ITT cases of developers doing retarded shit that angers their fans

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This guys gonna give himself an ulcer.

why would you bother going to that cesspool?

Nope, I knew it was going to be shit from the start. Nice try making yourself look like an absolute retard though, trying WAY too hard.

Everything about this

Why do you go there?

quality discussion

It's like cuckchan, but worse!

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This shit everytime. Niggers were gagging on this things cock and then acted smug like they knew all along. Now, I don't doubt that there were some anons who hated it the whole time, but the amount who sat there and tried to act smug was laughable. Personally, I give no shits about youtube celebrities at all, and if it wasn't for Holla Forums promoting them I wouldnt even know who that fat fuck was, let alone ANY eceleb. Its like, Holla Forums has its own version of normalfags sometimes. Holla Forumsormies.

reminded me of duncan.

Holy shit, it took me this long to realize that even the cover was massproduced bullshit.

No you don't get it, the concrete in the background looks like wings because he's half demon half angel half human, It's so clever!

Remember the time that one guy on the Hirez stream was spectating a decent player and decided he was aimbotting solely because he was a decent player?
It had stupid shit like the guy looking behind him and the streamer thinking "wow look he's cycling between players"

That's exactly what the neural net would say, tbh.

Still better than the "too cool for vidya" hipsters. Or the raging homos. Come to think of it, Holla Forums has a lot of groups that are straight up cancer. Still not the worst board, not as long as Holla Forums exists.

At what point in time did the chances of this happening become 100%?

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Stop posting and take your meds.
About as dumb as Holla Forums when they call people NPCs.

I never spotted that.
I thought it was just generic cover rubble/explosion

Chance of what?

A man who thinks he can become a woman is delusional to say the least, if not completely broken away from objective reality.

this would work better if the banana was painted in red

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What exactly is an "e-celeb". Seems like a term that's by definition bad.

Would somebody like Jontron count as an E-celeb?

After Diablo 3 sold over 10 million copies despite Blizzard constantly shitting on their fanbase and ex-developers.

More like a few blotches of red as some don't even bother fully transitioning

I'm glad the "Holla Forums is Holla Forums lite" meme died off years ago, because there is no way that'd be true in a world where Holla Forums is this garbage.
Holla Forums is /sp/ without the charm that makes it /sp/.

it would work better if faggots put thought into obvious analogies

Correct. Discounting the (1) and done low effort "it's shit" posts, there were only ever a handful of anons (1 out of 10 at best) in the YL threads, even right up until the sandnigger shitshow, that were claiming it was going to be a mess. Then it's released, and suddenly everyone smugly claims to have known it all along.

How dare you, Steven Joseph is one of Canada's national treasures.

Blizztards deserved it fully though, seeing as how they have such shit taste in games that they enjoy Blizzard games.

It still emboldened other developers to do the same.

Can't refute that I guess. Then again, can you blame them? There was no backlash against Diablo 3, Blizztards were asking for it.

Everything since 2007

National treasures!

E-celeb tends to mean internet celebrity, but in most cases big YouTubers

Snake pass was fun though so at least that counts for something
also
come on now

That was actually bretty gud. More evidence that Drag Queens > Trannies.

We both know there was serious unironic Snake Pass shilling going on in the YL threads with anons posting pictures of their Steam checkout confirmation page after buying it and encouraging everyone to "support these GOOD devs instead of SJW cancer devs".

Well here is a case of all Hirez employees getting banned off of R/tribes because of them attacking their own fanbase and trying to ban players they don't like plus shilling.

Bart works at google now, hes not even a hirez employee for like the past 3 years
i think APC is gone too.

Stopped reading.

Holla Forums doesn't hype anything.
That's how they always make themselves feel good:
New release? It'll be shit.
Is it shit? Good. I told you so.
Is it good? No. No, it isn't. Nitpick it to hell. Add smug anime faces to compliment the post. Compare it to games of other genre. Make up retarded fucking criteria nobody cares about and use that to discredit it.
All games are bad. You'll never be wrong if you say a game is shit

What was MGSV
What was Nier Automata
What is butterlord
What is Ace Combat 7
What was Dark Souls II

Wow, you need psychological and medical treatment to make you normal!
Good thing you came! We'll gladly get you started on a wildly unnatural treatment and then chop off your dick and leave you with a gaping wound that you'll need to dilate for several hours a day, so you can be normal and happy!

Really activates those almonds.

Each of those hypes always had strong backslash, except maybe MGSV and Ace Combat

What’s wrong with the lower half of this… thing.

I want to ask why you downloaded this but I think I already know the answer.

Of course they had strong backlash, almost everything on this site has backlash. If you don't let the shitposting master baiters get under your skin games and upcoming releases are can be discussed here, and yes, they can be hyped here too.

The majority of posters in those threads were hyping the shit out of the games pre-release, which is in stark contrast to the "Holla Forums never hypes anything" meme. For a very recent example, Sonic Mania, which was hyped to the moon right up until Holla Forums discovered that the PC version had been delayed to add denuvo.

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People hated Yokaylaylay because they copied several things from Anton and Coolpecker I believe.

That's my point. It's why the "hype" you see here is never really as big as in other places.

That's a terrible example, people were calling it a glorified romhack and a rehash from early on.

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strictly speaking jontron is an e-celeb in that he's a big, fairly popular youtube personality, so he fits the technical definition.

he differs from a lot of e-celebs in that he has, thus far, managed to avoid the poz that seems to infect most e-celebs, while also not getting a big head and turning into an asshole. he genuinely seems to enjoy what he does, and that comes through in his work ethic. he also has gone to great lengths to keep his personal political views out of his work. anytime he's discussed what he thinks about, say, GG, it's never been on his channels. he keeps his channels focused on what they were designed to do, instead of bringing in unnecessary bullshit.

he also doesn't seem to hang out with the SJW crowd beyond any professional links, such as with egoraptor. plus he's a great source of reaction images.

Even in my post there are 2 examples that ended up being mediocre. Being hype about stuff is fun, but the average Holla Forumsirgin is incredibly distrustful of the industry nowadays, and for good reason. Perhaps when the industry gets better and passionate people make videogames again Holla Forums will become more optimistic, but for now there are very few times when "HOLY SHIT GUYS [X] CONFIRMED GET FUCKING HYPE" is a thread-related unironic post.

Full of posts calling it shit as well.
You were. I personally don't agree but I saw posts like that.
You do understand you're misreading what I'm saying and spouting nonsense? I don't agree with the shitposts about Mania early on, but they were there.

