Dimensions 55 x 32 x 14 mm Processor ESP32 dual-core 240 MHz MCU Storage 128 MBit flash, 520 KB RAM, 448 KB ROM Enclosure Injection molded ABS with soft-touch finish and screen filter Buttons Injection molded ABS and tactile click: power, A, B, start, select, game pad Display OLED screen, 25 x 22 mm, 96 x 64 px, cropped to 5:4 ratio, 60+ FPS Audio 13 mm mono speaker Wireless Wi-Fi, Bluetooth Low Energy Battery Internal Li-ion battery gives hours of gameplay and months of standby Recharging via Micro USB port, cable included Packaging Collector’s storage box (95 x 60 x 34 mm) and printed quick-start instructions Emulators GNUBoy for Game Boy & Game Boy Color, SMS Plus for Sega Master System & Game Gear
i would maybe want one, except for the resolution of the screen. it's one thing to downscale 720p to 360p or some shit. it's another thing entirely to display 160x144 at only 96x64. for an example, i put together these two images. they are all 160x144 PNGs downscaled to 96x64 (with the 'nearest neighbor' setting in photoshop). the larger one was then upscaled for easier viewing (again with the 'nearest neighbor' to prevent it from anti-ailising the crushed, and then upscaled pixels).
and the results, unsurprisingly aren't great. how is anything playable at this resolution?
Gameboy had those magnifying glass screen, it`s needed on this thing
Ian Lewis
What is the point of this shit if you can't play even a fucking gameboy game on it?
Luke Jenkins
it's not even an issue of it being too small, it's an issue of insufficient pixel density. imagine what it would be like to play Nioh with a ti 83 calculator as your display.
Ian Perry
it's probably cheaper to get like some shitty 8 worth of lines dot matrix and display more readable graphics.
Michael Reyes
Just get a GBA from a thrift store like an adult.
Oliver Gray
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Caleb Morales
it's actually kind of amazing how every single game boy clone manages to find their own unique way to cock it up It is a gimmick, a poorly executed one at that.
Easton White
A magnifying glass makes the pixels larger, but it does not magically add missing pixels.
Yeah, they always get something crucial wrong. I guess they are using off-the-shelf components to keep prices low.
Dylan Harris
You forgot to mention this thing only has 16 MB to store your roms on. Lots of games were small of course. But as time went on and especially by the late 90s, lots of games were starting to hover around half a MB. And game boy color games only continued to go went up from there. Just how many good games are you even gonna be able to put on this piece of junk? This whole thing reeks of bugman nerd culture crap.
Leo Cooper
There is absolutely zero point in that thing, no point, utterly worthless.
Soy twats will buy it because OMG, they will never use it because its unusable.
Jacob Martinez
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Oliver Rodriguez
why should I buy this when a tablet with some android controllers are better?
Henry Reyes
I doubt manlytears alone is enough to fund the production of this.
James Barnes
well it already passed its' funding goal and they're shipping in may
Well I guess I don't blame him, might be the only video games he ever gets to play
Connor Wright
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Thomas Rogers
So its a soylent gameboy micro
Thomas Lee
I actually regret not buying a game boy micro when it was out. Every now and then I'm idle at work like in night shifts, and having a portable with little to no comprimise in storage space would be great.
Angel Foster
actually it's only $55. but still, considering this is an emulator, and practically everyone in the developed world owns a smartphone which a million times more powerful than this, and already has said smartphone on their person every second of every day, this is just a novelty item with no practical use. it's not even good at what it does because of the form factor, unless you are a prepubescent child with tiny hands. i guess if you have a lot of fuck-you-money and your small child likes old games then you could get it for them.
Ian Hall
Get one then! Nothing is stopping you
Alexander Perez
just get a phone and some android controllers bro.
Thomas Mitchell
The cost is probably a factor, you can spend anywhere from 80-200 bucks for one, depending on the faceplate. I'm very satisfied with mine, with the exception of motion sensor games like Warioware Twisted, where the weight of the GBA Micro is off-center compared to the SP and original.
