Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

fuck you I won't do what you tell me

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fuck sci

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I don't really know honestly personally i don't really give a fuck about if people post porn of someones waifu, i mean for god sake we are on a board called lewd. Also the admin is called Noun.

Alrighty then.

I wouldn't.
He's fucking nasty.

Don't fuck Sci.

he wouldn't want you anyway you're not a child

I'd fuck you.

flood detected

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Cupcakes hair color
aka ginger

Anything natural.

I tried finding that picture earlier but couldn't. I need to organize my stuff.

are you serious? he's like SALON the person.

that's okay. I know you just care for some strange reason. I'm trying my best sabs, I wouldn't wanna let you down.

wait really? oh my.

this meme needs to die.

I'm glad I dyed it then. Phew~

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Brown is fucking boring.

fuk u

I will probably do that for defo.... i will need to screen cap and edit in paint lol

no sabrina. no. red hair is gorgeous and the haters can hate all they want. we will be proud.

this is why i go full fifty shades of meme xD

Its a shame i'm not gay though.

redheasds > other

If anything it's more red...

I just am in love with my underlayers being black :p

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Something about pedos being ok compared to furries.
And that he would be friends with one that kills kids.

every hair colour is ok except blond

if you're blond, get out

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also grey

I hate old people.

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i am blond and was going to dye it grey

right. because from a moral standpoint an animal is definitely worse to fuck than an actual child, because...logic isn't a thing anymore...I guess...

What if I'm brunette, but I get a gradient to blonde tips?

^W^

It's always refreshing bullying a cute girl early in the morning

lmao speaking of memes that need to die

Both are bad.
At least mine was legal.

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All hair is beautiful! Except armpit hair. Blech.

♥

Spith pith pfft mimic...

Nuttyfudgekins.

Oh, well, glad I could help. Joik.

wink

Chest hair is the best.

I'm just saying. from a purely logical, pragmatic point of view, animals are simply lower than humans. so regardless of legality or anything else, logic should dictate that fucking an animal is less morally wrong than fucking a human child.

bet you can't call me ciaran

wub

I have way too much.

True.
I find it funny we can kill them and eat them and it's celebrated, but lord forbid I fuck one and not kill it.

I thought he knew better.

wow trigger much

it is a bit funny. everyone points to the fact that animals can't consent, but of course, they also don't consent to be killed and eaten, or kept as domesticated pets, but only a few people have a major problem with this and most people regard them as silly, including myself.

it is a mistake to assume I know better about anything, erio.

Sometimes I dream of being a golden lab owned by a nice family in Maine.

that honestly sounds really nice.

Keer...kyer...kin...

Mysticknightsoftirnanog!

I like wearing low-cut tops and showing mine off. Glorious, burly curls!

What now!

happy fourteenth birthday to erio! love, your threadvorite friends

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Plus I'd get to be a dog.
Maybe my owner will lovingly fuck me.

Aren't you a girl though?

That's so gross looking
It usually never comes out like how people picture it will come out
I know this chick that did that irl and it's pretty eh

You should avatarfag as the cat so I could sexualize it

How have you been?
Its been a while, hasn't it?

wow that sounded like what I told my ex when I bumped into my ex at food4less a few days ago

shitforbrains

damn

turkish delight?

why would you sexualize something so cute and innocent?

why do u keep talking about me
what do u want

bet you can't call me cute

what a wonderful post.

there's noise outside

what is it?

I guess it's time to head out to work.
Catch you all later.

WOW QUIT SEXUALIZING CATS YOU FAGGOT

life

probably nothing. go back to bed. there are no monsters.

bye squash. have a good day.

nyan?

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I cannot
I needa finish a project
but I feel creeped out

dont leave me

what can u tell me about this guy

well definitely don't look out the window, because then it will know you noticed it.

Oooh, right. I should just assume a traditional, smooth-chested gender role.

You know, I never pegged you for a misogynistic, patriarchal rapist. I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed. And angry.

I've tried that stuff, and it ain't worth selling our your siblings to an androgynous witch.