So we've gone from
to
You could just admit that you misspoke earlier. It's not going to kill you.

Which are largely ignored or called cynical.

Did we ever find out if the game was successful? Never heard any site singing its praises and see constant discounts for it, so I'm guessing no.

Even in the youtuber e-celeb circlejerk most people were disappointed. I don't think it did so good.

There are always more than a couple. Specially on the latest releases. It's not "hype" if there's also strong dissent.

Now we're getting into semantics, your definition of hype is different from everyone else's. You don't need the entire site to be hyping something for there to be hype, also take into account this is Holla Forums. There is always going to be a few angry people disagreeing because this website is like that.

of course

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Pretty sure the thread is about devs and not codemonkeys making a million if else statements

I feel so proud to have been in that thread :")

I love how he has the gall to talk about Dante getting laughed out of bars when they made Donte

I forgot that most youngsters don't remember that the e prefix implies it's an internet counterpart to real life.

Email used to be e-mail, Ebay meaning E-bay, etc. Even things like E-peen is unrecognized which is what most moderators have too much of and means a virtual penis that they like to pretend is big and they're compensating for the lack of size in their real life counterpart.

pray to god pray to kek, pray ro the devil bloodstain dont pull one of this shit

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Here's to you, oldfag.

Didn't it turn out he wasn't even the one programming it, which just adds to the pile of suspicion regarding the game's unwarranted popularity?

Oh I'd believe it, I wish more e-celebs would move off Youtube to put a dent in (((them))).

They'd lose their viewbots if they did that though.

Tripwire interactive and the whole debacle of the release of Red Orchestra 2 was the only case where I was directly part of the angry fanbase of something. I think they've done a bunch of other controversial shit since then but I haven't been following their games.

that was /r9k/ that started that

I can't sit through a single one of Jontron's videos, I don't understand how anyone can find that shit funny. That said, removing him from the game revealed the devs as top tier SJWs, so I chose not to support them, since they would use that money for SJW things that make the world a worse place.

That said, I admit that I was excited for it before. I was never a huge fan of Banjo, always more of a Spyro man myself, but I was desperate enough for cartoony 3D action games to make a comeback that I was completely ready to settle for Yooka Laylee, at least until they pulled that SJW shit.

3D Platformers are better than Collectathons anyway, and with Crash being such a success, maybe we'll finally see that genre make a comeback, instead of Collectathons.

Before he went all out "I'm a movie producer" his videos were fine. Now they are just the worst parts of AVGN although admittedly at a much better production value

Naw, I tried watching his early stuff. Yelling random sound effects was never funny.

When I first saw yooka and laylee, it INSTANTLY reminded me of Microsoft era rare, I saw how blocky and disgusting the motherfuckers heads were along with the model composition and I recoiled violently in disgust but unsurprised stoicism, followed by frustrated anger. I knew the disappointment was coming, but I didn't know it was gonna be this heavy. I thought it was going to be a damn near mirror of the same feeling banjo and kazooie brought me. I didn't expect a 1:1 iconic duo and game, but I was hoping for them to throw me a bone with a good throwback and a decent execution, boy was I wrong, so fucking wrong.

I knew then and there that it would be irredeemable dogshit. Always trust your gut, people. If something doesn't look right, then it's NOT right. At least beck, in spite of his tremendous failure, is somewhat satisfying to ogle while Yooka and Laylee look like a retarded Gex and a ball of half melted Lego blocks that were molded as desperately as possible. Never again.

There was backlash, the servers didn't work and the whole marketplace thing was cancer. Didn't stop the blizzfags from playing everyday though.

The name alone was enough to make me avoid it because only a talentless hipster think naming anything after a ukelele is a good idea.

Maybe it should have been a French guy named Guy and a black guy named Tar?

but that would imply the typical tranny even attempts to pass as female

It's not mocking transexuals, it's mocking those pictures of fat women with the words skinny and healthy written all over them.

Why doesn't this fucking faggot actually attempt to finish his game instead of releasing builds with basically no new features added?

That was just a placeholder post.

We already have Liru dev and he got his shit done.

That pic always makes me disturbed; you are literally writing on your body "I'm beautiful" to make believe others and riding in a subway, probably because surface dwelling police will catch you. How much of a faker you have to be to think you can convince, or have to convince others by brute forcing in their faces, when ? Like you want to be beautiful by the physical standards of the world, but put no effort in losing weight or even dress yourself up in good clothes/makeup/personality, when you yourself cry to sleep over how ugly you are, you know it deep down in a corner of your mind; that's why you lie to yourself and make others take part in your lie. Its clearly not about inner beauty or some shit because you only mention about your appearance, you only show your blubberous body, you write upon that body. You want others to look at your body, at the leperous fold, stretch marked ravine of a cleavage and know that you're ugly, on the inside and out, but due to them being part of your elaborate lie of social justice, tell you you're beautiful just to make you feel good, feed your ego and what's left of your self esteem. You want them to be momentary slave who only exist to validate you.

There are people, Men and women, genuinely uglier than her who work hard, create things, help others, have good characters/personality, love others and themselves. That makes them beautiful/admirable. Not physically but overall. Imagine being in her mindset without all the SJW around, she'd be locked alone in dark room muttering "I'm beautiful… I'm beautiful" repeatedly to convince herself and others.

I can only imagine what the man on the left had been going through during this.

If you're gonna make a silly name of an instrument at least make something half witty, a genre, or go towards the original two instrument name.

Like Roll n' Roll (Genre)
Guita-Rheesta (Guitarist + Reed)
Trom-Boneio (Trombone)
Harmo-Nica (Harmonica)
Hipp-Hopper (Genre)
Violo-Vuzela (Violo + Vuvuzuela)
Scratch & Cymbal (Percussion)
Acord-Yolk (Accordion)
Mari-Achi or Maria-Itchy (Mariachi)
Beatie-Bopper (Beat-Bop)
Oboe-Triangloo (Oboe + Triangle)
Fiddle-McJinkles (Fiddle + Jingles)
Hornio-Accordeeyo (Horn / Accordion)
Cellolio-Picalio (Cello / Piccolo)
Therbo-Mandlina (Theorbo / Mandolin)
Arpeggie-Flutetoot (Arpeggione / Flute)
Heckel-Whistlerino (Heckel-Clarina / Whistles)
Timpa-Xaphonie (Timpani-Xaphoon)

