Playstation Conference: Paris Games Show

I'm not expecting anything

I wouldn't go to France

It’s in an hour

I am ready for smash brothers the Sony Edtion 2.

AYO

ayy

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What are the chances of there being some "cultural enrichment" at this event

This looks like guacamelee 2 or something

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OH SHIT GUACAMELEE 2

Shut the fuck up you dipshit.
k

Top down Max Payne?

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HA HA TIME FOR TUMBLRSHIT

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Whats with this shitty fucking art style, are all these games made by the same person?

Meet any cute lady boys and twinks there?

OHHHHHHHHH TIME TRAVEL MECHANICS
NO ONE'S DONE THIS BEFORE

WEW

kek

I miss the PSP

No reason to buy a nogaemstation 4. Just wait until the PS5 comes out.

I LOVE EATING

Is this the remaster or is this a new LocoRoco

What did she mean by this?

RIP Maxis

How many dicks did she have to eat to get that job

A ground breaking joke

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are you
FOR REAL

consolecucks kek

We're off to a shitty, shitty start

TENNIS FUCK YEAH JUMPING FOR JOY

SPORTS

Who even buys these fucking games

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TENIISS GAYYMEE
DEEEEP TENISS SIMM

Who cares

DEEP

chads and niggers
the usual playstation userbase

DARK

PROGRESSIVE

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TENNIS

PLAY STATION VR

TONS MORE

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There ARE games, shitlips. The modern market has the most games out there but you decided to have arbitrarily high standards and refuse to touch anything unless its made by an /ourguy/ that virtue signals against SJWs. Youre just as bad as them, two sides of the same coin. Lots of great free indie games on itch.io

Pic related

NINTENDO ALWAYS WINS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

goons btfo

You're gonna need to go back, friend.

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LOOKIN BADASS IN MY PAJAMASSS

Couldn't they get younger speakers to shill their games?

This better be bait

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YOU ARE THE DEMONS

i didn't ask for indieshit

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Oh fuck off you wankers

Why is everything pastel shaded?

it was merely a jest

Simple artstyle so the ps4 can actually render it at a high framerate

Because indie games think they need CRAZY colors in order to appeal to the general audience

You want more hip guys like
TORNADO 92?

I wonder who will show up this time?

cancer with added cancer pls, thanks

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As a Frenchman, I can't wait for an announcement for a trucking simulator tbh

Whoah, can't wait for the Superman game reveal

People seem to think "colorful" means "make it look like an Easter basket". This is what nearly a decade of brown and bloom does to people's senses.

Bravo Sony

why are they constantly looking down? are they reading off a script?

furries dressed as sonic racing game

If this one wasn't vr it could actually have been pretty neat,

Maybe?

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Probably, Sony doesn't want them to say that the games look like shit

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Oh it's this game… remember from E3 when it didn't look impressive at all?

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One thousand exclusives
*for VR
*console exclusive
*also on PC

Short answer:
Yes
Long answer:
might as well be as they belong to an extremely homogenous clique.

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For fucks sake I thought this was Soulstorm not this gay nogameplay shit

aka "press X to do thing"

Hey, our pitch got rejected by hollywood, so we heard you gamers liked shallow stories, because you're fucking plebs that don't know anything besides game of thrones and rick & morty

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THE GAY COMMUNITY

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Star Child? More like Star Mild!

EHEHEHEEEEEE

more like Dyke Child!

Boring.

Good fucking show.

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Oh boy, it's like E3 all over again

Who the fuck calls RE7 like that?

What's next, REEEEEE7?

We're gonna keep repeating there's lots more to come LOTS MORE FUN CONTENT MORE MORE FUN FUN LOTS MORE CONTENT, WERE GOING TO KEEP TELLING YOU HOW MUCH MORE CONTENT THERE IS RATHER THAN PRESENTING IT DID I MENTION THERE'S MORE FUN FUN FUN CONTENT FOR YOU FUN FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNF

Why?

Well the show hasn't started yet. They've got to pad it out with dumb shit.

Because people will buy it

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING SHITTY

More shovelware

Chris Redfield
Say the F-word multiple times
Mushroom people

Worth buying the game again

What utter shite

Now in VR with zombies

Who cares?