No, but I can squish you until you pop like a jelly packet.

I've been busy busy, but good. Soda, for a second I thought you said your ex was foodless.

I missed this one. gosh damn it squash.

DON'T DO THAT

break all my ribs

I'm just trying to give you time tested advice for dealing with the monster that is surely right outside your window at this very moment, watching inside, observing you and waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

I want androgynous witch :(

Do you know how awkward it is seeing your ex after a few years?

On the bright side I was really well dressed and she looked like shit so I felt kinda good about that lol

i'm an androgynous bitch

?

ur not androgynous

Hello ?

hello desu.

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you are cute.

master's not here right now
leave a message

I just took a shower and I feel refreshed how are you cupcuck

that does NOT help

You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

I'm afraid I don't have Tilda Swinton's phone number. *

* anymore

My ex's sister is still one of my best friends, so I see him every few weeks or so. I feel ya.
This is why one must always go out dressed to the nines when ones former flames live within a 100-mile radius.

i rly hope that argentinian guy comes back...

SCOOTS PLS BUY ME THE SHOES

sounds nice. I'll take one soonish probably.

I am okay. better than usual at least.

you know there's nothing out there, silly. you're such a kid.

Maddie, I'm going to need a link to these shoes, hon.

it isnt kids like.
theres no proof against the ghosts

pls no "hon"

us.christianlouboutin.com/us_en/shop/women/tpoppins.html

why live?

:3

there's also no proof for them, so take comfort in that.

i have to ask if you honestly believe he is going to buy those

I am so glad I'm not a woman.

Flirty! Too rich for my blood though.
Thanks for the correction. Please pardon my Southernesss. :3

sho sleepy

the stories are there for a reason

No, but I will remain hopeful until Crimbas.

That's just like top-tier namebrand is all.

I like expensive things. It's not my fault.

No worries, I figured it was a south thing

t o o h t b r u s h
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Think i might buy them just to spite moogs

Would you be creeped out if I asked you to please start gaining serious mass and start intense weight training? because I want those bone shattering hugs sabs. i want them.

YESsSSsSSssSSs

I will bring out the tootbhrush

please buy them scoots

i want to see you do it

scootaloos totally getting laid

internet shopping chicken it is then

That would be so hilarious.

let me know how it feels

I am very glad you are doing ok. I'm gonna funpost on jaypee now and/or play dota wanna come with

Hilarious and fabulous

you know it bby

So you can buy cut things for Maddie, doy!

X gon' give it to ya!

It's already 4am. I forgot to sleep. bye.

Daddy*

you werent even posting

:3

true true, making maddie cute

to scare kids like you. kiddo.

my point still stands.

I'll pass, I don't play dota and posting on /jp/ seems like a chore, but I do hope you have fun.

goodnight goggles.

ohayou

lol yeah it's expensive but it's so, so fabulous :3c

awesome homestuck fan art

they're there cause its real!
not all, but partially

hi neziwezi

fabulous is OUR WORD. OUR WORD. faggots4lyfe yo.

well even if they are real, they can't hurt you. ghosts are known to be pretty wussy.

the cvs i worked at was haunted

how'd you sleep?

theres always stay away and attack ghosts

So racy, so daring, so Welma~

pretty well. too much, but that keeps happening lately. oh well. how are you today?

well don't worry, you're safe. I hear they only attack ugly people.

you are adorable.

what do ghosts look like?

That's what they tell me~

nothing i could see

This extra toe episode of Clarence is hilarious.

you don't know! you think they're fake
but here! proof

damn thats disappointing...

a little drowsy but I'm well~

what's on the schedule today?

toothbrushing right now right here

nah stuff falling off the selves on their own is cool and spooky enough

work it

id have liked to talk w/ the ghost tho

and for good reason.

he gave no proof just anecdotal evidence which isn't admissible.

today is nothing as far as the eye can see. ;_;

good.

what wisdom could a cvs ghost provide

its example
I bet you wouldn't sleep in a haunted house

your life is fucking anecdotal

meow. I told my coworker all excitedly about those unicorn slippers I want and he just was like O_O at me

I would if there was a reason to. I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

well done.

too cute. cute overload.

