>eating brains makes the pain go awayPowerful.
>eating brains makes the pain go awayPowerful
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What would you do if you were in a return of the dead scenario?
incinerate myself so I can't become a zombie
>>136712284having less brain matter wouldn't make you actually less sensitive about pain?
Jokes on them I don't have a
>>136713033Eat people dude
>>136713033>What would you do if you were in a return of the dead scenario?If I was a zombie... eat people.If I was still alive... consider myself fucked.
>>136712284go away ellen page
>>136712284Were they leftists?
>>136713033find a car and gtfo
>>136712284movie? reverse search says "getting old meme"
Just finished watching part 2 because never got around watching it.It was okay, but not nearly as good as the first.Should I bother with the third? 4 and 5 don't look that good at all.
>>136713033Kill myself because they would be the worst
>>136713094You may be overthinking the genre.
>>136713263the state of this board
>>136713263That's probably not it, but my first thought was Life Force.
>>136713033Call more paramedics, then maybe call for more police.
>>136713274Third is actually pretty solid
>>136713033>what if fast indestructible zombies were a thingHaha hide in the mountains hahaOr just take Bill Gates's hideout.
>>136713274>Should I bother with the third?It has good pacing, decent gore, and ends with some good boob shots. It's not a good movie, but it's not a slog either.
>>136713263There's Something in the Water (2019)
>>136713274It goes Return of The Living Dead—-Shaun of The Dead—- Dawn of the Dead (2003)—-Day of The Dead——->every other movie in the genre
>>136713330This guy gets it.
>>136713439I like the Night of the Living Dead remake by Tom Savini from 1990.
>>136712284This movie is political allegory about a certain group of people that hate themselves and can only escape their meaningless existence by taking people’s brains and turning them into another self hating cannibal. It also makes fun of how stupid and fake punk rockers are.
>>136713033Suicide by crematorium, or take a boat as far from land as possible and dive in with cement blocks tied around my feet. Just some kind of suicide where I won't be turned.
>>136713033Chill on a roof. Just because zombies act more human like still doesnt mean they can get on the roof without a ladder
>>136713263Problem Child 2
>>136713073Bad idea lad. Probably best to shoot yourself so your dead body falls into a fire pit.
>>136713307Can we just agree that anything virus related reanimating the dead that's barely just above being a skeleton is pants on head retarded? Like cool you made a corpse that's all rotten flesh that probably doesn't even have a neurological connection to the brain anymore bite some dude. Like if it's magic it doesn't matter if the muscles are just lumps of putrid meat that could barely stay on bone but if you're telling me that a virus is keeping this empty chest cavity with arms still wiggle around you're fucking stupid. I feel like people that are really into zombies regardless of this flaw don't even know where girls balls are.
>>136713033I would save Trash by taking her to the mortuary where I would rape her until I died of a heart attack and then I would turn into a zombie and continue raping her while I ate her brains and I would pull out and fill her empty brainpan with my zombie seed.
>>136713534>This movie is political allegory bla blahYou do know that the film is an alternate direct sequel to Night of the Living Dead, yes?
>>136713439>Shaun of The Deadfag shit for redditors
>>136713439Very kino list. Return of the Dead is so good. Its amazing how fast 2 hours go while watching it
>>136713706>I would save Trash by taking her to the mortuary where I would rape her until I died of a heart attack and then I would turn into a zombie and continue raping her while I ate her brains and I would pull out and fill her empty brainpan with my zombie seed.
>>136713033Steal a boatBuild a floating city off the coast We wuz vietnamese n sheiiiit
>>136713729Cant you stop being a contrarian for a day? Shaun of the Dead was unironically one of the best movies of the 2000s
>>136713274>Just finished watching part 2 because never got around watching it.>It was okay, but not nearly as good as the first.Incorrect, part 2 was the best. It had tar man, "get the damn screwdriver out of my head", and best of all, improvised weapon making and zombie fighting, which is the best part of any zombie movie but so few movies do it. Part one just had the tits.
>>136713795WATERWORLD w/ ZOMBIESJust take my fucking money!
>>136713814>Shaun of the Dead was unironically one of the best movies of the 2000sFor braindead redditors. Ive never met anybody cool that liked that movie, only fat old faggots from work that hit on the young girls and fail and think liking shit like your favorite movie and rick and morty makes them hip with the kids.
>>136713814Not them and that movie is boring and frustrating to watch. >ooh a zombie movie!>in no gunz in-glund
>>136713439putting 2003 Dawn above Day is so fucking wrong it makes my penis shrivel and ooze puss.
>>136713918Your job sounds like a nightmare.
>>136713814it was shit, you're a fucking retard drone
>>136713880It would probably be pretty boring>see boat approaching>them niggas is zombies, must of died on the way here>yo toby, hit that boat with a fire arrow>watch it burn while enjoying grilled fish and rum with your apocalypse waifu, the sunset and flames reflecting off of the water Kino
>>136713330just come to the hospital bro :)
>>136713644who the fuck burns themselves to an hero? No seriously. WHONTHE FUCK ACTUALLY SETS THEMSELVES ON FIRE TO SUICIDE
>>136713644This is retarded, you would go into shock and suffocate thanks to breathing lit gasoline fumes
>>136714109It's very popular in Asia
>>136713033>What would you do if you were in a return of the dead scenario?>if
>>136713547Except the chemical rains down into the ocean and reanimates you and now you are stuck at the bottom of the ocean in never ending agony and darkness
>>136713703It reanimates every cell, like the thing. The brain doesn't have anything to do with it, which is why they can run around headless.
