Love can't bloom in the battlefield

According to the Metal Gear Survive's EULA you can not "seek a relationship with another person or act that Konami determines is made for the purpose of causing a relationship (including relationships, acts, and socialising limited to within the content."

So if you guys happen to find the moth girl of your dreams while playing MG:S you better not fall in love with her or Konami is gonna gun you down

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No worries here, 2D only for this guy.

i don't think i wanna meet any girls who play metal gear survive

that is false

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Are they talking about non player characters?
Like, don't have waifus?
Or are they suggesting you cannot befriend to intimate degrees with another player in the game.
If it's the latter, I'm pretty sure that's illegal in the US Poland and Japan

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I believe that they are talking about real players

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Well of course, that's par for the fucking course at this point. It's pretty fucked up that they're trying to lay claim to relationships THEMSELVES

I have a feeling that EULAs are actually unenforcable and their lawyers are just drafting up dumb shit they can get away with to keep their jobs.

Legally, 90% of them are. Especially Software Eulas.

christmas cake my guy

But love is a battlefield, OP.

If she isn't more than 45 you should take the bait user, she could buy you the videogames that your mother didn't approve

Imagine trying to take it to court, what a riot

if you won't I will

I mean here's the secret to most "legal documents" they're only binding until someone actually takes them to court to prove "oh hey, you actually can't do that"
The whole thing is an autistic arms race of "literally how much can we get away with saying we have the rights to before we actually get sued".
No joke, there's some music making software out there that's ~70% plugins that belong to other companies that claim "We have unlimited rights to anything you save to our cloud storage as your okay for hosting it there" and the program will just spontaneously upload your shit to the cloud service and "Whoops that thing you spent hours and hours on is ours now sorry :^)"

Would that be brought to a court with a jury? If so that might be a tough case for Konami to win with the right rhetoric.

I mean seriously, like if you have any eula files laying around, actually read them and some of the just orgy on a shortbus tier retarded things you'll find are astounding.

Konami would settle. No company actually wants their EULA to be tested in court because like 80% of it is illegal or unenforceable, it's mostly a useful legal fiction.

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I'm just being a smartass with proper word definitions but

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hooktube.com/watch?v=tCzNDgnJqjE

Go to her user. I'll pay for your ticket.

The fuck are you doing here, in the name of all the christmas cake lovers out there you better get on that user

This is why some of the worst entertainment practices comes from Japan, their courts don't have juries and can easily be rigged since there are very few people involved and no element of randomness. The Yakuza are heavily involved in rigging shit like that.

American courts hand limited power to the government workers and the people who decide jury duty are rotated heavily. The judge doesn't have all the power and is more of an arbitrator and as a result bribing his ass doesn't guarantee a court win, and the cases on high have MULTIPLE judges ie the Supreme Court and you're super fucked if you managed to get sent up there because of that if you did some stupid shit.

the Japanese court has three dudes in a fucking room along with the defendants. Kidnap someone's kid or bribe them, it doesn't even take a neighborhood gang much to pull off a court rigging. The japanese justice system is far beyond fucked up even compared to the prison megacomplex that is America.

If you've played through Phoenix Wright the court system used there isn't actually that far off from the actual Japanese court system, and one case in the fourth game the protag's mentor has to pull some mega strings by implementing a test jury system last minute to fuck up a murderer that successfully covered up all evidence. Because the Japanese court system is apparently lacking in fucking common sense to spot a blatant criminal.

The police are fucked, the court is fucked, and the only solution is "keep your head down" and organized crime like the Yakuza use it as a bludgeon. I'm not sure if they finally adopted a jury system because I haven't checked in a few years, but as it is I wouldn't be surprised if the people behind it prevented that from happening.

When it comes to the actual justice system, America is fucking impenetrable and any sway you might have over individual parts won't apply in other areas, which is why visible organized crime in America has never gone beyond a city after the Great Depression and is generally limited to deep state or Crips/Bloods neighboorhood dealer gang war.

Japan IS organized crime at this point.

why is this even a thing in the first place?

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Wot? No, you want a younger woman, at least three years younger who's good and fertile to carry your offspring. You marry a granny, your kids are going to have birth defects, assuming there's no miscarriage.

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god forbid we enjoy the fantasy of a nice woman for just a moment in here

FUck this thread now I feel like shit I hate you all

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checking those numbers of feels

I can't even believe that 2d would love me.

