>eating brains makes the pain go awayPowerful.
>eating brains makes the pain go awayPowerful
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Brody Parker
What would you do if you were in a return of the dead scenario?
Oliver Bell
incinerate myself so I can't become a zombie
Michael Wilson
>>136712284having less brain matter wouldn't make you actually less sensitive about pain?
Blake Green
Jokes on them I don't have a
Nolan Perez
>>136713033Eat people dude
Matthew Bell
>>136713033>What would you do if you were in a return of the dead scenario?If I was a zombie... eat people.If I was still alive... consider myself fucked.
Noah Clark
>>136712284go away ellen page
Tyler Nguyen
>>136712284Were they leftists?
Logan Martinez
>>136713033find a car and gtfo
Logan Harris
>>136712284movie? reverse search says "getting old meme"
Luis Peterson
Just finished watching part 2 because never got around watching it.It was okay, but not nearly as good as the first.Should I bother with the third? 4 and 5 don't look that good at all.
Ryan Wood
>>136713033>nomnomnomnomnomnom
Austin Davis
>>136713033Kill myself because they would be the worst
Dylan Lee
>>136713094You may be overthinking the genre.
Bentley Rivera
>>136713263the state of this board
Jordan Turner
>>136713263That's probably not it, but my first thought was Life Force.
Logan Stewart
>>136713033Call more paramedics, then maybe call for more police.
Easton Rivera
>>136713274Third is actually pretty solid
Josiah Wood
>>136713033>what if fast indestructible zombies were a thingHaha hide in the mountains hahaOr just take Bill Gates's hideout.
Jose Jackson
>>136713274>Should I bother with the third?It has good pacing, decent gore, and ends with some good boob shots. It's not a good movie, but it's not a slog either.
Connor Gutierrez
>>136713263There's Something in the Water (2019)
Kayden Barnes
>>136713274It goes Return of The Living Dead—-Shaun of The Dead—- Dawn of the Dead (2003)—-Day of The Dead——->every other movie in the genre
Blake Clark
>>136713330This guy gets it.
Jeremiah Nelson
>>136713439I like the Night of the Living Dead remake by Tom Savini from 1990.
Jeremiah Lewis
>>136712284This movie is political allegory about a certain group of people that hate themselves and can only escape their meaningless existence by taking people’s brains and turning them into another self hating cannibal. It also makes fun of how stupid and fake punk rockers are.
Lincoln Rodriguez
>>136713033Suicide by crematorium, or take a boat as far from land as possible and dive in with cement blocks tied around my feet. Just some kind of suicide where I won't be turned.
William Cook
>>136713033Chill on a roof. Just because zombies act more human like still doesnt mean they can get on the roof without a ladder
Xavier Cook
>>136713263Problem Child 2
Daniel Mitchell
>>136713073Bad idea lad. Probably best to shoot yourself so your dead body falls into a fire pit.
Nathaniel Gray
>>136713307Can we just agree that anything virus related reanimating the dead that's barely just above being a skeleton is pants on head retarded? Like cool you made a corpse that's all rotten flesh that probably doesn't even have a neurological connection to the brain anymore bite some dude. Like if it's magic it doesn't matter if the muscles are just lumps of putrid meat that could barely stay on bone but if you're telling me that a virus is keeping this empty chest cavity with arms still wiggle around you're fucking stupid. I feel like people that are really into zombies regardless of this flaw don't even know where girls balls are.
Luis Wood
>>136713033I would save Trash by taking her to the mortuary where I would rape her until I died of a heart attack and then I would turn into a zombie and continue raping her while I ate her brains and I would pull out and fill her empty brainpan with my zombie seed.
Isaiah Young
>>136713534>This movie is political allegory bla blahYou do know that the film is an alternate direct sequel to Night of the Living Dead, yes?
Zachary Robinson
>>136713439>Shaun of The Deadfag shit for redditors
Camden Reed
>>136713439Very kino list. Return of the Dead is so good. Its amazing how fast 2 hours go while watching it
Noah Russell
>>136713534cringe
Robert Adams
>>136713706>I would save Trash by taking her to the mortuary where I would rape her until I died of a heart attack and then I would turn into a zombie and continue raping her while I ate her brains and I would pull out and fill her empty brainpan with my zombie seed.
David Young
>>136713033Steal a boatBuild a floating city off the coast We wuz vietnamese n sheiiiit
Lucas Ward
>>136713729Cant you stop being a contrarian for a day? Shaun of the Dead was unironically one of the best movies of the 2000s
Carson Harris
>>136713274>Just finished watching part 2 because never got around watching it.>It was okay, but not nearly as good as the first.Incorrect, part 2 was the best. It had tar man, "get the damn screwdriver out of my head", and best of all, improvised weapon making and zombie fighting, which is the best part of any zombie movie but so few movies do it. Part one just had the tits.