Can an Americool who has a driving license tell me something

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yes

yes okai

I finished now I wil lbed nana

okai then do it huh punk

at least we have each other~

gotchu fam

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goodnight neru.

but of course!

there are no haunted houses around here because ghosts don't exist

He just couldn't deal.

What's up?

When you're in drive, what happens?
Like, does the car go by itself when you don't apply brakes?

Well go find a popular haunted house and sleep there if you're soooo sure

If you're driving an automatic transmission like a faggot.

Hey I've only ever driven manual spare me

strats suck

I bet that's how it goes irl with you a lot.

I told you this already you punk

only if you come sleep with me

HOLY SHIT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Next he's gonna ask what D4 and D3 mean

what is this board?

lewd

but thats super scary, I know its haunted there

Diablo 4 doesn't exist yet, you shit.
And I head Diablo 3 isn't very spectacular.

i was just playing diablo 4, shithead

eww not lewd sleeping tokai geez like I need rin mad at me. just for company.

plus if we're together the ghosts can't get us.

i dunno but im sure u could learn something

sweet dreams

i believe u

Im sorry for bullying you Ikt

git gud

That's a legitimate question if someone is from a country that only/primarily has manual transmission vehicles and they've never driven automatic.

Oh, good. But yeah, autos creep forward when you're in drive and idleing. Gotta keep your foot on the brake.

More and more, yeah. It's strange, but feels good to be me talking about unicorns and make up and stuff lol It's like my autism is growing back.

I have never been in the direct vicinity of an automatic piece of shit

yeah I bet, pervo

that's not a thing!
multiple people get slain

lmao whay is her nknose just a little whole hahaha
she a wahale? lmao

hahahaa brooo!! that would so scarazy just a piece of shiot iwth an engine xdddd

autism never truly leaves you, grasshopper.

we will be safe because I don't believe in ghosts and they can't hurt you if you don't believe in them.

XD

Teen Titans Go were just watching teen titans in the 4th wall episode. my mind melted a little lol

i remembed that show from when I was little buit it was the other one OMG they ruined thse show fucking kikes at cartoon jeworek xdDd !

Well it's coming back with a vengeance

I like this new guy

Its cute
You gotta admit that

The answer is yes
when left on the drive and you don't hold the brakes the car slowly moves by itself

Its literally just gas and brake

It's literally made for lazy piece of shit Americans tbh
I just like it cause it's easier to drive than stick when drunk

but it's sci

haha anigga her knowse is actually a dot this time whoo thats morew like it :d

they'll get you for not believing and scare me away

I always knew you had it in you maddie. :')

Unless your right arm or left leg was chomped off by a croc driving stick cant be hard

you're being silly again.

bruh r u jk man i cant believe this you gaot a facebook image? whats you doing anywhere else but ate chanel?

cockd erivigng a stikc XXD

>///< NUUUUU

I was thinking about getting a tamagotchi last night.

I am not!!

who deosz evbery japenesiesm [erpsm look like a dol??? thatyd doesnt make much sence because thya have ioragnisms>?

that sounds like the perfect pet
for a twelve year old japanese girl.

you are so.

i acccidtly put an i at the start opf organisms sorry xd

i haz one of thiose when i little i let dit died in the pool

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Hmmph!

noh i aint
just slightly scared

:3

you're terrified

why is your face inthe opuke thats scatru and youll get an infection
clean up!

thats zthe sound z i make when i buztsweed a nit

It isn't really hard
Go try it drunk though then talk to me

I shitpost everywhere

EVERYWHERE

what

thats too different

Could you find me a torrent of Clarence/let me know how many episodes there are? I need a new folder and nobody will make it for me apparently.

it seems like wwith your shitopist wexpeiternce being vast and all you cvan ecpclian to ome what the context of tht ethe xcontext of the image is then with the >>>>:333

i wunted to jnow whaty your face wherass in the vomitg and why you didbnrt clean it uyp bwecause you can egt an nasty ingecuioin.

wtf is this dfg shit

ghosts come in many varieties.

clarence? what even is that?