>>136713706Based.Except I wouldn't be a zombie for that last part
>>136714324There was a rumor in the 80s and early 90s that there was an actual incident involving the military accidentally creating zombies and that the government mandated that warning to be included. Yeah it's bullshit, but back then it was fun to believe.
>>136713439I agree that Return and Day are one of the best, but i haven't seen Dawn remake since i was kid and i don't remember anything. Does it still holds up?
>>136713263Stay Alive: The Survival Game
>>136713274Watch whichever one Necropolis is just for the I Stand Alone suit up scene.
The worst zombie films that I've seen:>City of the Living Dead AKA a lot of other names>Diary of the Dead>Survival of the Dead>Shaun of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead Special Edition
>>136713439>no Zombi 2Shit list
>>136714507>Dawn remakeThe first 10 minutes is my favorite zombie movie and after the Johnny Cash song it goes downhill.
>>136714714How did they actually pull this off without the stuntman getting eaten?
>>136713033The zombies permanently die from electricity. Also since they're chemical-based, you could just find the right neutralizer to stop them.
>>136714901It was a lucky coincidence he wasn't eaten. It was made by Italians and they gave zero fucks about that kinda shit.
>>136715091They fed the shark so it wouldn't be hungry and then they pumped it full of tranquilizers just to be "safe". Pretty sure they still got very lucky.
>>136714901If it's anything like the Bond films they drugged the shit out of the shark.
>>136714420The issue is motor function. Muscles/tendon rotted to a certain point would not be able to move the skeleton.
>kill yourself out of fear because you don't want to turn into a zombie>it's useless, the gas will turn you into a zombie even if you are already dead
>>136713868that was the first onepart two starred a little kid
>>136713094The movie has an internal logic to it, but it's not scientific. Basically, you're immortal and in constant pain until every last cell of your body is incinerated.
>>136713033Put a grenade in my mouth and pull the pin. I don't want to exist through that shit.
>>136713263Return of the Living Dead. I mean, Boku no Pico.
>>136713547You're turned as soon as you die regardless of whether you've been bitten, and every skeleton that's not been incinerated is also reanimated. Did you even watch the movie?>>136714331Exactly. Fire is the only way.
>>136714936>The zombies permanently die from electricityFuck the sequels.
>>136713033I would try to leave the planet, because Earth would be completely fucked.
>>136713033kill a zombie cut off its head and infect myself in the less painful possible way.
>>136716920no need for all you need is some zombified girs and pliers.
>>136716749>You're turned as soon as you die regardless of whether you've been bittenonly if you were exposed to the zombie gas. Did you even watch the movie? Dumb nigger, asking me if I watched the movie...
>>136713033wear a mask
>>136713795A challenger appears
>>136717093I'd rape both regular people and zombies, for scientific reasons of course
>>136713644thanks, I didn't need to sleep tonight anyway
>>136713033Kite them infinitely and wait for Max ammo
>>136713918crankiness is a sign of declining testosteroneget them levels checked, faggot
>>136713814I like edgar wright but I though shaun of the dead was pretty mediocre and forgettable
>>136713033Swnd more cops
>>136713534this is your brain on Holla Forums
>>136713644>burning yourself alive doesn't workhow are americans so bad at everything
>>136718847>send more paramedics based
>>136713868Tar Man is the first one you fuck.2 is the one with the cringy Thriller spoof.
>>1367132743 has always been a favorite of mine. It's an odd film
>>136712284how does she say the "p" in pain and "b" in brains with no lips?
>>136713274Third one rules, its actually a goth romeo and juliet hiding in a zombie franchise- has a terrible small subplot with lame third act characters in a sewer, but beyond that its a gem
>Cant you stop being a contrarian for a day? Shaun of the Dead was unironically one of the best movies of the 2000s
>>136712284Actually Ignorance Is Bliss... so....
>>136713918You've never met anybody cool at all you fucking sperg
>>136713368don't these zombies have human echo location or somethingif you were the last man on earth literally every zombie on earth would be crawling towards you
What about a zombie movie where the zombies have to eat people to be cured? Like braaaaains are literally the cure and make you immune to the whole thing?
>>136720387>rotting, shambling corpse covered with injuries incompatible with life>eats brains>turns back into a human>dies again because of rot and injuriesShut up, Kip. You bodaggit.
>>136720826Wouldnt the brain just kill the virus, and then shut you down
>>136713033Wait two weeks
>>1367132743 is good. Lotta awkward boners, though. 4 and 5 and shit.
>>136718873Woke as fuck? Yes, I know.
>>136719939fuck off to reddit samefagno upvotes here
>>136713263Road Hogs 2
>>136717430Only sort of related, but this reminds me of my favorite Lovecraft short story, which is basically about underwater zombies stalking a German U-boat
>>136713534>>It also makes fun of how stupid and fake punk rockers are.>watch movie 10 years ago>start listening to horror punk regularly to this day
>>136714714Literally the only good scene in the movie. Fulci is an overrated hack.
>>136713274Do you like Misfits songs, zombies and really cheesy rockabilly shit? You will like ROTD3. It's my favourite horror movie.
>>136724162i watched 2 around the same time i watched 1 many years ago, i just assumed 3 would be similar quality to 2 and never watched it. you just sold it to me, thanks
>>136724211Have fun mate. youtube.com
>>136713706The return of the cooming dead
>>136713033Fuck a zombie. Duh.Then immediatly regret it as I turn into a zombie and realize once all the humans are gone and theres no more brains, I'll be in pain indefinitely.