According to the Metal Gear Survive's EULA you can not "seek a relationship with another person or act that Konami determines is made for the purpose of causing a relationship (including relationships, acts, and socialising limited to within the content."
So if you guys happen to find the moth girl of your dreams while playing MG:S you better not fall in love with her or Konami is gonna gun you down
i don't think i wanna meet any girls who play metal gear survive
Jordan Jenkins
that is false
Jordan Lewis
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Jack Wright
Are they talking about non player characters? Like, don't have waifus? Or are they suggesting you cannot befriend to intimate degrees with another player in the game. If it's the latter, I'm pretty sure that's illegal in the US Poland and Japan
Jackson Foster
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Benjamin Ross
I believe that they are talking about real players
Cooper Rivera
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James Richardson
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Christopher Evans
Well of course, that's par for the fucking course at this point. It's pretty fucked up that they're trying to lay claim to relationships THEMSELVES
I have a feeling that EULAs are actually unenforcable and their lawyers are just drafting up dumb shit they can get away with to keep their jobs.
Aaron Russell
Legally, 90% of them are. Especially Software Eulas.
Jeremiah Ortiz
christmas cake my guy
Blake Kelly
But love is a battlefield, OP.
Isaac Mitchell
If she isn't more than 45 you should take the bait user, she could buy you the videogames that your mother didn't approve
Camden Anderson
Imagine trying to take it to court, what a riot
Ayden Peterson
if you won't I will
Bentley Watson
I mean here's the secret to most "legal documents" they're only binding until someone actually takes them to court to prove "oh hey, you actually can't do that" The whole thing is an autistic arms race of "literally how much can we get away with saying we have the rights to before we actually get sued". No joke, there's some music making software out there that's ~70% plugins that belong to other companies that claim "We have unlimited rights to anything you save to our cloud storage as your okay for hosting it there" and the program will just spontaneously upload your shit to the cloud service and "Whoops that thing you spent hours and hours on is ours now sorry :^)"
Dylan Myers
Would that be brought to a court with a jury? If so that might be a tough case for Konami to win with the right rhetoric.
Jace Hughes
I mean seriously, like if you have any eula files laying around, actually read them and some of the just orgy on a shortbus tier retarded things you'll find are astounding.
Gabriel Rivera
Konami would settle. No company actually wants their EULA to be tested in court because like 80% of it is illegal or unenforceable, it's mostly a useful legal fiction.
Luke Foster
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Jackson Baker
I'm just being a smartass with proper word definitions but
The fuck are you doing here, in the name of all the christmas cake lovers out there you better get on that user
Caleb Turner
This is why some of the worst entertainment practices comes from Japan, their courts don't have juries and can easily be rigged since there are very few people involved and no element of randomness. The Yakuza are heavily involved in rigging shit like that.
American courts hand limited power to the government workers and the people who decide jury duty are rotated heavily. The judge doesn't have all the power and is more of an arbitrator and as a result bribing his ass doesn't guarantee a court win, and the cases on high have MULTIPLE judges ie the Supreme Court and you're super fucked if you managed to get sent up there because of that if you did some stupid shit.
the Japanese court has three dudes in a fucking room along with the defendants. Kidnap someone's kid or bribe them, it doesn't even take a neighborhood gang much to pull off a court rigging. The japanese justice system is far beyond fucked up even compared to the prison megacomplex that is America.
If you've played through Phoenix Wright the court system used there isn't actually that far off from the actual Japanese court system, and one case in the fourth game the protag's mentor has to pull some mega strings by implementing a test jury system last minute to fuck up a murderer that successfully covered up all evidence. Because the Japanese court system is apparently lacking in fucking common sense to spot a blatant criminal.
The police are fucked, the court is fucked, and the only solution is "keep your head down" and organized crime like the Yakuza use it as a bludgeon. I'm not sure if they finally adopted a jury system because I haven't checked in a few years, but as it is I wouldn't be surprised if the people behind it prevented that from happening.
When it comes to the actual justice system, America is fucking impenetrable and any sway you might have over individual parts won't apply in other areas, which is why visible organized crime in America has never gone beyond a city after the Great Depression and is generally limited to deep state or Crips/Bloods neighboorhood dealer gang war.
Japan IS organized crime at this point.
Aiden Nguyen
why is this even a thing in the first place?
Kayden Jones
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Aaron Ross
Wot? No, you want a younger woman, at least three years younger who's good and fertile to carry your offspring. You marry a granny, your kids are going to have birth defects, assuming there's no miscarriage.
