Ywn have such a glorious beard as marx or engels

why live

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Workin on it fam

The only beard I can pull off is Abraham Lincoln's, and that one looks stupid as fuck.

Facial hair may look good, but it is nothing but an annoyance when you are trying to eat a girl out.

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That third picture isnt Stalin guys

a smooth mustache will stimulate the clitoris. do you know fucking nothing?

You're not Stalin.

why live?

Why would you subject yourself to such a disgusting act, women don't need pleasure they need obedience

Tell us more.

Wait, do you mean they need to be obedient or they require obedience?

Marx had a nice beard, but Engels beard is on another level.

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Question: as a socialist should I grow out my beard?

Lel

Feels good

Should I do it fellow Marxposter?

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