These are just a few I can spitball, I guarantee you I can do hundreds better if I really put my mind into the names alone. You have to keep in mind that slapping random instruments together won't have much of an effect if they don't blend well together. When I think "Banjoes" and "Kazoos", I think of Hillbillies, swamps, and southern culture in general. You have, you HAVE to nail down the kind of feel and narrative you want with your characters names to the hilt. This is one of the things that stroke me as shallow in yooka laylee, it didn't have as much of a strong thought put into it's narrative. While BK focused on the culture I mentioned before, AND the addition of fairy tales (A Bear, a Bird and a Witch)

Yooka Laylee focuses on (A Chameleon, A Bat, And a Businessman?)
It doesn't flow well. They could have flipped the script and made it about stereotypes, Yooka is the nerd, Laylee is the Cheerleader and Capital B. Is the Principal/CEO. Hell, the motherfucker even has books to go around in his lair! THEY HAVE BOOKS, IN HIS LAIR. What do nerds love? BOOKS! FUCKING. BOOKS. Why do pagies have eyes? Why are the gold feathers stupidly spread out? Why does it expand on everything bad banjo was? Why can't every character stop being an eyesore? What happened to the funny jokes?
Even without scrapping the current narrative/story they lost potential, it's that fucking bad and it pisses me off so damn much I can't help but feel my blood boil when seeing every detail they could have built upon and incorporated FUN game mechanics into, rather than the grating slop we got.

Hey, maybe make Yooka use a pen as a pogo stick, maybe make laylee spit different types of gum like kazooie spat eggs, and use their ball rolling technique as a sort of expanded attack, maybe roll a bit then have laylee KICK yooka like a soccer ball with tight precise movement after. See? Another idea, after another. Here's yet another, have yooka slap enemies with his tongue rather that fighting them directly, banjo got off because he's a bear, but chameleons don't punch shit, they use tongues as the main means of offense, use his tongue as a lasso, bring the enemy to you THEN have laylee punch them with her pompoms! Whip the motherfuckers too.

That would make for a nice porn game.

Fine. You win

I'm tired, tired of all of this, tired of endlessly critiquing nearly every game I play. This was supposed to be the turning point. They were supposed to change it all. I wanted to scream in joy when they announced a spiritual sequel, I talked to grant himself, along the gang and told how much I adored them all, then years later they turned out to be gigacucks. Fucking worthless motherfucking shitfucking cuckfucking anal splitting child raping negro worshipping ratfuckshit gobbling crooked tooth gobbling sperm injecting head slamming tea sucking cookie crumbling PIECES OF SHIT.

They're DEVELOPERS. I'm supposed to be the CONSUMER. I'm not supposed to be coming up with IDEAS FOR THEIR SHORTCOMINGS. I'M SUPPOSED TO SIT ON MY ASS AND ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF IT MINDLESSLY & BLISSFULLY WITHOUT CRITICISING EVERYTHING THEY COMPLETELY FUCKED UP. I SWEAR TO MY GRANDMOTHERS CRUSTY CLIT. RAREWARE WAS MY HERO AND THEY MANAGED TO DESTROY THAT IMAGE ENTIRELY, I 100%'ED BANJO AND TOOIE, ALONG WITH DK64, PERFECT DARK AND 007. THAT'S THE GAME THAT GOT INTO SHOOTERS. FOR FUCKS SAKE, THEY'RE THE REASON I WAS SUCH A NINTENDO FANBOY AND GOT ME THROUGH THE HARD TIMES OF A DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY, THEY WERE /MY/ GO TO WHENEVER I WANTED ESCAPISM, THE WORLD FELT SO WHIMSICAL, CHARMING AND HILARIOUS. IT PUT A SMILE IN MY YOUNG FACE WHEN THE TEARS STREAMED DOWN AND MOTHER HAD ANOTHER NIGHT DRINKING HER LIVER OUT, BANJO WAS MY FRIEND, AND NOW HE'S GONE, AND HIS REPLACEMENT IS A FUCKING INSULTING IGUANA FUCKHEAD. FUCK YOU CUCKTONIC DEVS, YOU'RE FUCKING HACKS.
THOSE PEOPLE HAD SUCH AN IMPACT ON ME AS A KID, AND NOW THEY BECAME NOTHING MORE THEN A WET FART.
FUCKING HELL, WHERE DID THAT CREATIVITY GO?! WHAT HAPPENED TO PASSION, MAN. IT'S SLOWLY EATING ME INSIDE BUT I KEEP TEARING THESE LEECHES OFF MY BLEEDING SKIN BECAUSE I WILL NOT COMFORM. YOU HEAR ME MOTHERFUCKERS. I WILL NOT COMFORM.

Anyways–
The new characters needed a name that didn't roll of the tongue at first then slowly became attached to you. When I was a little kid and heard the name "Banjo-Kazooie", I thought it was the weirdest fucking name ever, and eventually I learned to love it. Yooka-Laylee rolls off the tongue a little too well and falls flat when thinking of a dorky name to represent the dysfunctional duo (which wasn't even that). It's just that, one instrument, It's like getting banjo and prolonging it to "Baehn-Joeh", of course Ukelele is longer, but you get my idea.

They key is to find a word that doesn't roll of the tongue suddenly when put together, yet does so with time.  At least, find words that would be rather unusual to put together or have an oddly fitting click.
I'm done for now, I'm keeping this rant as a WIP for an essay or a review or something. This shit is my heart and soul, I can't accept mediocrity>>13373470

There's always next E3, maybe Ren will show this time

Sorry for no webm, I'm not on my Linux machine with ffmpeg This guy makes a good point about how the games that we used to love don't come just from raw unfiltered ideas that come from the developers, but from a heavily scrutinised and compromised work that balances the dev's ideas with the producer's or director's demands at times.

I've watched that video to death, which is to say I agree strongly. Good taste user. Very good taste.

Whoever shows us. Just end it all.

Holy autism barkman
you're right though

Glad you do. Funny enough, it's one of the few videos on his channel with a dislike bar that high. That game's community is really autistic.

They're only concerned about selling units and not having a backlash by releasing a buggy mess. Any interference that results in a game's improvement is accidental.

Banjo Kazooie was always worse than Mario 64. I never understood why people loved it so fucking much. It was more polished, sure, but it had the benefit of being released after Mario fucking defined the genre.

Depends on the type of input they're giving. Could range from annoying things like cutting budget and broadening the demographic to being the reason souls games even exist (wanting to make a competitor to Oblivion).