John Stewart
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Joseph Ross
god forbid we enjoy the fantasy of a nice woman for just a moment in here
Justin Kelly
FUck this thread now I feel like shit I hate you all
Carson Jenkins
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Noah Martinez
checking those numbers of feels
Xavier Robinson
I can't even believe that 2d would love me.
Daniel Mitchell
You also can't make another character without paying $10. Love is probably behind a paywall.
Luis Butler
Making sure that your offspring aren't full autismo-downy retards is saving yourself from an endless shrieking nightmare. You'll be doing yourself a favor by having healthy children that will outlive you because if you raise them correctly they'll be able to support you in your dotage instead of hurling you to the tender mercies of whatever retirement home you can "afford" where the nigger "nurses" will laugh at your last dying breaths.
Logan Turner
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Adrian Hill
Children bring happiness. They’re one of the only things that do.
Nathan Thompson
This is a good anime.
Carson Brown
Looks like we have a pedo here. I don't get pedo thought processes, honestly. Why would you want a young virgin teenage girl with smooth, creamy skin who will fall in love with you and cuddle you constantly out of sheer joy at having you around when you could have a strong, intellectual 30-something woman with a double degree in underwater basket weaving and feminist biology who will constantly nag you for more money for shoes and bitch about how the video games you like are sexist and racist? I also think it's hilarious how these fucking sexist problematic assholes think that if they date 18 year olds we won't know they're fucking pedo scum who should be hanged for daring to question anything we say. Age of consent should be raised to 26 tbh. Anyone who dates an 18 year old should be put to death.
Xavier Johnson
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Luke Reed
On the other hand, the father is OP so the genes are already compromised. Seriously, the amount of people going through these boards giving advice about "just, like, have kids" to some of the lowest lifeforms on the planet is astonishing. You don't even know these people and you're already advocating for their duty to procreate when, for all you know, they could be autismo non-white queers. Rule of thumb is, if you're on imageboards you're in no position to raise children, let alone give any advice about it.
Levi Smith
user, I did not want to feel these kinds of feels today.
Theres plenty of fish is the sea, im sure there is one out there for you. Considering the kind of people we are though I doubt you will ever find her though, or many of us too in fact. Its even worse that I'm a loner that loathes extended periods of human interaction, I can't even imagine being in a relationship let alone having a family.
Sebastian Jenkins
Uhuh, a 25 years old guy wanting to date a 23 is a pedo, nice defin- Oh it's bait. Ohohoho, that was pretty good. 6/10, You need to use the full copypasta or it's still lacking.
Xavier Williams
I know plenty of couples like that. They're the type of people who will cuddle and read books for hours without saying a word. Alternatively there's couples that will live fairly independent lives of each other, but come how to each other every day. There's always someone for someone else.
Bentley Rivera
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Ryder Parker
tfw desire love but fear intimacy
Evan Jones
Pretty much this
Jeremiah Sanchez
Reported.
Juan White
Nice kike platitude.
Ryan Peterson
what else would you expect from jews
Kevin Lee
Nah…they can't be that retard….you must be joking… "'WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE TO THEM"'
Lucas Nguyen
That kind of numale language is one of the many reasons you're still fucking single.
Ryan Howard
Don't you get it user? They are trying to keep you waifuless/single in order to keep you sad and buying their shit just to feel the void in your life. But they don't know that I fill that void with actually good games
Christian Long
Don't be a nigger, there are literally MILLIONS of women on the planet that fit your criteria and probably a few hundred of them within miles of you user. Well unless if you're into 2d and not 3dpd. And of course you don't have to try to get a girl at all, especially if you dont want to put the effort in, I sure as hell dont.
Robert Sullivan
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Daniel Nelson
That's pretty depressing. I played Asheron's Call as a kid and I know people who started relationships through that game. Aside from all the friends I still have from it, there was a guy in the same monarchy as me who married and had 3 kids with a woman from the same city as him. I met my wife through it but we were both kids at the time
Caleb Reyes
Here's a hard truth, Anons: you can get a gf if you actually put of bit of effort into yourself, but even if you do it will not fill the emptiness inside. Believing that the love of another human being will make you whole only enhances the devastation of being proven wrong, of having such love and knowing that it means nothing to you.
Caleb Long
I already have a bf tho
Henry Baker
t. Anthony Burch
Isaac Williams
You can't make friends either, if it's not strictly game related you are entitled to be banned from the game for making friends…
Nicholas Baker
Anthony Burch has ZERO self awareness though.
Carson Garcia
mfw have had a wife since 13. mfw I only get to see her three months of the year
Daniel Johnson
Oh well I don't intend to play that memegame anyway so whatever m'dude. I'm just gonna keep practising my sketching nah irl I'm gonna procrastinate on my practising my sketching :^), playing SMT: Nocturne and reading my memebooks
Levi Gray
t. autist who became the Chad and got gf(s), thinking it would make him happy, only to find it was meaningless.