Ethan Sullivan
Thats extremely bulky, i have tried bringing one to work, impossible. The only chance is if you hacve a 4" display and use one of those tablet like controllers that extend to the sides, and most of these are so crap they are barely an improvement over touch.
Jaxson Ross
not for the price people are asking on ebay I won't
I have one. The controler is a bit bulky though, usually carry it on my bag. A gbmicro would just go in my pocket
Henry Phillips
Yea I suppose. I got a brand new warehouse find one about 5 years ago for $70, box was mashed up but other than that perfect.
Gabriel Wood
lmao
just get a psvita and put some emulators there.
Ryan Evans
or a 3ds and a flashcart, or whatever the fuck the 3ds uses
Eli Peterson
I had a DS Lite with a $5 flashcart. I could run DS and GBA games, and emulate NES and GB/GBC roms. SNES emulation was slow, but there may have been improvements since then.
Henry Smith
psvita is the most powerfull handheld right now unless you wanna buy a switch and root it or buy some high end tier android phone.
all three can emulate a lot more than they keychain.
Nathaniel Kelly
I remember watching the e3 live stream when that thing was revealed and always kind of wanting one, but never wanting to spend the 99 bucks to get one. They're now almost as expensive used if not even more so then they were even then.
Joseph Roberts
Thing is even now, the SP is just an all around better choice
Tyler Williams
Almost no one sells for under 100. And those are all used. Brand new ones go for much more. Since nintendo started doing retro consoles I've been rooting for a GBA micro or something similar.
Logan Hall
OP you're a faggot, screen size isn't the same as pixel resolution.
Kayden Flores
your lack of reading comprehension is impressive.
Ian Peterson
OP, with all due respect, you probably misinterpreted what actually means and unfairly misrepresent them with your pictures. Since an uncropped screen with 96 x 64 square pixels has a 3:2 ratio, surely what they mean is that the screen area the user will see will have fewer pixels than that: 80 x 64, so exactly half the original resolution horizontally and less than half vertically. This is also said on crowdsupply.com/teampocket/pocketsprite Now, consider that while the Game Gear had the same resolution as the Game Boy, the Master System had 256 x 192 (and could do higher in PAL), so let's imagine what it's like playing at a third of the intended resolution. They also cleverly went with a vertical design so that your thumbs will touch each other all the time. Big fan of that.
Wyatt Moore
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Hudson Campbell
They said the switch is more powerful fucktard.
Dylan Jackson
sorry sir you are right. here is pokemon, links awakening, and golden axe displayed at 80x64. i dunno about you guys but i think i might cry a little. i can finally relive my childhood memories, as seen through the eyes of someone with mild cataracts
Isaac Anderson
Learn how to read. By using the word 'unless' they implied the Switch and Android shit aren't handhelds.
Owen Sullivan
whoops sorry, forgot to upscale. and who could forget sonic? looks good to me
Juan Jenkins
Learn to be not such a touchy faggot. The Switch is a hybrid console. Your looking to much into this.
Brody Lopez
They aren’t. The Switch is an overglorified tablet and androids are mobile.
Josiah Moore
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Matthew Murphy
That thing is too small even for manlets. You would have a hard enough time trying to push the buttons let alone see whatever is happening on the screen. Now thats a scam for a thing you won't be able to play.
Ryan Taylor
you're a moron. user was saying vita is the most powerful bar switch or high end android. as in it's the third most powerful portable. vita however already has controllers, and can easily be rooted.
Hudson Brown
Wrong. I explained what he actually stated. You're inferring something he did not imply. Words have meanings you cannot ignore. Eg:
"You're a retard thus don't understand, unless these are not more pics of handhelds."
Charles Harris
it could be money laundering now that i think about it, the kickstarter format is perfect for it.
Bentley Wilson
Finally a console I can slide down my urethra.