I like both honestly. If you got Mario 64 and merged it with BK then you'd get the near perfect game. Mario is excellent for platforming, but banjo has always had the upper hand in being a treasure collector. The reason why people hated TOOIE so much is because it was essentially what would happen If you got banjo and transported him the the Mario 64 world, it was flawed by how slow banjo moved in vast places and I understand if people found that jarring. It would be a definitely improvement if you swapped banjo for Mario in a place like Terrydactylland where walking/trotting is an absolute necessity, Mario fast pacing pitter patter would make even the most frustrating BK levels a breeze, nevertheless it didn't discourage me personally.

The level design in M64 wasn't that great though, but it was levelled by how damn precise Mario moved, especially on the N64's shitty joystick, banjo is basically M64 inverted, he was slow and dopey but the level design was MADE for him, while Mario himself was forced around working the piles of almost seemingly randomly generated worlds, thank god his movement is so versatile.
I really can't choose one or the other honestly. They both have their strengths and faults, damn shame Odyssey Mario doesn't move as agile-like as he did in 64, guess quitting the plumber business got him fat.

Banjo isn't the same genre as Mario 64. It's not a platformer, you do practically no platforming in it, it's a collectathon.

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Fuck yes, that sounds great. 64's freedom of movement, BK's rewarding feeling of discovery and personality. Mario 64 doesn't actually have many interesting things to find. 1-ups are completely useless so secrets with them are just disappointing. Coins are useful some of the time, but otherwise they're also totally useless.

Why is this always the fucking case? I don't know the details but somehow I just knew they would do this. Why do Nintendo always dial back on fun movement or outright neuter it?

He's not wrong about Holla Forums, I'll give him that much.

I dont give a shit about his game but I dont see how he is wrong about 4/Holla Forums.

Because he wants to do whatever he wants without getting shit on for it. He prefers the reddit circlejerk and fuck him for it.

I agree. People here act like fucking corporate managers and directors FOR FREE for fucks sake.
Either grow a thicker shell or fuck off where people will jerk your dick.
People here are only dicks because they care. Halfchan is more of a retard station, so he's right about them, but for all the wrong reasons.

It only became "everyone on 4/Holla Forums" when he decided to focus more on references and getting back on Twitch than developing the core game.

Those are some nice numbers, my friend.

No, he programmed it, until recently when he got a deal with TinyBuild, who gave him codemonkeys who are now porting it from unityscript (basically javascript) to C#, and now cuckdev only has to be creative director, the moneybag paying everyone, and implement memes.

He's wrong and he's right.
Everyone on Holla Forums is a cynical fun-hating asshole who's rather push the world into a volcano and watch it burn than pull it back from the brink - because what a show it would be!
What he gets wrong is the fact that cynicism is a direct result of confrontation with and acceptance of hard truth. People who are all smiles and rainbows are just blowing smoke up your ass because they're too naive to know any better or too weak to handle the "confrontation" that comes with delivering bad news.

Everyone told him he was a jew, sellout, SJW faggot piece of shit, and he didn't want to accept the fact that it was 100% true. It's hard to blame him for that, as that's a very red pill to swallow.

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Any "reviewer" who stops his review dead short just to have a shitty live action skit is an instant 0/10 for me. Your voice and editing skills should carry the video, not cutting back and forth to your attentionwhoring mug every 10 seconds

LOOK MA, I POSTED IT AGAIN

Read the Iwata Asks for Galaxy 2. They outright admit they're trying to get people who only played NSMB to play 3d Mario and they think the way to do that is to dumb it down so much, even going as far to include an instructional DVD in some parts of the world. They have no respect for the majority of their audience.

To be fair, there wasn't much gameplay really early on to show how shit it was, and lots of people were thirsty for some more Banjo Kazooie so there wasn't much negative things to say about it. Except the character designs. How nobody on Holla Forums ever mentions how fucking terrible Yooka & Laylee's designs are is beyond me.

jontron is a disney sellout

Is it the politics that people object to? Isn't it the self-importance and whatnot?

The issue is that no one knows how to treat tranny insanity properly. Giving them testosterone tends to make them kill themselves immediately, which is not a real improvement. Antipsychotics don't do the job, and therapy seems to be ineffective.

I feel bad for those anons who admitted they donated to that travesty

Sounds like the perfect cure to me.

maybe they need to be told that hormone therapy and surgery fucks up there body and causes suicides, put that in bold fuckin' font for them for a change and if they don't listen let them fucking die.

maybe remove "just be yourself" and "your okay the way you are" media from the world too and teach people to keep the freaky shit within the confines of their own home and suck it up and act normal during working hours

Once while with my mom at Gamespoot I saw a video game with a woman on the cover implying she was the protagonist, I had Mom take us home immediately and wrote a long letter to BASED GOD EMPRUH TRUMP, telling him how triggered I was, and that he should please kill all women and brown people because I was very upset and couldnt even watch my youtube propaganda without Mom giving me a Good Boy Pill and frozen White Castle sliders to relax me, I was SO worked up!!
Anyway About a week later he wrote me back and he was very eloquent, he promised to build a wall and legalize rape, and he including a bunch of Arby's coupons with his letter, I truly love that man.

That fucking monster.

missed opportunity to mention two scoops tbh

I love that color palette, I love that style of woman, I hate degenerate suicidal retardation. Take away the cigarette and she’s 2qt2q1t.

Nobody cares what you like, user.

Hetzas colors are great, big fan of his style. As for the dart, we all know that smoking in 2d doesn't give you cancer and makes you look cool so I'll let it slide

tfw quit smoking 7 months ago

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Never forgive, never forget that Mod Wolf is a degenerate furfag.

I saw Dante in the middle of my town once, walked up to him asking what he's doing here, he said "shorting" meaning "selling weed" kek.

Anthony Cuck and his sister shilled their way into high positions in the video game industry literally by being e-celebrities.

Apathy goes both ways.

>>>/reddit/

That was the case back in the day too. If anything, we're seeing more games that entirely the product of their devs ideas.

Nice image.

Never forget.

This is where the colourful nostalgia of a younger self enjoying The Secret of the Monkey Island and Day of the Tentacle turned black and white. Did Tim Schaefer (co-)create those beloved adventure games, or was it Sock Puppet? Is Tim Schaefer sentient, or is it Sock Puppet? Why, I can't even tell Tim and Sock apart anymore. The symbiosis between meatsack and textile, between the smell of old has-been and dirty sock is nothing but sheer perfection.

It pains me to witness what he and degenerate folk like him have done to western video game development over the past few years. It pleases me that they are now at the cusp of reaping what they have sown. Enjoy the harvest Sock "Just" Devs. And on that note, enjoy this anecdote, fresh from today:

It has begun.