You also can't make another character without paying $10. Love is probably behind a paywall.

Making sure that your offspring aren't full autismo-downy retards is saving yourself from an endless shrieking nightmare. You'll be doing yourself a favor by having healthy children that will outlive you because if you raise them correctly they'll be able to support you in your dotage instead of hurling you to the tender mercies of whatever retirement home you can "afford" where the nigger "nurses" will laugh at your last dying breaths.

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Children bring happiness. They’re one of the only things that do.

This is a good anime.

Looks like we have a pedo here. I don't get pedo thought processes, honestly. Why would you want a young virgin teenage girl with smooth, creamy skin who will fall in love with you and cuddle you constantly out of sheer joy at having you around when you could have a strong, intellectual 30-something woman with a double degree in underwater basket weaving and feminist biology who will constantly nag you for more money for shoes and bitch about how the video games you like are sexist and racist? I also think it's hilarious how these fucking sexist problematic assholes think that if they date 18 year olds we won't know they're fucking pedo scum who should be hanged for daring to question anything we say. Age of consent should be raised to 26 tbh. Anyone who dates an 18 year old should be put to death.

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On the other hand, the father is OP so the genes are already compromised.
Seriously, the amount of people going through these boards giving advice about "just, like, have kids" to some of the lowest lifeforms on the planet is astonishing. You don't even know these people and you're already advocating for their duty to procreate when, for all you know, they could be autismo non-white queers.
Rule of thumb is, if you're on imageboards you're in no position to raise children, let alone give any advice about it.

user, I did not want to feel these kinds of feels today.


Theres plenty of fish is the sea, im sure there is one out there for you. Considering the kind of people we are though I doubt you will ever find her though, or many of us too in fact.
Its even worse that I'm a loner that loathes extended periods of human interaction, I can't even imagine being in a relationship let alone having a family.

Uhuh, a 25 years old guy wanting to date a 23 is a pedo, nice defin-
Oh it's bait. Ohohoho, that was pretty good. 6/10, You need to use the full copypasta or it's still lacking.

I know plenty of couples like that. They're the type of people who will cuddle and read books for hours without saying a word. Alternatively there's couples that will live fairly independent lives of each other, but come how to each other every day. There's always someone for someone else.

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tfw desire love but fear intimacy

Pretty much this

Reported.

Nice kike platitude.

what else would you expect from jews

Nah…they can't be that retard….you must be joking… "'WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE TO THEM"'

That kind of numale language is one of the many reasons you're still fucking single.

Don't you get it user? They are trying to keep you waifuless/single in order to keep you sad and buying their shit just to feel the void in your life. But they don't know that I fill that void with actually good games

Don't be a nigger, there are literally MILLIONS of women on the planet that fit your criteria and probably a few hundred of them within miles of you user.
Well unless if you're into 2d and not 3dpd.
And of course you don't have to try to get a girl at all, especially if you dont want to put the effort in, I sure as hell dont.

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That's pretty depressing. I played Asheron's Call as a kid and I know people who started relationships through that game. Aside from all the friends I still have from it, there was a guy in the same monarchy as me who married and had 3 kids with a woman from the same city as him. I met my wife through it but we were both kids at the time

Here's a hard truth, Anons: you can get a gf if you actually put of bit of effort into yourself, but even if you do it will not fill the emptiness inside. Believing that the love of another human being will make you whole only enhances the devastation of being proven wrong, of having such love and knowing that it means nothing to you.

I already have a bf tho

t. Anthony Burch

You can't make friends either, if it's not strictly game related you are entitled to be banned from the game for making friends…

Anthony Burch has ZERO self awareness though.

mfw have had a wife since 13.
mfw I only get to see her three months of the year

Oh well I don't intend to play that memegame anyway so whatever m'dude. I'm just gonna keep practising my sketching nah irl I'm gonna procrastinate on my practising my sketching :^), playing SMT: Nocturne and reading my memebooks

t. autist who became the Chad and got gf(s), thinking it would make him happy, only to find it was meaningless.

That's amazing! My grandmother was married at 15, I wonder if young marriages still exist in the USA.

smdh

Matthew, is that you?

who the fuck is matthew
sounds like a little bitch

What are you gay?

Nah, he's actually a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything

i bet hes a bitch beta boy faggot who met someone off /cuteboys/ instead of Holla Forums like a real hero

You type like a redditor. Would you please go back? Thanks.