Oh look it's Perception but doesn't look nearly as good visually

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Hey look it's something kind of interesting

someone shop the text in this to say that

Are you watching another conference?

End my fucking life

sure whatever you say

THE GAY COMMUNITY

I ENJOY FOOD

i'm pretty sure i want to kill myself

chris doesnt look like this what the hell

Is VR synomous for garbage?

yes

Always

At least it looks like it's trying. I can see this being entertaining or something.

They could have prevented by not starting the show so early.

Neither does Frank

Welcome to NuCuckcom, goy :^)

Woah, fitting. A generic title for a generic game

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Most certainly

How much did they pay the token nigger and dumb bitch to represent minorities?

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20 dollars and a hot dog

ASS OF BASS VR FF EDITION

SIXTY DOLLARS

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This chick seems really excited about fishing minigames

You thought Tekken 7 bowling was bad?
Heres Square Enix to prove you wrong.

Would rather a new Sega Bass Fishing

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For what purpose?

HOL UP

WE

MORE

WUZ

FINAL FANTASY

Nutshack?

Damn man, I was hired just to add diversity and I still don't want to be here.

AND SHIEEET

Come on it's been almost a month since the last snackbarring.
Stop being racists!

WUZ

BLOODY ELL i talk propa english like

i thought this was about fishing

MMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

More DLC that should have been part of the main game. Games "as a service" needs to die

Remember when we used to get three distinct Final Fantasy titles per console generation, instead of the same one three times over a decade?

That was underwhelming.

(Checked)
What did he mean by this?

PINK PASTEL SHIT

AUDIOSURF WOOOOOW

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Looks decent, but what VR does add to this?

…Fuck, this actually looks fun.

fuck sakes

STOP ASKING THE NIGGER HIS OPINION

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FUCK SAKES STOP TALKING ABOUT FFXV

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The only thing that has interested me is the John Woo Hotline Miami game. Can this conference get any shittier? Are they actually going to unveil something good?

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DEEP
GOOD

Fuck that vaginal jew

Of course the person obsessed with 'Yaoi Sim: Dressed in Black in the Desert Edition' would bring up tumblr.

CINEMATIC

BENIS

WHAT THE FUCK
AM I EVEN LOOKING AT

Arthouse indie games are cancer

More pastel shit. MLP was a fucking mistake.

This is literally a pretentious Superman64

Arthouse indie anthing is cancer tbh

No fucking idea. That trailer was garbage.

You do know what to blame for shit like this right?

i thought just eating shit was bad for you

This.

Well, that explains everything

REALLY DIS IS MY KIND OF GAME REALLY

We get it, you're a fucking unskilled cunt who sucked and fucked her way on stage with her nigger fuckboy.

BUY NOW

user, the vaginal jew likes to eat. What did you expect?

The 2D brawler was alright tho

Seriously, what's with all those games where you fly through ring in this conference?

Wrong, you have the "games are art" people to blame for this. That was just a middling comic book series that had a pretty good beat em up made of it.

It was, too bad you can't buy it or download it anymore thanks to Anamakikey.

Goddamn, those textures.

So… what games have been announced? Anything good?

I can emulate it.

Dropped

Guacamelee 2, I guess, if you were into the original

Guacamele 2 and Honk Kong massacre after 2 years with no news.

That's everything worthwile

Spelunky 2? Really?

Those noses.

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It even shares the same "my father who's the protagonist from the previous game is missing and now I have to go look for him" deal

IT'S HAPPENING

ALLAH AKBAR

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DEEPEST LORE

Sony really goes all out with the production of their presentations.

Go figure, four years and counting

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Spelunky 2

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Is Ren or ISIS going to fuck their shit up?

At least they announced something decent.
None of these are exclusives besides the VRshit though.

Yes

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO incoming

I guess there are no news of a new Way of the Samurai, a new warriors game empire edition or a Dragon's Dogma sequel.

I only trust consecutive, repeating digits. sorry.

Well, that's what LM1 was about too. And at least Samieru gets his reverse namedrop in the game

way of the samurai?

