Went to a "meetup" just three days ago after finding out there's other people in my area who are tournyfags. I was excited; maybe we could make a local clan and compete nationally? I was expecting a relatively normal group of people.
I was fucking let down.
Everyone there had a sedan covered with my little pony or "gaming" references (and it didn't help that I stuck out having an ordinary truck), and stank something fierce. Everyone played either League or dota, no street fighter or MK. Not a single fucking one of them even touched a copy of Quake 3 or UT99. Legit 25-year-old men were using words like "dank" and "pwned" in ordinary conversation. To say this was embarrassing is not near enough, considering every fucking one of these fags tried their very best to "not" fit in.
What every happened to shame? Being a nerd or a """gamer""" was never something to be proud of, it was looked down upon and rightfully so. No one liked anyone who played video games back in the '90s, so what changed? Why did this behavior become "cool"? What the fuck happened to society?
Because every professional gamer is a neet virgin who doesn't want to socialize in the first place.
Chase Sullivan
Fighting games are dead only minorities and faggots like you still play it, competitive gaming on the mainstream means either DOTA, LoL or CSGO, blame yourself for not knowing it already.
Regarding their speech you would be spouting memes and injokes if you ever met anons in some obscure event, there`s nothing wrong with acting like a retard with people that shares your hobby
Christopher Hall
2008 is when the internet went downhill.
Ian Rogers
Because the generation behind you grew up where there was zero stigma attached to being a gamer and you were considered a social outcast if you didn't play video games and spend your entire evenings on your some voicechat program.
The "Chads" of the school for my younger Sister were all Cod playing effeminate dyel nu-males spouting reddit memes.
Henry Butler
Massive viral marketing campaign to get moronic youtube addicts into the scene that lasted some time from 2010 to 2012, give or take. It's mostly Blizzard and Tencent's doing.
Oliver Hernandez
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Isaiah Watson
A bunch of cunts decided they could make huge bank off the hobby by commercializing it, they made g4 for shilling games and popularizing the hobby, then it just built up momentum, big publishers came out of the woodwork and started going hungry-hungry-hippo on small game companies until the small companies practically vanished. Then you only ever heard about the big names. This lead to a feedback-loop where because those publishers were already big, their shit got more exposure, and because it got more exposure they got bigger, etc. The gaming market was dominated, until the indie scene started to kick-in, which started off with one leg kicking the other out from under it with crowd-funding bullshit. So now the hobby itself has become dominated by those who are just on the fucking bandwagon because they want to be an epic jewtuber like pew-all jews must die-pie and make millions off sitting on their ass playing video games.
Aaron Gomez
Why would I cry? I agree with all those images.
Jaxson Murphy
Does Xe know pain?
Matthew Carter
What are you, a faggot?
Nathaniel Martinez
The indie scene as it exists today is mostly publisher and NGO preemptive co-option of the mid and low market vacuums left by the G4 conundrum you talked about. There's a reason why most "indie" games aren't actually independent at all and the ones that are get taken over by SJW immediately.
Jackson Young
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Elijah Hughes
The funniest part of the story is that OP went to ASSFAGGOTS tourney to find arena shooter players or fighting game community there.
Jack Lee
I went to the first gaming convention in my town like a year or two ago. I went alone and it was horrible. I could barely talk to any booth clerks without wanting to slap their shit for acting smug when I asked a question about something they were selling. Like "Wow, you DON'T know what this is, my gawd get with the times". Nigger, you're trying to sell me your shit, tell me something about it or its history. Fucking potion merchants, swear to god… And then there were all the fighting game sets with people playing and acting like complete jackasses because they won in a videogame. At least we don't have niggers here, that would've been awful/hilarious. And the people themselves were just… off. Most smelled bad. All walked awkwardly. Some people like me were just looking at everything at once in amazement mixed with disappointment, I knew we were supposed to be social outcasts, but that we could at least play together without a problem. Maybe I'm just too much of a normalfag nowdays and have to keep up appearances for work and such.
Gabriel Cook
epin copypasta thread
Thomas Davis
yeah, never do that. 15 years ago, you could meet some cool people off the internet. now the cool people have the sense to not go to meetups for the very reasons op discovered
Nolan Phillips
Playing games was just something you'd do when you were bored, now people make it their lifestyle.
Lincoln Green
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Julian Rogers
Don't you want to meet up with me, user-kun?
Wyatt Gutierrez
The only time you should talk about video games is while you're on here.
Adrian Gomez
Wrong. There's no excuse for spouting memes off of imageboards.
Isaiah Carter
Our society has made "Nerd" & "Geek" trendy and acceptable. The answer is simple. We have to bring back bullying.
Julian Collins
If you wanted to go meet people that play fighting games or arena shooters then go to a tourney with those games arena shooter meetups will never ever happen though
Dominic Phillips
if being retarded was a crime you would be in a maximum security prison lmao
Ian Evans
I get that these types of people are cringy as fuck. I agree that it's awful to not bathe, to eat a shitty diet, to use memespeak in real life, and I'm not exactly big on ponies myself. But that's what's cringeworthy about the whole thing, not how they're choosing to spend their free time. I was around in the 90s and I wouldn't say it's true that
Gabriel Smith
Why do Chads hate us so? Did nerds rape his mom?
Henry Myers
My theory is a combination of insecurity and different brain wiring. People who enjoy hobbies like video games, tabletop games, and serious reading tend to be people who value and even enjoy their time alone. Introverts become stressed out and exhausted when they have to socialize too much, and their solitary time is when they recharge and rest. Extroverts have the complete opposite, they feel re-energized when they have lots of other people to be around and talk to, while too much quiet and time alone drives them nuts.