It was Holla Forums

You tell me I type like one, but your passive aggression instantly makes you into a hypocrite. You slobbering fucking mongoloid.

Ok, you got me.
That was pretty funny, but try to lay your bait more subtlety next time

was it at least a girl
a no penis girl
one with a vagina
and moodswings
and have they met irl
otherwise he cant compare

Nobody here intends to play fella… I only replied because this tos is the most stupid thing i ever saw on a online ONLY game…Can't have make relationships on a online game where the main purpose is making relationships…This is a new level of stupidity, an uber level that i refuse to believe a human being with normal iq level could conceive such thought… At least things are looking good to my kid, competition level seems to be dropping…

Yes! She has bipolar disorder and lives in Alabama, she redirects people to >>>/suicide/ all the time because she is impatient.

she sounds like a better keeper than me
but at least im not from alabama so thats a point in my favor
anyways im going to bed night fagoccinni

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Go back.

anyone have that Alexa ranking screenshot that showed 8ch was like 55% women
what if the whole tits or gtfo meme was started by girls to keep normie girls out
what if op is a girl
what if I'm a girl
what if you're a girl

Most people these days are too apathetic to do anything especially if it's software, video games, and tech related. Just like how government mass surveillance and issues of privacy are just shrugged off.
Did they stop doing that?
I can't even tell.
Everyone just goes back to using Facebook, Twitter, Google, YouTube as if nothing happened once the news articles ran dry.

We're all anime girls, user.

And Windows 10.
After initially Holla Forums having loads of Windows 10 threads about how it's data mining, etc; long after that stopped there's anons with Windows 10 unironically installed.

at least the old Holla Forums meme was that no one ever played vidya, but still talked about it.
now you fags can't even do that much

is right you know.
You're probably the only man here and the rest of us are 2d animu grills.

I'll blame Linuxfags for that one. Windows 10 is a fucking joke, but if you ask them, 7 or even XP is just as bad, so at some point, even legitimate criticism of 10 is just dismissed as autistic screeching about open source.
I run a PC repair service out of my house, and always install 7/XP on people's PCs, depending on how much of a potato it is. Every time they ask why I didn't give them 10, I cite security reasons.

Those kinds of statistics are always skewered because it only includes people dumb enough to install the Alexa toolbar onto their browser

Sums up most relationships, at least you didnt had to marry to find out.

I don't have that pic but I believe it, although I believe that they mostly post in Holla Forums. That place has a lot of attention whores

You're misunderstanding the statistics. It wasn't 55% women, it was 55% more women than the average internet site.

Only difference is they can't get by on their looks anymore so they actually have to develop a personality. You see the same thing with ugly young girls.

Considering that the average site is Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Youtube and Google, and those probably have a 40-50% female userbase, that probably means that my assumption about all anons being anime girls is actually right.

Having a gf just feels like babysitting, except not only do I not get paid, I lose money instead. It's just more work, I already work enough already. What would you rather do? Spend the evening playing a video game you enjoy or pointlessly waste hours of your life you will never get back arguing about nothing because she was bored and wanted to start shit?

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why would you announce that you are Anthony Burch?

Jfc, and here I thought I could get comfy because this is the He-Man Woman-Haters Club and there are no other girls here.

Quit your lying faggot

tits or GTFO
most Holla Forums are probably "speed runners"

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I'm obviously a dude. Don't you faggots get all thirsty on me.

What does make you happy?

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girls are 12 year old boys and 12 year old boys are chris hansen

If only I actually got around to backing up and organizing my shit. Windows 10 is bloated garbage that broke itself, and half the software I use.
If I somehow roll into 2020 without going back to a better OS like W7 or Linux, I deserve whatever hell I've brought on myself.

Checks out. Our constant periods make us all constantly pissy but at least I am the best loli here

Multiple fems in a workout situation that they wan to be admired, even outside the gym. Being a dude and disconnected from faggotru and deep peace in soul and eyes. Have to just hold back for the most part.

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Fuck you, user, not only do you have shit taste, you ARE shit taste

Curious, is it not?

Thread theme

You're a retard who doesn't understand how data is collected. Even jewtubers when they reference a 2% female audience it's more likely than not that it's just trannys or retards who selected female during the account making process.

