Snek da best

Why are there so few good snake video games? I don't mean shit like slither.io and snake, but games that actually feel like snake movement. Snake Pass is so comfy and satisfying, but it is a little floaty for my tastes.
Are there any other good snake games with good snake physics?

Snakes are boring and ugly. Shit meme.
What I want is a horse game. As in, like a horse sim. Or one where you're playing in first-person on a horse ranch. Preferably with an option to fuck one of the horses if they like you enough.
Also, dubs thread?

You sound like you might be a faggot.

disgusting cloaca

I'm arachnophobic as fuck and I still have no doubt spider is the best from that animu.

>>>/pone/
Horsefuckers out.

Manako a best.

But there are lots of Snake games.

Snake and Ladder still best game of all time.

Go be a faggot on some other board

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lewd

10/10 Would plop with.

Maybe I fucked up by having an anime picture. I want games where you play as literal snakes, not some snake anime girl. It was just an image that I had laying around.

Well if you're being genuine, then fine. I thought it was another thinly veiled waifu circlejerk thread.

yep, now your thread is going to get flooded by /monster/
the only way to save it, is by posting pictures and webms about snake pass and other vidya with actual snakes

i have absolutely nothing to contribute to this discussion at all but i just wanted to post pictures of snakes in hats.

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*Lala

If they didn't wrap me they could lick me all they want all over my body.

that Cobra is cute, i 'll try to get me one

How can you tell animals don't fucking hate putting things on them?

But, holy fuck, those snakes are too cute.


Isn't Lala that one sexily and romantically murderous fish bitch?

Are you going to go into a despairing rage when it dies of old age?

How is that a bad thing?

It depends on the object and animal. Generally, if an animal doesn't like something being on it, it will try to remove it, and/or vocalize displeasure, assuming it has the ability. This happens some of the time. Much of the time, it's met with total apathy.

Are there any animal simulation games out there where a snake is available?

You are thinking of Mero, Lala is the Dulahan.

Horse pussy > Snake cloaca

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This man has the right idea
Cloaca is absolutely disgusting

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Xcom 2

Loli Alice > Alice

nah

never heard of this game you stupid fucking faggots?

that will never stop being satisfying.

Came here to post this (But not the GIF, that was awesome)

Looks delicious.

They'll spam the thread about their unoriginal fetish instead of video games or regular, much more interesting, snakes.

what is that?

Fuck this world.

What do you mean they are not videogames?

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is that a fucking hat? did she kill a lamia to make a hat?!
da fuck is THAT?!

its the monster girl version of this monster from mh4u.

You need to leave user.

Najarala is more like a beaked reptilian mongoose than a snake.

No poop today.