You're going to have to wait for PSX for anything remotely interesting.
Even TGS was piss poor this year

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while you were adopting the darkness
I was born in it

Too serious to be Way of the Samurai

NO GAAYMEPLAY

that would've been hilarious, especially if just leaked two games

Holy shit, is this set in an alternative universe where the Mongols invade Japan?

Samurai/Shinobi game made by Sucker Punch, well you have my interest.

The samurai game looked decent enough.

Fuck is it over?

Looks like Assassin's Creed with a ninja.

Oh boy.

If there's no Dragon's Dogma 2, I will soduku

If this is damage control for E3, it's having the exact opposite effect. Looking at this garbage heap just makes me think Sony hates money.
I kinda feel sorry for those four fucks, having to act like any of this shit is any good. I couldn't do it.

As I'm typing this they showed something that could be cool.
It just wouldn't be a Western game show otherwise.

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FUCK OFF UNDERMEME

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this generation was a mistake.

Wasnt undertale fucking last year?

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Rev up the ovens lads

REEEEEEEEE UNDERTALE
REEEEEEEEEEE NINJA THEORY
REEEEEEEEEEE HORIZON ZERO DAWN
>no applause

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ban this conference now

Then what is this fucking event for?

We need more gaijin adventures in nippon and romancing loli nobility.

Came out in 2015, it hit PSN this year

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How is it "This years hit" then?

Why is the conference in Paris if they're just going to speak English?

Its already shit
SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY!!!

THE PLAYSTATION COMMUNITY?!

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I think they just blew their load with Ghost of Tsuhima

well, it works for Nintendo, I guess

Speaking about PS4, I guess you could make that phrase work. Technically, it's incorrect.

Are muds too low-IQ to shoot up a venue like that?

Because french have no culture anymore

Grasping at straws because they don't have more than 2 hits this year. And even those 2 are debatable.

VR and non exclusive indies
Maybe one big release if that
PSX won't be much better though

wew

Dear god, this is basically just E3.

"You, the Gamers, are what make us. This Industry just keeps getting bigger, better"- Yadda Yadda Yadda

OH BOY MORE ARTHOUSE INDIE SHIT

Whatever this is it already looks gay.

There was no gameplay shown.

Already this looks like trash

Into the trash already

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Ghost of Tsushima will be the only noteworthy game of the conference. Screencap this post.

This year's new soycuck simulator.

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CANT WAIT TO PLAY AS A TUMBLR-BROWSING TEENAGE GIRL

STOP GLORIFYING GRAFFITI

so is this the new waggleshit?

WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING

Jet Set Radio looks different this year

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Paint dicks n' balls everywhere. The future is now!

NO BULLY

Yes, its fucking VR on consoles with a closed ecosystem, what do you think it was going to happen?
Even fucking mobileshit has more freedom and is less than a gimmick than this.

I'm only watching to see if there's an active shooter tbqhfam

Meh, would be better from Japan

The first ever sexual relationship between a girl and a painting.

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Oh no they're lightly pushing him.
I haven't seen this level of violence since that one cutscene in MKX where the vengeful revanants decide to circle Raiden and push him around like schoolboys.

nigga did I warp back to the 90s or something

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J A S O N

Oh shit is this david cage

DAVID CAGE TIME

If it ends in the imaginary friends pushing her to do a school shooting I'd give it a GOTY, but I know it won't.

I sthis an FMV game, or Bullshots

OH BOY, HER STORY 2

Was about to post this. Total bullshit

NOT A VIDEO GAME

i'd touch something different of her

Holy shit, it's the 90s again. We're in FMV hell.

T O U C H H E R W O R L D

Why are we watching this again?

Well, the painting stuff looks cute. I just wish the bullies were dealt properly.

Its a Glorified FMV, HAHAHAHA. Is that how Desperate Sony is?

fuck you sony give me my weeb planes

Sorry Ace Combat Fans

why do they keep doing this shit?

ACE COMBAT

Because unfortunately we like videogames

FUCK

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FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD
WAIT IT'S OVER

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It says something that the only attention they're giving to PSVR is a montage with shit music

Is there an unwritten rule that these montages must have the worst music possible?

I have to say, though. Character model looks absolutely fantastic. Realistic even.