That would explain the constant pmsing and retarded topics

Dick or GTFO

This is the age of reckoning. It does not matter who hold information. The last time they had me keyed in was a decade ago. When you become absolutelyu nobody, it's working for me. Could shut it down any day, but why bother.

jesus christ how horrifying

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i wish i could be an anime girl

Don't even. Even in the gym they're fucking looney toons. Find a decent girl somewhere else. Bumping intgo them at the DMV and elsewise.

Man this guy has some fucked up hands.


You don't want to go down the "teehee let's pretend we're all girls but not girls but ironically girls but maybe trannies but maybe not" route. Vanilla WoW is infested with this kind of autism and it's fucking awful.

Not even Kojima could imagine something so outlandish as most anons being female.

Case in point.
It's all familam after that. The oddest meet cute that has happened in ages.

Fuck off back to reddit.

3 and 7 could be actual genetic females.

"Find love through playing a Metal Gear game".
user, Konami is trying to prevent you from being scammed.

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Third is Protomagicalgirl. Don't know about 7, but I'm pretty sure they're all trannies.

7 has an adam's apple user…

MY EYES

She was there when my mother died and gave me a lot of room. Cancer and hauling your family around makes one go back to who they were as a teen. Having a female on your side at the end is almost ponderous. You haven't lived until you've carroed your mother home for hospice in home care. Making yourself a big guy in the process and she dies the next day, while we have a pumpkin pie baking.

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Certain females, are made for this. I hope at least one of you find someone similar.

I didn't even install windows 10, it installed itself even after I had shut off updates.
I just don't want to deal with having to back up and redownload all my shit, and pirate wangblows 7 since my license is invalid now

PLANE TICKET

NOW

Becoming big guys in three months, between me and my father. Scared the hell out of her but she was the one keeping mama comfortable. Now we have mortgage shit to deal with. Too bad for them, we have a wild few lawyers on retainer.

I dated a cute girl for I met on 4chan Holla Forums for several years when we were both in middle school. Then I cheated on her, told her about it and we broke up. She was kinda fucked in the head but still, it was a mistake. Just realized a few months ago that all the pictures I still had from her were CP so I deleted them.

Those are just sausage fingers.

Way to create another feminist. You should do a backflip.

Hey man, at least I told her. Last I heard she was with some fat fuck in Nebraska. What a waste.

The cuckchan experience - the post.

Do no address me. You are out of time.

i am a well of sadness and despair. also, fuck those cucks who got world peace cancelled

After all these years, her phone number is one of two I know by heart, the other being my own. Whatever NSA fag that was listening to our calls was a lucky fella.

Urinating in the well. Good job faget.

I was 18, it was a long distance relationship, and the girl I cheated on her with I was with for the next 5 years. You'd have done the same in my shoes

I don't believe you're that broken.

You fucked up in numerous ways. Find a nice girl in the flesh. I'm beautiful, so it may come easier. I have had many friends that drift into a fine situation. I want all anons to find their piece.

You are all completely retarded.

Those aren't humans, those are replicants

Most of you boys deserve a good woman. When you meet cute, do not take it for granted. Being a wild animal in public, without your wolf pack around you. A special female will come your way. Do not take it fo granted.

He can't post images, for obvious reasons.

Well, does anyone have that screenshot?

When one is so on top of wannabe haste. A big hole the pretenders will never co me ba ck from. When a broad grabs you by the pinkky finger. Just more than ever,

Start gore postan then.

The answer, is we are eternal lovers.

There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to protect and fuck a young girl.

By god I've figured out why this board is so shit.
It's because you're all women.

Can't 'go back' to which place I've never entered in the first place. Try again.

Please stop wasting all the gets with your drunken rambling.

YOU CAN'T STRIP ME OF MY PRIMAL URGES, SOYBOY

What if you fall in love with the battlefield itself?

How would you have sex with it?

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What, no foreplay?

Seriously kill yourself.

The fuck is "meet cute"? Some YouTube slang?

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It's some normie romantic comedy shit. Like meeting a girl in a cute way.

The dirt is already moist

Isn't this thread full of normalfags anyway? What's one one?

Why would anime girls be on the internet instead of having adventures outside?

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Aw dude I'm happy for you. We need more anons like that, this board would be a lot less hostile if that was the case. I wonder who here is a member of "incel" groups?

Also…

Never feeling the warmth of a woman's breath and hair on you is a good way to make you hostile. Call me a newfag but what's "incel?"

Im still getting mentally prepared for dating. i dont have a drivers license so that is also a big hurdle. Im not completely unattractive though, a girl gave me her phone number. I think i'll be fine.