Eli White
Why would (you) even make this post
Jackson Harris
to let you know he wants to put it in his urethra, of course
Nicholas Williams
stop being a sperg you dumb bitch.
Jaxson Anderson
kickstarter shit for faggy nu-male hipsters. you literally have a phone in your pocket that can emulate anything this does, so the only reason you buy it is for "nerd cred XD" and im not even advocating playing shit on your phone either.
Nathaniel Jackson
Is this your company, faggot?
Luis Smith
yes. it is my company please buy 5 of them
Luis Jones
It's called a cell phone. That thing's so small it looks like it would cramp more than a cellphone.
Julian Sanders
Fuck, how did you know my weakness was useless overpriced pieces of trash? You played me like a damn fiddle! I'll take ten!
Carter Price
Holy fuck. This has to be a case of them having a bunch of a particular screen on hand, or it being the absolute cheapest one they could buy in bulk. That squirtle is hilarious. This has to be just so they can get PR points, since nobody who knows enough for that to be relevant to them is going to care, since there are a million better options that they would already know about. Not even the biggest nostalgiafags would buy this over its competitors, so who's the target audience? Poor children?
Jose Reed
This pretty much says it all.
Isaiah Richardson
*notices resolution* :D whats this?
Jose Johnson
That's retarded. The standard 3DS is already too dainty to be comfortable.
Angel Ramirez
Switch isn't really a handheld. It's more of an official version of something like this.
Owen Brooks
Shit, no Lynx emulator? I'd love to play pic related on this I don't know how to hack it down to hipster vision
Christian Stewart
I have a 5'5 inch phone and I got a controller from China for 10 euros, it's called a Mocute 050. About the same size as my phone, a bit thicker, fits well into a laptop bag. Plug (or rather connect) and play with Retroarch. My only issue with it is that the buttons are pretty bad and loud, but it's 10 bucks. aliexpress.com/item/CUCKMASTER/32608037729.html
Noah Perry
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James Long
It's a bold move.
Dylan Hall
a walmart 50 minutes away from me supposedly has this same controller and i'm looking for one (i have to call first to see if they really have it). would you say it's worth the drive to get it? i hate waiting for shit in the mail if i don't have to
Doubt Walmart would sell china shit like that. It might instead be a Moga controller which are far more popular in the west. If you want a controller for emulation with iffy buttons, go right ahead. Probably much cheaper from China though.
Yeah seems so. Probably a import. Go right ahead if you want something for emulation, but as I said the buttons aren't that great and are really loud, and the L2/R2 are hard to press unless you have small hands.
Carson Baker
also have you ever stepped foot in a walmart before in your life?
Aaron Howard
No, I am not from America.
Ryan Garcia
oh… well, everything in walmart except for the people is made in china
Jaxon Cox
Don't worry my fellow Aryan white, you aren't a 56% like us glorious Americans.
Caleb Ward
I meant it a bit differently, since stuff from Aliexpress and other directly from china sites typically stay there and aren't exported.
I'm from /balt/, so I don't know about Aryan.
Hudson Collins
You fucktard. He didn't say the Vita is the most powerful unless you count the Switch. He said it was the most powerful unless you want to spend the money on the Switch. He was still saying the Switch is a more powerful handheld, just far more expensive.
John Lopez
I don't care about kickstarter scams aimed at dumb hipsters. But I can't ignore OPs shit job of resizing. Also they used 2 different numbers for its Features & Specifications Display and the Comparisons Display?
Gavin Brooks
Wait a minute, what would that even be?
Isaac Miller
That 2nd picture looks a bit dishonest.
Jonathan Russell
Thanks, thought as much t. PocketSprite dev
Kayden Robinson
Maybe if you have tiny baby hands.
Bentley Wilson
It depends on what scaling method it uses.
Dylan Scott
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Evan Gutierrez
I don't think that little thing will have enough processing power to do as bad of a job as OP did.
