fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
fuck sci
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I don't really know honestly personally i don't really give a fuck about if people post porn of someones waifu, i mean for god sake we are on a board called lewd. Also the admin is called Noun.
Alrighty then.
I wouldn't.
He's fucking nasty.
Don't fuck Sci.
he wouldn't want you anyway you're not a child
I'd fuck you.
flood detected
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Hey, Mom, did you sit in sugar?
'cause you've got a sweet ass.
I see.
Thank god.
He was advocating pedophiles on /lewd/ the other day.
cute af
Oooh. Then um...keep it up! ♥
Sorry for being bossy, btw. Just want you to be a happy Cuppy!
Aw yeah! We should compare our work. See how the humpin' and grindin' ratios work out.
You aren't far.
What's a basic bitch hair color?
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Just like you~
"I'm not a pedophile guys, I swear.
But we should open the board to pedophiles.
But I'm not a pedophile.
I just post CP."
-Sci, apparently
Why did we grow up?
Cupcakes hair color
aka ginger
Anything natural.
I tried finding that picture earlier but couldn't. I need to organize my stuff.
are you serious? he's like SALON the person.
that's okay. I know you just care for some strange reason. I'm trying my best sabs, I wouldn't wanna let you down.
wait really? oh my.
this meme needs to die.
I'm glad I dyed it then. Phew~
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Brown is fucking boring.
fuk u
I will probably do that for defo.... i will need to screen cap and edit in paint lol
no sabrina. no. red hair is gorgeous and the haters can hate all they want. we will be proud.
this is why i go full fifty shades of meme xD
Its a shame i'm not gay though.
redheasds > other
If anything it's more red...
I just am in love with my underlayers being black :p
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Something about pedos being ok compared to furries.
And that he would be friends with one that kills kids.
every hair colour is ok except blond
if you're blond, get out
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also grey
I hate old people.
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i am blond and was going to dye it grey
right. because from a moral standpoint an animal is definitely worse to fuck than an actual child, because...logic isn't a thing anymore...I guess...
What if I'm brunette, but I get a gradient to blonde tips?
^W^
It's always refreshing bullying a cute girl early in the morning
lmao speaking of memes that need to die
Both are bad.
At least mine was legal.
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All hair is beautiful! Except armpit hair. Blech.
♥
Spith pith pfft mimic...
Nuttyfudgekins.
Oh, well, glad I could help. Joik.
wink
Chest hair is the best.
I'm just saying. from a purely logical, pragmatic point of view, animals are simply lower than humans. so regardless of legality or anything else, logic should dictate that fucking an animal is less morally wrong than fucking a human child.
bet you can't call me ciaran
wub
I have way too much.
True.
I find it funny we can kill them and eat them and it's celebrated, but lord forbid I fuck one and not kill it.
I thought he knew better.
wow trigger much
it is a bit funny. everyone points to the fact that animals can't consent, but of course, they also don't consent to be killed and eaten, or kept as domesticated pets, but only a few people have a major problem with this and most people regard them as silly, including myself.
it is a mistake to assume I know better about anything, erio.
Sometimes I dream of being a golden lab owned by a nice family in Maine.
that honestly sounds really nice.
Keer...kyer...kin...
Mysticknightsoftirnanog!
I like wearing low-cut tops and showing mine off. Glorious, burly curls!
What now!
happy fourteenth birthday to erio! love, your threadvorite friends
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Plus I'd get to be a dog.
Maybe my owner will lovingly fuck me.
Aren't you a girl though?
That's so gross looking
It usually never comes out like how people picture it will come out
I know this chick that did that irl and it's pretty eh
You should avatarfag as the cat so I could sexualize it
How have you been?
Its been a while, hasn't it?
wow that sounded like what I told my ex when I bumped into my ex at food4less a few days ago
shitforbrains
damn
turkish delight?
why would you sexualize something so cute and innocent?
why do u keep talking about me
what do u want
bet you can't call me cute
what a wonderful post.
there's noise outside
what is it?
I guess it's time to head out to work.
Catch you all later.
