Zelda Partners

Deku Link > Midna

gay

I just want that sweaty shota plant ass on my face, user

nothin' wrong with that just saying it's gay

That's a girl plant, user

I know
I'm not gay

King of Red Lions is best daddy

he's not a good husbando

Sidekicks in Zelda were a mistake. In LTTP, you didn't have a sidekick, and everything worked out just fine. Sure, there was Sahasharala, or however the fuck his name is spelled, but he 1) remained in one place 2) never interrupted your game to go HEY! LISTEN xD and 3) the optional stone tablets that you could use to communicate with him gave you bits of lore along with a general hint about how you should progress in the current dungeon.

Come to think of it, Sahashrala was best sidekick.

But that means you can't have a Deku bf and do lewdgay things with him