>tfw accepted I was never going to find love a long time ago
There is no light in my life, only darkness.

My friend doesn't have his license either, but he's a talented drummer and chicks fuggin' love him.

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You're probably right. i should have just taken that ride from her. She was super cute

Holy fuck is it underage in here.

Nah you would've probably been human-trafficked or some shit.


Not everyone gets the privilege of getting their license before graduating high school.

im actually in collegeim afraid of driving

I feel you user
If it makes you feel any better, you don't need to drive if you become a neet

Too late. Im already $600+ into welding gear and books.

Involuntary celibate. It's a reddit term used by retards. Happa's also tend to self-describe as it.

There is only one true path to happiness anons. Why haven't you given yourself to 2D yet? Your waifu is out there waiting, rid yourself of the 3DPD lust and open yourself up for the pure love only she can provide.

Because you can't bring 2D in reality, and there's only so much love you can give to a still image.

2d is just a lie. I want a wife and kids and a family.

I'm also referring to the /r9k/ and 4am tier blogposting. You niggers need to shut the fuck up.

Anyway why is Konami banning relationships? Do they lose shekels or I'm misssing something?

Konami exists to make people miserable

They copypasted other EULAs into theirs, so I'm assuming it's just so no one can call to complain about pedos talking to their kids over the internet.

Incels are basically a group of "involuntary celibates" that discuss how to kill themselves, how much they hate chads and woman .
If you have time and curiosity watch the vid

It's reddit talking about /r9k/, now fuck off.

Are you serious?
Metal Gear Survive is rated M thought so the only ones who coul complain would be women screaming rape.

*could
fuck

user, how fucking new are you to this board you fucking nignog? For fuck sake, wizardchan is an incel board and there's even an Eliot Rogers forum

I could empathize, guess it depends on what state/country you live in. The traffic and roads aren't a big clusterfuck in midwestern burgerland states.

cali

Only half, but it is suspected.
There are still tons of retards who potentially could. I'm fairly sure most companies don't give a fuck about the EULA like the customers.


Never seen them use the term incel.


You have no fucking excuse you waste of space.

I guess there are actually women here.

This is actually pretty interesting. How many companies do you think have done this kind of shit? I remember that one of those zombie survival games back in 2012(?) where the devs copy pasted the league of legends terms of service without removing the Riot and LoL name

You fucked that one up, too, didn't you?

Either my local community's been fooled for 50 years, or there's some health issue going on with her that I don't know about.

Unless tornadoes happen, then everyone tries to drive away from it, takes a wrong turn, and gets a free flight back home.

Cali's a fucking shitheap with its traffic and roads in the more metropolitan areas. There are rural parts that would be fine though.

My dad grew up in a boarding school in India and didn't get his license in the US until he was 21. The instructor couldn't believe that he had was so old and didn't have a license, so he had my dad drive around the block and then gave him a license. He's apparently a fairly good driver, but I haven't seen him since I was 8 when he cheated on my mom and left.

Hooray.

Women can go bald, but it's very rare. I bet she's just a nice old bald lady

Sorry to hear that user, would you ever be willing to reconcile with him if you met him again?

Thinly veiled blogposting thread, proceed with caution.

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No. I've heard of some of his exploits. In the intervening years he has tried to be a good man but failed miserably. Aside from being remarried, he got sober (alcohol was part of the divorce) but fell… off? the wagon again. He's solid sober now because he apparently got really scared about something that happened. He smoked for decades and has stopped now, but he just can't hold down a job and can't really progress in his field. He tried to take in a homeless guy who he had to then kick out because he stole my dad's antidepressants. It's a whole shitshow. He's a shitshow. Never mind just up and leaving his kids. I'm barely a man at all because I never learned anything from him. Oh, and I apparently have a half sister from a marriage he had before my mom that I only learned about in my late 20s. I don't even know her name, but she apparently has a kid, so I'm a half uncle. And I can't even be "the fun uncle who plays video games with me" because I don't know them and never will. In before incest references; she lives across the country. In before "your kid might bring her kid home to you to meet his fiancee", because I'll never be married or have kids myself.

Fuck you, of course that's what this is. We feel terrible and want to feel even worse. Talking can't help anything.

Yeah. She broke up with me due to my alcoholism.

Shut the fuck up, nerd. I'll check your dubs if you check deez nutz.

That was the WarZ.