WOW QUIT SEXUALIZING CATS YOU FAGGOT
life
probably nothing. go back to bed. there are no monsters.
bye squash. have a good day.
nyan?
...
I cannot
I needa finish a project
but I feel creeped out
dont leave me
what can u tell me about this guy
well definitely don't look out the window, because then it will know you noticed it.
Oooh, right. I should just assume a traditional, smooth-chested gender role.
You know, I never pegged you for a misogynistic, patriarchal rapist. I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed. And angry.
I've tried that stuff, and it ain't worth selling our your siblings to an androgynous witch.
No, but I can squish you until you pop like a jelly packet.
I've been busy busy, but good. Soda, for a second I thought you said your ex was foodless.
I missed this one. gosh damn it squash.
DON'T DO THAT
break all my ribs
I'm just trying to give you time tested advice for dealing with the monster that is surely right outside your window at this very moment, watching inside, observing you and waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
I want androgynous witch :(
Do you know how awkward it is seeing your ex after a few years?
On the bright side I was really well dressed and she looked like shit so I felt kinda good about that lol
i'm an androgynous bitch
?
ur not androgynous
Hello ?
hello desu.
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you are cute.
master's not here right now
leave a message
I just took a shower and I feel refreshed how are you cupcuck
that does NOT help
You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
I'm afraid I don't have Tilda Swinton's phone number. *
* anymore
My ex's sister is still one of my best friends, so I see him every few weeks or so. I feel ya.
This is why one must always go out dressed to the nines when ones former flames live within a 100-mile radius.
i rly hope that argentinian guy comes back...
SCOOTS PLS BUY ME THE SHOES
sounds nice. I'll take one soonish probably.
I am okay. better than usual at least.
you know there's nothing out there, silly. you're such a kid.
Maddie, I'm going to need a link to these shoes, hon.
it isnt kids like.
theres no proof against the ghosts
why live?
:3
there's also no proof for them, so take comfort in that.
i have to ask if you honestly believe he is going to buy those
I am so glad I'm not a woman.
Flirty! Too rich for my blood though.
Thanks for the correction. Please pardon my Southernesss. :3
sho sleepy
the stories are there for a reason
No, but I will remain hopeful until Crimbas.
That's just like top-tier namebrand is all.
I like expensive things. It's not my fault.
No worries, I figured it was a south thing
t o o h t b r u s h
o
o
t
h
b
r
u
s
h
Think i might buy them just to spite moogs
Would you be creeped out if I asked you to please start gaining serious mass and start intense weight training? because I want those bone shattering hugs sabs. i want them.
YESsSSsSSssSSs
I will bring out the tootbhrush
please buy them scoots
i want to see you do it
scootaloos totally getting laid
internet shopping chicken it is then
That would be so hilarious.
let me know how it feels
I am very glad you are doing ok. I'm gonna funpost on jaypee now and/or play dota wanna come with
Hilarious and fabulous
you know it bby
So you can buy cut things for Maddie, doy!
X gon' give it to ya!
It's already 4am. I forgot to sleep. bye.
Daddy*
you werent even posting
:3
true true, making maddie cute
to scare kids like you. kiddo.
my point still stands.
I'll pass, I don't play dota and posting on /jp/ seems like a chore, but I do hope you have fun.
goodnight goggles.
ohayou
lol yeah it's expensive but it's so, so fabulous :3c
awesome homestuck fan art
they're there cause its real!
not all, but partially
hi neziwezi
fabulous is OUR WORD. OUR WORD. faggots4lyfe yo.
well even if they are real, they can't hurt you. ghosts are known to be pretty wussy.
the cvs i worked at was haunted
how'd you sleep?
theres always stay away and attack ghosts
So racy, so daring, so Welma~
pretty well. too much, but that keeps happening lately. oh well. how are you today?
well don't worry, you're safe. I hear they only attack ugly people.
you are adorable.
what do ghosts look like?