As for the insecurity part, it's true that Chad usually gets to fuck the cheerleaders and other girls, while Dexter either struggles with women or doesn't date at all. But it's not enough for Chad to just do what he enjoys doing and enjoy doing it, he has to make sure everyone around him sees it and knows about how cool he is and all the cool stuff he's doing. Dexter doesn't give a fuck if you know or don't know as long as he gets to do what he likes doing. There are, of course, confident Chads and tryhard Dexters out there.
Joseph Kelly
I dont get stressed when I socialize I just hate people who dont share the same interests as me
Josiah Jones
It's because there's not enough bullying anymore to keep these faggots from going off the deep end.
Ethan Moore
I don't know why the heck you feel like "hanging out" with other people who play vidya.
Isn't Holla Forums enough cancer already?
Dominic Gray
lol
Charles James
Popularity tends to fuck things up. When the masses decide that something is cool, they inevitably ruin it with their bullshit. It becomes a shallow consumerist interest that people pretend to have for social reasons. Most people are too shallow and incompetent to even have hobbies. Being the sheep they are, they follow the Jew and shit on everything that they walk over. It's all because they think that adopting the label and pretending to have these interests is what they need to do to fit in, and show off to the people in the Kikebooks and the Twatters and whatever they use right now.
I think it will probably change when something else replaces it, and then gaming will be a niche thing again. It will be "that old stuff that those 'weird people' like", that the normalfags will have no time for, because they will be busy ruining and dumbing down something else that happens to be the thing to ruin at the moment.
I try to avoid seeing this shit, but whenever I hear these people talking even about things that I happen to like in real life, it just makes me almost want to hate everything. They are dumber than fuck. It's sickening.
Luis Miller
So lets do a meetup for cool people only
Christopher Green
When you hear people talking about games in real life, the appropriate response is to feign complete ignorance so that you aren't dragged into a tiresome conversation with a moron.
Logan Gomez
Also, something that I forgot about, but is also important to mention, is that when attention is drawn to a niche hobby, they feel attracted to it precisely because it's this "new exclusive thing that gets you attention". So, it inevitably happens to anything, but it should go away eventually, hopefully, because since their interest isn't actually real, it's very uncommitted, and can easily be drawn towards something else.
Overall, when you see women in a hobby, you know that that's happening, because women have no interests. They just want to fit in and get attention, and they want to be "with the guys", in groups that they feel they aren't allowed in, for the attention of being "the woman that likes X".
Cooper Hall
I bullied Holla Forums for being beta cucks that let their politicians fuck them and the immigrants fuck their women, and they perma-banned me.
They can't even pretend to be though guys on the internet.
Josiah Morales
We all have to learn it the hard way, but let this be a lesson to anyone considering going to one of these: Don't
Jason Gutierrez
Thread over guys.
Holla Forums strikes again.
Samuel Gonzalez
I don't go to Holla Forums. They are a bunch of spiritually Jewish left-wing cucks. Nothing to do with me.
Anyway, you know what I mean, rabbi, so don't derail shit because of one word.
Joseph Watson
I understand this might be a huge revelation to you, but video games are, and always have been, a psyop. You're just seeing the final result of it.
Jose Hill
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Carter Long
Thats pretty much it. Most people never get too much into something. They are always fleeting from one trend to the another, never developing proper standards. This is mostly because its something required if you gonna live a very social life. Then there's the other end of the spectrum. Retards like OP described, without any kind of self-consciousness, always eating their own tail. I have a coworker like that. She is full of pop-culture tattoos (shit like Mario and first gen Pokemon), has action figures of main DC and Cartoon Network characters and plays League of Legends, but it stops right there. She never goes deeper and has no intention of doing so. Its just a persona because that's what trendy nowadays.
Well then smartpants, how do you call the people and organizations that actively push trends in order to create a mass market of consumers?
Gabriel Harris
The elite, the Freemasons, the Jesuits, the Illuminati, the cultural Marxists, the occult organizations that run the show and dictate where society is heading.
Cameron Phillips
How do you moronic fucks not see the irony of getting triggered over even a single mention of jews and then turning around and trying to act superior?
Chase Powell
And who exactly are in these groups?
Adam Thompson
Satanists/Luciferians who believe in the ancient mystery religion of Babylon.
Noah Sullivan
I wanna argue against this, but double dubs have spoken
Elijah Howard
What ancient mystery religion is this, user?
Charles Rogers
Hmmm. Probably the old Canaanite pantheontbh.
Also the fact that it took more than a couple posts to call out the Jews is disappointing.
Jaxson Roberts
Read the Bible. Or listen to William Cooper's podcasts.
James Williams
None of my friends play video games for a reason. You brought this on yourself OP, thinking that social interaction while playing video games is a good idea.
Caleb James
For this reason, is why we need Chads, Rons, etc. in schools to bully and belittle people. SO that they understand that this shit is not something you should be doing in public. They need to learn what a fucking private life is.
Thomas Reed
What the fuck happened to society?
People like you started going to internet video game meet ups with strangers. Kill yourself.
Gavin Cox
I was taking your posts seriously until I saw that. Fuck yourself, fucking faggot.
James Sanders
Well, it it's undeniable that it makes sense for a negrified subhuman that worships a kike on a stick to defend the kikes, so at least your views are consistent with who you are, Mr. Shekelstein.
Hellenic ideas are not for barbarians, so please don't adopt them. Keep worshiping the Jew, and completely ignore the systems that built civilization. You are where you should be, in the dirt with the worms.
Hunter Peterson
Do you listen to yourself?
Camden Robinson
Go to your local anime convention to meet autist of your liking. I know that sounds weird, but it's the only place respectable autist go to in real life. Whenever you see a "meetup" thread of some type of get together for the sole purpose of getting together you're looking at the absolute scum of this Earth.
That being said meeting up with anyone in real life is gay as fuck. Unless you share some type of childhood bond you'll never find the friendship you're looking for.
Kevin Thomas
It's grammatically correct, you idiot.
Oliver Harris
Of course he does, how else would he suck his own dick this hard?