Nathan Green
That's amazing! My grandmother was married at 15, I wonder if young marriages still exist in the USA.
Noah Ross
smdh
Dominic Foster
Matthew, is that you?
Jackson Baker
who the fuck is matthew sounds like a little bitch
Grayson Harris
What are you gay?
Matthew Watson
Nah, he's actually a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything
Matthew Hill
i bet hes a bitch beta boy faggot who met someone off /cuteboys/ instead of Holla Forums like a real hero
Brandon Martin
You type like a redditor. Would you please go back? Thanks.
Alexander Mitchell
It was Holla Forums
Hunter King
You tell me I type like one, but your passive aggression instantly makes you into a hypocrite. You slobbering fucking mongoloid.
Josiah Miller
Ok, you got me. That was pretty funny, but try to lay your bait more subtlety next time
Noah Morris
was it at least a girl a no penis girl one with a vagina and moodswings and have they met irl otherwise he cant compare
Gabriel Long
Nobody here intends to play fella… I only replied because this tos is the most stupid thing i ever saw on a online ONLY game…Can't have make relationships on a online game where the main purpose is making relationships…This is a new level of stupidity, an uber level that i refuse to believe a human being with normal iq level could conceive such thought… At least things are looking good to my kid, competition level seems to be dropping…
Jackson White
Yes! She has bipolar disorder and lives in Alabama, she redirects people to >>>/suicide/ all the time because she is impatient.
Cameron Ward
she sounds like a better keeper than me but at least im not from alabama so thats a point in my favor anyways im going to bed night fagoccinni
Angel King
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Isaiah Reed
Go back.
Jace Carter
anyone have that Alexa ranking screenshot that showed 8ch was like 55% women what if the whole tits or gtfo meme was started by girls to keep normie girls out what if op is a girl what if I'm a girl what if you're a girl
Michael Rodriguez
Most people these days are too apathetic to do anything especially if it's software, video games, and tech related. Just like how government mass surveillance and issues of privacy are just shrugged off. Did they stop doing that? I can't even tell. Everyone just goes back to using Facebook, Twitter, Google, YouTube as if nothing happened once the news articles ran dry.
Austin Williams
We're all anime girls, user.
James Cook
And Windows 10. After initially Holla Forums having loads of Windows 10 threads about how it's data mining, etc; long after that stopped there's anons with Windows 10 unironically installed.
Joseph Gomez
at least the old Holla Forums meme was that no one ever played vidya, but still talked about it. now you fags can't even do that much
Isaiah Ward
is right you know. You're probably the only man here and the rest of us are 2d animu grills.
Angel Evans
I'll blame Linuxfags for that one. Windows 10 is a fucking joke, but if you ask them, 7 or even XP is just as bad, so at some point, even legitimate criticism of 10 is just dismissed as autistic screeching about open source. I run a PC repair service out of my house, and always install 7/XP on people's PCs, depending on how much of a potato it is. Every time they ask why I didn't give them 10, I cite security reasons.
James Scott
Those kinds of statistics are always skewered because it only includes people dumb enough to install the Alexa toolbar onto their browser
Carson Hill
Sums up most relationships, at least you didnt had to marry to find out.
Christian Ortiz
I don't have that pic but I believe it, although I believe that they mostly post in Holla Forums. That place has a lot of attention whores
Jonathan Long
You're misunderstanding the statistics. It wasn't 55% women, it was 55% more women than the average internet site.
Anthony Sanchez
Only difference is they can't get by on their looks anymore so they actually have to develop a personality. You see the same thing with ugly young girls.
Kayden Reed
Considering that the average site is Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Youtube and Google, and those probably have a 40-50% female userbase, that probably means that my assumption about all anons being anime girls is actually right.
Evan Flores
Having a gf just feels like babysitting, except not only do I not get paid, I lose money instead. It's just more work, I already work enough already. What would you rather do? Spend the evening playing a video game you enjoy or pointlessly waste hours of your life you will never get back arguing about nothing because she was bored and wanted to start shit?
Brody Harris
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Camden Walker
why would you announce that you are Anthony Burch?
Brody Parker
Jfc, and here I thought I could get comfy because this is the He-Man Woman-Haters Club and there are no other girls here.
Kevin Sanders
Quit your lying faggot
Colton Gonzalez
tits or GTFO most Holla Forums are probably "speed runners"
Ryan Thompson
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Tyler Phillips
I'm obviously a dude. Don't you faggots get all thirsty on me.
