Mario Kart

We're talking other kart racers too? I only played as Tails in SASRT unless some faggot picked him first, in which case I picked Eggman, Metal Sonic or Shadow depending on who is left because rarely anyone of those was. That only happened rarely but I never was pleased about it.

'Tis the truth though.

Donkey Kong Jr.
Wario
Mario
Paratroopa/Toadette
Luigi
didn't play
Honey Queen
didn't play

Super Circuit is unironically my favorite game with Double Dash as a close second

Anyone have one of these but for the current gen mario kart? Or can someone make one?

Toad
Koopa Troopa

Koopa > DK > Weegee >>> rest >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> toad

Guess this also counts even though its from a different game?

triggered

Reddit is a hell of a drug

MKDS was the best MK, prove me wrong you can't

Toad&Toadette

What if I like Mario Kart Lemmy because his win animation is the stupidest shit ever and makes me laugh? (skip to the end of the video)

Except for the online-shit which basically was run by cheating chinese-kids.

Yoshi for single player, Wario/Bowser for battle
I haven't played this in years. Last time I played it I just went Luigi/Waluigi
Dry Bones
Luigi
Wario/Bowser
Bumper

Speaking of MK, anyone remembers the utter butthurt caused by this ad for Blur?

The main reason why MK7 is dead, is because it's not DS.

You haven't dealt with those chinks at Mk8 who abuse the exploit of getting hit, they usually main as Morton.

Did anyone play that?

I did, it was pretty good.

Does it have online and alive?

Any of you fags try CTGP-7 yet?

dshack.org/store.php?page=file&fid=164

It's a mod for Mario Kart 7 that replaces pretty much every single map with community made ones and even a few karts

It's easy to install if you're not retarded. The official instructions tell you to install their launcher and/or use NTR but you can also just use Lumas built-in game patching feature (for Luma 8.0+) by dropping the files into the respective titleid folder in /luma or hell you can even just straight up swap the files in a Mario Kart 7 ROM if you're an absolute fucking madman (and use Hans if you're a retard)

It has been years since I played it but I doubt that the official servers are still up considering that the devs were axed by Activision.

Was it because of Blizzard? Well.. rip another MK killer 2012-Somewhere CURRENT YEAR.

Nigger what? You're comparing Apples to Oranges here. Blur wasn't a kart racer nor did it pretend to be. That ad was just them taking the piss

Daisy
Daisy
Daisy
Daisy
Daisy

I don't play mayro kratt games without Daisy

That is fucking atrocious.

So it was like a Ridge Racer spiritual reboot?

I bet you bought Super Mario Run because of your waifu.

**Baby*- Daisy is great I agree

Fucked up that spoiler kek

It was like Need for Speed

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It was NFS with powerups.

mario kart a shit

Luigi. Always Luigi. Though I haven't played Mario Kart since Wii. If I had a WiiU/Switch to play MK8 on now, I'd probably play as Toad, Toadette, or Shy Guy. Nothing beats Shy Guy, he's my favorite baddie and I'll take any chance to play as him. Getting to choose color would make it all the better. But I would also occasionally play as one of the Koopalings, probably Larry.

ehh, I recently tried playing that one and the grinding felt off. I'd go bowser for that top speed.

For mairo kart DD bowser and baby bowser was my meta.

I don't know if it's a glitch or working as intended but I seem to always get their special every other box. I just launch thier giant FUCK YOU shells behind me and get such a gap going the rest of the race doesn't even matter.

Also everyone lighter than him gets knocked around. You don't have to use Bowser to have the fastest kart for this one but I still use him because of that fucking shell.

Haven't played that one in a while but I liked bowser in that one as well because you could knock lighter players around. Also his top speed isn't bad.

I want to like this one but all the tracks feel too forgiving. There also seems to be something wrong with the grind mechanics for me. It's probably just a matter of me not being used to them but I like being able to do a proper 2 player grand prix which you can't do in this version for some reason.

I'd play bowser but only because I like him.

That game was the fucking bees knees but it killed my ds's directional pad. No regrets though.

Bowser

Koopa Troopa
Wario
Wario + Koopa Troopa
Dry Bones
Never played
Wario or Shyguy

I stopped playing when the 64 came out and mario kart 64 sucked.

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In all of theses games except none, Mario.

And Koopa Troopa sometimes too when he's available.

I really like heavier characters in the new ones, like DK and Rose Gold Peach. My trick was getting a massive lead earlier than praying I never fucked it up because I'd never recover.

