Real political compass

What do you think?

You're on the right track, but you're not going far enough. This is the real political compass.

taking off the whole box makes no sense. just because the extreme of that boss doesn't exist doesn't mean the box can't. Also why would being a tankie push you that far to the right? They still are somewhat left economically.

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Explain.

When did Holla Forums start liking horseshoe theory?

Just now

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I think we can all agree this one is the best.

i want the fascist to make me cry

Jesus, fuck, man, try harder.

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same, I'm eurasian too so that makes the degradation even more alluring to me

Observe

"enlightenment" is also a spook.

I see your mind

top right; the private companies own the state

bottom left; the economic functions by which people maintain or develop private property do not exist

Not an argument.

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Spending more than 3 minutes in MSPaint is a spook

I despise tankies, fash, SJWs, and libertarians, but I'd let any of those futas make me their bitch.

Real Political Compass

What do you think?

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I feel so much better about Dear Leader telling me what to do than Mr. Smith.

This was the best I could come up with for a Commie equivalent.

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WUT. What does Kádár do in the top-right corner?

Soviet crony dictator who allowed for significant market influence in his goulash communism.

It was because the soviets didn't send him more money but he wanted to keep the welfare system. Yeah, he certainly allowed the market to influence Hungary, but the system which he had wasn't libertarian. It was more like socdem. (Yeah, because of him, the country became indebted to the West)

Kadar advocated for Socialism with Hungarian characteristics since the beginning.

Yeah, he did.

The point is then (of the image) to compare socialist leaders/people to each other and place them on the compass? The most right-wing socialist get the right corner?

Made a /mu/ one, suggestions?

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I found this one.
The guy who made it had obvious difficulties understanding what left-wing and right-wing libertarianism meant though.

In my opinion, the point of the image is to make you believe in bullshit. IRL every ideology is separate from the other and does not somehow transform into another once enough "Leftiness" of "Rightness" is added.


I simply pointed out that Kadar was not forced to adopt right-wing position as your post implies. He had it since the beginning - and was put in charge precisely because he had it.

They made a song singing "My heart beats left" and where they quoted a leftist politician. And here I find them in purple.
Basically FDP. They'd probably have a good laugh about this. And then laugh some more.

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why are the beach boys in blue?

because they're "america's band"

The only one that kinda made sense was the libertarian one.

Kill yourself OP.

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intredasting

Came here to post this, political compass is stupid and lacks nuance

I don't think that they're being serious about it.
But yeah, I totally agree, the Policomp is shit.

Hell yeah my dude

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It wasn't until this post that it dawned on me that The Beach Boys didn't disband after Smile crashed and burned.