Dylan Kelly
you do not understand how resolution works, or you are being intentionally dishonest
do not pass GO, do not collect $200
Parker Moore
It seems like it would be better if it had games made for it natively rather than downscaling emulated games.
Xavier Williams
Yeah, I'm sure that's what it's going to look like. Have fun with your little crusade. Although I'm not sure why you have to lie about this little piece of garbage if it's already shit without you making stuff up.
Chase Howard
why are you so defensive? did you back it, and now you're worried you wasted $55? topkek
Joseph Morris
that's still unplayable, i mean tetris of course would be partially playable considering that basics shapes are easy to recognize, but i doubt most stuff can be played without holding that thing at 30 cm from your face
Landon Miller
I don't understand, did people think that they would magically find a way to compress pixels to a lower resolution without loss of information? Why are people defending this? I mean, if the screen had more pixel density, this would have been possible since they could've had a bigger display resolution on a smaller screen size, but they didn't do that.
Blake Gomez
It's absolutely perfect for SJW subhumans. The tiny buttons and postage stamp screen render it absolutely unplayable but SJWs don't play video games anyway. They'll use it as a fashion accessory to signal their "gamer cred".
Nicholas James
Judging from the way this looks the resolution isn't too bad it's so small that it looks completely unplayable. The control pad I mean. They shouldn't have copied the Gameboy control scheme exactly. It doesn't scale down in a usable manner unless your customers are inchlings.
Angel Moore
It all makes sense now.
Angel Martin
I think it was just done for novelty rather than purpose.
Luis Young
The screen itself seems pretty terrible, unless they did something absolutely foolish like give it a CRT filter at that resolution.
Jaxson Adams
small posting thread?
Julian Lee
Holy fucking Christ, you were literally just proven wrong in every single way. Stop shilling your OBJECTIVELY USELESS PRODUCT here.
Christopher Long
that anyone is defending this is risible i remember playing NES emulated on a GBA and the scaling there (which only needed to remove about 10% of the vertical pixels) made most sprites unrecognizable. You had to live with just cropping off the score display for games to be playable.
Dylan Rivera
Looks like they did just that in the vid
Jaxon Phillips
We Weimar now.
Nicholas Miller
I honestly don't trust the footage to be undoctored but until someone trustworthy gets the device in hand to review it this is the only thing we have to judge from. You know I thought the same thing. I wouldn't be fucking surprised if they did. It's a fashion accessory after all.
Christopher Turner
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John Turner
Hence why it's SJW bait. It's an unusable device that serves no purpose but to extract shekels from morons. It's not a gaming device, it's an ornament.
Gavin Williams
Gotta hand it to them though, they have managed to make old pixel art look as shit as modern pixel art. Quite an accomplishment, all told.
Grayson Nguyen
Lying is not okay, user. Truth will set you free.
Jacob Rogers
Bigposters will be baned on sight
Justin Rodriguez
Welcome to economy post-WW2
Jack Bailey
First picture will always give me a boner. I could never dream getting this game portable.
Jaxon Rodriguez
Are you sure about that?
Colton Morris
Spics are cheaper.
Leo Rodriguez
they could be spics made in china for all we know.
Xavier Morales
Even if it looks that fine, it isn't worth the eye straining effort to focus on a screen that small. For eyesight's sake no one should get this.
Adam Gomez
I remember playing Pokemon Red on a Sansa Clip Plus running Rockbox at school and it was fine to me
I can see a market for this tbh
Josiah Thomas
Yes, they could have put some of the input stuff on the side or maybe the back (e.g. a horizontal layout with dpad on one side, right one face button and one shoulder button, both buttons huge and comfy), and increased the puny screen and made it match the resolution of GB & GG, without increasing even the overall size of the thing. They could have added some zoom functionality. But isn't it great as it is? Can't wait to play Mahjong on that and all those classic games with single-pixel width text.
Evan King
they have enough enough room to fit in a bigger screen but yet those geniuses thought shrinking the gameboy entirely would be enough.