That's what they tell me~
nothing i could see
This extra toe episode of Clarence is hilarious.
you don't know! you think they're fake
but here! proof
damn thats disappointing...
a little drowsy but I'm well~
what's on the schedule today?
toothbrushing right now right here
nah stuff falling off the selves on their own is cool and spooky enough
work it
id have liked to talk w/ the ghost tho
and for good reason.
he gave no proof just anecdotal evidence which isn't admissible.
today is nothing as far as the eye can see. ;_;
good.
what wisdom could a cvs ghost provide
its example
I bet you wouldn't sleep in a haunted house
your life is fucking anecdotal
meow. I told my coworker all excitedly about those unicorn slippers I want and he just was like O_O at me
I would if there was a reason to. I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
well done.
too cute. cute overload.
Can an Americool who has a driving license tell me something
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yes
yes okai
I finished now I wil lbed nana
okai then do it huh punk
at least we have each other~
gotchu fam
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goodnight neru.
but of course!
there are no haunted houses around here because ghosts don't exist
He just couldn't deal.
What's up?
When you're in drive, what happens?
Like, does the car go by itself when you don't apply brakes?
Well go find a popular haunted house and sleep there if you're soooo sure
If you're driving an automatic transmission like a faggot.
Hey I've only ever driven manual spare me
strats suck
I bet that's how it goes irl with you a lot.
I told you this already you punk
only if you come sleep with me
HOLY SHIT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Next he's gonna ask what D4 and D3 mean
what is this board?
lewd
but thats super scary, I know its haunted there
Diablo 4 doesn't exist yet, you shit.
And I head Diablo 3 isn't very spectacular.
i was just playing diablo 4, shithead
eww not lewd sleeping tokai geez like I need rin mad at me. just for company.
plus if we're together the ghosts can't get us.
i dunno but im sure u could learn something
sweet dreams
i believe u
Im sorry for bullying you Ikt
git gud
That's a legitimate question if someone is from a country that only/primarily has manual transmission vehicles and they've never driven automatic.
Oh, good. But yeah, autos creep forward when you're in drive and idleing. Gotta keep your foot on the brake.
More and more, yeah. It's strange, but feels good to be me talking about unicorns and make up and stuff lol It's like my autism is growing back.
I have never been in the direct vicinity of an automatic piece of shit
yeah I bet, pervo
that's not a thing!
multiple people get slain
lmao whay is her nknose just a little whole hahaha
she a wahale? lmao
hahahaa brooo!! that would so scarazy just a piece of shiot iwth an engine xdddd
autism never truly leaves you, grasshopper.
we will be safe because I don't believe in ghosts and they can't hurt you if you don't believe in them.
XD
Teen Titans Go were just watching teen titans in the 4th wall episode. my mind melted a little lol
i remembed that show from when I was little buit it was the other one OMG they ruined thse show fucking kikes at cartoon jeworek xdDd !
Well it's coming back with a vengeance
I like this new guy
Its cute
You gotta admit that
The answer is yes
when left on the drive and you don't hold the brakes the car slowly moves by itself
Its literally just gas and brake
It's literally made for lazy piece of shit Americans tbh
I just like it cause it's easier to drive than stick when drunk
but it's sci
haha anigga her knowse is actually a dot this time whoo thats morew like it :d
they'll get you for not believing and scare me away
I always knew you had it in you maddie. :')
Unless your right arm or left leg was chomped off by a croc driving stick cant be hard
you're being silly again.
bruh r u jk man i cant believe this you gaot a facebook image? whats you doing anywhere else but ate chanel?
cockd erivigng a stikc XXD
>///< NUUUUU
I was thinking about getting a tamagotchi last night.
I am not!!
who deosz evbery japenesiesm [erpsm look like a dol??? thatyd doesnt make much sence because thya have ioragnisms>?
that sounds like the perfect pet
for a twelve year old japanese girl.
you are so.
i acccidtly put an i at the start opf organisms sorry xd
i haz one of thiose when i little i let dit died in the pool
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Hmmph!
noh i aint
just slightly scared
:3
you're terrified
why is your face inthe opuke thats scatru and youll get an infection
clean up!
thats zthe sound z i make when i buztsweed a nit
It isn't really hard
Go try it drunk though then talk to me
I shitpost everywhere
EVERYWHERE
what
thats too different
Could you find me a torrent of Clarence/let me know how many episodes there are? I need a new folder and nobody will make it for me apparently.
it seems like wwith your shitopist wexpeiternce being vast and all you cvan ecpclian to ome what the context of tht ethe xcontext of the image is then with the >>>>:333
i wunted to jnow whaty your face wherass in the vomitg and why you didbnrt clean it uyp bwecause you can egt an nasty ingecuioin.
wtf is this dfg shit
ghosts come in many varieties.
clarence? what even is that?