Bentley Rogers
Pics of proof you graduated high school, now.
Wyatt Rogers
0/10
trying way too hard
John Gonzalez
That's the key difference user. We are into some weird shit with a passion. But we have the foresight to know we can't be all autismal out on the 'real' world. A man's gotta eat. A man's gotta work. And that means a man's gotta hide his powerlevel because you have the morning meeting at 9am where your project manager will move your schedule since someone fucked up a couple of days ago and didn't bother to tell anyone about it.
Landon Fisher
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Luis Watson
tough week, huh?
Jackson Adams
People are more accepting of your autism then you think. However, it's never the people that you would assume. Hippie Liberals and shit will complain about it, Rednecks and Niggers won't give a shit if you play shitty J-pop anime openings at work as long as you do your fucking job.
Ryder Carter
Sorry for desecrating your shitty nigger language by accidentally using it in a way that you don't appreciate, Amerikike. I would gladly use another language, but that's the current lingua franca, so you will have to actually address what I say, rather than looking for flaws in how I say it.
It's an accurate description of the belief system that you would expect from someone that defends kikes and blames everything that they do on satanists that don't exist. Yes, he worships a dead kike on a stick. It's sick. I have more respect even for Judaism, and that is already a cancerous belief system.
Now, if you really want to be accurate, Satan is not even an enemy of the Christian god, in the Bible. He is essentially an assistant, having the role of tempting people so that they can be judged for their response. Christians should like Satan, but they don't, because they fail to resist temptation almost every single time that it gets in their lives.
Sage for derailing bullshit, again.
I hope that the 'forever' part isn't true and this shit goes away eventually. VR in particular may end up saving gaming, if it becomes the next new thing to ruin. Maybe the normalfags will be attracted to this "cool new gaming that isn't old" and leave everything else alone.
Noah Long
THIS
Jaxson Bennett
Filtered.
Leo Rogers
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Daniel Collins
Nah, but it will be.
I know user, one of my coworkers does have an arrow to the knee reference poster after all. I'm mostly complaining about the great gulf between something relatively subtle like that and the walking meme-spouting goblins that OP is referencing. It's sorta painful to go out there, try to find others with similar interests, and then find that they are not only their ONLY interests but that their whole waking lives take place around those interests. Hey, I read more weeb shit than is healthy but sometimes I go hike a mountain, or plan a trip somewhere, or buy a recipe book so I can finally know how to stir fry proper.
Jordan Wilson
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Mason Scott
There was a time when I thought that it would be cool to go to a meetup. However, the meetups for the (niche) games I play are either nonexistent or far away, as I live in Bumfuck village and I don't want to invest in transportation or even a motel. Also, now that the world has reliable internet connections, there is little reason to meet people face to face in the first place. If you want to play with them, just go online. People who can be mistaken for decent human beings online may be absolute cretins in real life. I'm no exception though, so I wouldn't want to torture others with my existence. I wonder if stamp collectors have meetups? I figure they don't have greasy fingers
Nathaniel Richardson
Wow sounds like you met a bunch of people from cuckchan. Sorry man I've only met normalfags on meetup (which doesn't bother me, I'm fairly normal) and the only time I met some weird ass people like the ones you described is when I went a few times to a Japanese conversation group and a bunch of faggots from /a/ were there with fuckin waifu t-shirts and naruto headbands, all fat and pimply and sweaty smelling like either really bad meat or really good cheese. Come to think of it, it was exactly like coming here, a bunch of /a/ faggots pretending to like games, except there is no smell - god bless the internet for that one.
Matthew Price
and no real sight either, since we can just post pleasant images. Like pic related, one I'm sure everyone here had a fantasy of when they were just coming into teens.
Cameron Watson
>go with group of friends to yearly retro-oriented gaming con It's the one thing in fall I look forward to. As for OP, all the good points have already been brought up. The sad thing is, most of the kids and young adults today are meme-spouting faggots, no matter what their interest is.
Ian Hill
What if you've decided to wander the woods fucked up on genuine LSD with others who find that shit hilarious?
I went to Comiket once. As much as I love getting stuff straight from the source, I don't like people bothering me.
Bentley Hughes
Yeah thank god for that. Anytime anyone posts a cute anime picture I assume they are at least 250 lbs and unshaven, sexy anime girl add another 100 and pimples.
Bentley Watson
Yeah I was told not to come back to the group because I made people "feel bad" because the skills I acquired in Japanese, which I spent studying and talking and working with Japanese in Japan, were better than any of them. Luckily I found and advanced group that doesn't bullshit around since I want something outside of my handful of JP friends here in the city.
Ps. I used to do acid in the woods all the time it was a great experience really made me appreciate nature and hate people. Then I did acid at a tech death metal concert made me love music and hate fans
Noah Morris
It's not hate, bullying weaklings and making fun of people who don't fit in is a natural societal mechanism. This shows you that you need to change in order to become an accepted member of society, it's healthy, like an immune system. If there would be no bullying, the nerd would never know that he's pathetic and would live his life not understanding why girls don't talk to him, dying as a childless, miserable man.
Lucas Martin
fuck off faggot, probably don't even play virtual on or twinkle star sprites.
Brandon Miller
Truth, bullying made me lose 150 pounds and become relatively normal. My bullies weren't even that bad.
Caleb Rodriguez
checked and wrecked
William Howard
Weird, it's the opposite for me.
Whenever someone posts a hot anime girl I get a boner and identify that poster as that girl.
Connor Brown
I'm only 140 pounds
I'll greentext another story:
Brayden James
Don't pretend like you're any better. Skinny faggots are just as bad (and arguably worse) than fat faggots.
Jason Howard
You faggots sound really insecure
Christian Ortiz
Although I will say Anyone who says that you're "paranoid" is a moron. Everyone always tells me I'm paranoid and I need to calm down. But guess what? I have a stable job, I have a life, I'm rich, and everyone who's ever said that is exactly the opposite. I bet none of them would call me paranoid, now.
