WEBM THREAD: Not Dead Games Edition

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Sorry for the lack of vidya webms.

Man I wish all games had a fat black guy cheering you on at all times.

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should spoiler those video games

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Did she died?

source on the trap pls

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yes

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So, are you just gorespamming to "keep the cuckchanners and neofaggots away" or you just like it?

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What the hell is going on in that first one?

Isn't it kinda useless when it's spoilered?

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my old man used to hunt them with AK47

I believe they are siphoning out the blood from his throat to keep him alive while they cut off his face. Spics are subhuman.

what show?

But why? What's the fucking story. And did they cut off his limbs? Jesus Christ, I've never seen something so horrifying.

This is just what Mexican and Brazilian cartel gangs do - cut off feet, hands, face then head. There's a good reason why groups like BOPE dress and act like literal death squads.

"In the “Valley of Kings”, a world where magic is acknowledged as reality, an annual grand tournament sponsored by the King and Queen is being prepared. Young Adrian Velba works all year in the combat school of Master Jansen to participate. Sadly, Adrian’s partner suddenly falls ill and deserts. Since it is a duo tournament, the young boy is forced to give up his dream… until Richard Aldana, a hunk with bearish manners comes out of nowhere to unexpectedly ally himself with Adrian."

The fuck is this shit?

why

You've never seen or been around wild boar, I take it. Those fuckers are mean as shit.

Probably to send a message to the opposing cartel or the world in general, most likely go the extra mile just for the sake of torture

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Boar hunting is actually necessary. They can completely fuck up fields and crops. They're also aggressive and attack livestock as well as people and pets.

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Normally it would be because animals are fucking delicious, but with wild boars it's because they're a fucking menace to everything.

Aren't boars fucking delicious anyway?

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It's LastMan. That's the plot of the comic book. The animated series is some sort of boxing match meets lovecraftian horror. It's pretty rad considering it's french.

8ch.net/co/res/925576.html#926678

lol russian boards also break any woman who stumbles there

God put creatures made of meat on this earth for man to enjoy.
Eating a creature is one such form of enjoyment.
What greater purpose can, say, a cow hope for, than to be made into a culinary work?

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That's really too bad hunters got those into america and haven't been able to clean up the mess ever since, huh?

You miss out

I'm generally again hunting but wild boars are a dangerous species that where introduced, so they just are there to shit on the ecosystem. Thats why they need to be controlled.

That is an excellent video, thanks.

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They also fuck up the ecosystem, I believe in most areas they are classified as an invasive species.

They did hiding in the coffin again? That was in Blood Money. But you have to sit through the credits to do it.

They are an invasive species in all of North America.

Your welcome, I put the his channel's name in the filename, he has a bunch of video's like that one.

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trying to find some music video
it was like vaporwave, but quicker paced, japanese stuff again, i remember some guy dancing on the street

Зачем ты несешь сюда это говно с мочепараши?

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Ant people, japs are fucking ant people.

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Well this game just came out today, Decided to give it a shot because it looked cool, and was made by Wayforward.

It's pretty good so far, for a flop movie game.

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Could've fooled me

Spoiler that shit

am I supposed to know what any of this means?

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Rip

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At least it's better then boondocks and DSP

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Fun fact, that cat webm comes from a Japanese film. None of the animals were harmed in the making of it, but they did take mind of how they would've acted in the real situation then doused the cat and rats in food coloring and chemicals to make them act as they are.

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turn in your badge user

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It was the first song of their I ever heard. MuhPologizes

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That wasn't a light pole, that was pure karma

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This shit is gold.

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Is that VA who I think it is?

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I just like this version of that song better.

Me too user. I tried stealing it and posting it here but the file size is too big, and I'm to computer retarded to do anything about it.

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holy shit i thought i was good at DMC4

NO FUCKING STICKS

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It's actually easier to cuhrazy on keyboard for most people.

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Couldn't agrwe more, user

Fuck me, agree*

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Source for the second one?