So they can promote their VR shit.

AN EPIC JOURNEY WITH MIND-BLOWING GRAPHICS

No it must be nigger music

BEERGOGGLES EXPERIENCE

I like to laugh at how shitty the industry has become and at a company I used to like.

Stifled looks like a lazy horror game. How do you get scared by outlines of monsters with no details? They didn't want to render anything?

I think it's like casino carpet, they're subtly signaling that this is the part you can ignore without missing anything.

thats even worse

Good joke.

Obligatory Holla Forums hates games post.

Its not character models. Its FMV.

Meant for

MARX

damn how cringeworthy

STOP

MORE NIGGER MUSIC

Also
How fucking lazy can you get?

(checked)

What are you doing?

WE COMIN FOR YOU WHITEY

THE TING GO SKRRRRA

This looks godawful

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Another fucking game that could have been interesting if it wasn't a VR title.

It's just apes ooking and eeking. Music requires actual skill.

The Wii or PS Move didn't cost so much.

Bad game.

Disregard bad stream, laugh for a bit.

It's a 007 VR turd but they were too cheap to pay for the license.

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why do these games have such generic names

is somebody hoovering in the background?

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Another one for the trash!

oh great ubishit

I want to dick that potato elf

YOU-bisoft

WOLFENSTEIN 2 2.0 WHO READY?

Atari doesn't count you fucking sexist nerd

STOP

It get's more accidental google tags that way.

They;ve already supported the VR more in twelve months then they did in 5 years for the vita

Is this Far Cry: White People Are Evil?

I honestly forgot about this game entirely.

double dubs confirm

Jew-bisoft

Because all good names have been already taken.

Or they use a random name generator.

"Come get some WHITE ASS f-fascist nazi rednecks!"

That was a fun trailer, its a shame ubisoft sucks barrels of fucking dicks and the actual game is going to be awful

Yes

true

IT'S SO FUCKING TRENDY HOLY SHIT

Oh boy oh boy the trash never ends

I miss when FarCry was done by Germans and Turkshits.

SPACE KANGZ

Bungie can join them too.

AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENED?

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GOY BUY OUR ON DISC CUT CONTENT

WE WUZ EGYPTIANS

Do you expect anything else?

You'd think they'd learn.

WE WUZ GUARDIANS N SHIET

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ANCIENT QUADS HAVE AWAKENED

AWAKE

Monster hunter.

Let's see how it is.

YO FINALLY SOME GOOD SHIT

oh shit capcock
oh it's monsterhunter legends or whatever the new one is.

Also is that thread cyclical yet, jewish board goblin?

Why is Capcom so bad at animations?

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isn't that a good thing?

A random generator would have some funny results.

Will they announce the Haydee port today?

wew

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if i don't see an Armored core 6 trailer im gonna get really mad

it's the best goy! I love supporting my favorite franchises! :^)

anthony burch's sister pozzing it up ahajhahahaha

Oh shit, Aloy might be in a good game.

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for what purpose though?

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Gotta pander to the plebs I guess

Kill me

Because japan never had an animated movies industry so their best 3d animators are all mediocre

This is cod isn't it

HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS SHOW LASTING?

NIGGER NAZIS

fuck this game

NIGGAS IN WWII

Man BF1 looking slick

It'll encourage you to buy Horizon, right? Wrong, Sony. But nice try anyways

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Everything must be smeared in pozz. Everything.

MonHunW looks fantastic in trailers but then you see the actual game what a HUD like that one Holla Forums made as a joke and one annoying bitch who won't shut the fuck up for 5 bloody seconds. Also, it's nuCapcom so it's guaranteed to be dumbed down and kiked up like there's no tomorrow.

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WE

pls

Cowards.

Call of Duty: Black strong nazi woman who needs no jew?

WUZ NAZIS AND SHEEIT

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WUZ

Now with WW2 gunships.

BUY THE SEASON PASS

SLEEP SNUG SMUG

Not even actual CoD players play like this

BUY THE FUCKING SEASON PASS OR WE'LL LET THE MUSLIMS IN

This means nothing
Crapcom has done shit like this cancer in the past.