Elijah Kelly
I know I look like shit, just saying I won't need to have my foot sawed off in the near future.
Connor Perez
I bet you don't even play 流行り神 series and 428~封鎖された渋谷で~ in their native language yet you bitch at people for not having played rock-em sock-em robots the anime and some cutesy waifu shooter
thanks for the hearty laugh user you made my day
Aiden Sanders
you mean timeless arcade games get that crap outta here, all I need is YU-NO
Charles Bennett
Warcraft 3 mods would be interesting, the last party I went to devolved into League of Legends, something that could easily be played over the internet.
Matthew Collins
That's not possible. Skinny faggots like yours truly don't smell like a fatass.
Caleb Reed
You haven't been around enough skinny faggots, then.
Jaxon Anderson
>tfw missed out on all the opportunities to make friends and possibly gf
Dylan Sullivan
You can't miss out on opportunities that never existed to begin with.
Oliver Robinson
I'd rather hang out with normalfags than losers that have to go to clubs to play video games together
Blake Ross
this, fucking idiots need to learn how to act around others and hide their power level
Camden Reed
this
Noah Ward
You're hot. Can I cum inside you?
Ian Brooks
Can anyone give examples of this happening outside of vidya?
Angel Jackson
It's happening to anime right now.
Luis Williams
Tell me about it
Angel Lewis
Comics?
William Fisher
they would be, but these guys had a tendency to play some mods first and when they invite me over, never tell me what the metagame is and just leave me in the dust. That Diablocraft 3 mod or whatever it was called was the worst offender, I spent the entire night trying to catch up with them.
tabletop gaming, karate/kickboxing classes I went to, education
Nicholas Harris
Oh boy. Story time!
No matter how well-intentioned you are, gaming is always going to be geared to the lowest common denominator. Making local clans and meetups are hard because everyone wants to do their own thing and indulge in their own shit tastes. Don't bother wasting your time unless you can profit from them somehow.
Connor Hill
I often forget that fat and retarded people exist so I just perceive them as close to resembling my body type. 180 lbs, tall but thin. Just average in every sense really. I despise fatasses, retards, shit skins, so I try to forget that they exist.
Asher Nguyen
The best thing about stupid people is how easy they are to manipulate.
Gabriel White
I never knew how lucky I was with my local magic the gathering community until I hit the internet. But then again, good community but the actual hobby itself went to shit because of trannies of the coast.
Justin Cooper
Kinda ironic. There's good hobbies with shit communities, but what people often ignore is that there's good communities based around shit hobbies.
Joseph Evans
Gordon pls take your oxycodone and go.
Josiah Wood
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John Cruz
blame a whole bunch of "YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT/JUST BE YOURSELF" media
Jordan Murphy
I should be asking "when will you learn?" but that's not even applicable, you had your chance to learn. You've had your chance to learn for a fucking DECADE. Ten fucking years the video game industry has been like this. Ten fucking years the video game community has been like this. Where do people like you even come from? How can you actually grow into an adult human being without being able to learn ANYTHING? Do you just forget every time you go to sleep?
Daniel Moore
That that statement came from your fingers is clear indication that you're fucktarded.
Jordan Adams
You mean standards? cellphones happened & every normalfag on the planet was introduced to video games through the internet. The barrier for entry is essentially much too low. I have half a mind to open up a Game store just to host weekly Quake Three Arena tournaments. The problem is I would have to crowdfund it. I have no idea hot to keep a game store in business during the modern age.
Dylan Long
Oh yes skinnies can stank alright but they don't typically leave a ring of sweat on the the chair they just prised their ass from.
Samuel Gomez
It depends on which game you're playing. Overwatch, SSBB, or cartoony competitive games have those types. Realistic games like CSGO, PUBG, and Rainbow Six:Siege have cool dude bros. Fighters are generally a mix of both types.
They don't like how we're spending so much effort into escapism instead of reality. I don't blame em, but I like escapism.
Isaiah Sullivan
Cons for the most part are pretty safe, as long as you primarily go to buy. I will warn every fucking guy here under 25:
DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK INTO ANY GIRL AT A CON. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IS DESPERATE FOR KIDS AND WILL FUCKING RAPE YOU IF NEED BE.
Also, if you're into legit artwork, cons are always cheaper.
Angel Turner
You don’t know about the Frankfurt School, do you, user?
Jose Bell
get a community that's loyal
Henry Evans
wear a rubber?
Ian Miller
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Charles Nguyen
They will fish the condom out of the trash can and shove the semen into their cunt the second you turn your head, I shit you not.
Benjamin Morales
lol
Brayden Davis
This is true. It has happened on more than one occasion. Trust me on this.
Weeb girls should never be trusted. Ever.
Elijah Cox
i was always told to flush condoms in sketchy situations, but i also haven't been in sketchy situations
Samuel Bell
Then be prepared for the rape allegation.
Jordan Cook
A friend of mine dated a cosplay chick and he caught her poking holes in all of their condoms with a needle, he dumped her on the spot. Don't fuck around with crazy.
Aiden James
Of course satan would like this
Bentley Morris
its a minor blessing i was born ugly and don't have to deal with this shit
Connor Young
[Citation needed]. I've been to Anime Boston and all the girls looked frumpy and asexual.
Robert Gomez
I played Quake at uni with a few people on a LAN for a session or two about 15 years ago and that felt like all the experience of them I ever needed. The people were fine and the game was fun, I just didn't need anymore from it.
I can barely imagine the calibre of an individual who would, today, go out of their way to physically meet other gamers to play unless they were all silver haired old server-room creepers who play oldies and had been doing it forever perhaps. Kids though? Now? What the hell do they have to play that's any good in the first place? They must be pinnacle level cancer, the default image I'm getting is them being like comicon kids but even more obnoxious, fat and covered in cheeto dust.
