Webm Thread: '20mb When?' Edition

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why stop there? we could do some real magic with 24

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cease

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That is the best thing i'v ever fucking seen.

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Instructions unclear, currently burning in hell for sodomy.

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what did she mean by this

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I'm so conflicted.
On the one hand, she's clearly degenerate and must be exterminated.
On the other hand, she clearly wants the dick.

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Very few guys can convince a girl that she needs the dick.

Obviously the answer is that you exterminate her with your dick.

Look at those eyes, user.
Those are the eyes of a parched woman who probably hasn't had genuine contact with a man in months, maybe even years.
She needs it, user.

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I like your thinking.

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just like, holocaust her womb

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and what's with the shaking?

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If only mark had watched this.

here's the full degeneracy

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beat me to that punchline

Look at those eyes, man.
Those fucking eyes. Wide, dilated, and focused.
She's fucking aware of how bad she wants it.

SOMEBODY GIVE THIS WOMAN WHAT SHE NEEDS

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Why does't she go get it? Whats she afraid of? Whats she hiding?

you fucking faggot what are you trying to do? force me to play halo 1,2&3 by using feels?!
Also, what happened with all that autism in bungie?

any suggestions on what to play?

She's a woman, user.
Women will never chase for anything, because they always expect it to come to them.
That's why some women will perpetually sit in their houses with their 15 cats, because they expect hot fresh dick to just fall into their lap any day.

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wew

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If you need to emulate. Replay one of those games you loved as a kid.

Why does this capture the feeling of a fever dream so well?

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please go back to your cuckshed

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not just that, on 4:10 she said she likes the transparent one because she can see the "textures". Is that even relevant to her "sexologist"?

maybe suicide isn't so bad after all

nobody would be bitching if she was a nip

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Look at the replies, even right now not that many people are bitching about it. You americans are to prude, there is nothing wrong with sex.

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WHEN WILL WE FUCKING PURGE MARXISM
IT IS A CULT THAT MUST BE DESTROYED UTTERLY

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Of course it isn't.
That's a covert Freudian slip, implying that she would love to see some

HOT DICKINGS

go into her cooch.
Obviously.
Dr. Tran would be happy to comply.

We can dream, user.

Yes, and?

Because it's a well-known fact that the Japanese aren't human

I promise I'll have new stuff by next WebM thread

final fantasy, crash bandicoot, spiro, gran turismo, wip3out, croc…
and to think I don't even like platformers or racing games any more.

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Get out.

>destroy everyone that likes Marxism

Sounds a little communistic there doesnt it user

What was the process that lead you to think that?

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That's from the tv broadcast so it's obviously censored. He says normalfags on the DVD

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so progressive

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last image is very fitting with all her rec of gloves. I prefer doing it bare.

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Imagine dicking her to submission

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I don't know why I've made this but here it is

wut

She's really cute, and the braces make her look like she's still a teenager. But she is a bit fucking bonkers.

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Even the idea of allowing you to kill a child in a video game is enough to get your game marked AO.

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Except there are games where you can kill kids that didn't get that rating like Fallout 2.

Except neither allows you to kill kids and the developers of both have said that letting you kill kids would be going too far. The ending of Postal 1 is postal dude going into a school and deciding that he couldn't kill the kids.

is that Clint Howard with the tar stained mouth?

Oh, my sides. I always get a giggle out of these mashups.

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

I can think of several games off the type of my head where the player can kill children and not get an AO rating. Also, if you release it on PC then you don't have to deal with the ESRB, you can slap a "graphic content" label on the game so the housewife syndicate doesn't spam you on social media and be done with it.

I think there's a mod for Hatred that's a school shooting. But I want an FPS, I want to see the terrified look in the eyes of those fucking chads and staceys, and the fucking nerdy dorks too. Fuck the chads and staceys for being obnoxious twats, and fuck the nerds for having no spine. Fuck em all

the idea that kids should have this immunity is so fucking retard.
i'm sorry because it's not really on-topic but i just really want to rant here.
in conclusion, if there is a man's life at stake and a child's life at stake and you can only save one, always always always choose the man.