SAYNONAERA ARIGFHATO!!!!!! MINA!!!!!!
ARIGATSO!~~
i have to go bnow guys ill be backl so wer can cvall talk agina later andd have funzz :0

toonget.net/clarence

this, maddie?

I prefer sci.

I prefer cancer

i hope your case worker can get a hold of you

dont stay away too long

LE SMUG CUMMIE FACE

oh NOW you'd know

I know all about ghosts.

I'm gonna heavily sigh in your general direction

Oh hey, Eva.

korra was a lesbian
remember that
that was cool.

YES! I absolutely adore their teacher .///.

Remember when EVA went batshit crazy because Aeris pulled them up on their ghost BS.

Korra is best as a lesbean.

and crystals.

do it nerd.

well there's a streaming site, will that work for you?

-siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh-

cute

Yeah, probably will work.

Also, hasn't tokai waxxed?
Post results.

alright phew. I'm horrible at finding torrents now that pirate bay is so unreliable.

thx bby

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Maddie and Cuckpake sitting in a tree.
F U C K I N G

-grunt-

here, super sexy leg
dog for comparison

maddie wishes LOL

What will soto say?

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

see spoiler

faj;sldkjw;oehfw;poefh

less cute.

dog for comparison

this made me laugh far more than it should have

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what the fuck is this

yo yo boii

my leg is not for laughing!
apologize to it

your post was cute, that's all.
and you're funny.

comedy gold

Its yo boi

are tokai and rin not edating anymore or what is this?

the legs waiiiting

lmao

I am e dating both of them at once. I look forward to rin leaving me for tokai.

I am sorry, tokai's legs.

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Fate/Moe 4 when

MaxMoeFoe when?

where's this come from?!

Good boy

pffffgghhh

Funnily enough, its jacket potato for evening meal.

why are gays so against monogamy

I am the best.

we want to ruin marriage for everyone.

Best is an exaggeration, but I like you pretty well anyway.

LGBT is opposed to conservative archeypes. Thus monogomy is disgusting.

why thank you kisskiss. how did you sleep?

Monogomy is good though D:

eww. smash the patriarchy. polygamy for all.

Pretty decent, woke up with my cat on top of me again. I fell back a sleep but she started pawing at my face so I decided to just get up.
How was your night?

u assholes!

fuck you scoots monopoly is good

Unlike the irish got, LOL

nah. best boy is a rank too high

seeking a long-term monogamous relationship pls

I hate monopoly, I intend to fuck multiple differing holes

that's adorable. my cat does the same kind of thing. cats are the best.

it went okay. went to bed, played a little ace attorney then fell asleep. woke up, now another productive day of nothing awaits. it's so exciting.

;~;

don't you have something lined up with someone from the internet?

you think you deserve that title?

why are conservative values always better..?

Mayyyybe. But I always chicken out.

But conservatives are shit.
I would rather have cancer.

do I not?

try not to do that this time.

convince me

I don't feel like getting murdered.

that seems like work

das racist

What? How?

that isnt very convincing

youtube.com/watch?v=UYOy1tuVv3w

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okay, you're above average boy
sound good?

this is acceptable.

I am literally so confused right now.

what a settler

imma walk the dog

contouring.

that was the goal.

have fun. be safe.

You're so mean sometimes.

It's like you think I'm cute when I'm confused or something. ugh

you are too cute.

asdkjfhapsdhf OH COME ON

To be fair, Maddie,
you're always cute.

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to be fair, so is rin.

Rin isn't cute.
Haven't you seen what she looks like?
Fucking Canadians, man.

I have a day of mostly nothing, need to go make dinner but after that I will be in relax mode.
Nothing is a nice thing to do.
I love my cat she's overly affectionate at all the wrong moments.

If rin says ur cute ur cute

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my cat is exactly the same way. and she's so needy too, every time I don't let her in my room she whines at me endlessly.

what are you making for dinner tonight?