Angel Davis
>>136713795WATERWORLD w/ ZOMBIESJust take my fucking money!
Jordan Russell
>>136713814>Shaun of the Dead was unironically one of the best movies of the 2000sFor braindead redditors. Ive never met anybody cool that liked that movie, only fat old faggots from work that hit on the young girls and fail and think liking shit like your favorite movie and rick and morty makes them hip with the kids.
Colton Brown
>>136713814Not them and that movie is boring and frustrating to watch. >ooh a zombie movie!>in no gunz in-glund
Juan Foster
>>136713439putting 2003 Dawn above Day is so fucking wrong it makes my penis shrivel and ooze puss.
Lucas Gutierrez
>>136713918Your job sounds like a nightmare.
John Bennett
>>136713814it was shit, you're a fucking retard drone
Isaiah Thomas
>>136713880It would probably be pretty boring>see boat approaching>them niggas is zombies, must of died on the way here>yo toby, hit that boat with a fire arrow>watch it burn while enjoying grilled fish and rum with your apocalypse waifu, the sunset and flames reflecting off of the water Kino
Sebastian Gray
>>136713330just come to the hospital bro :)
Asher Bailey
>>136713644who the fuck burns themselves to an hero? No seriously. WHONTHE FUCK ACTUALLY SETS THEMSELVES ON FIRE TO SUICIDE
Grayson Ortiz
>>136713644This is retarded, you would go into shock and suffocate thanks to breathing lit gasoline fumes
Chase Reed
>>136714109It's very popular in Asia
Austin Nguyen
>>136713033>What would you do if you were in a return of the dead scenario?>if
Benjamin Wright
>>136713547Except the chemical rains down into the ocean and reanimates you and now you are stuck at the bottom of the ocean in never ending agony and darkness
Andrew Barnes
>>136713703It reanimates every cell, like the thing. The brain doesn't have anything to do with it, which is why they can run around headless.
Christian Gonzalez
>>136713706Based.Except I wouldn't be a zombie for that last part
Jacob Anderson
>>136714324There was a rumor in the 80s and early 90s that there was an actual incident involving the military accidentally creating zombies and that the government mandated that warning to be included. Yeah it's bullshit, but back then it was fun to believe.
Hudson Brown
>>136713439I agree that Return and Day are one of the best, but i haven't seen Dawn remake since i was kid and i don't remember anything. Does it still holds up?
Jordan Rivera
>>136713263Stay Alive: The Survival Game
Jonathan Rogers
>>136713274Watch whichever one Necropolis is just for the I Stand Alone suit up scene.
Jace Bell
The worst zombie films that I've seen:>City of the Living Dead AKA a lot of other names>Diary of the Dead>Survival of the Dead>Shaun of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead Special Edition
Landon Ortiz
>>136713439>no Zombi 2Shit list
Brody Fisher
>>136714507>Dawn remakeThe first 10 minutes is my favorite zombie movie and after the Johnny Cash song it goes downhill.
Jonathan Ward
>>136713814
Jayden Brown
>>136714714How did they actually pull this off without the stuntman getting eaten?
Angel Jenkins
>>136713033The zombies permanently die from electricity. Also since they're chemical-based, you could just find the right neutralizer to stop them.
Kevin Lewis
>>136714901It was a lucky coincidence he wasn't eaten. It was made by Italians and they gave zero fucks about that kinda shit.
Jack Powell
>>136715091They fed the shark so it wouldn't be hungry and then they pumped it full of tranquilizers just to be "safe". Pretty sure they still got very lucky.
Joseph Barnes
>>136714901If it's anything like the Bond films they drugged the shit out of the shark.
Gabriel Nelson
>>136714420The issue is motor function. Muscles/tendon rotted to a certain point would not be able to move the skeleton.
Oliver Harris
>kill yourself out of fear because you don't want to turn into a zombie>it's useless, the gas will turn you into a zombie even if you are already dead
Christian Parker
>>136713868that was the first onepart two starred a little kid
Carson Jenkins
>>136713094The movie has an internal logic to it, but it's not scientific. Basically, you're immortal and in constant pain until every last cell of your body is incinerated.
Justin Ortiz
>>136713033Put a grenade in my mouth and pull the pin. I don't want to exist through that shit.
Ryan Cox
>>136713263Return of the Living Dead. I mean, Boku no Pico.
Nathaniel Green
>>136713547You're turned as soon as you die regardless of whether you've been bitten, and every skeleton that's not been incinerated is also reanimated. Did you even watch the movie?>>136714331Exactly. Fire is the only way.