Ethan Myers
What does make you happy?
Jeremiah Martinez
(checked) girls are 12 year old boys and 12 year old boys are chris hansen
James Wright
If only I actually got around to backing up and organizing my shit. Windows 10 is bloated garbage that broke itself, and half the software I use. If I somehow roll into 2020 without going back to a better OS like W7 or Linux, I deserve whatever hell I've brought on myself.
Brayden Myers
Checks out. Our constant periods make us all constantly pissy but at least I am the best loli here
Caleb Murphy
Multiple fems in a workout situation that they wan to be admired, even outside the gym. Being a dude and disconnected from faggotru and deep peace in soul and eyes. Have to just hold back for the most part.
Jonathan Nelson
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Logan Garcia
Fuck you, user, not only do you have shit taste, you ARE shit taste
Mason Walker
Curious, is it not?
Asher Cox
Thread theme
Anthony Bailey
You're a retard who doesn't understand how data is collected. Even jewtubers when they reference a 2% female audience it's more likely than not that it's just trannys or retards who selected female during the account making process.
Christopher Howard
That would explain the constant pmsing and retarded topics
Parker Cook
Dick or GTFO
Ayden Murphy
This is the age of reckoning. It does not matter who hold information. The last time they had me keyed in was a decade ago. When you become absolutelyu nobody, it's working for me. Could shut it down any day, but why bother.
Ian Howard
jesus christ how horrifying
Cooper Turner
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Daniel Evans
i wish i could be an anime girl
Jordan Gonzalez
Don't even. Even in the gym they're fucking looney toons. Find a decent girl somewhere else. Bumping intgo them at the DMV and elsewise.
Jackson James
Man this guy has some fucked up hands.
You don't want to go down the "teehee let's pretend we're all girls but not girls but ironically girls but maybe trannies but maybe not" route. Vanilla WoW is infested with this kind of autism and it's fucking awful.
Bentley Perry
Not even Kojima could imagine something so outlandish as most anons being female.
Dylan Campbell
Case in point. It's all familam after that. The oddest meet cute that has happened in ages.
Luis Campbell
Fuck off back to reddit.
Tyler Nguyen
3 and 7 could be actual genetic females.
Liam Lopez
"Find love through playing a Metal Gear game". user, Konami is trying to prevent you from being scammed.
James Reyes
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Alexander Wilson
Third is Protomagicalgirl. Don't know about 7, but I'm pretty sure they're all trannies.
Levi Campbell
7 has an adam's apple user…
Caleb Lee
MY EYES
John Scott
She was there when my mother died and gave me a lot of room. Cancer and hauling your family around makes one go back to who they were as a teen. Having a female on your side at the end is almost ponderous. You haven't lived until you've carroed your mother home for hospice in home care. Making yourself a big guy in the process and she dies the next day, while we have a pumpkin pie baking.
Matthew Jones
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Joshua Gray
Certain females, are made for this. I hope at least one of you find someone similar.
Jaxson Wood
I didn't even install windows 10, it installed itself even after I had shut off updates. I just don't want to deal with having to back up and redownload all my shit, and pirate wangblows 7 since my license is invalid now
Henry Rivera
PLANE TICKET
NOW
Aiden Miller
Becoming big guys in three months, between me and my father. Scared the hell out of her but she was the one keeping mama comfortable. Now we have mortgage shit to deal with. Too bad for them, we have a wild few lawyers on retainer.
Jeremiah Thompson
I dated a cute girl for I met on 4chan Holla Forums for several years when we were both in middle school. Then I cheated on her, told her about it and we broke up. She was kinda fucked in the head but still, it was a mistake. Just realized a few months ago that all the pictures I still had from her were CP so I deleted them.
Easton Richardson
Those are just sausage fingers.
Justin Roberts
Way to create another feminist. You should do a backflip.
Carter Powell
Hey man, at least I told her. Last I heard she was with some fat fuck in Nebraska. What a waste.
Benjamin Morris
The cuckchan experience - the post.
Ryder Howard
Do no address me. You are out of time.
Robert Peterson
i am a well of sadness and despair. also, fuck those cucks who got world peace cancelled
Mason Hernandez
After all these years, her phone number is one of two I know by heart, the other being my own. Whatever NSA fag that was listening to our calls was a lucky fella.
Mason Gray
Urinating in the well. Good job faget.
Liam Lopez
I was 18, it was a long distance relationship, and the girl I cheated on her with I was with for the next 5 years. You'd have done the same in my shoes
Jason Myers
I don't believe you're that broken.
