Not satyrs

I dont know why it bothers me but why do games have blue satyrs and never call them satyrs? I mean look at this
Soraka has blue skin, a horn and goat legs but she is never called a satyr
Draenai are also goat legged, blue and they even have 2 horns. in fact there are satyrs in WoW but the only difference is one has more fur than the other.

Fairly sure there was more but I cant remember any right now.

Stop assigning your anthropomorphic, heteronormative male opinion to other species. You don't get to decide what others are called.

Most properties try to put their own spin on things to give them an identifiable difference. With the exception of Tolkien races because as we all know Tolkien races are used to be lazy with your setting.

Regardless, we need more satyr/pan inspired ladies in bust a games.

Bust a move?

I want to fuck Soraka.

Because they aren't really half-goat and half-human with a clean split. It's more like a mix. Do you call purple "blue-red"?

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Draenei are ayys

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Are female satyrs a thing? I thought they were male goat-demons who lured women in with song and wine and then raped them in their sleep.

I was a very stupid teenager with no money at the time. It was also the only game I liked that other people in my class played.

What is having shit taste like?

I never thought about that. I suppose that could be one reason to not call them satyrs but that makes me wonder how satyrs in Warcraft works.


well draenai dont have a clear split between goat and man so wouldn't it be more accurate to say they are "purple"?

it was awful. I was a pretentious little weeb in my teenage years. Thankfully I started playing real mans games like Gauntlet: dark legacy.

I want youngfags to leave

I'm 25 and played League my sophmore year of high school. Do some basic fucking math, you goddamn troglodyte.

post porn

But user, didn't you know you have to be at least 30 to post herewithout getting lynched?

Or just don't mention your age
Regards, younger than Doom

no.

That's because they're fauns, you dork.

(fukken checked)
whats the difference?

Satyrs are more related to masculinity, sexuality, male lust and boozing, totally chad tier bros.
Where as fauns are more like greek shota hobbits, as they are more down to earth and nymphs actually chase after them instead of the other way around.

well now faun shotas sound pretty cool.

It's easier to pretend one person is a hack than to recognize that everyone aping him is one.

There was an elf that was actually raped by orcs in lord of the rings her name was Celebrian.

Elrond got cucked by orcs.

A satyr is goat everywhere below the belly button and it has two horns.

Fantasy races all fucking suck. Humans are the only form that can achieve sapience. Our features are perfected to survive the harshest climates on earth, as in space.

Let's see how well you can survive a vacuum.

Did you say space is the harshest climate on Earth?

What are space suits for again, user? Fantasy is shit and anything related to it is garbage.

What does blue skin have to do with satyrs anyway?

Satyrs are great.

Pretty much this. Tolkien elves are just exemplar humans that lack the concept of death in their being (until the 1977 Hobbit movie elves didn't even had pointy ears). Couple the fact of living forever with being extremely autistic and you have an entire race of craftsmen, artists and warriors that can get so good in what they do that at some point their "art" becomes indistinguishable from magic. For example, a human has about 50 years of crafting chair and then he dies, meanwhile elves and dwarves can make chair into eternity so it's understandable that they will reach a point of being so good in making chairs that their chairs will be able to fly on their own.

Meanwhile D&D elves are just tree-hugging snobs.

It's a WoW thing, I think. Draenei are supposed to be aliens so Blizzard gave them blue skin to make them more strange.

Warcraft already had Satyrs since 3, as well.

I love these posts because they're contrarian.

Aren't Satyrs already corrupted beings in Warcraft?

It's double corruption. Which is as stupid as it sounds.

You can't throw a rock without hitting a new source of corruption in Warcraft.

Considering how corrupt modern blizzard is I really shouldn't expect anything other than corruption from their games.

God I wish I knew girls that pale.
Fuck.

Dubs confirm patrician taste.

gas the weebs

I love blue space goats

It really pisses me off that the futa faggots have their teeth into them. And they don't bother to tag their awful fetish either

That artist isn't innocent either

Yeah I hate futa too, People who dont tag stuff properly should be gassed.

bump

People who do this are worse than satan.

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