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Do you expect any For Honor 4 season announcement? Just wondering as they are just showing shit and Ubisoft is french.

user..

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Pleb

I had a guy that spammed the Barrett .50 at short range in CoD4 once, that was strangely effective

They're giving us their newest flop.

JERMAEN

I'm genuinely fucking sick of Star Wars

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They didn't get the memo no one likes Rey

HIJAB CONFIRMED

FUCKING STAR WARS?

Oh boy. Then you are in a bad time to be alive.

What the fuck do stormtroopers need a flamethrower for?

oh dear christ

They don't. Sniper's in CoD never pull out their pistol

STAR CUCKS POZZFRONT

I thought KOTOR wasn't canon anymore?

OH SHIT

Star wars has been creatively bankrupt since 1983

DUDE STAR TREK WARS BRO

I'm glad I never fell for the Star Wars meme

It's not, that means they can put him in any game without damaging canon

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spudman yes

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Was that Dark Helmet in the end?

Double the cancer, double the pozz!

WE WUZ SPIDERMAN

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SIDE SHOT OF HIJAB

Also:

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And I'm also fucking sick of super hero games regarding the same 5 or so superheros.

CINEMATIC

ALLLLAAAAAAAH SNAKCBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

They also fucked up the combat

Made it arkham shit again with MORE QTE's

INVERTED COLORS MAN

racism

Spiderman confirmed jig.

Teal and magenta are the hipster blue and orange I swear.

BLABID VAGE

Sexbots are humans too!

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Wasn't this house in Heavy Rain?

DAVID CAGE
FUCK YOU PASTA NIGGER

EVIL WHITE MAN OPRESSING THE ROBUTTS

I'm sure excited for a new movie from the master.

QTEMAN

how do they get it so wrong?

about damn time
this was written by a feminist, wasn't it?

Excuse me?

ANDROID LIVES MATTER

Oh great, now robot faggotry allegory of slavery or racism.

Fuck off.

Fucking whore simulator

BRAVO CAGE

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SINGLE MEN ARE EVIL

THE EVIL WHITE CIS PATRIARCHY

FUCK WHITEY

KILL ALL WHITE MALES

CHOICES AND CONSEQUENCES

BUY MY GAME

DAMN THE EVIL WHITEY PATRIARCHY

Hey it's that chick from that cringy demo.

At the very least the music is okay.

Completely and utterly blatant. I fucking hate this timeline

Would that even work

So far I've only purchased 3 games for PS4. Was it a bad decision?

oh god literally QTE the game
the industry is fucking burning down
thank god

Suspension of disbelief can only stretch so far.

This game makes me so fucking mad.

Uncharted 5 looks nice

Dad of War

ROBOTS LIVES MATTER

TOASTERS LIVES MATTER

EVEN THOUGH YOU BOUGHT IT AND ITS YOUR PROPERTY

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God of my wife's son (TM)

dad of war

only if one of the was bloodborne

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it's his wifes son

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God of War 4, now with some actual fucking gameplay

Oh fuck the kid is never going to shut up here?

We saw you dumbfucks like shitty sidekick who makes comment in the last of us, so here's our take for the new god of war!

Or maybe Capcom is just bad at animation and Japan isn't a collective.

But only 30 seconds of it apparently

just like last of us

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The fuck does The Trozent Wilds mean

It looks worse than the Ready at Dawn games. The fact that normalfags are going gaga over it makes me worry for this industry.

This shit was announced almost 2 years ago Jesus.

They've been releasing trailers for this game for the past FOUR FUCKING YEARS. Where's the game Sony? You trying to build hype, or is this going to be another The Last Guardian situations?

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More Pozz Dawn!

Well, they did something similar with Metal Gear Solid before so it's not like there hasn't been a precedent…

Not monster hunter: Grill stronk edition

Jesus this looks butt ugly

Starring Ashley Burch

OH SHIT SOTC

name a 3d japanese game with only japanese animators that hasnt got shit 3d animation

Except Metal Gear is a good franchise, not some poorsman monster hunter

SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS

Ban fatherhood right now, only the state can perform role of such importance
Fathers should only be paypigs and sem*n donors until cloning is possible and made legal.
Please ignore the fact that single mothers fare much worse than single fathers.