SAYNONAERA ARIGFHATO!!!!!! MINA!!!!!!
ARIGATSO!~~
i have to go bnow guys ill be backl so wer can cvall talk agina later andd have funzz :0
this, maddie?
I prefer sci.
I prefer cancer
i hope your case worker can get a hold of you
dont stay away too long
LE SMUG CUMMIE FACE
oh NOW you'd know
I know all about ghosts.
I'm gonna heavily sigh in your general direction
Oh hey, Eva.
korra was a lesbian
remember that
that was cool.
YES! I absolutely adore their teacher .///.
Remember when EVA went batshit crazy because Aeris pulled them up on their ghost BS.
Korra is best as a lesbean.
and crystals.
do it nerd.
well there's a streaming site, will that work for you?
-siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh-
cute
Yeah, probably will work.
Also, hasn't tokai waxxed?
Post results.
alright phew. I'm horrible at finding torrents now that pirate bay is so unreliable.
thx bby
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Maddie and Cuckpake sitting in a tree.
F U C K I N G
-grunt-
here, super sexy leg
dog for comparison
maddie wishes LOL
What will soto say?
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
see spoiler
faj;sldkjw;oehfw;poefh
less cute.
dog for comparison
this made me laugh far more than it should have
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what the fuck is this
yo yo boii
my leg is not for laughing!
apologize to it
your post was cute, that's all.
and you're funny.
comedy gold
Its yo boi
are tokai and rin not edating anymore or what is this?
the legs waiiiting
lmao
I am e dating both of them at once. I look forward to rin leaving me for tokai.
I am sorry, tokai's legs.
...
Fate/Moe 4 when
MaxMoeFoe when?
where's this come from?!
Good boy
pffffgghhh
Funnily enough, its jacket potato for evening meal.
why are gays so against monogamy
I am the best.
we want to ruin marriage for everyone.
Best is an exaggeration, but I like you pretty well anyway.
LGBT is opposed to conservative archeypes. Thus monogomy is disgusting.
why thank you kisskiss. how did you sleep?
Monogomy is good though D:
eww. smash the patriarchy. polygamy for all.
Pretty decent, woke up with my cat on top of me again. I fell back a sleep but she started pawing at my face so I decided to just get up.
How was your night?
u assholes!
fuck you scoots monopoly is good
Unlike the irish got, LOL
nah. best boy is a rank too high
seeking a long-term monogamous relationship pls
I hate monopoly, I intend to fuck multiple differing holes
that's adorable. my cat does the same kind of thing. cats are the best.
it went okay. went to bed, played a little ace attorney then fell asleep. woke up, now another productive day of nothing awaits. it's so exciting.
;~;
don't you have something lined up with someone from the internet?
you think you deserve that title?
why are conservative values always better..?
Mayyyybe. But I always chicken out.
But conservatives are shit.
I would rather have cancer.
do I not?
try not to do that this time.
convince me
I don't feel like getting murdered.
that seems like work
das racist
What? How?
that isnt very convincing
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okay, you're above average boy
sound good?
this is acceptable.
I am literally so confused right now.
what a settler
imma walk the dog
contouring.
that was the goal.
have fun. be safe.
You're so mean sometimes.
It's like you think I'm cute when I'm confused or something. ugh
you are too cute.
asdkjfhapsdhf OH COME ON
To be fair, Maddie,
you're always cute.
...
...
to be fair, so is rin.
Rin isn't cute.
Haven't you seen what she looks like?
Fucking Canadians, man.
I have a day of mostly nothing, need to go make dinner but after that I will be in relax mode.
Nothing is a nice thing to do.
I love my cat she's overly affectionate at all the wrong moments.