Jeremiah Richardson
The 3DS has native DS and GBA retrocompatibility (via flashcart and Virtual Console injection respectively), and also quite good homebrew emulators for NES, SNES, PC-Engine and Genesis. You can get a cheap old model 3DS, or a New3DS model if you want access to some extra games and extra performance on emulators. The PS Vita is quite good in horsepower for a handheld, has a decent Retroarch port and native PSP and PS1 emulation. I think both are quite different with distinct catalogues and compliment each other perfectly. In fact, I have both. If you're lacking money, get a cheap old 3DS and hack it.
Ethan White
but could you play doom?
Bentley Torres
it does
Owen Foster
The GBA Micro's lighting is far superior.
Henry King
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Jack Murphy
Pleb tier tbh
Blake Moore
man the sansas were worlds better than any ipod. and cheaper.
Luis Bell
A ton of music players were, its just they didn't have the cult following of apple, nor the marketing.
Jackson Richardson
user pls.
Hudson Bell
Thrift stores are not pawnshops you fucking retard. They don't buy things from people, they accept donations.
Gabriel Bell
I own one. They're quite nice. Haven't played in a while.
Ethan Howard
Remember asking an employee at wal-mart how many they sold, like a half a year after release, the guy tells me something along the lines of "like, 2, maybe 3 the whole time, oh yeah, nobody wants them.". Not surpised they became a rare collectors piece, and nintendo shooed it away with the SP-101s, since the last thing people wanted was a GBA for manlets,
Luis Gutierrez
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Joseph Bailey
That's fuckin neato
Elijah Myers
Never forget.
Owen Torres
Small buttons for tiny hands. Perfect for the soyboy audience.
Luis Garcia
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Elijah Hughes
what the fuck is that
Bentley Peterson
A goblin
Thomas Edwards
frankly he just looks malnourished, it probably has less to do with diet and more to do with amount
Isaiah Bailey
Do not insult the noble goblins by comparing them to this genetic dead end.
Ethan Reyes
You would think if he was a big eater of avocados that he would have a little more meat on his bones. They are absolutely packed with calories in the form of oil and nutrients.
Nathaniel Powell
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John Howard
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Jace Roberts
Oversized head, long arms, skinny like an anorexic prom date. the only way it could be uglier if it was bow legged and had a tiny distended pot belly
Benjamin Mitchell
He's got old woman jowls too. The looks like someones grandma became a tranny and got AIDS.
Eli King
I believed in the soyboy meme but I didn't think it could be this bad
Parker Wood
It is, after all, named the pocketsprite.
Robert Campbell
is that really a numale, soyboy looks like he has a thyroid disorder, had a friend of mine have an issue in college once with his thyroid, he was a football player about 210, dropped to like 130 or 120 in 3 months due to the condition, he looked like that but sick(er)
Daniel Rogers
How's that thing even alive? Did he spend a few years in Best Korea in a diet of one spoonful of cum every other day?
Cooper Barnes
It should be illegal to use commas like you just did.
Eli Cook
Huh. The uncanny valley really is more distressing when the subject is moving. Good to know.
William White
I could have gone my entire life without seeing this user.
Ayden Cook
that is so sad that is so sad
Carter Clark
surviving on nothing but tofu and soymilk
Jeremiah Thompson
Resolution and size have nothing to do with each other. My phone is a fraction of the size of my 2nd monitor, and yet it has almost double the resolution (phone is 2560x1440 and only 5.5 inches, second monitor is only 1366x768 and 48 inches)
Jackson Hughes
Looks meh
Carson Reed
#TheResistance
Kayden Myers
for what purpose
Nolan Hernandez
The Jews did this.
Wyatt Walker
just so you guys know she's actually a "female to male" transsexual that explains why she's so pathetic looking
Landon Lopez
Why buy an "emulation device"? You already have a phone, right? Now all you need is a $20 controller.
If you have an iPhone, too bad. Emulators are not allowed in its app store, and jailbreaking gets harder with every new version of the system. Don't be stupid, don't buy Apple.