I'm not sure about the directing they've chosen to go in with the humour in the new Dum and Dumber film.

Male growth hormones.

Have a calming gondola. You seem like you need one.

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this is a test webm made for testing

WHY DON'T YOU CROP YOUR FUCKING WEBMS!

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Remember this Roman proverb:
The one who buggers fire burns his penis.

That would actually be pretty fucking hilarious. I dig it.

Why do the marching soldiers look like doomguy?

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How do I make it stop hurting?

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realize it was always a mediocre console shooter

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Suicide

You make it stop hurting by realizing that the entire system was designed with the intention of distracting you and taking all of your money. Microsoft only wanted to turn you upside down and shake the change out of your pockets; they had no intention of truly creating a real work of art.

I got the games used. I'm pretty sure my cash went to gamestop instead.

I don't know, fever dreams aren't usually amusing.

Not that I think halo is particularly great, but you can be paid to make something and still want to make something good.

how

just think of all the pixel mess anime episodes you could watch here on Holla Forums for free with an increased file size limit

Oh boy I can't wait!

it will really rile up the goons at least ;^)

Detective conan was always such a weird concept to me. IIRC conan was a guy, but turned into a kid, but still has an old girlfriend. Did the creator just like /ss/ a lot? What is the point of conan being a kid?

True. In fact, I believe that until maybe 5-10 years ago, most developers working in the gaming industry put up with the bullshit because they genuinely loved making video games. The highly respected ones got better jobs looking over a bunch of fucking idiots, and the rest of them threw their hands in the air and quit… replaced by a bunch of fucking idiots.

The next time I see some soyboy hipster numale tell me video games "should be art", I'm going to kick him in his nonexistent balls.

Video games aren't art. They're better. Stop babying customers and stifling creativity, corporate assholes.

Anything will rile them up at this point.

These people need to die.

Did he leave a passenger in there? Kek if true.

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I wouldn't rule it out, but it was likely just a ploy to get kids to watch it.

is that fucking Zoe Quinn's retarded pitch of a video game?

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I couldn't help myself

fucking hell what's the limit now? 16MB?
I've been fucking about trying to get this thing below 10 but mostly fucking about because my script is written entirely by trial and error.
Got it down to just over 1MB so I'm pretty happy with it. It's also OC, hot off the presses.

never make anything ever again

I love it, keep making oc man.

Maybe keep making OC, I don't know.

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Saved, is there a source?

Fresh off the presses with some new webums.

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Thank you for that Phil Fish webm user, I thoroughly enjoyed it

What a sperging faggot

Your estrogen shots are making you moody, user

"He who must not be named."
You'd think these shitlibs who love Harry Potter would've also taken his stance on not giving Voldemort's name power.

Fucken hell, want to post a few but filesize too big. startpage doesn't yeild results on how to use FFMPEG. Do I only lower the bitrate? I'll try looking that up.

why should I even bother posting

I'm going to be getting a new PC soon.
Was a poorfag in high school when I got my current PC back in 2009, now I have a ton of money.
Gonna get an AMD Threadripper 1950X and have fun making webms at the speed of sound with 16 cores/32 threads.
Can't wait…

Just look at his faggy face, you know he went to fap to real gay porn right after he shot the vid

enjoy your wangblows 10 cock in your mouth

I've always thought that this guy was one of the more obnoxious male pornstars, but after that, fuck it, mad respect to the guy.

I hope she will be jailed for corrupting underaged

Counting down the days before this comes out.

Jokes on you- I run Linux!

With large encoder/decoder overhead that's going to get a lot worse with AV1.

dunno about the lore but a lot of the rest of the webm is just the 343 devs saying shit like "big, cinematic, competitive" and the bungie devs saying "it needs to be fun"

I absolutely love VP9 and Opus working together for the best WebM compression, the only thing I wish VP9 did better was sensible usage of multiple CPU cores for encoding.