If rin says ur cute ur cute
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>///////////////////////////////////////////////
my cat is exactly the same way. and she's so needy too, every time I don't let her in my room she whines at me endlessly.
what are you making for dinner tonight?
~
Actually Maddie is cuter than Rin
Rin would be tied with Maddie if he actually took more care of himself and dressed better but he's too lazy
I'm always safe
You're cute
Shut up, Tsucccake.
...
except when there's ghosts.
that's the exception
what about muslim ghosts?
ghosts dont have a religion
Fried rice, it will be good.
Cupcake makes me call him "Daddy" in private. .///.
some do.
sounds pretty nice.
yeah but specifically what is in the rice? surely not just rice?
and you love it you sloot.
See, he never wanted me to do that I don't think.
Wait, you too?
What is the meaning of this
no, the word you used was the one I wanted from you. do ho ho~
I need lots of kids because of my barren womb.
Daddy
Well, I'm back from work.
...
already? everything okay?
Welcome home dear.
Love is a strong word.
"Dick"?
He might just be a sloot.
Apparently if you are visibly sick to the point they think you are dying you won't be able to work long. My boss only let me work 'till they found a person to take over from being short handed. I'm drenched in sweat and running a fever.
Ghosts arent real
I wanna sneak into subtles bed at night and dye his hair grey and call him daddy
but I think it's applicable. probably not to the joke we are playing along with here though.
you dumdum. you should have called in. go lie down.
hot
I am awash in death.
Company meeting.
And I'm not about to soak my bed.
I have the AC on down here.
you don't understand
-sp00ked-
hmm. you could lie out towels? you need to take it easy for sure.
yeah because THEY AREN'T REAL
All my work mates believe and are convinced our workplace is haunted. It amuses me.
Tokai go shower
You smell like shit
I'd rather take it up the ass.
ha. it's like the idiots who believe in religion LOL
like me
they're right
I smell like honey
CAUSE I ALREADY SHOWERED
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...
...
Do you fap in the shower?
...
you wanna stop stealing my avatars
Please don't encourage him ;~;
Each to their own, opinions and what not. But I have never seen eanything to change my mind. If it were to happen then fair do's.
Otherwise. Its wishful thinking.
love that picture.
Says you, of all people.
yeah. I dunno. in all honesty I do believe ghosts can exist, but I've never seen 'em.
You should rest and clean off the death.
Bacon and egg
...
Anti-personnel mines.
...
Lick it off me like a slut.
nice digimon
rarely
ghostist!
that sounds nice.
hope it goes well.
thank you
They do not deserve equal rights.
...
...
OH YEAH THAT ONE X_X
...
HARDER
...
goodness
such a clever girl.
...
or is it from yu gi ho
revolution when
hi
could you furry fuckers calm down. you disgusting freaks
too much
it's from both at once.
yeah come on squash kisskiss isn't gay
post hila with the weed hat
ASAP FAM
Hi!
*I move closer to you as my paw moves up your thigh*
sup
This?
Shush. Now you're just being mean on purpose.
...
hm what else is there
...
in exactly the way you like.
that's not possible
know your series!
to the STREETS
Their beanie collection is of ridiculous size. There could be innumerable weed hats.
I know that you know you are silly.
Sent home sick.
thats upsetting
i saw
aspdihfasod9uvhsfg
sdga;sdokjghw;g
UGH
hungry
Well, cupcake?
Are you going to help squash out and give him his... ehm... anal injections?
hungry :(
wub
so eat.
I do not give the injections you know this.
bump~
yOU ARE UPSETTING.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
im still mad at you go away
lonely
:(
Rin was Luka all along.
wait the fuck? what did I do? :
you know other than give you my entire gardy folder. hmph.
cute girl :)
saved
I do not want to cook or go out
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*-d
the eternal struggle of the lazy. I feel ya
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
STOP I WANT TO MOCK LUKA TOO BUT I AM TRYING TO BE NICE
Hila is a dream boat you fucking queer
to be honest cuppers is kinda a slut
like he tries to fuck everyon3 so noone is special
but like he will get better
honestly wish is sociopath
and grim is pretty much the most pathetic retard poster alive