Zelda Partners

Deku Link > Midna

gay

I just want that sweaty shota plant ass on my face, user

nothin' wrong with that just saying it's gay

That's a girl plant, user

I know
I'm not gay

King of Red Lions is best daddy

he's not a good husbando

Sidekicks in Zelda were a mistake. In LTTP, you didn't have a sidekick, and everything worked out just fine. Sure, there was Sahasharala, or however the fuck his name is spelled, but he 1) remained in one place 2) never interrupted your game to go HEY! LISTEN xD and 3) the optional stone tablets that you could use to communicate with him gave you bits of lore along with a general hint about how you should progress in the current dungeon.

Come to think of it, Sahashrala was best sidekick.

But that means you can't have a Deku bf and do lewdgay things with him

such is life

bump

Step aside, fags.

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Deku Link doesn't have an ass like that. Midna actually has a surprising amount of ass in game.

Would your answer change if Deku Link was that big bottomed in game?

nofap must be fucking impossible, porn finds me when I'm not finding it.

More like step in. where's the midna porn

Right here pal

What in the actual fuck

For me it has to be Kefka. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
Dubs

gay.

Where'd you get this picture of me?

Meh.

Fine, here's your Midna.

Well I wanted something not mutating thanks.

I'm sickened, but curious

Fi was alright. I know she talked a lot but that never really bothered me. Zelda or linebeck are probably the best though.

This user speaks truth. Arguing over the best Zelda partner is like arguing over the best cancer.

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Makar is 10x better then that THOT.

That THOT makes me think of ATM machine.

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