Technical explanation of why it is so limited:
stackoverflow.com/questions/41372045/vp9-encoding-limited-to-4-threads

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Evolution of the VP9 encoder was stopped after x265 dominated the market

The sad part is Google owns and uses GPU encoding version of VP9 which nobody has ever gotten access too

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I found a familiar face

yes it is

This is too god damn cute not to share again

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anyone got the Darkest Dungeon webm from last thread? I thought I saved it, apparently not.

He's not wrong about traps being gay but he's dishing out all kinds of cringe

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the one in the far left is fucking the director

she pads her chest

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We need 24mb soon. 16mb is coold because I can now attach two 8mb webm's to a post, and most of the older ones are 8mb. But we had a 10mb limit for like a week or a few days, I have barely any webm's just under 10mb, but I have a shitload of 12mb webms. If we had 24mb limit, I could attach two of them to a single post.

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Know if we get the upload limit up to 20mb I might be able to compress whole episodes of Star Trek down to a watchable quality and post them here.

So how does one go about making a gondola? I think this one could really work well with it.

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Give me a good gondola pic and I can paste him in there.

in webm please

sauce

you don't wanna see it, it's a fake ass cancer youtube video… but I post the source anyway.

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Working on a pic, but what about music? This is pretty comfy and I don't think it's been used before.
youtube.com/watch?v=uv2Dko2EB9A

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Here's a real quick version; not the best with photoediting.

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I thought slavs were supposed to be fun. God knows they don't have anything else going for them.

working on it right now, but as it turns out this is not as easy as I thought it would be. I have attached a shitty preview, the camera is not steady.

He talks how it's a special forces tier tazer that knocks people unconscious un inder 1 second, how neck is the most vulnerable part of the body, and how he gonna taze himself to put his endurance to a test.

this webm is pure gold

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Ah, shit just noticed that the camera moves in the footage, so the Gondola looks way off. The shade is also completely different, so it stands out. Making this shit is hard.

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I guess he's cat-atonic

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How old is it?
It's from 2010, I believe?

Holla Forums is the slav board.

ОБРАТНО НА РАКАЧ БЫДЛО

Нульчепетуха забыли спросить.

It's probably from time period after the 2ch died and before 2-ch was sold to mudslime.

ah shit sorry for doubleposting im drunk

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Good riddance tbh. It was distilled, concentrated
C A N C E R
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Flagrant avatarfags, namefags and even fucking tripfags everywhere, elitist 12 year olds and upachka refugees, chat threads, a fuckmothering dedicated rosen maiden cabal chat threads, and to top it off every once in a while an edgy butthurt faggot would flood the whole chan with arbitrary crap to the point where all actual threads are wiped off the board and none of them could survive for longer than a couple of minutes without you bumping them all the time. Fuck it, fuck all of it to hell, and fuck you sideways with a rake for as much as implying it was superior to what we got now.

My sides are smithereens.

Tried to stabilizes it a bit, but it's not that easy with my old hardware. I can't preview it properly until it's fully rendered. In premiere it looks stable, but once the video is rendered it still bounces around.

Trendy social network for kids run by a literal actual fucking mudslime who supports ISIS and bitches about Assad and islamophobia on twitter? Yeah, nah, I'd take occasional nigrawipe over that, at least it gets rid of normalfags.

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nice

That Lastman? seems a bit more lewder than I had in mind.
great

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Thicknigger btfo again.

goddamn these methods are fucking sad. Just buy an onahole, the good ones only cost 20 bucks.

I was talking about original 2ch, not pedalchan, you nigger.

This is very true. Halo 2 wasn't the greatest game ever because they had to scrap everything and churn out a product during the final year of development. Bungie was committed to making a quality product to the point where they threw out their fancy new rendering engine and physics engine so they could make something that'd at least be playable. They could have kept their shitty engines and released a broken product, but they didn't. Then you look at Halo 3 and see how autistic they are about the detail in the game. Bungie cared about Halo immensely.
And then they made the mistake of signing a contract with Activision. What a fucking terrible idea that was, they gain their independence just to contract themselves into another decade of servitude to a major publisher. You look at early concept art for Destiny and it looks so much more interesting. It was like more like space D&D with giant frogs and robot wizards and stuff, it looked great. But the released product lets us know that Activision came in, ripped the concept art down and said "Fuck you! We paid you to make another Halo trilogy! NOW MAKE US ANOTHER FUCKING PLATINUM SELLING SCI-FI FPS!"