That pic is just sad, a bunch of genuinely autistic ideamen thought their dream of making a videogame would come true until reality happened. I can't laugh at that.

I don't know Uncharted at all. What's going on that would cause someone to almost walk away?

Nathan drake has been replaced by two lesbians and his cuck of a brother.

uncharted 1-3 were campy as shit action movie adventures. sure they were casual but they had good locations and banter between characters and it was all fun and simple. uncharted 4 is hours of forced walking and blowhard melodrama with absolutely no charm from the previous games, even removing the supernatural elements that all the previous games had completely cuz i guess that was toof un

i don't know anything about Lost legacy because uncharted 4 put such a bad taste in my mouth i won't give naughty dog another chance

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For a second, I thought you were talking about these guys

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What the other dubs

said. UC4 killed the series for me too, especially one particular moment where Drake is swinging on a vine to jump to a ledge and I let go at completely the wrong time. Instead of Nathan dying as he should, I get to see the game recalculate his trajectory in mid flight and he ends up at the ledge like a boomerang. It's as if they had DSP on as a tester and he didn't get past this part, so Naughty Dog decided to take the physics out back and shoot it in the head. The "you lose no matter what because current year" fight was a load of fun as well, of course.

More dubs and lucky sevens, keep it up thread.

Playtonic started off with dudes that actually knew what they were doing, that's why the early stuff is actually good. The first level of the game, which is the one that was done earlier than all others, plus the initial designs are pretty top notch.

The problems came in when they started hiring more, new people because their kickstarter goal got surpassed by a landslide. I remember checking the new hires (writing, modelers, level designers) when they announced it, and literally all of them followed one or multiple red flag SJW accounts (anita, zoe, brianna, etc).

The rare people didn't do anything wrong, they just came back at the worst possible moment without knowing they should probably check more whoever they're hiring.

I don't have an 1hr 45 mins of my life for this much concentrated autism, can someone tl;dw this shit for me.

Basically, the directors are extravagant
as can be.

They blew their budget trying to get 70 live horses in a scene because it looked cool in an old movie where the horses almost all died (that will get your show cancelled nowadays, they didn't realize this until they showed their 'research' to the producer). They ended up with a script that was 3x their allotted filming schedule and instead of cutting any scenes, they tried to rush everything. The big plans battle grounds was soaked with rain which made the terrain muddy, so because they spent their backup days rushing, they improvised a new battle script on-site.

This is what happens when there are no real heroes or people of worth for kids to idolize. They turn to basketball players, movie stars, and game developers.

These people were always crap, always had shit opinions, and were always untalented hacks. You should have never put them on a pedestal in the first place, but that's not your fault, you were a kid who didn't know any better.

You fags deserved it for still supporting that company and the shitshow they turned that game into. This is when it all went to shit.

Monarchy can easily be debunked, but watch the faces, mark well the debunkers. These are the men whose taproot in Eden has been cut: whom no rumor of the polyphony, the dance, can reach–men to whom pebbles laid in a row are more beautiful than an arch. Yet even if they desire mere equality, they cannot reach it. Where men are forbidden to honor a king, they honor millionaires, athletes, or film stars instead. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison.
– C. S. Lewis

I dunno if this counts because I dunno if you can call them fans but one time an indie dev started a kickstarter, it was going well until they put Hamburger Helper as a stretchgoal and the entire thing tanks. It was hilarious.

If you think the pandering idiots over at Playtonic, the kind of people who bow to pressure from numales and transsexuals and remove grunts from a game because the guy doing them has an opinion, were ever capable of creating something of merit then you are just a sad man.

Come crying to me when the entire world, not just Holla Forums, declares Shovel Knight hot garbage.

What does shovel knight have to do with this?

Shovel Knight has the gayest checkpoint system.

also Jake Kaufman is a fucking kike

I think I read somewhere that he's a furry. Is that true?

It makes sense in theory. Maybe if the checkpoints gave you health or mana, it would be more worthwhile since you're deciding between buffering a death or a hit.
Maybe the checkpoints help him live out his jew fantasies.

Finally found it. I am going to use it to build a case about how Hirez fucked up Tribes.

Thanks faggots. I've been completely out of the loop for a while. Also describing that unwinnable SJ fight… is that the fight where the two guys lose to a small black chick? I was wondering what game that was from…

that's the problem with individual freedom, fascism could solve all of that degeneracy

But all evidence points to hitler having degenerate fetishes.

I should have known the -man prefix outed him. God damn. I still like his older music though.
I now have a permanent Jewdar on.

This is unfortunately true, I grew up in Corporate America, but now I forced myself out of that black sticky gelatinous absorption culture, and I have to say, I do feel superior compared to others who endlessly suck corporate chode and praise corporations even they aren't in that specific consumers best interest. Which is to say, companies don't care about what we want, why should we care about them? They no longer seek innovation, but rather maxomum profit from the lowest reaching fruit.

I have become more an indivual than they ever will. There is nothing wrong with that either, a lot of people here are the same way but they don't know how to express it, and it's nice reaching out to those misunderstood bunches and coming to an understanding.

Now that the silver age of vidya has come a close (In around 2009 I'd officially say) where else is there to go? Well, there are still many games left unplayed and in creative peoples there are still ideas they can tap into and execute, whether you reliquish your property to a multi-billion dollar corporation in hopes of reaching out to millions and maybe giving the industry a budge for something better is all on you. It's risky though, there's always a compromise as well.

I should also learn to proofread. I'm like a fucking tarantula throw onto a keyboard and forced to type an essay at gunpoint.

Actually most of the -man are just german names, of course when you see a -man in any media is more likely to be a jew.

Exactly! Same goes with Hispanic last names, in the media it's almost always a Jew appropriating it, like "Gomez, Tavarez, Lopes, Avila", etc, but in person, the case might be different and it might be someone who is actually Spanish.
Also LOL, Antisemitism is illegal in mexico. Has been since 2003.

>But (((all evidence points))) to Hitler having degenerate fetishes.

Even if this misinformation were correct, there's nothing wrong with ending up with a fetish. It's what you do about it.

I don't understand how even edgelords can like him. He was a degenerate.

i legit got scared watching that

Go back to bed, Abe.

The directors don't give a shit about the lore or the story of ASOIAF. And they wanted to use live horses connecting with people and other shit, which is extremely illegal. They horribly underestimated the time it'd take and they couldn't even finish the script for the battle or what happened after, so they patched together the scenes in a frankenbob tier abomination and shipped it out. It also broke the actual story that GRRM wrote so badly it completely reversed or didn't feature many of the big players that were present in the books. The battle itself was also pretty nonsensical, trading extravagent cinematography for things actually making sense in any kind of reality, as well as basic battle tactics, command structure and character personalities/motivations.