The kid will never be an actual element of the game

That is an insult to VNs.

Surprise, surprise, all of Playstation exclusives were garbage.

shadow of colussus: remake #7587364

Why do people promote so much Zero Dawn when everyone hated it?

You already made more than one mistake.
I fucking hate the Jewbots that defend Nintendo like pur Boardkike and even I admit the Switch is more worth it in 8 months than the PS4 has been in 4 years.

Idolmaster.

gotta milk that IP
bestally.jpg

where are the games

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The kid is the camera

They put in a shitload of cash in marketing, especially in england

i said 3d

Sonyggers, Normalfags and NeoGaf ResetEra loved it

It is 3D.

Shadow of the Colossus: Buy it Again Edition™

So wait if this catagory of games is purely exclusives, does that mean the sucker punch game isn't an exclusive?

How do you make Shadow of the Colossus look boring

Looks like they got rid of a lot of the UI. That's good.

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Because they're all retarded

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What do you think?

no it's not

Who cares? It's shit.

Can't agree more mr. Talking head

is that fucking it?

So, what has been announced, anything worthwhile?

*PlayStation (((exclusive))) (Don't forget about the Vita, and PS3, version)

It's just a shell. The original crew walked out while the first Destiny was in development.

I want to fugg that girl

Nah, Sucker Punch is owned by Sony, whatever they make is definitely PS4 exclusive

dragons dogma 2 please

You mean a consumerist corporate dick sucker

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I wonder what happened to the original crew?

Kojima tentacle porn when

What does Dragon's Dogma have to do with Idolmaster?

By being NuSony and pandering more and more towards the West.

How?
The only shit worth removing was the Colossus healthbar.

Not another fucking dad game I swear to God

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Don't tell me it's fucking Tomb RAider

I was actually hoping for Bloodborne 2.

Fuck this shit.

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMYN

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I'm gonna unsticky, no one actually likes this "game"

Why would they just hang a perfectly good cocksleeve?

Are they going to rape her after she chokes or while she chokes

LYNCH ALL THE FEMINISTS

wait, is this Kojima?

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manface mgee

Is this Silent Hills?

Whoever had that bow probably could have made the shot before the asain chick's arm got turned into mush

So mature, games are art now

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just like my porn

Glad I decided to go take a big grunty shit, that was much more satisfying.

Man ain't this a fun looking game.

only females allowed, no zombies either

Evil Christians!
Cinematic experience!

Fuck off.

I wish I had the shits

why do i even watch these conferences, i just end up absolutely pissed off

SHE'S A DUDE, MAN

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STRONK WAMMEN DON'T NEED GAMEPLAY

YASS QUEEN SLAY

I want to take a shit so i can go running comfortably

ITS A MAN BABY!

snore

What was the point of another cinematic trailer?

IT'S SHIT

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Draw a man call him GIRL LITERALY

So, pretty much fucking nothing of interest.

To remind yourself what you're fighting against and why you're so jaded all the time

Because we began to enjoy the rage and hate we produce.

The only interesting thing was that weeb samurai game.

Better than nothing.

MORE SHITTY GRIME

pass

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nitty
gritty

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

wew

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WE JUST GETTING THAT TITTY WE JUS GETTIN DAT TITTY TITTY

Only the fuckin' gayest music imaginable to close this shitfest in style.

in what alternate universe?

JUST GAS THE CONFERENCE ALREADY

why are there no memes
thats what all the kids like these days
those dank maymays

so this is video games. thankfully I can still play old shit.

no kojimbo
no buy

Is it over?

I am jelly of SotC remake though. Did they simplify the colossus though? I thought he had three airsacks not two.

Is it over?

Death Stranding confirmed for never ever

Don't worry user, they'll make episodic just for you

goddammit, i just want to fucking punch a bastard

a just, a cuck, a stronk waman, and a nigger

A good terrorist could mask in the opening shots in the loud bass bangs during the nigger music to get more victims before people realize.
t. Criminal Science graduate.

Nothing like stroking the ol' hate-boner.

And all insufferable. The face of modern gaming.

why is that cock sleeve touching the nigger like that?