You fucked up in numerous ways. Find a nice girl in the flesh. I'm beautiful, so it may come easier. I have had many friends that drift into a fine situation. I want all anons to find their piece.
Joshua Russell
You are all completely retarded.
Elijah Turner
Those aren't humans, those are replicants
Aiden Evans
Most of you boys deserve a good woman. When you meet cute, do not take it for granted. Being a wild animal in public, without your wolf pack around you. A special female will come your way. Do not take it fo granted.
John King
He can't post images, for obvious reasons.
Jacob Jackson
Well, does anyone have that screenshot?
Aiden Reed
When one is so on top of wannabe haste. A big hole the pretenders will never co me ba ck from. When a broad grabs you by the pinkky finger. Just more than ever,
Ryder Davis
Start gore postan then.
Logan Bell
The answer, is we are eternal lovers.
Angel Allen
There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to protect and fuck a young girl.
Jeremiah Morgan
By god I've figured out why this board is so shit. It's because you're all women.
Christopher Myers
Can't 'go back' to which place I've never entered in the first place. Try again.
Samuel Richardson
Please stop wasting all the gets with your drunken rambling.
Asher Richardson
YOU CAN'T STRIP ME OF MY PRIMAL URGES, SOYBOY
Dominic Ward
What if you fall in love with the battlefield itself?
Connor Taylor
How would you have sex with it?
Jacob Gonzalez
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James Richardson
What, no foreplay?
Jaxson Gomez
Seriously kill yourself.
Mason Cooper
The fuck is "meet cute"? Some YouTube slang?
Anthony Jackson
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Nathan Jenkins
It's some normie romantic comedy shit. Like meeting a girl in a cute way.
Parker Hernandez
The dirt is already moist
Jacob Wood
Isn't this thread full of normalfags anyway? What's one one?
Jayden Ortiz
Why would anime girls be on the internet instead of having adventures outside?
Isaiah Diaz
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Andrew Martinez
Aw dude I'm happy for you. We need more anons like that, this board would be a lot less hostile if that was the case. I wonder who here is a member of "incel" groups?
Jayden Jackson
Also…
Never feeling the warmth of a woman's breath and hair on you is a good way to make you hostile. Call me a newfag but what's "incel?"
Dominic Kelly
Im still getting mentally prepared for dating. i dont have a drivers license so that is also a big hurdle. Im not completely unattractive though, a girl gave me her phone number. I think i'll be fine.
Cameron Price
>tfw accepted I was never going to find love a long time ago There is no light in my life, only darkness.
Alexander Flores
My friend doesn't have his license either, but he's a talented drummer and chicks fuggin' love him.
James Torres
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Adam Barnes
You're probably right. i should have just taken that ride from her. She was super cute
Chase Bailey
Holy fuck is it underage in here.
John Robinson
Nah you would've probably been human-trafficked or some shit.
Not everyone gets the privilege of getting their license before graduating high school.
Easton Carter
im actually in collegeim afraid of driving
Robert Lee
I feel you user If it makes you feel any better, you don't need to drive if you become a neet
Austin Rivera
Too late. Im already $600+ into welding gear and books.
Lincoln Cruz
Involuntary celibate. It's a reddit term used by retards. Happa's also tend to self-describe as it.
Logan Smith
There is only one true path to happiness anons. Why haven't you given yourself to 2D yet? Your waifu is out there waiting, rid yourself of the 3DPD lust and open yourself up for the pure love only she can provide.
Jason Bennett
Because you can't bring 2D in reality, and there's only so much love you can give to a still image.
Levi Young
2d is just a lie. I want a wife and kids and a family.
Easton Price
I'm also referring to the /r9k/ and 4am tier blogposting. You niggers need to shut the fuck up.
Nathaniel Flores
Anyway why is Konami banning relationships? Do they lose shekels or I'm misssing something?
Matthew Roberts
Konami exists to make people miserable
Gabriel Perez
They copypasted other EULAs into theirs, so I'm assuming it's just so no one can call to complain about pedos talking to their kids over the internet.
Adrian Rivera
Incels are basically a group of "involuntary celibates" that discuss how to kill themselves, how much they hate chads and woman . If you have time and curiosity watch the vid
Luke Kelly
It's reddit talking about /r9k/, now fuck off.
Ryan Roberts
Are you serious? Metal Gear Survive is rated M thought so the only ones who coul complain would be women screaming rape.
David Howard
*could fuck
James Stewart
user, how fucking new are you to this board you fucking nignog? For fuck sake, wizardchan is an incel board and there's even an Eliot Rogers forum
Adrian Campbell
I could empathize, guess it depends on what state/country you live in. The traffic and roads aren't a big clusterfuck in midwestern burgerland states.