~

Actually Maddie is cuter than Rin

Rin would be tied with Maddie if he actually took more care of himself and dressed better but he's too lazy

I'm always safe

You're cute

Shut up, Tsucccake.

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except when there's ghosts.

that's the exception

what about muslim ghosts?

ghosts dont have a religion

youtube.com/watch?v=4kNetd_lISI

Fried rice, it will be good.

Cupcake makes me call him "Daddy" in private. .///.

some do.

sounds pretty nice.

yeah but specifically what is in the rice? surely not just rice?

and you love it you sloot.

See, he never wanted me to do that I don't think.

Wait, you too?
What is the meaning of this

no, the word you used was the one I wanted from you. do ho ho~

I need lots of kids because of my barren womb.

Daddy

Well, I'm back from work.

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already? everything okay?

Welcome home dear.

Love is a strong word.

"Dick"?

He might just be a sloot.

Apparently if you are visibly sick to the point they think you are dying you won't be able to work long. My boss only let me work 'till they found a person to take over from being short handed. I'm drenched in sweat and running a fever.

Ghosts arent real

I wanna sneak into subtles bed at night and dye his hair grey and call him daddy

but I think it's applicable. probably not to the joke we are playing along with here though.

you dumdum. you should have called in. go lie down.

hot

I am awash in death.

Company meeting.
And I'm not about to soak my bed.
I have the AC on down here.

you don't understand

-sp00ked-

hmm. you could lie out towels? you need to take it easy for sure.

yeah because THEY AREN'T REAL

All my work mates believe and are convinced our workplace is haunted. It amuses me.

Tokai go shower

You smell like shit

I'd rather take it up the ass.

ha. it's like the idiots who believe in religion LOL

like me

they're right

I smell like honey
CAUSE I ALREADY SHOWERED

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Do you fap in the shower?

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you wanna stop stealing my avatars

Please don't encourage him ;~;

Each to their own, opinions and what not. But I have never seen eanything to change my mind. If it were to happen then fair do's.
Otherwise. Its wishful thinking.

love that picture.

Says you, of all people.

yeah. I dunno. in all honesty I do believe ghosts can exist, but I've never seen 'em.

You should rest and clean off the death.

Bacon and egg

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Anti-personnel mines.

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Lick it off me like a slut.

nice digimon

rarely

ghostist!

that sounds nice.

hope it goes well.

thank you

They do not deserve equal rights.

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OH YEAH THAT ONE X_X

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HARDER

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goodness

such a clever girl.

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or is it from yu gi ho

revolution when

hi

could you furry fuckers calm down. you disgusting freaks

too much

it's from both at once.

yeah come on squash kisskiss isn't gay

post hila with the weed hat

ASAP FAM

Hi!

*I move closer to you as my paw moves up your thigh*

sup

This?

Shush. Now you're just being mean on purpose.

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hm what else is there

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in exactly the way you like.

that's not possible
know your series!

to the STREETS

Their beanie collection is of ridiculous size. There could be innumerable weed hats.

I know that you know you are silly.

Sent home sick.

thats upsetting

i saw

aspdihfasod9uvhsfg
sdga;sdokjghw;g

UGH

hungry

Well, cupcake?
Are you going to help squash out and give him his... ehm... anal injections?

hungry :(

wub

so eat.

I do not give the injections you know this.

bump~

yOU ARE UPSETTING.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

im still mad at you go away

lonely
:(

Rin was Luka all along.

wait the fuck? what did I do? :

you know other than give you my entire gardy folder. hmph.

cute girl :)
saved

I do not want to cook or go out

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*-d

the eternal struggle of the lazy. I feel ya

new

new

new

new

new

new

new

new

new

STOP I WANT TO MOCK LUKA TOO BUT I AM TRYING TO BE NICE

Hila is a dream boat you fucking queer

to be honest cuppers is kinda a slut

like he tries to fuck everyon3 so noone is special

but like he will get better

honestly wish is sociopath

and grim is pretty much the most pathetic retard poster alive