I feel sorry for the people who have to clean their stank out the place.
Connor Diaz
I don't mean petty bullshit either, I mean regular ass beatings for no reason other than you were considered a target. It didn't matter how fit I got, it's not possible to take on 3 jocks at once. It got so bad I was missing school just to avoid it, and the school never did shit. Eventually I just drop out because I'm sick of it.
I wouldnt wish that shit on anyone. Mocking is one thing, but real bullying is just terrible.
Christian Ortiz
Who the fuck knows.
Zachary Powell
Girls who can cosplay with their kids are idolized by every other bitch at the con. They become queen and by default worshiped by every other whore around her.
Gabriel Smith
I remember reading in the fighting games thread that one user went to a local meet up and they were all really chill guys and he got invited to the group's discord server and he finally found some friends. Maybe you lot just got unlucky
Liam Miller
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Chase Martin
I mean sure, that sucks, still, kids and teens will always bully unless you enforce anti bullying rules VERY rigorously, its natural. Just out of curiosity, how much did you bench?
Jack Scott
They're called niggers, chinks, gooks and spics, user.
David Foster
Nah, it has always been like this. All the decent people stick to themselves because they know that everyone else is shit.
Adrian Price
Nice.
Austin Cooper
The second your kid announces they're cosplaying past the age of 12 you know you've done something wrong.
Levi Wilson
It sure would be nice if you didn't have to be a popular normalfag to get a fucking job.
Xavier Flores
Especially if he cosplaying as Harley Quinn.
Anthony Cruz
Find their houses, start fires.
Charles Mitchell
That's why that guy specifically said "making fun of" and not "beating" I believe relentless violence against anyone is degenerate and you should too
Joseph James
kek
That they'd call it 'cosplaying' at all is a huge red nipponese flag actually now I think.
Noah Taylor
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Samuel Myers
It's even fucking worse at a furry convention. Girls in the fandom (and there are a LOT of them) with kids are looked upon as divine creatures who actually got a guy dumb enough to fuck them. I live in Pittsburgh, in the central heart of furry-town. Every fucking July I have to deal with the biggest furry convention on earth plow its way into my community. For TWO FUCKING WEEKS these pieces of shit walk around town, fucking making everything uncomfortable for everyone.
A buddy of mine lives literally right next to the convention center and was dumb enough to actually check out AC since he didn't know jack shit about furries; and to his unfortunate surprise was approached by a couple of the ugliest bitches on earth, both looking like crack whores, to his account, and asked if he'd fuck them raw that evening. Appalled, he ran out of the convention and hid in his apartment for the remainder of the day.
Adam Evans
You can cum inside me :3
Anthony Morgan
I actually have a kikebook, but I hardly even do anything with it. It has a picture of me driving my car on the Nordschleife. That's it. I consider it a bait so employers don't grow suspicious. I have no idea how anyone would be able to spend any amount of time on that website.
Carson Peterson
a string of words that should have never been combined
Aaron Perry
Why are they allowed to take kids to a furry convention what the fuck, does the police not give a shit?
Alexander Johnson
Story time motherfuckers
Brandon Lewis
Furfaggotry is a fetish, but furfags have done a pretty damn good job at concealing that it's a fetish.
Brayden Taylor
I assume normalfags use the group chat feature as well? that's my primary use for it. There aren't really any useful features on it aside from tracking local events I guess. That or you're some kind of psycho that just scrolls though and likes/comments on everything your friends say because you don't have any hobbies? I really don't know
Easton Cox
Anons, I have a solution for this >then come here and post a greentext story
Cameron Nguyen
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Charles Sanders
Do not consume that shit.
Aaron Perez
I love it all other days of the year, but anthrocon is the one time I can't stand being around town. Often take my vacation time and head up to Ontario to fish.
I was 22, and screwed a girl who I thought was just "cute" but in reality was legit unstable. She was chubby, ditzy and for the most part innocent on the surface. After I nutted a huge amount into a rubber, I pulled out and she sat on top of me, pouting and shouted "NO".
She then started to cry and screamed that she "wanted to be a mommy like all of her friends" and I was the only guy who was willing to fuck her.
She didn't care, she just kept crying and said that I was a heartless "meanie" like every other guy. I did then fucking dash into the bathroom and went back to my room, slamming the door behind me. Thank all fuck I never heard another thing from her. Thank ALL fuck.
anthrocon is a "family" event, user. Haven't you heard? No matter that late night shit involves actual sex and orgies.
Connor Campbell
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Dominic Adams
also should say I flushed the condom because fuck that
Aiden Watson
trying to get laid is enough of a 200 fucking step process as it is without having to have a clowns-suitcase full of condom tricks
jesus wept.
Cooper Hill
Fun fact: Did you know you can poison yourself if you eat too much horseradish. It doesn't take much either.
Angel Jackson
sauce?
ay, mang, you see that billboard of the tranny with the 5 o' clock shadow named billie on 380/bigelow? The "pittsburgh's premier poet". You know what that's all about?
It's not for eating. It's for baiting bitches thirsty for WIC checks to chemically burn their uterine walls.
Lincoln Lee
user, you fucked your sister and she never spoke to you again?
Kevin Phillips
2007 happened
Luke Long
new research has surfaced that shows 2013 doubled the damage that 2007 did
Ryan Torres
you sure it wasn't an isolated case?
Surely he meant hotel room
Noah Peterson
You're supposed to read them right to left, retard
Ayden Wilson
How about you just don't have sex with anything that you don't know?
Eli Lewis
getting to know people is part of the 200 step process
Juan Allen
The DDLG community is full of girls like these, fuckface, and they all want your seed.
especially the minority ones
Connor Wright
don't tell me she was a spic on top of that.
Ayden Myers
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Joseph Ross
Half Mexican. Dad was white, apparently.