Xavier Long
cali
Wyatt Walker
Only half, but it is suspected. There are still tons of retards who potentially could. I'm fairly sure most companies don't give a fuck about the EULA like the customers.
Never seen them use the term incel.
You have no fucking excuse you waste of space.
Jayden Morgan
I guess there are actually women here.
Dylan Scott
This is actually pretty interesting. How many companies do you think have done this kind of shit? I remember that one of those zombie survival games back in 2012(?) where the devs copy pasted the league of legends terms of service without removing the Riot and LoL name
Jordan Brooks
You fucked that one up, too, didn't you?
Hudson Jackson
Either my local community's been fooled for 50 years, or there's some health issue going on with her that I don't know about.
Unless tornadoes happen, then everyone tries to drive away from it, takes a wrong turn, and gets a free flight back home.
Robert Nguyen
Cali's a fucking shitheap with its traffic and roads in the more metropolitan areas. There are rural parts that would be fine though.
Ian Murphy
My dad grew up in a boarding school in India and didn't get his license in the US until he was 21. The instructor couldn't believe that he had was so old and didn't have a license, so he had my dad drive around the block and then gave him a license. He's apparently a fairly good driver, but I haven't seen him since I was 8 when he cheated on my mom and left.
Hooray.
Lincoln Howard
Women can go bald, but it's very rare. I bet she's just a nice old bald lady
Noah Jones
Sorry to hear that user, would you ever be willing to reconcile with him if you met him again?
Grayson Nguyen
Thinly veiled blogposting thread, proceed with caution.
Luke Perry
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Chase Phillips
No. I've heard of some of his exploits. In the intervening years he has tried to be a good man but failed miserably. Aside from being remarried, he got sober (alcohol was part of the divorce) but fell… off? the wagon again. He's solid sober now because he apparently got really scared about something that happened. He smoked for decades and has stopped now, but he just can't hold down a job and can't really progress in his field. He tried to take in a homeless guy who he had to then kick out because he stole my dad's antidepressants. It's a whole shitshow. He's a shitshow. Never mind just up and leaving his kids. I'm barely a man at all because I never learned anything from him. Oh, and I apparently have a half sister from a marriage he had before my mom that I only learned about in my late 20s. I don't even know her name, but she apparently has a kid, so I'm a half uncle. And I can't even be "the fun uncle who plays video games with me" because I don't know them and never will. In before incest references; she lives across the country. In before "your kid might bring her kid home to you to meet his fiancee", because I'll never be married or have kids myself.
Fuck you, of course that's what this is. We feel terrible and want to feel even worse. Talking can't help anything.
Austin Wilson
Yeah. She broke up with me due to my alcoholism.
Lucas Diaz
Shut the fuck up, nerd. I'll check your dubs if you check deez nutz.
Cooper Johnson
That was the WarZ.
Caleb Howard
If you notice, it's pretty common for a thread devolving into consoling each other about our raw, collective feels reguarding bad experiences with/lack of good women. It's kind of heartwarming how it happens in this gutter.
Kayden Gonzalez
Yeah. That was just something that gave me pause when I first saw her. it's fucking weird seeing an old woman half bald and with the hair on the side of her head long
winter also gets delayed till February half the time
Josiah Perez
>still would have said yes if she wanted another chance
Adam Flores
I learned to drive in cali in a moajor city at 16, bite me
then shut up
Jaxson Morris
what's this from?
Alexander Stewart
hownew.ru cromartie high school, cause even newfags should enjoy it
Kevin Sanchez
Why only newfags?
Dylan Nguyen
I didn't say only, I said even.
Daniel Cooper
Lol
Jordan Perez
God I really fucked up that edit and need to fix it a third time. Thanks for reminding me.
Leo Cruz
Be strong, user. It's a man's duty to suffer, but persevere. Never give up.
Hudson Morgan
what can you talk to people about at that point
Christopher White
the video game
Brandon Morris
You are weak user
Levi Ward
That doesn't change anything. Deep down you know I'm right, and you'll just delude yourselves.
Owen Howard
It's called ascension
Kevin Thomas
How do I achieve that?
Asher Nguyen
user, even the most stubborn feminist bitch can be convinced by a proper dicking from a masculine male. Women almost always copy the opinion of the strongest male in her life. So be that male, get /fit/, and she'll follow you.
Levi Evans
So while thy body of desire is (and must be by the law of its nature) incessantly in motion in the world of suffering, the ‘I’ high up above is fixed in heaven. Therefore I say let no confusion cloud thy mind about this matter; But ever when desire knocks at thy door, Though thou grant it admission and entreat it hospitably, as in duty bound, Fence it yet gently off from thy true self, Lest it tear and rend thee.”
