>>136713307Can we just agree that anything virus related reanimating the dead that's barely just above being a skeleton is pants on head retarded? Like cool you made a corpse that's all rotten flesh that probably doesn't even have a neurological connection to the brain anymore bite some dude. Like if it's magic it doesn't matter if the muscles are just lumps of putrid meat that could barely stay on bone but if you're telling me that a virus is keeping this empty chest cavity with arms still wiggle around you're fucking stupid. I feel like people that are really into zombies regardless of this flaw don't even know where girls balls are.
>eating brains makes the pain go awayPowerful
>>136713033I would save Trash by taking her to the mortuary where I would rape her until I died of a heart attack and then I would turn into a zombie and continue raping her while I ate her brains and I would pull out and fill her empty brainpan with my zombie seed.
>>136713534>This movie is political allegory bla blahYou do know that the film is an alternate direct sequel to Night of the Living Dead, yes?
>>136713439>Shaun of The Deadfag shit for redditors
>>136713439Very kino list. Return of the Dead is so good. Its amazing how fast 2 hours go while watching it
>>136713534cringe
>>136713706>I would save Trash by taking her to the mortuary where I would rape her until I died of a heart attack and then I would turn into a zombie and continue raping her while I ate her brains and I would pull out and fill her empty brainpan with my zombie seed.
>>136713033Steal a boatBuild a floating city off the coast We wuz vietnamese n sheiiiit
>>136713729Cant you stop being a contrarian for a day? Shaun of the Dead was unironically one of the best movies of the 2000s
>>136713274>Just finished watching part 2 because never got around watching it.>It was okay, but not nearly as good as the first.Incorrect, part 2 was the best. It had tar man, "get the damn screwdriver out of my head", and best of all, improvised weapon making and zombie fighting, which is the best part of any zombie movie but so few movies do it. Part one just had the tits.