Parker Gray
All of the above.
My fucking mom of all people complains about this shit happening to renaissance fair and hot topic, for fuck's sake. It's a known thing.
Science fiction in general went to shit after Star Wars and it's going through another death right now.
Hell, just look at Star Trek. Slow episodes that tackle at serious philosophical questions through science fiction premises are shoved aside in the name of "it's in space so people have to shoot each other" levels of writing.
Ryan Parker
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Noah Hernandez
I've been holding a steady job for five years, that shit isn't a requirement. I've had people from work try to creep on me before, along with exes.
Employers survived just fine before social media, they'll be fine without it. Why make their job easier to dig up personal information about you? Social media is an HR manager's wet dream because it gives them leverage over you. I'd rather be seen as a creeper than be manipulated or lowballed due to private affairs. Fuck that and everything about that.
Owen Barnes
You fucked up, the moment you saw brown the green card baby had to be a factor in your head anyway.
Just as Dave Chapelle i'm sure
Landon Stewart
It is for a lot of places, at the very least its a negative for you. You can ignore the damage social media has had on society but stating its not there is delusional.
Ethan Perez
I just use my knowledge of Japanese culture make some Jap engineers once a year horribly uncomfortable just to end it off with us getting shitfaced on a level only known to slavs. LSD innawoods is a great way to get rid of all stress unless you've got spoops or floppies out there, then you go professional.
That kinda explains why I got swarmed at Comiket.
Alexander Long
Black metal music.
Connor Sanchez
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Chase Price
Hi Varg
Hudson Myers
I did that shit a lot some years back. Started as a three man group where we talked shit and eventually started playing some DnD homebrew to make things more interesting. Legit one of the best times of my life. Then university came a knocking and there was this "brilliant" suggestion to try and join some bigger meetup over in the big city, where the university is.
It was like I stepped into a different world. A 10-20 group of people (it varied), all of them autistic to some degree, some retarded to boot. Seemed to work on a tribal basis as they had a leader and everything, who was the least autistic of them all and actually seemed interesting. I made the horrible mistake of figuring that there are like 3 people there worth talking to, and that I can just ignore the rest. I was wrong. The "leader" scoped me out on day fucking 1, quickly discovered I wasn't a literal autist or a retard, and instantly promoted me to a second in command so that I could help him tardwrangle the rest. I don't think I have ever gone through more embarassment and pent up rage. One faggot kept trying to chat up the waitress (we met up in a large café) and explain some dank memes to her, another one kept playing on his phone and scream vulgarities every time he lost (which happened all the time because he was shit) so that the entire bussiness would hear, another one brought some shitty pull-up posters and merchandise and shit and just redecorated the corner of the café immediately after arriving.
Being the enthusiastic moron I was, I figured I could just chase the worst offenders out, starting lengthy relationship drama at which end I stood victorious. The purged meetup then worked relatively well for a time, up until the summer holidays, during which I went back home. I come back two months later, and guess fucking what, more retards have joined. I jumped the ship then and there and haven't gone to a meetup since. You shouldn't either. Meet up with your friend or acquintainces that seem interesting, but never go to a public fucking meetup, you will only encounter autism in its purest, undiluted form.
Gavin Hernandez
Any place that it's a requirement isn't somewhere you'd want to work anyway. They'll use your data to sell to telemetry firms, which means your anonymity denies them another buck they can make off of you, while already working to keep your salary as low as possible.
It isn't delusion, it's vigilance.
Brayden Moore
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Matthew Howard
Can you name a few, genuinely curious. I know I've seen companies try to be sneaky about it but I have never seen it as a requirement unless it is a PR or social media related job to begin with. I didn't put any social media on my last application and I was hired fine.
Jack Brown
None outright stating it as far as I know but once they see you have no social media accounts the chances are 0% because of reasons. Had one where the whole tone dramatically shifted during the interview when the woman found out I didnt have a facebook. It is definitely seen as a bad thing for a lot of normalfags, good luck proving it though.
Daniel Bell
That depends entirely on your field and the employer in question. Some examples I've seen firsthand:
Most places don't care, but they will scour it for potential conflict of interest or liability. i.e., Making sure you're not part of any hate groups, don't have immediate connections to competitors, aren't roomates with Joe Shitfuck whom they fired last year, etc.
If it's part of a public-facing position, this applies doubly so, and they'll want to use your FB as their personal platform if you're in Sales or Marketing. If you're on the other end of the spectrum, like any customer service positions, they might insist that you make it private for "your" (their) protection.
Other things: Startups love FB indexing, because they use this data as another source of revenue for telemetry.
HR managers also love it because you're essentially doing your job for them. You're giving them reasons to weed you out, or use your personal information against you when it comes to salary negotiation, or predispositioned cause for at-will termination. It's underhanded as fuck.
Blake Mitchell
Once again, casuals are proven to be the root of the problem.
Anthony Martinez
Sounds like a cunt tbh famalam. Then again I might have lucked out because apparently I reminded the HR person of someone previously hired. But I only put my website, boring stuff, possibly enough to satisfy some HR tickboxes about having "online presence". The website contains only static, redundant data that is already found on the application form anyway but does not track me. I'm still slightly amazed anyone would give that shit to their employers or anyone else without too much thought.
Jaxon James
Tell me user, how much exactly would it take to kill you? Asking for a friend.
Gavin Butler
Knowing poisons, you'll probably recover after a short while. Worse case you'll be permanently damaged. Best case you'll actually die but it'll be painful and long.
Leo Watson
Found the problem.
Luke Nelson
Currently applying for a gaming club in uni just to socialize. A lot of the applicants and members only play e-sports, mainstream RPGs ( Altus, Square, Beth and Bioware) and youtube bait games. Only a few have consoles and most of them just have it for Just Dance. Most of them also think that Bioshock is a good game and Life is Strange made them cry because muh feelings. The kicker is that they're very unfamiliar with games outside their preferred genres since most of them have never played Sonic and Doom but have somehow played Starcraft and FF. How bad is my club?