He also gets really pissed about how shitty the two dudes D&D who are in charge of GOT treated Stannis, chopping his story to pieces, reversing his character motivations and arc, and giving a large portion of his character arc to jon and sansa, when the Battle of The Bastards would actually have been Stannis against Ramsay and Roose.

He also goes over how they prefer to focus on how the actor feels and forces them into situations where they can emote their best faces, like Kit Harrington is good at brooding so they make jon snow brood a lot, and that Sand Snake chick is good at being "mad" so they make her mad a lot and vengeful, which is the complete opposite of her character who wants peace in the books. They also have no respect for the story, throwing out large amounts of characters, plot points and coherency to give those actors the chance to emote how they'd feel in the moment, rather than how their character feels. It's why the series makes almost no sense anymore and just jumps from one shallow "big moment" to the next.

And he talks about how the dude directing the whole massive battle of the bastards actually quit, or got fired for being honest about D&D fucking everything up after the fact and how the battle could never have worked on their schedule or how they wanted it, but they wouldn't listen to reason or advice from anyone and insisted on a specific way and timeframe until the last moment when there was no chance of saving it. He doesn't appear to come back for later seasons (the dude in charge of filming the battle of the bastards) which explains the lower quality of battle cinematography post that battle, in later seasons.

He does repeat himself a lot though. Like a fucking lot a lot. The video could be about maybe 1/2 or 2/3rds the size it is now, since he goes over the same points several times. Though i'm guessing it's because he's doing it on the fly and not off a script, and he sounds pretty fucking pissed about it and it's a semi-rant.

Yeah, and (((Wikipedia))) says he had a scat fetish too. (((Their sources))) also shed light on how he liked to be dominated by women, because he had cognitive dissonance about his misogyny.

>>>/israel/

you know kikes called hitler gay, manwhore, jew-soap maker, cocaine snorter, pedophile, nigger lover, satan worshipper, etc. right?

Yea it was derailed as fuck before but it actually had anons discussing and making points. These faggots are only here to shit it up, stop giving them replies

that wasn't even the developers fault, just an egotistical furfaggot with way too much money had the dev team by the balls.

Guys quit feeding the troll, report and hide

I dont know if I need to laugh or be scared about the fur mafia

technically it was due to duncan looking for a loophole in the stipulation of "X amount of money will get you a slot in the roster" and there wasn't any fine print that said "it has to conform to the design of the game" because any time they tried to actually make it a monster, he pitched a bitch fit and threatened to yank his funding. Hell ,Red here got in and one of his attacks is a projectile attack mimic of whoever he is fighting. Duncan's projectile was to pull out a random item and chuck it and when fighting Red, Red would be able to mimic that. Duncan snorted and stomped and whined and cried that no one could step on his special snowflake design, which resulted in more delays until Red was put on the back burner.

Short list of that cases happening in h-games

Furfaggotry, horse dicks everywhere and Fenoxo being jew.
Dev being unforgivable piece of shit without any spine who loved his dick sucked by leddit and also jew.
Dev attitude nearly on goon tier towards people who called him out on his promises on making game without NTR content.
Worse than above with more scummy attempt to shove NTR in. No warnings at all.
The worst shitstorm about money I had ever saw in my life.

There are probably few others, which I didn't even heard about.

You forgot the post right before he sperged out, pointing out he came just to Holla Forums just to convince himself he doesn't need us anymore now that he got popular. He was looking for reasons to blow up on anons and never come back.

I liked his movie reviews.

This is why I can't enjoy anything to do with towergirls, especially the assholes who defend it.

I do remember that, it was hilarious.

really? well fuck that is just awful.
patreon.com/monstergirlisland
This entire thing is stupid.

What is this about? That thing actually looked promising.

What? I thought they already wanted his blood for shoving a trap character in it

NTR now too? That's fucking hilarious

A trap too now? Where do people even find this stuff? The guy's official site has almost no info.

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He originally said he wouldn't be having any traps and went back on his word to appeal to a wider audience. Bunch of people who were following him from the start were pissed but because he has reddits attention he's still getting money. One of those things that tells you why you shouldn't support people on Patreon. This is why I get my porn from mods, if the modders a retard I can still improve on it myself because I'm familiar with the editing sowftware and put it out myself to piss him (and half of his retarded fans) off

This video triggered me, but it was still pretty cool to see.

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So it was campy hollywood Nolan North copy of Tomb raider and turned into "what if Lara was a racemixing lesbian"?

Put 'em out of their misery

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Correct. And they did this halfway through the game, after Nathan and co having mauled large amounts of opponents including a gang of prison inmates and soldiers. Suddenly, none of all those gaming mechanics the game taught you work. Suddenly, you realise you're facing a cutscene with quicktime events pretending to be a fair fight. I pretty much completed the game on autopilot after that.

The Crash minigame level also was interesting as it is set up in such a way that while playing as Nathan, it's impossible to beat Elena's high score. But later, in the epilogue (taking place 12 years later), the devs sneakily added a 1up crate to the same level so that Nathan's kid gets to beat the high score. Is this a creepypasta where the game disc is scratched and new items magically appear in the game? Will Crash be facing the ghost of Sir Francis Drake in the next level? Not a fan of this kind of stuff.

Yup. After having experienced UC4 and an user showing me a trailer for Lost Legacy some time ago, I was done with the franchise and Naughty Dog in general. But hey, that wider audience, it's the magical prize they and AAA devs like them are hunting for. Fuck the "old fashioned" gamers that are in it for the mechanics, right. We'll just shove movies with corridor walking, current year politics and quick time events down their throats, such "cinematic" experiences will shut them up, right.

I keep seeing this but what is the source? I still don't know. Christ, though, someone tell Trump and KJU to hurry up with pressing the reset button…

I had an experience similar to this once on a Friday when I was 13-15.

Gay homo fags scare me to a degree because they're almost always in peak physical condition, and despite all the prostate tingling deep down they are still men.
Its surreal.

I wonder what kind of "milk" they feed that poor boy

So which one is the trap? And where are people even discussing this game? I assume you aren't paying to see whatever people say on his patreon.

i keep enjoying the CYOA threads and the loads of new content they make.

Towergirl conquest can fuck right off tho.

STRANGE. ISN'T IT?!
Making the fucking frogs gay.

i wonder who is next?