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typical

I thought the nigger is gay.

Where is the fucking gameplay

Why is it that these cucks seem to need everyone to view video games as "mature" at all fucking times?

Because they are insecure soycucks that need constant validation from society so they don't kill themselves.

mature = appeal to a wider audience + the desire to codify "video games" as an "art form"

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Because they themselves are immature. Obsession with seeming like you're a mature adult is one of the biggest red flags of arrested development.

yawn

Because how else can they facebook and twatter about it without looking like the manchildren they taunt so much?

FUCKING FINALLY
TIME TO JACK OFF WHILE PLAYING ENDLESS SPACE

There are too talentless even for the movie industry.

because video gaym is serious business, goy

also no crash bandicoot, no sly, no cartoonish games NEVER EVER you stupid manchildren goys

They never show it, get with your times. They sell blueray players.

LEARN JAPANESE YOU FUCKING CARBON DIOXIDE EMITTER!!!

They should have made the protagonist a nigger just to hoard those virtue signaling points.

GIVE ME THE FUCKING GAMEPLAY
fuck it, this being an exclusive I probably can't play it
also

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See that bamboo forest? You can go there.

Samurai game looks decent tbqh

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Its already dead

how can you say that when you've seen virtually nothing about it aside a [SUBJECT TO CHANGE] glimpse at its theme and aesthetic?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's a fucking Get Bullied simulator. Fuck this industry.

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There's going to be rest time between workout sessions and if you're at the rifle range all the time you're gonna end up on a list. Why not break that up with some language study?

I'd rather not.
Let japs make their own games, because they're actually capable.

にほんごチャレンジ has great drawings explaining how primitive, ancient drawings became kanjis
Mother 母 is for example, woman with BIG breasts
毎 - every (as in every period of time) is Woman giving birth regularly

Fuck this.
I wanna play something and I've already finished the mummy during this shitshow of a conference. Should I play Trails of Coldsteel, Overgrowth or Lost Planet 1?

Don't you want to learn how wonderfully multicultural and tolerant ancient Japan was?

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cold steel i guess

Trails

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They fucking came out and said it.

I'd rather not, especially since foreigners during sakoku got death penalty for being foreigners, which IMO is notch to high on xenophobia level, however allowing them in on rules similar to watching an exposition in Museum is fine.

Let's not facts get in the way of the cinematic experience. This is a post truth world you shitlord.

Nothing wrong with killing filthy pigs that try besmirch your clay.

Wasn't that what this game was called over a decade ago by the developers?

THEY FINALLY ADMITTED IT

Anyone else notice how in The Last of Us not a hint of a tit on her and burly muscles to make sure she isn't sexualized? Druckman is such a gay faggot.

So they'll manage to replicate the [WEINSTEINED] thousand yard stare in the leading lady's face? Big if true.

If it's an interactive film, it should only cost like $10 to see it, right? $15, tops.

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If that makes you feel better, me and the other 95% here do the same.

I honestly don't give a shit. Like, none. They can have the Last of Us and choke on it.

I'll watch it on YouTube.

All they're talking about is movies. Must hurt to know even the Hollywood kikes don't want you.

This OST is good, so why did they have Grimeshit playing before?

user you forgot about the inteactive part.
Programming those inputs is hard

Not letting them in is more efficient, and giving them a boot is better when they don't do anything that'd warrant death penalty
Also hiring a few good ones was how they became a superpower during meiji

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Friendly reminder Druckman is a literal Israeli expat who most likely takes direct orders from Mossad.

Also (((Neil Druckmann)))

Druckmann looks like the typical, effeminate Semite filth Greeks and Romans used to joke about.

More like Cuckman eh fellas?

Is he going to tech the gentiles about the Talmud?

Is it now finally over?

Think so

No, that's for the Chosen People only!
he's going to teach them about judeochristian civilization and how white christians are the source of evil in the world

Low self stem about the medium and corporate talk to attract tryhards

Damn, that really just kinda fizzled out.

WHERE THE FUCK IS DREAMS YOU CUNTS

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For the same reason people who like Nintendo games are viewed as manchildren

They want to be socially validated for being tasteless faggots