I dont know why it bothers me but why do games have blue satyrs and never call them satyrs? I mean look at this Soraka has blue skin, a horn and goat legs but she is never called a satyr Draenai are also goat legged, blue and they even have 2 horns. in fact there are satyrs in WoW but the only difference is one has more fur than the other.
Fairly sure there was more but I cant remember any right now.
Justin Bennett
Stop assigning your anthropomorphic, heteronormative male opinion to other species. You don't get to decide what others are called.
Luis Nelson
Most properties try to put their own spin on things to give them an identifiable difference. With the exception of Tolkien races because as we all know Tolkien races are used to be lazy with your setting.
Regardless, we need more satyr/pan inspired ladies in bust a games.
Ethan Mitchell
Bust a move?
Tyler Carter
I want to fuck Soraka.
Brayden Johnson
Because they aren't really half-goat and half-human with a clean split. It's more like a mix. Do you call purple "blue-red"?
Elijah Rodriguez
POST MONARA
Asher Diaz
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Jordan Watson
Draenei are ayys
Aiden Johnson
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Sebastian Ross
Are female satyrs a thing? I thought they were male goat-demons who lured women in with song and wine and then raped them in their sleep.
Kayden Sanchez
I was a very stupid teenager with no money at the time. It was also the only game I liked that other people in my class played.
Brayden Watson
What is having shit taste like?
Parker Carter
I never thought about that. I suppose that could be one reason to not call them satyrs but that makes me wonder how satyrs in Warcraft works.
well draenai dont have a clear split between goat and man so wouldn't it be more accurate to say they are "purple"?
Jose Green
it was awful. I was a pretentious little weeb in my teenage years. Thankfully I started playing real mans games like Gauntlet: dark legacy.
Noah Price
I want youngfags to leave
Noah Diaz
I'm 25 and played League my sophmore year of high school. Do some basic fucking math, you goddamn troglodyte.
Cameron Morgan
post porn
Jack Morales
But user, didn't you know you have to be at least 30 to post herewithout getting lynched?
Ian Fisher
Or just don't mention your age Regards, younger than Doom
Jose Reed
no.
Carson Reyes
That's because they're fauns, you dork.
Blake Gonzalez
(fukken checked) whats the difference?
Nathan Reed
Satyrs are more related to masculinity, sexuality, male lust and boozing, totally chad tier bros. Where as fauns are more like greek shota hobbits, as they are more down to earth and nymphs actually chase after them instead of the other way around.
Christian Russell
well now faun shotas sound pretty cool.
Xavier Rodriguez
It's easier to pretend one person is a hack than to recognize that everyone aping him is one.
Levi Wilson
There was an elf that was actually raped by orcs in lord of the rings her name was Celebrian.
Elrond got cucked by orcs.
Charles Sullivan
A satyr is goat everywhere below the belly button and it has two horns.
Gavin Moore
Fantasy races all fucking suck. Humans are the only form that can achieve sapience. Our features are perfected to survive the harshest climates on earth, as in space.
Connor Richardson
Let's see how well you can survive a vacuum.
Josiah Green
Did you say space is the harshest climate on Earth?
Josiah Reed
What are space suits for again, user? Fantasy is shit and anything related to it is garbage.
Isaiah Scott
What does blue skin have to do with satyrs anyway?
Parker Adams
Satyrs are great.
Aiden Hernandez
Pretty much this. Tolkien elves are just exemplar humans that lack the concept of death in their being (until the 1977 Hobbit movie elves didn't even had pointy ears). Couple the fact of living forever with being extremely autistic and you have an entire race of craftsmen, artists and warriors that can get so good in what they do that at some point their "art" becomes indistinguishable from magic. For example, a human has about 50 years of crafting chair and then he dies, meanwhile elves and dwarves can make chair into eternity so it's understandable that they will reach a point of being so good in making chairs that their chairs will be able to fly on their own.
Meanwhile D&D elves are just tree-hugging snobs.
Ian Howard
It's a WoW thing, I think. Draenei are supposed to be aliens so Blizzard gave them blue skin to make them more strange.
Austin Cook
Warcraft already had Satyrs since 3, as well.
Henry Reyes
I love these posts because they're contrarian.
Hunter Peterson
Aren't Satyrs already corrupted beings in Warcraft?
Eli Martin
It's double corruption. Which is as stupid as it sounds.
Robert Johnson
You can't throw a rock without hitting a new source of corruption in Warcraft.
Carson Campbell
Considering how corrupt modern blizzard is I really shouldn't expect anything other than corruption from their games.
Nathan Hughes
God I wish I knew girls that pale. Fuck.
Grayson Rodriguez
Dubs confirm patrician taste.
Carter Miller
gas the weebs
Connor Campbell
I love blue space goats
It really pisses me off that the futa faggots have their teeth into them. And they don't bother to tag their awful fetish either
That artist isn't innocent either
Jaxson White
Yeah I hate futa too, People who dont tag stuff properly should be gassed.