Roy whenever possible.

I jumped from Diddy Kong Racing to 8.64 never sat well with me so I ignored the franchise until that sale where if you bought Mario Kart 8 on the Wii U you got a free game.

Wario. Heavy character drifts remind me of DKR, and I've always liked Wario since his gameboy games.

You're a faggot. Go back to Holla Forums.

DK
DONKEY KONG
DK
DONKEY KONG IS HERE

Wario is pretty cool so I go with him whenever possible

My main in Sonic & All-Stars Racing: Transformed is Danica Patrick.
It started out as a joke but then I actually got gud with her so it's too late to turn back.

Yoshi in all of them
ha ha

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Couldn't get into those, as I have issues playing racing games with 2D sprites as opposed to 3D models

Wario and Paratroopa or uma delícia…

R.O.B.

Never played much of that one

Dick-faced Mii

Haven't played it

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Very satisfying.

There was a much better version of this image, but for the life of me I can't seem to find it anywhere.

It should be:

BADABADABADABADABADA BAAA-AAA-AAA

Baby Rosalina makes me feel funny down on my penny

Are you gay?

Usually DK or Bowser.

Yoshi
Never owned.
Koopa and Parakoopa. Triple shell OP as fuck.
Mii, middle weight class.
Never owned.
Probably Yoshi, I barely played it though
Yoshi, egg cart. Never could get the hang of snaking in the tank kart.

Thanks to Mario Kart 8, I already hate people from other countries without even visiting them.

It's a shame the battle system was based more on sticker star's and not the older console titles in colour splash, otherwise it would have been a worthy successor. assuming you avoided the shitty NA translation

You're the worst degenerate I've ever seen on Holla Forums and I've seen the darkest loli threads. Did you even play multiplayer? I don't think I've ever seen a Danica Patrick even once, but I might be mistaken. Still, a real Holla Forums user ought to have mained Tails like I did, it's no coincidence he's blond, smart and blue eyed. He is what an user should aspire to be, not some weird 3dpd racer who can't even race good in real life.

I would tell you to kill yourself but that's too good of an escape for you.

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how did she evade SFM porn for so long?
i figured SOMEONE would have done it out of spite

What the actual fuck? I genuinely did not know they added a real life character with dreamworks artstyle, but the roster is better than Mario Kart 8.

Other thing worth point is that Patricia looks like on her 50s and her wiki says otherwise, vandalizing much?

Koopa Troopa
Yoshi, I didn't play a lot though
I always picked Koopa Paratroopa. I kind of miss him
I always let my friend pick the second character and he was usually Luigi
Dry Bones
Dry Bones
Dry Bones
I really like Dry Bones, he's cute

Tails is great :3

I believe she helped fund the game's development.

At least she's not Yogcast.

My main is Football Manager.

Baby Rosalina toddlercon master race

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They even managed to use the literal manager of the Football Manager series to voice the Football Manager.

That sounds like the opposite of a problem.

Why is she so perfect?

Like being pushed off road is perfect?

Toad is my nigga. I beat the original and Double Dash with him, and would have beat the Wii Mariokart with him as well if my son hadn't saved up to buy an XBox 360 and I suddenly remembered I liked playing grown-up games with monsters and swords and guns and blood.

You two saved a lot of stress not buying Mario Kart Wii, and tell your wife's son he should stick to his console's tf2 and avoid the PC version at all cost.

He's mine, you cheeky cunt with no reading comprehension, but I'll pass along your advice. Thanks.

You misunderstand, but this time it's on me. We already had MKWii, but before I could pretend I was enjoying it enough to beat it, my son showed up with Arkham City (the version that came with the classic blue and gray Batman skin) and I never played the Wii again. It's just sitting there, gathering dust with the wheel, crossbow, and other cheap plastic shit we never needed.

Did you happen to crash into everything while you played?

Like pushing my rod is perfect.

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Yoshi on Super and 64, and then Waluigi after that for a sensible weight/speed combo.

Has anyone ripped these models from the game?

this guy knows

How many people do this?

I only ever owned the DS-version. Who else play the extra balloon-game where you have to shoot down others balloons and shit? It's way more fun.

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never played it
Yoshi
also never played it
Yoshi
Waluigi

Speaking of 8, what load out you usually sport?
To me they are:

Roy's the best. This is a fact.

That moment when you try to avoid the guy with three shells and fuck it up.

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