Nothing has changed with transition from Zooey to Augustina, sans domain name. You only start seeing any improvement after The Monkey takes over.

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THIS IS WHAT ABUCUCKS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
DON'T FORGET TO BUY PASSCODE AND JOIN THE OFFICIAL 2CH GROUP IN VK, ALL THE COOL HIKKIES GO THERE

Good goyim. Trust those popular opposition internet websites for social networking underages called "russian imageboards". Where even memes are either islamic or jewish, the most kosher memes on the internet. Don't forget your daily dose of urine.

Have you ever played the old Marathon games, or therir games before? Have you ever read the manuals for them? (I'm not being accusatory, I'm gushing with you) They're all fucking great. It's very clear that Bungie just loves making video games, for video gaming's sake.

webm unrelated

I've played Oni, but that's as old as gets for me and Bungie games. They've always enjoyed making games and I appreciate that immensely. Sucks that Destiny ended up becoming a pile of corporate meddling shit.

the cancer killing gaming

Gaming is just an artistic expression of political opinion, tbh. You should forget those games you've played for fun, they are just as dead as russian imageboards.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

What's wrong? Russian libtards are our best allies, they are pro-Trump and anti-leftist.

Now that's just disgusting, not lewd.

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I'd expect you to say something about the 2ch but no you just went straight for meme spouting, basically proving that you have no idea what 2ch was like before it went tits up. Pity. Luckily for you, the internet archive has a fair number of the old 2ch snapshots so you can just go there and see for yourself just what magnitude of utter cancer was cultivated in it. That webm I posted has the rose tinted glasses in it for a reason, the reason is 2ch had been shit from the beginning, it was many times over worse than plebbit is today, and I for one appreciate a mod crew that BTFO royally all the namefags and other cancerous shit *cough4amcough* and put a stop to DoS attacks.

Nigger.
Double nigger.

Russian libs are the classic economical left, not culturally marxist progressive left. Which instantly makes them million times better.

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She clearly wants CHILD dick. We have to kill her.

Get the fuck out.

соус?

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cheeky cunt

Nigger, humanity used to have real people fight each other to the death for their own amusement. Fictional scenarios represented in video games aren't contributing to the deterioration of the moral fibre of the west. if you think they are and that having some taboo subject tackled by a video game would cause this, then congratulations, you're a fucking retard who can't separate fiction from reality and need to go back.
>>>/cuckchan/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/out/

no idea

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Marathon was good and they had some old top down maze game with minotaurs in it and even that was pretty darn fun despite just being a tile based maze game

but honestly I didn't like Halo much because it's so slow and floaty. Marathon was high speed jousting shit like Doom, I dunno why they went so much slower and floatier with Halo.

Seems interesting,might give it a watch
For some reason France is one of the most relevant countries in terms of european animation

You don't fucking say.

well Ive gotta agree with the other guy, you are a fucking retard

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This sounds divine, and yet it is allowed to exist alongside this trash

Are you referring to the roman Colosseum? If I remember correctly, the people didn't fight to the death unless they were criminals already sentenced to death.

t. degenerate

Okay, I'm triggered.

Perhaps they wanted a series that catered to a different, new audience?

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I formally request your self-termination by chlorox

I formally decline and request your own.

Hello goon

Do you really believe that?

this nigga gay as fuck

You have to be confident in your sexuality to not be gay. I bet I could fuck a dude and still not be gay since im that confident im straight.

It's not a shaming tactic, it's me laughing at you because you're a retard. You're reading way too far into it.
Burden of proof lies upon the accuser, dumbass. You're the one who asserted video games make people degenerate, where's the proof?

Nice false flag SA must be really proud of you. >Cuck Drumpf amirite?
You're not fooling anyone

Uh, F.E.A.R. 2?

I want the jews gone as quickly as you do, but if you think we are winning in any category, you are delusional. Also, I didn't make any claims.