Yes. The first game was about a cursed sarcophagus that, upon opening, would turn people to extremely aggressive zombies. The second game was about a resin that would give people superhuman strength protected by yetis. The third game was about a dead city where the water supply was filled with a unique hallucinogenic substance. And the fourth game is simply incredibly boring drama with absolutely nothing worthy of mention, just backstory nobody asked for.

Shark girl NTRs you, after you get wrecked too much times.
Making trap character in anything with monster girls.
Getting his dick sucked by fucking tumblr.

Thankfully /hgg/ is fixing game right now.

I assume it will be /u/ or /fur/ next.

I'll try to explain:

This is like walking up to a bees nest and whacking it with a baseball bat and then complaining that the bees swarm and sting you.

4chan/Holla Forums are cesspits. They have always been cesspits. Sometimes they are cesspits that you can get some genuinely insightful feedback from, but most of the time it's just people pissing into each others' mouth. Sensible people don't walk up to beehives and whack them with baseball bats, just like sensible developers don't post on 4chan/Holla Forums and expect everyone to suck their dick and never shit on their game or get pedantic about some dumb thing they said.

If you are going to post on 4chan/Holla Forums, you have to expect shitposting. It just comes with the territory. This place is an ego shit-test.

If you can't handle it, don't visit.

The pacing of the game is so frustrating as well, every time the game starts to let you play, you're forced into an extremely dull narrative scene where you have to walk and examine shit in the scenery.

The climax of the game is Nathan sucking up to his formerly fun wife and by extension, makes you feel like a hen pecked husband.

It's Naughty Dog hinting at the fact that they are planning their future games to literally give bonuses for being a female player. It's a daring, essential move for equality, and to show women are in fact better than men at everything.

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Why are folks in this thread acting like there wasn't anyone who wasn't hyped for YL? "Spiritual successor" is always a big red flag and usually reason enough alone to ignore a project (as it was for me in this case). These hype squad idiots drank too much of their own kool-aid and are now trying to save face by acting like everyone else was as retarded as they were.

They fell for "spiritual successor" because it was supposed to be made by the same people who made the original but lost the rights to the name. It was supposed to be Banjo in all but name. Hell, Conker and DK64 basically already are. Perfect Dark is the same to Goldeneye. Jak & Daxter (at least the first one) is to Crash Bandicoot. There are plenty of examples due to how corporate copyright works. It's not at all the same as some random people on the internet just deciding to make a "spiritual successor." Except well in this case I guess it was. But they were fooled into thinking it would be like one of those good examples.

I know most faggots on Holla Forums were slurping playtonic's dick over this, but it wasn't all cocksuckers, you had a few people who pointed out the new SJW hires at the time, and others who fucking hated collectathons, or were more interested in seeing Holla Forums's banjo/kazooie clone get off the ground.

Not even remotely.

Jak & Daxter: The Precursor Legacy plays exactly the same as Crash Bandicoot except with more open worlds. How you would accept my other examples but not this one, I do not understand.

I was looking forward to it but I never participated in the hype, nor did I intend to play the game until I knew the game was at least okay. Turns out the game was shit and riddled with SJW crap, so I was right to wait and ignore the threads. (I'm not even going to waste my time pirating it at this point. I can't think of anything the game did right.)

Well the primary difference is that Jak and Daxter is good and Crash is trash

Oh so you just don't like platforming and appreciate that Jak & Daxter makes it super easy for you because trades some focus from platforming to collectathon. Have fun being a pleb.

wow what a fukn surprise

POST YFW YOU DIDN'T FALL FOR (((YANDEVS))) TRICKS!

Anton and Coolpecker was shut down because they lost key people to headhunters in Playtonic.

The corpse just hasn't stopped moving yet.

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People who get involved in imageboard projects invariably turn out to be part of the pozzed populace that oldfags left forums and social media sites to escape.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

if you want the normalfaggot audience then you're probably a normalfaggot

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okay who keeps making these?

some twitter oriental

He's good.

twitter.com/jokanhiyou

source?

Even keememe is right on this shit.

Everyone on Holla Forums who's social enough to actually engage in group projects or run servers is a next-level faggot. The sane ones of us keep to ourselves and AT MOST might play in a game night with no voice chat.
Historic faggotry:
- the Holla Forums Star Citizen group established back when the stretch goals were still reasonable was run by furries, one of which literally made dragon dildos for a living
- when Holla Forums played Just Cause 2 Multiplayer Mod, a bunch of retards used VOIP chat and just screamed memes the whole time
- the original Wurm Online invasion lasted a few days before somebody told Holla Forums and they crashed the servers. we lost all our progress, the game was never the same, and it led to Notch leaving that company and making Minecraft
- Holla Forums's Pokemon Generals back on halfchan (years ago) talked about making their own romhack, which led to an offshoot roleplaying forum which was the most concentrated dose of autism and faggotry I have personally ever seen. Only a week into its creation, there was a selfie thread that everyone contributed to. People who came from an ANONYMOUS imageboard. Most were clearly underage.

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Frogs can't be gay, they can change their biological sex.

I almost forgot the time the Skullgirls developers covered up the panties in some frames of animation, citing "evolving artistic tastes". You've got to love that special "fuck you, we have your money" bit at the end.

On a completely unrelated note, their next game required direct intervention from the operators of Indiegogo in order to have its crowdfunding campaign succeed, by having its deadline extended.

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user.. How about we just do it ourselves?

I think the most infuriating thing about it is the guy who composed fucking Secret of Mana is stuck working on shit like that and YIIK, a game about hipsters throwing vintage records and microphones at people.

I'M READY FOR THE RESET, BENNU!

Birb gods are cool.

I've never met a person who was pro yandev.

you sicken me

Egyptian gods are where it's at. Banebjedet crashes planes with no survivors. What has Thor done for me lately?

WE

I'M READY FOR THE RESET BENNU

Start dedicating random shit to your Thor and find out. Even if you're poor and eat a $1 can of pepsi and $1 burger king fries for dinner you should dedicate it to Thor or Odin and I guarantee it will taste better

Egypt was cool, though. I think they were their own now extinct race, not really related to sandniggers. Different religions tend to mean similar things anyway, so it's more useful to view them through an essentialist perspective. Except the post-Judaic religions and Judaism itself, of course, since those religions made all of the gods their enemies, except the most evil and insane of all of them.

Banebjedet will crash your plane for this heresy. You'll be going to a special place in hell for this, and you don't get to bring friends.

maybe I'm just wondering who would javelin a man before throwing him out of a chariot

Ancient egyptians were white, dumb 2huposter.

I think they were Asian, actually.