If you notice, it's pretty common for a thread devolving into consoling each other about our raw, collective feels reguarding bad experiences with/lack of good women. It's kind of heartwarming how it happens in this gutter.

Yeah. That was just something that gave me pause when I first saw her.
it's fucking weird seeing an old woman half bald and with the hair on the side of her head long

winter also gets delayed till February half the time

>still would have said yes if she wanted another chance

I learned to drive in cali in a moajor city at 16, bite me


then shut up

what's this from?

hownew.ru
cromartie high school, cause even newfags should enjoy it

Why only newfags?

I didn't say only, I said even.

Lol

God I really fucked up that edit and need to fix it a third time.
Thanks for reminding me.

Be strong, user. It's a man's duty to suffer, but persevere. Never give up.

what can you talk to people about at that point

the video game

You are weak user

That doesn't change anything. Deep down you know I'm right, and you'll just delude yourselves.

It's called ascension

How do I achieve that?

user, even the most stubborn feminist bitch can be convinced by a proper dicking from a masculine male. Women almost always copy the opinion of the strongest male in her life. So be that male, get /fit/, and she'll follow you.

So while thy body of desire is (and must be by the law of its nature) incessantly in motion
in the world of suffering, the ‘I’ high up above is fixed in heaven.
Therefore I say let no confusion cloud thy mind about this matter;
But ever when desire knocks at thy door,
Though thou grant it admission and entreat it hospitably, as in duty bound,
Fence it yet gently off from thy true self,
Lest it tear and rend thee.”

I wish I could, but I can't find the time. I usually work late and sleep in, and even then I get between 5-6 hours of sleep on average.

I'm fucking stupid. In simple terms, please?

While it's certainly possible, and maybe even noble to ignore your own need to reproduce in place of some large goal, where does that leave us in a few generations? If every wise, forward thinking man refuses to have children in favor of his own pursuits, the gene pool suffers.

ANOTHER BRAGGING THREAD FOR CHADS TO COME BLOGPOSTING

You don't have to spend two hours at the gym every day to get fit. You can do it at home, just get some doorframe pull-up bar and some cheap barbells. Won't make you a bodybuilder, but that's all you need to beat 80% of men today. At the very least, just don't be fat. That can be achieved by simply eating less.

Most of the chads here are robots from years past who got sick of being shit on. So they got /fit/ and forced themselves into social situations that made them uncomfortable, until they learned to handle it.

I don't eat often anyway. My biggest food sins are skipping breakfast on a regular basis, aside from a glass of water, and having mcdonalds/leftovers for lunch, and eating junk food at night. Also I like Pepsi/Coke/etc.too much. Despite this, I'm somehow not a fatass.

Nigga, just become something I call "imageboard gay".
It's similar to prison gay

I am researching young marriage efficiency if you aren't baiting. What about seeing each other only three months of the year?

Eating shitty food doesn't make you fat. Eating a lot of food makes you fat.

Nothing wrong with skipping meals, intermittent fasting. I only eat dinner most days and it's done wonders for my body composition. These days, you only have to be vaguely fit to be ahead of the vast majority of "men" because they're all emotional fags.

It's just called prison gay. Terms can be applied to things outside of their original meaning. It's called context.

Bullshit,nobody here is a woman.

From what I've seen, there's a significant spike in divorce rates when the age gap exceeds 8 years. To my knowledge, same deal with marriages under 18 years old (higher divorce rate than baseline). These are all correlations, though, nothing causal (yet at least).

Lol

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What went wrong?

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maybe this is why crime is so rarely reported in nippon

More importantly how are they going to enforce this? Have a team of people or a bot read in game chat logs to see if your asking to see tiddy? Does that mean that they are going to read chats over playstation network or steam? Cause I'm pretty sure Steam and Sony would like to have a word with them about that. The claim itself is bad and ridiculous but its also lofty as hell.

i.e. women

It's just so they can "rightfully" ban people for asking girls out sexual harassment.

Match the credit card names of people that bought MGSS with the marriage register.
If you get two people that bought it marrying shortly thereafter, it's time to call the local synagogue.

what monsters are this fujoshi raising?

I'd assume nowhere near the biological fuckups boomers raised or any "progressive" parents do.

I have heavy doubts.

I still live with themthey're exactly as bad as you could imaginekill me

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So am I, user.
Keep going. Just keep going, user. Believe.