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Devil May Cry has fantastic Cutscenes. But Dante's line

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the fuck

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third webm sauce?

I was hoping someone would redo the video for that.

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Try again, mate.

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This was either made by a vegetarian or one sick motherfucker… probably both

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props, nigger. this is one of my favorite short stories. i give you 3 upvotes.

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Holy shit, delete this

how is the FPS impact for the webms?

Near the end of those cutscenes my fingers started twitching in anticipation.
best boss fight was the angel fucker with the shield

Ah You mean Frank West

pls no bully

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Could be the case that he was in the bush doing something/hunting something else and it started to charge him. Boar can fuck you up.

spics aren't fucking human.

The same shitty french one that they keep posting every fucking webm thread.

Please, tell me about your vegan crossfit lifestyle,commie faggot. Boar are a pest, they need to be culled.

requesting take back our future a message from the alt right

I got this, does it count?

now that the limit is up to 16mb, cartoons are actually watchable.

Blinky > Pinky > Sue > Inky
That's the order I would fug them in.

nah thats not what im looking for. I saw it posted a few days ago, but i was on my phone so i didnt get the chance to save it. embed related

Cartoons have always been watchable.

yeah, the short 10 minute ones, but the 20 minute ones didn't turn out that well. Do you have any 20 min webm's of cartoons?

No problemo user

wat… oh. lol

One Job user

That's not Shakespearian user, This is Shakespearian.

Did he kill himself?

Made some OC

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Did you stop posting these at some point after the switch to 16MB? The last one I had saved was S1E7. Maybe I missed a bunch of them being posted?

is that the fucking Rick and Morty VA or whatever?

If you did play DmC you wouldn't be scared, You would just be angry at how inferior literally everything is.

Nobody likes you, vegan.

nice shit

here is a Webm about the real Vergil to balance things out.

A Lot of centurions drank, smoked and ate bacon.

That first one is pretty nuts. Sounds silly but I keep a pen in my pocket to fight to death against kidnappers.

Requesting that someone post *that* Love Live! .mp4 from a few webm threads ago

*You know that one I’m talking about*

Anyone have the webm of a bandit sneaking up on some NPCs in STALKER?

Just because the man is unaware that boars are a super invasive species and need to be hunted doesn't make him a commie. I'm against hunting for the most party simply because most fags just kill the animal and they don't even eat the meat of what they killed nor do they make good use of its corpse. Not saying all hunters do this, but a fair majority do.

Really makes you think.

The man used the smallest shittiest hook in his kit and you fell for it

Holy shit what Doom Wad is this?

why?

I'm pretty sure thats Brudal Doom 64

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why is the song slightly different?

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That's some pretty cool shit with the magnets there.

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whoa

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Whats with console players always looking at the fucking ground. jesus it makes my neck hurt.

Thanks very much user, I was feeling bad and that immediately restored my mood.

This is what happen when people tell me to keep it vidya related.

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When Russian women are single for too long they commit domestic abuse on themselves.

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I want to tell kaban everything will be okay even though I know it won't.

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second grandest anyways

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Someone I used to know had a brother who would hunt them with a knife.

Did she dieded? I hope so. Or at least in hospital for life.

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You mean knife? Or just buy a gun.

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High level ELEX gameplay

that's stupid the mexican narco is not going to kidnap you unless you are a mexican living in mexico

how do people even allow themselves to be slowly murdered with knives?

by being tied ?

most people think they re tough until they get a gun pointed at their head

You're missing the point. Why would you carry a pen for self defense instead of a knife or gun.

Besides, even if you aren't kidnapped by spics you have to watch out for niggers.

This thread is cancer

It fits right in on Holla Forums then

it seems preferable to being flayed and chopped up alive as an example

Mark said he would b& them for it, but didn't touch the issue ever again

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This webm is cancer

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fukken downloaded

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would have been perfect if it wasn't for the ponies and the forced saiyan hair.

