THIS JUST IN
Capitalist/porky owns and controls everything. This is a huge scandal and we need to make an uproar about it on twitter. You can tell this is huge and neoliberals will now care because it has the word "gate" in it.
Get on social media and #porkygate everyone immediately!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Porkygate
Zachary Perry
Chase Ward
Porky owns 99% of the wealth and half of the population owns 1% of the wealth, in the last 30 years porky has gotten 35000% richer (not a typo, look it up)
Charles Thompson
Mein gott
We must make sure everyone is woke OP
Mason Carter
Trips confirm
This is going to be a shitstorm.
Oliver Brown
QUICK SOMEONE MAKE A THUNDERCLAP!!!
Levi Garcia
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Josiah Richardson
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Eli Collins
Wait, so if I become porky, I get free labor?
Anthony Wood
shill detected.
Jose Gray
The New York Mercantile Exchange is actually a secret hub for child sex trafficking
RT to spread awareness
Joseph Edwards
"Gates" get less credible every year. Adding -Gate just looks desperate and stupid, now.
Carter Baker
Porky is silencing the voice of other petite-porkies on porktube
Help keep people woke and give them the hampill!
Landon Smith
holy fuck guys,
HAPPENING
PORKY IS LITERALLY EXPLOITING OUR WEALTH
Carson Roberts
Shit, really?
How deep does this go?
hampill me on this.
Christopher Diaz
OH MY GOD EVERYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW.
Matthew Lopez
what are they hiding from us?
Hunter Wilson
this might actually work tbh
Jackson Reed
MEIN GOTT
I WOULD PREFER NOT TO LIVE IN A SOCIETY RULED BY PORKY
Hudson Sullivan
PRAISE KEK
Zachary Wright
What the fuck do you mean, rich people own everything?
Jordan Stewart
Someone get this hambone out of here.