Why aren't there any good modern consoles wiht an ergonomic/not fucking hand-raping design...

Laughable jokes for controllers. Absolutely pathetic.
Why do indie faggots put "PLAY WITH A CONTROLLER" screens in the beginning of their games? A keyboard is far superior for platformers.

Well, it's superior for platforms designed around 8directional movement.
Save for a few Dpads.

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It's a shame the buttons on the vita are so small and bunched together. I wish they were at least close to the size the psp's buttons were.

What kind of midget are you?

Yes, it's much easier and comfier to use four fingers on four keys for movement instead of one thumb. What if you needed to press opposite directions at once? Fucking retard controllerfags

I did a thing, makes it much easier to carry than the standard grip. Don't understand how someone could possibly tolerate using the two joycons separately, frankly.

I don't mind it, it's like wii-motes, most people still hold their hands in standard "controller grip" while they're separate instead of just relaxing their hands on your lap.

How did you do that? Looks like it would be easier to pack than the grip with handles.
The loose joycons work best in BotW. You use the right one to aim arrows, and it works really well.

I imagine he just ripped off the grips… or perhaps they can be unscrewed, I haven't used the thing for a while so I can't recall.