Dawn of war 3 free weekend

haha, oh wow

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pls play my game

;_;

I'd play it if they paid me tbh

you know, I've done worse with my pirating before. but I still don't feel like it - even at the price of free

This is just embarrassing…

The sad part is that Relic is so retarded that they probably have no idea why people don't want to bother with their shitty abortion of a Dawn of War sequel.

B–b-b-BUT 40K IS DOING SUPER WELL! THIS GAME SHOULD BE A HIT LIKE OUR NEW EDITION WITH MATT WARD'S HERO GUILLMAN!!

DON'T FORGET ABOUT AGE OF SIGMAR! IT'S FINALLY PICKING UP GUYS AFTER WE ADDED POINTS! EVERYTHING THAT TIES TO GAMES WORKSHOP IS GREAT!

WHY ARE TABLETOP GUYS NOT PLAYING AGE OF SIGMAR!? THEY WANT MORE BLOODBOWL, AND DON'T LIKE THAT NEW FEMALE SIGMAHREEN WE MADE!? OR THOSE STEAMPUNK DWARFS?! FUCKING ASS-HOLES!

I honestly forgot this game existed. I stopped caring about GW after seeing the fagtastic Steam Punk Dwarfs that look absolutely retarded, and they're doing little or nothing with Blood Bowl.

Nothing short of a total redesign will get me interested again. Hope they may one day learn from their failure here, but I doubt they will. Also can't wait to see them screw up the new AoE game next.

surely you jest
oh, you weren't

No thank you. I didn't even want to pirate it

Doubt many people will install it considering the fact that it means you're going to be spending at least one of the free days just downloading it.

So how much of the 50GB is uncompressed video?

Well, I was gifted it a bit ago and blew over 30 hours on it. If I didn't have DoW 1 to compare it to, I wouldn't even say it's a horrible game. It does some things right. Granted I didn't even really try bearing the campaign and just played skirmishes against the AI but I feel like I experienced everything it had to offer. Some moments felt grand enough to even feel fun.
That was the most fun I had in the entirety of my play time. Regardless, the game is held back by a shitton of stupid decisions, like only putting In THREE PLAYABLE RACES, upgrades to your army and elite units behind a level grind, limited customization in the army painter, elite units in general making it feel like warcraft 3 mixed with starcraft. In short the game is obviously not worth the price, but it may be worth the bandwidth if you have a hardon for Titans stomping ork and eldar ass.

There's also a Vermintide free weekend, if you want to play something decent.

cool ill check it out

Jokes on them I just reinstalled soulstorm with mods and Im gonna play all weekend to spite them

Probably the skins, there's not much maps or even map editor tools yet.

Wtf

3/4 probably.

Oh yeah, the update trailer, it's a mirror.

What a shame

So what's different from the first DoW that makes everyone hate it?

This game is a clusterfuck of wasted potential. Well, there's nothing left for 40K anyways, GeeDubs is already capitulating to a bunch of betamales and feminazis archive.is/JksMr I weep for /tg/

But all other ASSFAGGOTS are free all the time :^)


>(((Bell of Lost Shills)))
I vomited a little already

For me the worst part of this article was the comment section. I expected to scroll down and see righteous 40k fan rage and vitriol attempting to expel Marxism from the hobby. Instead I saw a lot of apologists, subversives, and spineless pleas to escape condemnation as sexist. I never thought this shit would come to 40k but I guess I was wrong.

Can someone actually make an argument agains this game instead of just repeating what they heard someone else say?

Yes
So far the only thing good about this game is the soundtrack

Damn. This shit is all about hitting buttons to activate spells and shit..

It's another ASSFAGGOTS game.

Don't you need friends to enjoy vermintide?

Since everybody is calling it a MOBA without explaining, I guess I'll do it. The game essentially ditched a lot of the old mechanics that made Dawn of War what it was, like getting rid of the cover mechanics. The game was designed around one game mode, where the objective is destroy a particular building (I think it was some kind of generator. Can't recall exactly since I only played it during the open beta) guarded by a big tower that you have to destroy first. To destroy this tower you'll need a lot of filler units to soak up damage from the tower, but since these units do shit for damage, you'll need hero units do do the majority of the damage. Sound at all familiar? The game's an unholy fusion of MOBA and RTS, but it's missing what made either of those genres work. It's become a MOBA where one player controls all of the minions and heroes.

They said they were going back to basics while retaining every innovation from the DoW 1 and 2, what happened? fucking pre-order skins, not-MOBA shilling by a bunch of tryhard faggot e-celebs, no cover system because their new audience of dumb faggots think it's too hard to reposition their squads. You know what I expected? I enjoyed the customization of your army to have specialist units and shit, because that's how Codex books for factions and armies are done, you what they fucking did? a leveling system to unlock the better units, little to no personal customization of your commanders, elites, and basic units because fuck you, here's a fucking skin, campaign is not looking good, no fucking synch kills anymore because muh balancing, your heroes and titan units for example, the Imperial Knight can wreck armies that take 15 mins to build, within 30 secs. And still no fucking map editor, so wait for dem Relic updates with shitty gimmick maps.

40k should just die gracefully right this moment before GW starts pandering to leftists in their desperation. Also, we'll never get a Dark Heresy or Rogue Trader cRPG so I might as well kill myself now.

welcome to the current year plus two of gaming
its going to get worst
i hope you are playing your backlog

It's basically L4D, so there you go.

the list keeps going but fuck dude, that game is shit and the devs are worse

See you in a week

Except the AI is totally broken and it's filled with game breaking bugs.