Am I weird?

Okay, so, I love pokemon, I've got all the main games after D&P, including Sun and Moon, and I've never caught a single female pokemon in any of them. Not even once. That means no female-only pokemon for me either. And not because of a "challenge" or anything. It just feels… off having female pokemon in my team. Can anyone relate? Or am I just a weirdo?

Did you turn EXP-share off on XY/SM?

Seeing at how anons turn out when they get female pokemon I'd say you are doing just fine.
And if you dont believe me, just wait. I'm sure those anons will turn up real soon.

You're new here, aren't you?

I always savescum to make sure all the Pokemon I catch are male with good natures, too.

In my defense though, I want to get fucked by them.

The weird thing is that I didn't have internet back then, so I had no idea about challenges like Nuzlocke etc. So I did it on impulse.

Nope.

You'd be missing out on some pretty neat pokemon if you ignored female only ones. Jynx and Vespiquen are really fun until someone sets up rocks.

It doesn't reall bother me since I've never battled online.

yes

lol gay ass nigger coal mining faggot. goodra is more female than gardevoir and it isnt even human

Pardon?

your new shows.

Somewhat. I tend to stick with male pokemon, mostly because the pokemon I like look "manly" and it's kinda weird having a female machamp or something like that. With certain other pokemon I don't mind so much.


Man, fuck natures. I hate that shit. I have to resist the urge to not catch a bunch of the same pokemon to get a good nature even if the one I have isn't half bad.

Please explain. I don't get it.

Gardefags ruined Gardevoir. I just wanted a knightbro. At least Escavalier exists

looking for niggers to fuck. niggers are black like coal, thus the searching for love part becomes "mining" and niggers being the coal

Thanks for not telling me to fuck off and actually explain it.

Isn't the term "coal burning"? Unless you're referring to the searching them part instead of actually fucking them, but then I believe the term for someone looking to fuck them is a "mudshark".

Certain pokemon should be female, like Gardevoir, or Lucario, to avoid the furries. The only pokemon I wouldn't tolerate being female would be the starter pokemon. Your first pokemon should always be a bro. Unless it's a grass pokemon, I can see all grass pokemon being women, considering they're the weakest of the three types.

No. Although it sounds similar and is related, "coal mining" and "coal burning" are different things.

Worse, you're a cuckchanner.

So let's get this straight. I think "coal mining" is the intention of finding a partner of african descent and "coal burning" refers to performing sexual acts with the said partner. Hence women who have intimate relations with niggers are considered "coal burners". The gender inverted term is "oil drilling" and "oil driller", so white men who like to disappoint their parents by marrying a negress. Am I right?

Pretty much except coal mining has the "im gonna fuck the next nigga i see" thrown into it. A woman is determined to find a black man to fuck.

Sage for mentally defective piece of shit.

Oil drilling is nigger females, coal burning is nigger males.

Burn the coal, pay the toll.
Cook the rice, pay the price.
Sleep with red, scalp your head.
Bed with abbo, now you're so far off the deep end of bestiality that a rhyme isn't even necessary.

Go ahead OP, open up your neghole for cummies. You deserve it

I tend to fill out my Pokedex as best I can on a single version, so somewhere along the line I catch a Nidorina and evolve it to a Nidoqueen.

Nah, there's a lot of autistic homosexuals on Holla Forums

I usually try to get male/female to match what they look like. Ralts/Kirlia/Gardevoir always has to be female, unless I want a Gallade. Primarina looks female so if I wanted it I'd keep resetting the game until I got a female Poplio.

Though for pokemon like Absol and others I don't really care.

Eevee the only female Pokémon that matters.

I CAME TO THIS THREAD FOR POKEPORN. WHERE IS IT?!

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