I think Bungie knew what they were doing with that; the pistol doesn't need oxygen to work, and it and the rifle are the only powder-based weapons in the game until Infinity. I don't remember if the SMG works in vacuum but I think it did and you're not supposed to have one in any vacuum levels anyway.

The gag with the rifle is that it is the shittiest possible rifle on all possible worlds in all possible timelines. It's in accurate, its grenade launcher does piddly damage and is a glorified master key (it can activate switches from afar), the damage is the lowest in the game and it canonically fires an anemic round, and it doesn't even have sights. iirc the Marathon 1 and 2 manual says something along the lines of
==Its absurd inaccuracy makes it useless at the ranges it was intended for; installing sights would be an insult to the operator.=

WHO IS THIS GUY I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR HIM FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT I LOVED HIS JAPANESS LESSONS WHEN I WAS A HIGH SCHOOL WEEB GODDAMN

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not only has the internet preserved the ORIGINAL SCORER's doom maps but the same thing has happened multiple times and also MW2's literal second level takes you through a school in Afghanistan.

Didn't that basically start with the creation of the Federal Reserve?

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I don't have the source sadly.
>implying (((they))) haven't used this tactic before

calm down, tumblr. Find him yourself.
(You) Here, I'll even try to get dubs on your behalf.

Boy, I hope Russia will send some cool planes to the war again.

Nice dubs but not what I'm looking for

Very nice bait, had me going for a second.

lets celebrate the removal of this cuckold with more degeneracy

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y tho

why not?

Report it, then.

i bet there's better threads or boards for this kind of discussion
definitely not Holla Forums and not webm thread

I don't use tumblr. why are you so mean? I just want to enjoy media. It's bad enough that every time I go outside I could be bricked by antifa; I don't need to have this sort of shade directed at me online just for wanting to enjoy things that don't hurt anyone else.

No, because that pertains to video games. It's on topic. Rants about a second Spanish civil war or cultural marxism in ways unrelated to video games belong somewhere else.

Are you a01572 reborn?

Cause as you said, it's degenerate.

Are you trying to provoke me, user?

if you want to be Holla Forums-tier autist at least attach webms to your post

here's an example

why yes to trigger reverse-SJWs ofcourse

I did nothing wrong to you, nor am I challenging your politics. Why are you being so needlessly mean to me? I just want to watch a churned-out JET man explain the Japanese language to me again for nostalgic reasons.

we pol now :^)

Nope, just this specific one. Just that the past points to this likely being a false flag.
This is 8/v/, do you think anyone here is unaware of Gamergate? Leftists trying to ruin video games is kind of a known fact.
See above. Yeah, we all know that already.

No shit Sherlock.

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Absolute garbage.

Kill yourself, you uncultured nigger.

Here's your (You) Now here's a dubs attempt

Who makes this garbage and how did he think it would be a good idea to put kike/nigger music over Hitler.

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user, I hate you.

Let me guess it's okay when anime does it.

Reminder: using someones post count as a response is similar to redditors who use the amount of karma a post has as an excuse to ignore it because it disagrees with them.

Well, here you go.

you are welcome to hate me all day long once you actually post a fucking webm in this thread instead of just shitposting

no

why does he continue reading things opposite, making replies literally not connected to the posts he is replying to ect
user I have a very strong suspicion that you are merely pretending, but in case you are not I think you may be schizophrenic and should seek help

and here I taking your bait

Not interested. I'm here for webms. I'm not even reading posts most of the time.

ikr

Can you anons post some porn since this thread is fucked

then I will post more degeneracy

and valve wants to nerf bhopping…

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(You) :^)

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admin he's doing it sideways

so is this guy just shit at vidya and used to playing cinematic experiences? or does this have some context.

