Recently went to a gaming meetup in my local area. Brought my Switch in hopes of playing some Splatoon and Street Fighter with some DUDES Making some new friends and all.
Infuckingstead it's a bunch of Tumblr whores (and a tranny) who all, thankfully, did have a copy of splatoon. Though, the entire time was so fucking embarrassing - especially since we were in a cafe and they were screaming "yaasss" and "FTW" at the top of their lungs. Eventually I got up and left, since the situation was unbearable and I was oozing with whore-slime from just being near them. I wasted my day off and I'm thoroughly pissed.
Joseph Bell
Who the fuck would make a dog prop that huge?
Dylan Bell
That's what you get for going to a fucking meet up you tard. I will never understand going out to play videogames that you can already play online
Jacob Roberts
Are you gay or something OP? You just let one of the easiest opportunities go that I've seen.
Brayden Lopez
always pathetic
Camden Morris
Those are some nice quads, so I'll answer
The girls were all fat, loud and smelled like three-day old perfume. Also
I'm not desperate enough to fuck anything that low.
Jacob Reyes
Online meetups are almost always shit because the people who show up have no dignity and are almost 90% nonwhite/fat. It's important to note that a lot of 'memers' are shitskins themselves. Case and point: Kekistan faggots. It's fine to meme in real life if it's subtle, clever, and sparse, but a lot of shitskins just meme irresponsibly and be as loud and as annoying as possible. I don't really know why psychologically, and I am hoping someone can answer this for me.
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Samuel Ramirez
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK ON YOU REFERED TO HIM AS "WOMAN IN TRANSITION", YOU FILTHY FUCKING TUMBLR WHORE
Ian Roberts
It's a dog sticking its head in a doll house.
Nathan Peterson
Because only a fucking loser would go to a meet up when we can just play video games with each other from our rooms you dingus.
Brandon Ortiz
Why don't you have friends OP?
David Rivera
We all work different hours, and all of us put in at least 50+ a week
Nathaniel Bennett
cancer faggot
Joshua Russell
Okay, that's actually understandable then. Still shouldn't have gone to a fucking splatoon meetup. You'd have better luck at a fuggin' Gamergate meetup lmao
Jacob Cox
Usually people either play online or with their friends. The people who meet up with random people url are the types who don't have friends or want attention. You're better off trying to make friends with someone first, then getting them into games.
Nicholas Brown
I at least hoped to meet some normal people for once. Even that was too much to ask
Chase Ross
Newsflash, dipshit: All the people you play with online are trannies and children too. kys
Justin Turner
I would, if I had free time outside of work and sleep. Even now I'm drifting in and out of consciousness.
Matthew Perez
But user, they are the same.
Jack Wood
Sounds like my community college. Thank god I dropped out and got into landscaping
Jayden Parker
Graduated but I work blue collar too. Fucking unreal how different the work force and SJW-college land are.
Tyler Stewart
Went to my campus's "esports" group for some Melee a few weeks ago. Jesus what a mistake that was. I hate tourneyfaggot culture so much. These retards literally do not know the meaning of fun.
Bentley Baker
Are you retarded? Did you expect anything else?
Nathan Perez
Because anyone who's fun to play games with doesn't have time to travel.
Ian Wood
but did anyone hand out cookies?
Joshua James
but user, landscaping is one of the jobs that americans wont do!
Ryder Sanchez
Because despite what you have heard, neckbeards don't exist.
Julian Wilson
I pretty much bought snacks for everyone, since I was a guy and the only one who had a stable job.
I was "repaid" with hugs from lardasses.
Josiah Miller
I don't know what you expected. No one else would go to that and surely any people that visit imageboards wouldn't leave their home for this.
There is huge amount of trash in this thread.
Jonathan Carter
(((Americans))) won't do
Gavin Sanchez
>just want to play vidya with bros but my taste is too gud I wish I could enjoy shittier games.