Landon Nguyen
I wish I could, but I can't find the time. I usually work late and sleep in, and even then I get between 5-6 hours of sleep on average.
I'm fucking stupid. In simple terms, please?
Cameron Allen
While it's certainly possible, and maybe even noble to ignore your own need to reproduce in place of some large goal, where does that leave us in a few generations? If every wise, forward thinking man refuses to have children in favor of his own pursuits, the gene pool suffers.
Hudson Butler
ANOTHER BRAGGING THREAD FOR CHADS TO COME BLOGPOSTING
Noah Cook
You don't have to spend two hours at the gym every day to get fit. You can do it at home, just get some doorframe pull-up bar and some cheap barbells. Won't make you a bodybuilder, but that's all you need to beat 80% of men today. At the very least, just don't be fat. That can be achieved by simply eating less.
Lincoln Hughes
Most of the chads here are robots from years past who got sick of being shit on. So they got /fit/ and forced themselves into social situations that made them uncomfortable, until they learned to handle it.
Easton Turner
I don't eat often anyway. My biggest food sins are skipping breakfast on a regular basis, aside from a glass of water, and having mcdonalds/leftovers for lunch, and eating junk food at night. Also I like Pepsi/Coke/etc.too much. Despite this, I'm somehow not a fatass.
Alexander Turner
Nigga, just become something I call "imageboard gay". It's similar to prison gay
Alexander Moore
I am researching young marriage efficiency if you aren't baiting. What about seeing each other only three months of the year?
Dominic Evans
Eating shitty food doesn't make you fat. Eating a lot of food makes you fat.
Carson Perry
Nothing wrong with skipping meals, intermittent fasting. I only eat dinner most days and it's done wonders for my body composition. These days, you only have to be vaguely fit to be ahead of the vast majority of "men" because they're all emotional fags.
Jackson Bennett
It's just called prison gay. Terms can be applied to things outside of their original meaning. It's called context.
Sebastian Gonzalez
Bullshit,nobody here is a woman.
Charles Perez
From what I've seen, there's a significant spike in divorce rates when the age gap exceeds 8 years. To my knowledge, same deal with marriages under 18 years old (higher divorce rate than baseline). These are all correlations, though, nothing causal (yet at least).
Noah Diaz
Lol
Jayden Clark
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Cameron Rivera
What went wrong?
Isaiah Mitchell
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Christian Anderson
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Bentley Roberts
""g""f
Carter Bell
maybe this is why crime is so rarely reported in nippon
Andrew Robinson
More importantly how are they going to enforce this? Have a team of people or a bot read in game chat logs to see if your asking to see tiddy? Does that mean that they are going to read chats over playstation network or steam? Cause I'm pretty sure Steam and Sony would like to have a word with them about that. The claim itself is bad and ridiculous but its also lofty as hell.
Jaxson Anderson
i.e. women
Hunter Williams
It's just so they can "rightfully" ban people for asking girls out sexual harassment.
Bentley Wilson
Match the credit card names of people that bought MGSS with the marriage register. If you get two people that bought it marrying shortly thereafter, it's time to call the local synagogue.
Asher Morgan
what monsters are this fujoshi raising?
Brayden Martinez
I'd assume nowhere near the biological fuckups boomers raised or any "progressive" parents do.
Jacob Long
I have heavy doubts.
Kayden Turner
I still live with themthey're exactly as bad as you could imaginekill me
Jayden Rodriguez
(checked) So am I, user. Keep going. Just keep going, user. Believe.
Noah Garcia
Chuckled, thanks user
Benjamin Sanders
GO GET A PLANE RIGHT NOW YOU FAGGOT WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET A JOB GET THE MONEY TO GET THE TICKET GO TO HER DON'T LET HER GET AWAY user
Jordan Hill
What is it with GDQ and the large number of ugly trannies within it?
Austin Cook
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Eli Williams
Do it user! Ask her if she wants to meet! I met the love of my life on the internet and so can you!
Wyatt Butler
But we're all the little girl here, onii-chan.
Tyler Rivera
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Evan Walker
pls stop,this thought hurts to think i could be among women,it gives me anxiety
Kayden Perez
I have become stone at least I can get hard now
Leo Nguyen
And I have a Fiance we're getting married on the 30th next month
Caleb Watson
That's horribly shut-in. I taught my nurse how to patch me. Ended up wed to her sister.
Isaac Sanchez
You can practice socializing with us, onii-chan. Just be yourself~
Eli Cruz
That could always be because of all the autistic feminists monitoring us to report us for illegal activities.