Owen Sanchez
>>136714936>The zombies permanently die from electricityFuck the sequels.
Daniel Cooper
>>136713033Rape
Dominic Butler
>>136713033I would try to leave the planet, because Earth would be completely fucked.
Daniel Green
>>136713033Electrocute them.
Parker Garcia
>>136713033kill a zombie cut off its head and infect myself in the less painful possible way.
Elijah Lee
>>136716920no need for all you need is some zombified girs and pliers.
Eli Martinez
>>136716749>You're turned as soon as you die regardless of whether you've been bittenonly if you were exposed to the zombie gas. Did you even watch the movie? Dumb nigger, asking me if I watched the movie...
Christian Nelson
>>136713033wear a mask
Samuel Brown
>>136713795A challenger appears
David Wood
>>136713033Cry
Josiah Mitchell
>>136717093I'd rape both regular people and zombies, for scientific reasons of course
Christian Mitchell
>>136713644thanks, I didn't need to sleep tonight anyway
Colton Flores
>>136713033Kite them infinitely and wait for Max ammo
Carter Allen
>>136713918crankiness is a sign of declining testosteroneget them levels checked, faggot
Jose Martinez
>>136713814I like edgar wright but I though shaun of the dead was pretty mediocre and forgettable
Leo Morales
>>136713033Swnd more cops
Jordan Jenkins
>>136713534this is your brain on Holla Forums
Dylan Brooks
>>136713644>burning yourself alive doesn't workhow are americans so bad at everything
Camden Foster
>>136718847>send more paramedics based
Hunter Perry
>>136713868Tar Man is the first one you fuck.2 is the one with the cringy Thriller spoof.
Nicholas Allen
>>136713033rape women
Jason Anderson
>>1367132743 has always been a favorite of mine. It's an odd film
Colton Bell
>>136712284how does she say the "p" in pain and "b" in brains with no lips?
Mason Miller
>>136713534
James Thompson
>>136713274Third one rules, its actually a goth romeo and juliet hiding in a zombie franchise- has a terrible small subplot with lame third act characters in a sewer, but beyond that its a gem
Michael Mitchell
>>136713706
Jose James
>Cant you stop being a contrarian for a day? Shaun of the Dead was unironically one of the best movies of the 2000s
James Lee
>>136712284Actually Ignorance Is Bliss... so....
Julian White
>>136713918You've never met anybody cool at all you fucking sperg
Samuel Baker
>>136713368don't these zombies have human echo location or somethingif you were the last man on earth literally every zombie on earth would be crawling towards you
Angel Hall
What about a zombie movie where the zombies have to eat people to be cured? Like braaaaains are literally the cure and make you immune to the whole thing?
Asher Brooks
>>136713033sneedpost
Gavin Rodriguez
>>136720387>rotting, shambling corpse covered with injuries incompatible with life>eats brains>turns back into a human>dies again because of rot and injuriesShut up, Kip. You bodaggit.
Connor Turner
>>136720826Wouldnt the brain just kill the virus, and then shut you down
Caleb Foster
>>136713033Wait two weeks
Brody Wilson
>>1367132743 is good. Lotta awkward boners, though. 4 and 5 and shit.
Nolan Cox
>>136718873Woke as fuck? Yes, I know.
Colton Diaz
>>136719939fuck off to reddit samefagno upvotes here
Andrew Peterson
>>136713263Road Hogs 2
Tyler Nelson
>>136717430Only sort of related, but this reminds me of my favorite Lovecraft short story, which is basically about underwater zombies stalking a German U-boat
Owen Harris
>>136720387
Brandon Evans
>>136713868retard
Carter Gomez
>>136713534>>It also makes fun of how stupid and fake punk rockers are.>watch movie 10 years ago>start listening to horror punk regularly to this day
Benjamin Lee
>>136714714Literally the only good scene in the movie. Fulci is an overrated hack.
Chase Robinson
>>136713033Masturbate
Angel Anderson
>>136713274Do you like Misfits songs, zombies and really cheesy rockabilly shit? You will like ROTD3. It's my favourite horror movie.
Samuel Hall
>>136724162i watched 2 around the same time i watched 1 many years ago, i just assumed 3 would be similar quality to 2 and never watched it. you just sold it to me, thanks
Daniel Rodriguez
>>136724211Have fun mate. youtube.com
Eli Thompson
>>136713706The return of the cooming dead
Jordan White
>>136713033Fuck a zombie. Duh.Then immediatly regret it as I turn into a zombie and realize once all the humans are gone and theres no more brains, I'll be in pain indefinitely.