Josiah Reyes
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Brody Nguyen
What's wrong with RTS m8? also Not even smash bros? Sounds like you got the short end of the stick brah
Brody Reed
That's funny. I literally had three of my friends over today for Splatfest. We had a blast. Did fairly well, too. I'm also old enough now where I have well established friends with jobs and responsibilities. I'm sorry you got stuck with the trannys and the faggots.
Colton Watson
I once went to a campus "fighting game" meetup. It was literally all smash.
Isaac Peterson
Couch co-op is comfy as fuck, and I wish I was able to do it more often.
That said, what OP describes is basically modern gaming meetups in a nutshell. You'll find a handful of decent people at best, in a sea of shit.
Out of my college's gaming club, there was like 1 person there I could mesh with, and it more or less consisted of a few hundred people, weekly meetups usually housed 50 or so people. Damn shame that I never got a way of keeping in touch with her after I finished classes, though.
Mason Morales
Not a surprise at all.
David Peterson
Congrats user, you found the unicorn, and you let it slip away.
Nathaniel Wright
maybe next time.jpg
Connor Stewart
user… normalfags aren't normal anymore.
Oliver Allen
It's a force of habit. Doesn't beat the one girl I met from Cuckchan years back who got a goony beardman bf by the time I was actually within reasonable distance of her.
William Edwards
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Jayden Garcia
Man Holla Forumsirgins really are fags aren't they
Cooper Torres
Why would someone make a doll house that big?
Angel Lopez
So they could put big dolls in it
Austin Hall
Video games are for losers
Nathaniel Cruz
Lotta dedication for some simple toys.
Matthew King
stay inside, never leave the house
shitpost on 4chan, blogpost on Holla Forums
join r9k skype/discord groups, then go on Holla Forums and bash discord to make up for it
live life like a true \v\irgin
Charles Baker
Why does his cum looks like melted white chocolate?
Justin Miller
It's a hobby to some people, there is a market for small furniture crafted to behave as similar to the full sized version as possible, some people even run wire through these small model houses for lighting.
Kevin Morales
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Charles Sanchez
I never understood online meetups. Having talked to people who play games that I met in real life, I know that most will have shit taste. So why would people after decades of the internet showing it's worst, feel that meeting up is a good idea?
Isaiah Turner
The only online meetups that I didn't hear went to shit afterward were the small ones organized amongst namefags who were thus already friends before.
Tyler Myers
You just gotta be prepared is all
Gabriel Wilson
Underated post that needs to stop being ignored
Oliver Thompson
Has there ever been a neetup that wasn't completely awkward and full of spergs?
Noah Green
Maybe it was.
AWM is the greatest living cartoonist.
Ayden King
FUCK YEAH DOOM
Nolan Harris
Right; in the future nobody should reply to the weeaboo faggot. That'll settle it completely.
Charles Cox
>only game friends ever want to play is melee
Matthew Morgan
You know what's funny is the really insufferable people who turn up to my local FGC meetups are always fat white weeb guys with no skill. I see them coming when we have bigger events and I almost get embarrassed to be white. I'm having a good time playing with the asian guys in BB/GG and then some lard ass weeb wheezes over and says he plays Plat/May and proceeds to get stomped.
Aiden Wood
You're only making yourself look just as autistic. The first guy was making a joke.
Robert Parker
gee i dunno, its almost like putting a bunch of antisocial sperglords that game to escape their shitty reality in a room together would result in a boring and lame party
Grayson Mitchell
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Jaxson Long
Not really, but they are the only ones who have nothing to lose to virtue signal to us that they somehow belong to us. They are the losers of the losers of the shitskin-race. Attention-whores you can call them aswell.
Sebastian Stewart
Only go to a meetup if you've been talking with them consistantly in group chat online so you know what they'll be like irl.
Logan Martin
Here's a protip for you: Nintendo games attract tumblrites and "le ebin nurdz" like shit attracts flies. If you want a group of half-decent people to play vidya in public, it needs to be a niche genre that attracts autists. Fighting game excluding Smash and RTS meetups are usually a safe bet, but occasionally you can find people dedicated to a single game like (((Dark Souls))) that have enough autism to hold public meetups.
