Play Breath of the Wild

Its been so long since i expected nothing and didnt get less i forgot what it feels like.

I get 20% a few things next month, should I buy a switch?

I also have a boxed Wii U just sitting there, no wiimote, plus SMG1+2 and both expandDong games to play

You know what would've been better than a "quarantine mode"? Having none at all and filtering them through the game's natural difficulty. You're defending the casualization and streamlining of further Mario games; you don't know what they will change to balance around the lowest common denominator.
That said I haven't played it so I can't comment on it, but your post reads suspiciously like a lazy shillpost.

There’s already a Shoddyssey thread up.

Posts like these are more useful to me than every professional review combined. Fucking current year.

Do ya like the Splatoon? If no, wait.

And then there's this faggot

I would say maybe if you really like Nintendo. Definitely if you have friends with one.
So far physical i've got Zelda, Pokken, Odyssey, Mario Kart, ARMS and Splatoon 2 and digitally i've got Monster Hunter XX, Sonic Mania, Shantae, Golf Story, Stardew Valley and a bunch of NEO GEO schmup and fightan geemu.

As a replacement to my Wii -not Wii U but Wii and by next year my 3DS once atlus life support runs out i have had an excellent year playing with friends. Zelda, Mario and Monster Hunter have been time eaters solo but aside from that its still not a huge solo player deal.

Of course there is Kirby, Pokemon and Metroid Prime 4 next year that are all probably garaunteed sales for most but a lot of the fun of a Switch is going round to a friends on a friday night and having multiple switches out for multiplayer like Mario Kart or taking it out and about and playing something like Pokken when taking a break after biking in the countryside or something.

If you are going to play a lot of multiplayer get it now. If you are fine with have 3 or 4 games you put like 60-100 hours in but it collects dust between those releases get it now. Otherwise its not quite the 3DS replacement in terms of nintendo output yet.

It's pretty good but get ready for cuckchan console wars to shit up this thread

That's a good question, user.

puzzles are fun. Some are platforming as you would expect but different with better tech. Like platforms in a foggy room and you throw cappy to temporarily make fog disperse. Or a guy on a bench is saying hes sad but if you just sit with him for a while he is touched and gives you a Moon.
I dont want to spoil much because some are Kojima tier clever/autistic but it uses HD rumble -as dumb as that name is- in some fantastic ways. Like walking around a room to find a buried item by holding both joycons and if its on your left the right vibrates and vice versa. Some things are easier to figure out jumping wise by rumble than eye when possessing some things like wigglers that play like noby noby boy.

If Zelda was "everyones making this exact same open world busywork meme game lets do it too but ride the zelda name" this is "lets make the game that should have followed Galaxy, but with better tech lets do some more fun stuff". Not the greatest game ever made but some stuff is just pure fun.

spoiler example
At the end of New Donk Cities story you change the city to night during a festival and run through a floating 2d, neon arcade coloured series of levels leading up to the first level of Donkey Kong -the original game- as the Jump Up Superstar track plays in its entirety and its 'about the history of our city'. it brought a smile to my face which is something a western game hasnt done in maybe a year

My god user, its like you like shoveling shit into your mouth and not thinking for yourself. This is a lazy fucking OP.
In fact I wonder if you're another shill at this point, defending this garbage

>for a post against shilling for nintendo
Really fires the neurons