Easton Cruz
Pretty bad from the sounds of things so far.
Carter Carter
Sounds like you're going to be surrounded by commies.
Easton Miller
and normalfags. These are the type of niggas who play only the games shilled on Gamestop TVs.
Nolan Wright
Which starcraft and which FF. Finding out can be the difference between pretty bad, to get the fuck out of there now.
Thomas Morris
I don't understand how normalfags can even like life is strange, it's just so fucking boring. woah dude you can like revert time and stuff, there's no gameplay but still like you talk to people and stuff and then someone dies or something and then the world's ending for some reason. Plus it's sjw. I don't get the normalfag appeal. It's also very girly.
Mason Miller
Both starcrafts and for FF, it's usually 7 and 15. Although there are a few that have played 8, 10 and 9. Haven't heard 6 being mentioned in conversations.
Adrian Myers
Both starcrafts and for FF, it's usually 7 and 15. Although there are a few that have played 8, 10 and 9. Haven't heard 6 being mentioned in conversations. Forgot to add that they think Andromeda is a good game.
Anthony Nelson
Both starcrafts and for FF, it's usually 7 and 15. Although there are a few that have played 8, 10 and 9. Haven't heard 6 being mentioned in conversations. Forgot to add that they think Andromeda is a good game.
Jack Sanders
You sound like a boring normalfag. Go to applebees. Order bleach.
Landon Nguyen
Not understanding normalfags is pretty relatable to me user. I was led to believe that The Walking Dead was going to be a pretty awesome show, but all I've seen so far is a soap opera with zombies. I gave up after the second season. I'm not even going to get into the "games".
Jonathan Long
This site needs fixing
Justin Bell
We used to joke about this. Jokes are now real.
Josiah King
Looks pretty good tbh
Eli White
Could be worse, means at least they played the original. 7 was really popular and what most people would know but it could be worse. It sounds like your average e-sport playing gaymers, as long as they're not completely shit in pants level retarded it might be tolerable enough. Just leave the place.
Elijah Cruz
lol 1990 was 10 years ago where did the time go woah
Cameron Long
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Brayden Sanders
Well at least we know white trash fags have shit taste in vidya.
Dylan Powell
E-sport killed competitive gaming, Fucking rapha was playing mercy in OW for shekels, the cow is dead shekelstein won and femininst dykes parade it. E-sport and everything being corporative approved while imitating every sports practice have killed the old spirit of dreamhack, evo. Take the blackpill and never look back
Noah James
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Elijah Foster
Was that the convention where furries got gassed
John Bennett
This nigga right here I went to a local animu-con in my city, turns out its filled with normal people, from the surface atleast, and girls mostly run the stands. The place is damp and hot as hell since the air-conditioning doesn't work. The only merch there is are popular shit like FGO, Kancolle, and some other popular animu that i don't really watch except JoJoand Kemono Friends. Atleast i met some /ak/ guys over there, and got alot of okay merchs for the equivalent of 30 american dollars, better than buying that shit out of the internet i guess. All in all, good and not as normalfag as comic-cons. Oh and the girls there are mostly average looking and have the 'introvert' look on them.
This man spoke the truth
Whattu fuck, does the nipgril drew all that shit? sauce on the doujin pls
i thought the problem with anime is that they stagnated hard because of hardcore pandering?
Carter Rogers
It's the most efficient form of communication.
Blake Harris
The club isn't too bad, I just wanted a place where I could play my 3ds while waiting for my classes to start.
also
Luis Howard
"Nerd" conventions were a mistake.
Aiden Parker
Kill yourself.
Jace Brooks
well you have to sign up, so its already trash
Parker Mitchell
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Ethan Gomez
You're a fucking retard.
Jaxon Gomez
Women?
Daniel Rogers
You sound like a whiny cunt. A commie whiny cunt. Then again you're at college.
Brody Gutierrez
(checked) I agree with a lot of what he says He is just very obnoxious about it
Carter Sullivan
I swear to God that guy on that second pic just looks like a Sectoid from X-Com!
Probably would scare the living shit out off me in a dark alley!
Kayden Barnes
So average?
Gabriel Long
The first image is funny because you can see expectations against reality. That bit of pink would maybe work if he was a buff guy with a crazy face but instead he looks like a complete faggot because everything besides his the pink in his hair is textbook hipster look.
Eli Howard
I've read the poster as "dinosaur penis" at first for some reason.
Is it that 90s movie about flying dog-dragon?
Cooper Thompson
That's hot (in 2D). There was a doujin where this happened.
Kayden Morris
ART imitating life.
Tyler Williams
Are you sure you're talking about Holla Forums and not Holla Forums?
Easton Harris
Was I just lucky the first time?
Adrian Jones
yes
Benjamin Turner
I'd advise anyone to not work in vidya-related companies, it's the worst kind of cancer when you deal with meme-spouting coworkers and snowflakes.
Parker Brooks
Are you in northern Florida?
Jaxon Russell
Fuck you faggot fucking kill yourself faggot I hope you die faggot tbh I bet you are waifu is a stinky homo woman you faggoty ass faggot
That exactly sounds like my best friend; has long blonde hair and lives in northern Florida.
Joshua Powell
There's nothing more hi tech than my breasts. One look stuns everyone in a 10KM radius.
Carson Perez
Hey faggot, I hear you talking shit,
Dominic Myers
Army of Darkness more like Army of Dankness you meme loving cuck faggot I hope you get hurricaned by Sandy Hook
Robert Jones
Wow RUDE.