Camden Bennett
It checks out.
Noah Nelson
Myself is clumsy and very overly sophisticated way of talking,go away,you are not a girl.
Julian Cox
Holla Forums mums would raise better children then most modern mothers would.
Leo Wilson
I am literally Saori Kobayashi
Nicholas Miller
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Austin Flores
Does it hurt being pan faced gook with bug eyes?
Ryan Price
does it hurt not having your mother in your life?
Juan Murphy
I appreciated your work on Panzer Dragoon.
Ethan Sanders
Do you have a single fact to snack that up?
Lincoln Mitchell
I just want to date an Ara! Why cant I find any?
William Nguyen
They don't exist my man.
Jaxon Russell
i feel that my bed is cold
Josiah Thompson
I-I dont believe you!
Christian Gonzalez
Habeeb it
Gabriel Gutierrez
I have divorced female cousins up the wall. The last time I attempted meet cute the dude got incinerated. Then I took the heat. So, nevermind.
Brayden Evans
So how are your divorces coming along?
Ethan Martinez
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Lincoln Rivera
Checks out.
Jaxon Cruz
We are absolutely stuck on eachother. As for trying ot help, it's just failure. They think themselves actresses, as their father was a homosexual and it fully killed their mother. You have not lived until you play out a murder mystery with them.
Xavier Thomas
What the fuck is meet cute? did you spill some shit on your keyboard mid typing?
Christian Ramirez
IT VERY MUCH CHECKS OUT
Nathaniel Harris
You should likely not be a millenial and you would understand more terms.
Matthew Roberts
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Leo Mitchell
The eternal D&C. Sorry, yid. I'm going to take your scalp.
Zachary Anderson
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Isaac Richardson
It'sfuckingnothing.jpg
Noah Garcia
At least you didn't take a round for Israel. Still, stop being a soyjak. Find some straya grill and make puppies.
James Morales
When you have an angel whispering in your ear, "Yid." it is something beyond boards and cancer. She isn't from Holla Forums but via work, came to her. Doesn't even want to go for her doctorate at this point. Just raise children and protect them. Perhaps the last decent female, and they snagged me.
Alexander Barnes
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Colton Thomas
I have to assume it really is a bunch of anime girls for, for my graviational hell. Not just a buncha waifuists. Being coupled up hard, the spite and venow flies to the sky and arches to the sea.
Jaxson Robinson
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Liam Diaz
Okay.
Jack Watson
You are either high as fuck or one of those AI chatbots having a seisure.
Levi Harris
This isn't honest, but it is an example of how being me pulls a lot of women to me. Thankfully found one that understands she's my only.
Michael Martinez
Don't start something you cannot finish.
Ian Peterson
Are you okay?
Tyler Richardson
Of course, feeling absolutely beautiful.
Christopher Martin
Being cursed in such a way and having been molested. When one touches me and I don't flinch, it is magmatic.
Alexander Morris
She came up to me during a concert and I remembered seeing her in the past. Those hands found me.Almost a cardiac event. Love is very strong.
Asher Roberts
She didn't want me doing another tour. Nor did I. It became a thing.
Angel Stewart
I hope you all find someone who makes you breathless. Being near death and your heart stops outside of injury. I loved ther nurse but the sister was the only one that had put hands on me and it felt like family.
Lucas James
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Kayden Perez
I'm just a dog that shouldn't still be barking.
Hudson Perry
what the fuck am I reading? What the fuck is going on in this thread?
Jordan Rodriguez
Kojima would have not done this
Nicholas James
Someone should not have touched love. My diary is in a much better state than going hot here. Love is a thing that can nearly kill.
Ian Cox
When you look at your other and you lose your breath, any day, any situation. Being an accidental meet cute incident. It's what I hope many of you find.
Ryan Ross
It's very intense. Looking at her sleeping, my eyes start welling up. One day she won't be here.
Colton Baker
It entirely changes you life. Suddenly know what must be done and ready to commit.
Julian Barnes
This sort of love makes you realize there is a higher order. It's so much beyond animal breeding. When one stops your heart and her tears caress your face. And, that was just her sister. The real heart stopper is a whole other story.
Juan Morgan
I especially hope more vets are so blessed. Those that come home.
Cameron Miller
I know they are mentally ill but if a nigga is 3/4 bald why would he try and be a girl? Mirrors exist, get a fucking wig.
Colton Sanders
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Christian Baker
who needs a mirror when brainwashed idiots tell you that you are beautiful?
Jeremiah Robinson
Nah.
Jonathan Ramirez
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Noah Watson
user I've no idea where you heard that from, but it's probably bullshit.