Most fighting game/smash meetups usually end in Smash dominating the fucking room while everything else gets put into a small corner. If you're lucky, the group will break away from the smashfags once they get enough members.
Caleb Stewart
Damn. I confused tumblr-whore with instagram-whore and thought about actually going to one for a second.
Liam Sullivan
When will this meme stop?
Ian Nguyen
If 8/v/ is neo or not, that doesn't matter, since both 8/v/ and 4/v/ are equally awful and bad, with none of them being better than the other.
And to play devil's advocate, complaining about some word that you don't like hearing on a game really does sounds like you're making a big deal over nothing, especially if the game is fiction. I mean, this is Holla Forums (from 4chan or 8ch) that we're talking about.
Adam Martinez
You're half right user. People that go to meetups are cunts with shit taste. But you aren't thinking through the problem enough. "Why do people go to meet ups where everyone is an idiot with shit taste?" Obviously because they are idiots with shit taste.
Michael Gutierrez
What the fuck im looking at
Ryder Russell
9/10 cosplay right there
Sebastian Edwards
The only meetups with normalish people are competitive games e.g. Fighting games. But be prepared to gitgud and play srs. No casual fun allowed, they want to fight you at your best not some shitty character you barely know how to play.
Noah Sanders
You wasted those quads you fucking pathetic commie piece of shit.
Jacob Morales
Since there is no difference how about you stay in cuck/v/ you filth.
Caleb Gonzalez
Words have meaning. When people are pushing an ideology into games for the express purpose of political propaganda you should fight against it. Your view on this issue is about as nuanced as that of a 5 year old.
Ian Carter
All your commies are gonna fucking burn.
Ethan James
Perhaps he's wondering why you would play with dolls without giving them a house.
Christopher Myers
How do you bear their stench? Don't Melee players smell so bad, hobos are perfume dispensers in comparison?
Jaxson Gomez
At least your dolls can talk.
Matthew Richardson
He'd better get them out of the oven, then.
Jace Harris
The Italians. Science has, in fact, gone too far.
Grayson Williams
This is not your shitty blog faggot, why you and all the other faggots fuck off to kikebook or reddit with your blogging shit
Joseph Torres
Nothing wrong with that statement
Jordan Johnson
A thread died for this.
Aaron Nguyen
Everything was your fault, user.
Angel Anderson
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Ryder Diaz
You like the one we're having right now in this thread?
James Jenkins
The sheer political cartoon tier obnoxiousness of this shit cannot be overexaggerated.
Alexander Cruz
The majority of people have personality issues, they're try hard to seem interesting instead of just being themselves. Playing a lot of video games does that to you, to be healthy you need multiple hobbies and interests.
Easton Clark
I forgot to call it pretentious ane retarded as well.
Adam Russell
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Nathan Hill
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Hunter Edwards
No, it isn't. It is not fine.
Landon Jenkins
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Nolan Cox
Play stupid games, get stupid prizes. Going outside is for plebs.
Ayden Ross
Only women and tumblr tards care about social validation, so only they will go to a "meetup".
Any IRL gaming with others is only acceptable if its a tournament for a respectable game, which will by nature of the player's time investment and respect for the game heavily limit the appearance of attention whores.
Jonathan Myers
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Christian Morgan
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Samuel Ramirez
10/10 perfected half assed edit
Daniel Richardson
It doesn't matter if they can talk, what matters is their house. No one cared who my dolls were until I put them in their house.
Michael Reed
Now, this place has been fucking terrible after roughly 3 months after the exodus and is worsening at frightening speeds, but to liken it to 4/v/ is just plain cruelty. 4/v/ is disgustingly cucked, it's like watching a bad fever nightmare from afar. I can't even joke about this. I have no where else to go, before anyone asks.