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that would have been a great scene if it wasnt LOOK AT HOW FEMINIST WE ARE

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it looked like shit

Nice. Here's one I made a while ago. wouldn't an instrumental version fit better though

was the second the guy who got hunted by spics with a drone early this year or late last year, I think you could see him on his computer from the drone cam and there were a lot of spics approaching the apartment, he was on the top floor iirc I didn't really follow the story as I had some shit to deal with irl but it looked like a funny situation and have been curious about it since

how does that contradict what I said?

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even without the FEMENIST thing, it still looks like shit and retarded.

FUCKING GARBAGE

That was trying so hard it could have jumped over Fonzi

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yeah funny how I was talking about that exact bit you retards
do you actually understand what feminist iconography is/why it is bad or do you just see a chick with a gun and get triggered?

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… Were you being sarcastic then? Because I'm saying the scene is garbage because A) I'm not sure why she's completely naked under her coat? B) The addition of the blood texture as a single whole texture instead of gradually since the blood is raining on her is a shitty fucking job. And C) You seem to be saying "This scene would have been good if it wasn't for what I'm saying is why you think it's bad"

NOTHING in that scene is good, user, NOTHING

It starts off "OK she through a grenade at a good time." and then it get's progressively more retarded. I don't have a problem with the idea of a woman who can fight properly but this is just dumb as shit.

Judging by only this It looks as if it's going to just be BJ constantly getting his ass saved by side characters instead of him being the bad ass he should be.

Goddamn it I liked the first game.

the scene would have been good if she wasnt naked under the coat, an undershirt would have be enough
that would have solved most of the problems with the scene
the problem with the cutscene is that it combines

now if she wasnt naked she would fit the Ripley archetype of a strong woman protecting her offspring that dont need no man ← this is eh, I can deal with it tier

with her naked she instead fits the full fertility worship checklist of the tribal witch archetype that actively preys on men, think the witch from the first Witcher ← this is blatantly misandric and what feminists actually worship

read a book nigger

user this has nothing to do with the blood texture issue the user you were addressing was referring to.

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see

the post references are wrong way around but eh

The scene would have been good if they put some more effort into it.
She had a bit of fire on the back of her canvas or leather jacket, but by the time she throws it it's entirely aflame. Given it's a military jacket, shouldn't it be *somewhat* flame resistant? Also you can clearly see that the jacket and her shirt underneath aren't attached to each other, so why did she take her shirt off?

Again, the blood texture just appears on her back, there is no gradualness to it and you can see it literally suddenly appear in the cutscene. The transition from seeing her backside to her front would have been a fine place to add the blood texture in comparison to what they did.

Why is she firing with her eyes closed?

The scene is meh at best.

no the scene would not have been good if they put more effort into it, it would still be clearcut manhating feminazi bullshit

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Anyone know were can i get this videos that isnt porntube and shit like that?

any retard in here or a nip can make it work with all those elements, but the current year +2 dev cant

Lets look at how The New Order did a woman fighting better

BJ meats Caroline an Old War friend She's paralyzed now due to shit in the war happening. They joke about who had it worse the fact shes paralyzed or that BJ was in a vegetable for 14 years.
Caroline is the leader of the resistance and is planing and giving orders the whole game, BJ respects her and hopefully so does the player.
latter in the game BJ and his team find the chamber with all the advanced magic JEW technology, There is a Power suit and BJ immediately says the should give it to Caroline.
Later Caroline now wearing the Suit and saves BJ's ass.

New order Got me to care about the characters first. The girl in that webm is BJ's wife who was also in the new order and I liked her in that game too, but the way she in that webm is unrecognizable to how she was in the last game, I could believe she would be able to fight competently but that webm is over the top stupid.

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Does anyone have the Yuri breathing webm? I didn't save it and now I'm regretting it.

Do MP4s count?

god fucking damn it

Here's the source man, convert it for me
eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=203901&n=ghost_enf_mouse.swf

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here you go friend
Also shit taste

Please accept my humble OC

looks good

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What's the source?

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the best tony awards opening featuring a faggot XD

Pens can be taken anywhere and are quite dangerous.