Oliver Thompson
yall nibbas need 2 :okhand: :okhand: chill :okhand::100:
Cooper Carter
SHILL this UNZIPS GLOCK LOADS DICK FIRES INTO CROWD KILLS MORE PEOPLE THAN THE HOLOHOAX KILLS SELF
Nolan Baker
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Luke Diaz
what the fuck
Luis Martinez
SHIT DUDE IT'S YOU!!! is that subway on campus still in the running for most stale bread? also we need to DM Quake 3 again sometime
Elijah Davis
No, I'm not okay. You keep banning me just for carrying on the spirit of Rick and Morty. You and I are enemies now. You messed with the wrong goth. I will find you, and I will pickle you. Mark my words you will drown in the brine. I will hold you close and whisper to you in your final hours, "I'm pickle Rick." and then you'll die because I killed you by drowning you in the brine, effectively turning you into a pickle. -Pickle Rick
Liam Wright
bls go back to /s8s/ bls
Sebastian Gonzalez
Hey faggot, I hear you talking shit,>>13512999 Of course. Why would you expect a change? Sure nerd. Ready to lose again?
Anthony Lewis
dude i'm the owner of that board holy shit lol
Benjamin Kelly
Bitch I would have beaten you in that LAN if it wasn't for the fact you were hosting it over a fucking failing wifi. next time we're using proper cables so you don't lag your way to victory
Jordan Stewart
BEAT THIS MOTHERFUCKER I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK Who caught that ring tone Easter egg on Eclipse cell phone? Original animated X-Men series theme song! My favorite growing up! #TheGifted -Pickle Rick
Michael Ortiz
why did I forget your sense of humor until I looked at your filenames. remind me to overlook that next time.
Liam Davis
I'M ENTERING-A-VAGINA-PICKLE RIIIIIICK
Owen Anderson
GRANDPA NO!!!
Isaac Evans
No one cared who I was until I turned myself in to a PICKLE
Robert Russell
You mean you're not supposed to do this? I thought it was how we oldfags identified each other.
Anthony Sanders
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Luis Flores
What the fuck happened to this thread?
Xavier Lewis
Autist A noticed that Autist B was talking shit about his friend, Autist C (there's no denying that it is DEFINITELY Autist C, the description is on fucking point, straight from the community college, to the club with Mario Kart fags, to the custom made Gadsden Jacket), so Autist A links us to the thread, Autist C decides to confront Autist B, while Autist D, E, F, and G, (mostly Autist D) decide to follow the link and shitpost.
Connor Taylor
Well that's pretty retarded.
Hudson Sanchez
Did you expect anything else from autists
Blake Peterson
Sounds like most of these people were goons.
Andrew Hughes
Get a new hobby.
Gavin King
I went to a couple brony meetups on comic-cons Except for the creepy bearded 50yo guy, everyone else was pretty normal and chill
Oliver Evans
Somebody doesn't appreciate the power of memes :^)
Benjamin Diaz
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Luis Taylor
Eh, I was already in the comic con when I attended those
Polite sage
Brayden Wood
I fucking knew it holy shit See you at school tomorrow nerd :^)
Carson Bailey
I love you
Jordan Martin
And it's all his fault.
Brandon Scott
Maybe you'll actually show yourself instead of complaining on imageboards. Freedom ain't free, and maybe you'll understand when you've been nearly arrested and expelled a couple of times because of some Starbucks Marxists sand potatoes like I have. bring a mouse and we can play quake
David Jenkins
how many of you fuckers in this thread are in the same school?
Asher King
You bet your ass I will Tomorrow's gonna be fucking awkward now that I think about it.
Isaiah Wood
Spill the spaghetti. Never forgetti.
Cameron Bell
y-you too
Andrew Lopez
>'Alright user! I'll make sure to play that Kingdom Fighting with you sometime! If i win you're buying me kebab!' On one hand it's good knowing that he's open to playing new games but on the other holy shit he didn't even listen to what i was talking about how fucking deaf can he be and how can he not know games that have been super popular in kebab arcades bet he's not even avare of what Mustafa is
Ryan Adams
No it's from a sitcom or some shit. You're thinking of Neverending Story.
Jacob Morales
That's why I only ever attended LAN parties with people I knew.
Adam Nguyen
Is this a man or a woman? I'd self-immolate before I ever got mantitties this big
Austin Jones
I'd be more worried about the 2 Chun-li dudes.
Benjamin Ortiz
Everything turns to shit eventually. The only people still left playing video games these days are all fucking retards because games are all shit.
Landon Jones
Nerds grew up and became wealthy enough to feed shekkels into the industry wich made it grow Internet was mostly nerd territory in the begining so nerd culture (animu, vidya, comics, etc) became the one of the cornerstones of internet culture Internet became popular, normalfags got massive acces to it and got exposed to nerd culture wich, on top of being all over the internet, nerd culture had become incredibly profitable as well, so normalfags flocked into the "hurdur ima nerd" bandwaggon like flies to the shit just to be in on the trendiest hypetrain and corporations began to broaden the appeal to bait more normalfags into funeling shekkels into the industry
Camden Williams
user, I'm sorry for offtopic but please sauce me the first reaction pic. It looks like a humiliation doujin and I want it.
Josiah Morales
2007 happened.
Easton Morales
You should of bullied them, video taped it all, and uploaded it to youtube. Dumbass.
Kevin Price
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Jackson Robinson
Golden age is over. Luckily my experience was never ruined by DOTA. Fags could never get enough players so it got dropped as a money winning comp every event I went to.
Ayden Sullivan
You gotta love these people, its just so easy to mock them.
Connor Jenkins
Pretty much this. You never let memes & shit leak into IRL unless you want to be painfully cringy.
Levi Carter
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Charles Taylor
BULLY THAT FAG
Nathan Myers
I didn't expect to open this thread to find a love story developing between two college faggots. What a world we live in.
Ryan Johnson
I think the saddest part about these "people" is that they think they look good like that.
Chase Evans
Alright you guys. You've had your fun, I'm bumplocking this thread now