Blake Reed
That's terrible, is that a very old TV or what? My second monitor is a 17" CRT and it goes to 1280x1024.
Jackson Rivera
yes it's pretty old. the only reason i have it is because i put a metal detector on craigslist, and some guys asked if he could trade his old tv for it and i said yes because why not? since 4K tvs have become so cheap, i'm just saving up a few hundred dollars and i'll replace it probably within a month or two, or when i get my tax return, whichever comes first.
Ryder Morgan
Sure looks like shit. Can you make a demo with it?
John Ward
is that what happens when you have to much AIDs?
Gabriel Peterson
Is this sort of thing worth getting? are old games fun?
William Torres
What's even the point?
Jaxon Bell
Are you le serious?
Jack Bell
How 12-year-old are you? Of course!
Ian Price
the gamecube came out 16 years ago, grandpa
Noah Moore
Feels old man. But anyway. Systems like NES, SNES, Master System, Genesis, TurboGrafx, whatever… they have tons of very good games, they don't take much space (unlike CD-based ones), and pretty much any cheap smartphone can emulate them well.
Connor Cook
on second thought, I really can't think of a situation where I could pull out my phone and play a game where I can't just do the same on my laptop
Thomas Gomez
Man, I missed Nordloef's stuff. He was around in the 8bc days a decade ago and I lost track of him since then. This makes me want to learn how to code.
Anthony Cook
The SPs also still had GB/GBC backwards compatibility as well, that the Micro lacked, if memory serves.
Ian Watson
Correct.
Zachary Taylor
They also don't have the link cable port, just a charger and a headphone jack, so GBA>GC and multiplayer is fucked.
Benjamin Richardson
Do you lug a laptop everywhere?
Elijah Perry
yes
Carson Ross
Yeah, but my Motorola Razr doesn't have many games.
Michael Jones
What a coincidence, my first smartphone was a Razr D3. But somehow Motorola managed to break its compatibility with bluetooth input devices.
Noah Reyes
Christ even Anthony Burch doesn't look like that.
Joseph Anderson
he is a female to male trans
Jack Jackson
>he
Jordan Howard
my sides have left orbit
Michael White
Testing this shit
Elijah Lopez
So is this thing a legit commercialization of the original project (IIRC, the same guy did a similar thing to emulate a Mac 512k - both developed from scratch), or did some chinkniggers rip off his work and sell it in a fancy case?
Christian Turner
vid related, can play GTAV about as well as a 360/PS3. It can also run Dolphin and PCSX2 pretty well.
Liam Sanchez
What, never had an avocado smoothie? It's delicious.
Wyatt Long
Jesus fucking Christ. I don't know if that would be disgusting or delicious, either way it's probably like 4000 calories.
Jose Fisher
I found a screenshot of their video with mario brothers. It's a bit hard to see but you should be able to count the pixels and figure out its scaling filter.
Anthony Sanders
It's open source, so let's just look at their goddamn code. They use a port of gnuboy, which is written in C. uint16_t oledfb[80*64];//Averages four pixels into oneint getAvgPix(uint16_t* bufs, int pitch, int x, int y) { int col; if (x=160) return 0; //16-bit: E79C //15-bit: 739C col=(bufs[x+(y*(pitch>>1))]&0xE79C)>>2; col+=(bufs[(x+1)+(y*(pitch>>1))]&0xE79C)>>2; col+=(bufs[x+((y+1)*(pitch>>1))]&0xE79C)>>2; col+=(bufs[(x+1)+((y+1)*(pitch>>1))]&0xE79C)>>2; return col&0xffff;}
They create a buffer to store ever pixel on the screen. It averages the pixel with its right, upper, and upper-right pixel to get that specific pixel. Here's the main render loop, where this is actually used.
for (y=0; y8)+((c&0xff)
Justin Wood
I'm porting the algorithm to C# (I'm too pajeet for C) and rendering this image.