Chuckled, thanks user

GO GET A PLANE
RIGHT NOW YOU FAGGOT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
GET A JOB
GET THE MONEY TO GET THE TICKET
GO TO HER
DON'T LET HER GET AWAY user

What is it with GDQ and the large number of ugly trannies within it?

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Do it user!
Ask her if she wants to meet!
I met the love of my life on the internet and so can you!

But we're all the little girl here, onii-chan.

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pls stop,this thought hurts to think i could be among women,it gives me anxiety

I have become stone at least I can get hard now

And I have a Fiance we're getting married on the 30th next month

That's horribly shut-in. I taught my nurse how to patch me. Ended up wed to her sister.

You can practice socializing with us, onii-chan. Just be yourself~

That could always be because of all the autistic feminists monitoring us to report us for illegal activities.

It checks out.

Myself is clumsy and very overly sophisticated way of talking,go away,you are not a girl.

Holla Forums mums would raise better children then most modern mothers would.

I am literally Saori Kobayashi

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Does it hurt being pan faced gook with bug eyes?

does it hurt not having your mother in your life?

I appreciated your work on Panzer Dragoon.

Do you have a single fact to snack that up?

I just want to date an Ara! Why cant I find any?

They don't exist my man.

i feel that
my bed is cold

I-I dont believe you!

Habeeb it

I have divorced female cousins up the wall. The last time I attempted meet cute the dude got incinerated. Then I took the heat. So, nevermind.

So how are your divorces coming along?

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Checks out.

We are absolutely stuck on eachother. As for trying ot help, it's just failure. They think themselves actresses, as their father was a homosexual and it fully killed their mother. You have not lived until you play out a murder mystery with them.

What the fuck is meet cute? did you spill some shit on your keyboard mid typing?

IT VERY MUCH CHECKS OUT

You should likely not be a millenial and you would understand more terms.

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The eternal D&C. Sorry, yid. I'm going to take your scalp.

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It'sfuckingnothing.jpg

At least you didn't take a round for Israel. Still, stop being a soyjak. Find some straya grill and make puppies.

When you have an angel whispering in your ear, "Yid." it is something beyond boards and cancer. She isn't from Holla Forums but via work, came to her. Doesn't even want to go for her doctorate at this point. Just raise children and protect them. Perhaps the last decent female, and they snagged me.

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I have to assume it really is a bunch of anime girls for, for my graviational hell. Not just a buncha waifuists. Being coupled up hard, the spite and venow flies to the sky and arches to the sea.

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Okay.

You are either high as fuck or one of those AI chatbots having a seisure.

This isn't honest, but it is an example of how being me pulls a lot of women to me. Thankfully found one that understands she's my only.

Don't start something you cannot finish.

Are you okay?

Of course, feeling absolutely beautiful.

Being cursed in such a way and having been molested. When one touches me and I don't flinch, it is magmatic.

She came up to me during a concert and I remembered seeing her in the past. Those hands found me.Almost a cardiac event. Love is very strong.

She didn't want me doing another tour. Nor did I. It became a thing.

I hope you all find someone who makes you breathless. Being near death and your heart stops outside of injury. I loved ther nurse but the sister was the only one that had put hands on me and it felt like family.

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I'm just a dog that shouldn't still be barking.

what the fuck am I reading? What the fuck is going on in this thread?

Kojima would have not done this

Someone should not have touched love. My diary is in a much better state than going hot here. Love is a thing that can nearly kill.

When you look at your other and you lose your breath, any day, any situation. Being an accidental meet cute incident. It's what I hope many of you find.

It's very intense. Looking at her sleeping, my eyes start welling up. One day she won't be here.

It entirely changes you life. Suddenly know what must be done and ready to commit.

This sort of love makes you realize there is a higher order. It's so much beyond animal breeding. When one stops your heart and her tears caress your face. And, that was just her sister. The real heart stopper is a whole other story.

I especially hope more vets are so blessed. Those that come home.

I know they are mentally ill but if a nigga is 3/4 bald why would he try and be a girl? Mirrors exist, get a fucking wig.

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who needs a mirror when brainwashed idiots tell you that you are beautiful?

Nah.

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user I've no idea where you heard that from, but it's probably bullshit.

BTW You guys want some datamines?
strawpoll.me/15148812

There you go, if a woman ever would be foolish to play a shitty Metal Gear-game, there's you're in to marry that woman.

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You've never had a gf so you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

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I'd expect nothing less from Konami

proceeds to give advice

you fucking better tell me where that figurine is from