You're not even trying anymore.

this level is utter bullshit
I wasted like 40 minutes trying to complete it
I guess this what happens when el casuel tries to complete it

Context is he jumps into a normal enemy and throws a fit over it.

more cs

but why? it wasnt far into the game or at a critical point. why would anyone get that mad about it?

new thread when

Because he's a retarded normalfag, who's used to the hand holding garbage triple A studios pump out today.

it probably was his millionth attempt and he's dying in the beginning without getting to actually hard part
that's frustrating

oh so my first assumption. shitty at vidya and used to "cinematic experiences"

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You are aware we have ids here right?#1 shill mistake Unless you're talking about yourself in third-person.
Nope, it's something I despise and want to stop. I do talk about it, it's entirely on topic when it comes to the game industry. You might want to ask Mark to stop deleting your posts though.

Grow up.

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well yeah
people get angry at themselves for doing stupid shit
like dropping a sandwich or losing in a childs vidyagaem
he just snapped

missclick im still drunk

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exactly. i was once stuck in traffic for a really long time and ended up running over a bunch of pedestrians and cyclists in the process.

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That's some wisdom right there

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RIP dc1671

Oh good, the goon is gone, back to our regularly scheduled programming

That's what you think.

You thinks goons are smart enough to Torpost? Or even change their IP?

so can i post more Holla Forums webms like these?

keikaku doori

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Sweden is worse than I thought

Like says. Goons aren't smart enough to Torpost or change IPs. He'll just get banned on his desktop, then his backup craptop, then his phone and then he'll be out of options.

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Please tell me this came from cuckchan

neat
comic is infinitely better though

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The webm came from here. And a kind user thought it'd be hilarious if he made the thumbnail undermeme He was right
(Checked)
Dubs confirm good taste. Comic is better and is more cohesive.

Looks like it'd apply to either chan to be honest. Animation is pretty decent though.

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Ah this guy, same dude who couldn't figure out that steam had to download portal as soon as it started installing and just kept repeatedly clicking on the icon and bitching about how it wouldn't start

Then years later he did one with windows 10 and bitched about how it forced you to upgrade in the middle of anything when you could turn on defer updates

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Original animator did an updated version as a patreon goal reward

Is she selling these fucking gloves or what?

Honestly the music is the worst part. It's just so low energy, and nigger-tier.

You're a gigantic fucking faggot.

nice

Nice dubs.

that's how i know you're newfag

he doesnt know

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shit

Nice, thanks!

SO SAY WE ALL

Know how I know where you're from?

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I still need that Deus Vult Darkest Dungeon webm from last thread btw.

kek

faggot is down over a hundred pounds now or something.

Yeah, he had a gastric bypass.

Holla Forums and Holla Forums are an alliance of nessesity, keep straight Holla Forumsshit on Holla Forums and straight Holla Forumsshit on Holla Forums
you ARE an invader here and are naturally met with hostility, dont pretend Holla Forumsacks wouldnt defend their own board when Holla Forumsirginfaggotry would start flooding it

saved with the force of a thousand suns

I know, just saying it's pretty fucking amazing. I was half expecting him to fuck up and re-expand his stomach, but he's really doing it.

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You will be the first and last faggot to say such a thing.

Nearly everybody screaming at that faggot on the recent Overgrowth thread was spewing that shit.

Just looked up what that is and it looks gay as fuck, user. Why were you in that games thread?

Same reason I go to Star Citizen threads. The better question is why the fuck are you saging?

most likely because you are a fucking outsider seeing how you literally never heard libera me before this thread

Why are you so upset, 9cee2c? Is it because your french television is filled with pozzed garbage?

Why aren't you?

(30) and not single webm
Reported.

I have a right to my post my letters without a webm.

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Nobody likes WebM autists

the limit is 16 mb smug webm man
get bent ;^)

Because I don't need to. Fuck off newfag.

Reminder to stop replying to faggots/bait. Keep it civil and clean in here.

SANCTUS CHRISTUS DEUS VULT

Context on that? That's a bomb going off right?

Syria iirc.

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It's like you faggots just try to make yourselves as obvious as possible.

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Retards. Retards everywhere.

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Ending to Talos Principle.webm

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I wasn't prepared for this game to be as gorgeous as it is

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1080p version

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Here familia.

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You can call it that, but I see more deer in-game than my last hunting trip.

I know that feel.

I want a racing game set in a world like that. I love playing shitty cars in shitty places.

So many posts, some good, many hidden.