Robert Evans
Who the fuck needs this?
John Sanders
What's wrong with avocados? They're a good snack.
Brayden Green
They're just really high in omega 6's, I mean compared to poison like say vegetable oil it's rather healthy.
Lincoln Perry
That's not 80x64.
Hudson Robinson
boi
Xavier Diaz
They must've made this as a joke
John Hill
At least make it with a Game Boy game you cunt
Nolan Turner
Get a PSP
load it with CFW and put a GBA emulator on it and some other emulators
Luke Cox
Looks even more useless than one of those gameboy micro things.
Lincoln Garcia
Why though? I can play my Pokémans on my god damn mobile phone using an emulator and it'd be a better experience than something *that* small.
Chase Hall
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Juan Reed
As someone who still uses a Clip+ with rockbox (and I have another brand new one ready to go when this one hits the shitter) I can safely tell you folks that although you can run Doom, it is 100% unplayable due to the resolution/color limit.
Brandon Flores
better != good
Luis Foster
This is basically an expensive, battery powered keychain for hipsters.
Austin Price
and yes it's very caloric
James Murphy
pleb
William Hernandez
true, but gameboy games are fairly playable
Easton Green
Except he wasn't, faggot.
Noah Nelson
Omega 6 isn't bad, you just need to balance it with omega 3 from what little reading I did.
Jackson Roberts
Some articles say it's bad and avoid it, some articles say it's good. I don't know what to trust.
Henry Gonzalez
I'd say the fuck away from concentrated amounts of it, there's a reason why people who eat fast food nowadays get heart disease and become fat fucks, it's because vegetable oil is made out of grains high as fuck in it.
Ryder Adams
I don't eat fast food or use vegetable oil, I'm talking about healthy foods like avacados and others that are high in omega 6. I'm sure fast food contain trans fat which is killer. Healthy fats like olive oil, and grass fed butter are good for you.
Alright, so stay the fuck away from avacados or anything omega 6, thanks.
David Myers
Get on my level onii-fam.
Chase Hall
Everything has omega 6 fats in it, I would just limit. Vegetable oil has 5-10 times more omegas than avocados.
Luis Sanchez
For 1 fucking tablespoon.
Grayson Allen
Pictured, first generation human being, born and raised in early moon colony visits supermarket on hisits tour of Earth. The "lunar-tic" was quoted in a creakly voiced saying oh the avo's here are so small and firm compared to the ones back home!
Cooper Fisher
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Leo Parker
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Lucas Hernandez
it has a bias towards the x axis, so here's how the squirlte would actually look without and then with their subpixel rendering algorithm. As you can see, the text is clearly readable despite being at a lower resolution.
Parker Miller
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Jeremiah Thompson
I should also note that even though the screen resolution is 96x64, being cropped to 5:4 means that it has an 80x64 actual resolution.
Eli Morgan
LOOKIN GOOD
Grayson Reyes
Would eating it 1-2 a week be good? I'm on ketosis, so I don't know if it damages me or it's beneficial, all I know is that it makes me insanely horny.
Lucas Moore
Estrogen makes you insanely horny, believe it or not. From experience.
Zachary Rogers
fuck off tranny
Gabriel Lee
Men have estrogen you fucking moron, it's called the fat in your goddamn belly. Why the fuck do you think beer bellies are a thing?
Samuel Gomez
Honestly I have yet to find an electronic with a screen that I can't force to play doom in some way
John Collins
it's shit, like whatever else that's not a PC
Isaiah Diaz
Holy shit, their form is fucking abysmal. Their center of balance is so off they almost get blown over by the fucking seabreeze, and they can't even do their warmups. I'm surprised they haven't died already.
Hudson Cook
At last there's some proper context to post this. No webm because I can't be arsed to do it, but it's the same shit as this, only for a pokemon mini.
Christopher Bennett
If that tiny itty bitty display was an OLED panel with 2 million pixels packed into that 4 square cm area, it could actually look pretty good.