I think they're mainly just the people who live there now. Arabs aren't a real race anway, there some kind of mongrelisation, "arab" means patchwork

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I don't buy it. What mix of people would look like that? What combo of honkeys, niggers, and chinks suddenly results in giant hook noses? Like sure niggers have big noses but not like that.

Not exactly. They were Egyptians, and Egyptians don't exist anymore, since the kebabs exterminated most of them (and destroyed the library in Alexandria) and the rest were raped into extinction by niggers. If my memory doesn't fail me, at least.

Not that it matters very much at this point. All of the other races are spiritually extinct. Even whites are just cattle, and most have been for most of history, but now we barely even have an elite. It's only a matter of waiting until the physical world catches up to the spiritual one. People's decayed minds will decay them physically over the generations. Humans may completely lose their intelligence. New races will probably come into existence, either from the unintelligent apes or from other species, and then the world will move on from the Kali Yuga once again. Technology can the use to extend it, but that's not exactly desirable when your world is basically hell. It just leads to even more slavery.

Chaos is the eternal creator and destroyer, beyond time. If everything is destroyed, creation becomes inevitable.

If they were both the jews and the egyptians, does that mean they enslaved themselves? Was Moses a coon-ass uncle tom who just didn't want to work?

it was a very dense region with different people in different societies before muhammed raped everything together

Well sure but all those people would still be under the subset of arab. They were still all a bunch of hooknose semites.

Youre memeing wrong, moses was never a slave, he was adopted by the egyptian nobilty and got butthurt as he grew because he didnt like seeing his people enslaved.

that's what you get for treating a jew like family

So the pharaohs were uncle toms keeping their fellow melanins down?

Shiiiiiiiieeeeeet nigga yous dinkin bout dis shiet to hard nigga, but yous still not dinkin rite. yous need to actimavate dem awlmunds n shieeeeet nigguh

Well he never did anything wrong though, apart from punching an egyptian soldier so hard he killed him, he asked the pharaoh nicely and didnt want the plagues to happen to the egyptian people.

Ragnarok isn't a reset, it's an ending.
And I'm ready for the reset, Bennu.

I was also informed that Hitler was a nigger, and gassed the Jews, who were also niggers. America was founded 3000 years ago by a black man named Jesus Christ, and that's how civilization began. Then they were dominated by cavemen that called themselves 'whites'. Those 'whites' modified all of the art to take away the glory from the poor blacks, and put some shit in the water in order to make them stupid and allergic to high culture. At least that's what I was told.

The other thing I think might have happened is that they probably had a racial caste system similar to india and when the roman empire weakened around the fringes all the upper classes that were roman citizens fled

Don't forget that shakespere was an illiterate nigger who had to have his plays written for him by a niggette, who couldn't get her plays into thearters because she was a nigger.

Don't mix stereotypes. Activated almonds is a white hipster health food thing.

it is a reset

Everything I learn about this just makes me angry.

They weren't, ancient kangs were a mix of turkroach and Europeans.

No amount of money is worth that shit, even if he's pretty much funding the game, they should have just told him to go fuck himself

Ending and beginning are the same thing. Your life came from Chaos (the Greek name for the ultimate creative and destructive force, that gave origin to the primordial entities that led to the gods themselves) and goes back to Chaos, and it's the same thing for the world itself, and all cycles.

There is no difference. If you destroy something, it will inevitably be recreated. If 0 becomes 1, and then becomes 0 again, it's only reasonable to assume that both repeat infinitely. Especially outside of time (and that is the case for Chaos, since there is no time outside of 'existence', and a creative eternal principle or metaphysical object would have to be outside of existence of itself, since it can't be creating itself, because it's eternal).

I just might sound completely insane. Not exactly things that I talk about regularly, because no one else seems to be able to contribute.

thanks reddit

Don't forget he also had one testicle and was actually a self-hating jew by hurrr duuurrr (((sources))).

Nope. The last two humans Lif and Lifthrasir hide in Hoddmimis holt and give birth to all the descendants in a new world after Ragnarok. yfw Ragnarok already happened in our distant past.

They were probably similar to Berbers, basically a variant of neolithic farmers that were common all around the Mediterranean.

So they were Anatolian then.

What the hell do they mean by "Turkish", though?

And how are they surprised at all that Egyptians were not niggers when their art shows that? Is it because the media is full of shit?

What?

It doesn't matter because it will happen again in one way or another. In fact, all of the gods were aware of their own inevitable demise. The Greeks had similar concepts. The Titanomachy, for instance, is a similar event, leading to the end of the titans, who were then replaced by the Olympians. Later on, Zeus himself receives a prophecy about how he would inevitably be dethroned by his own children, just like his father had dethroned his grandfather, before being dethroned himself.

How in the flying fuck is anyone supposed to read this? There's so much unrelated shit plastered over every pixel of this that I have no idea what it's trying to convey.

Turks were wayy the fuck in central asia if they even existed back then, so no.
They were probably the natives of around the nile, who werent negroids.

God had hardened the pharaoh's heart to make sure that he would refuse Moses's demands and therefore God would have an excuse to mass slaughter the firstborn sons of egypt.

The Justice League and Legion of Doom are the modern reincarnations of the Norse Gods. But they exist in our world only as comic books and movies. They are not physical beings, but ideas that infiltrate our minds and encourage us to spread their message through art. They are memes. Memes are gods.

Yeah, but that wasnt moses's fault now, was it?
God in there wanted to give the egyptians a good kicking to avoid them for the jews later on.

god, nothing opens your eyes like rereading comics after once visiting Holla Forums.

that's really only true from a strictly materialist concept of the universe.

WE WUZ MEMERS N SHIEEEET

Technically. The gods represent aspects of reality that gave origin to us in the first place. It's only natural that we subconsciously seem to represent them everywhere. But of course, shitty inferior people will represent the gods in an inferior way. Memes might be the punchline in the joke that the gods call humanity.

Jews in particular (as well as Christians) originally believed in all gods, but hated all of them except their fake demiurge (basically a god of slavery and tyranny). A lot of things in the Bible seem to point towards the idea that the Jewish god is a liar that didn't actually create anything, and is terribly afraid of the fact that humans may ignore him and do their own thing, and worship other gods, and afraid of human power itself (since he fears and condemns "witchcraft" and knowledge itself). Same thing for all of the sandnigger shit, of course. Their god might exist, though, but he is a piece of shit, and isn't all that powerful. A pathetic, worthless and meaningless existence, pretty much.

Also, as far as I remember, the Jews weren't actually enslaved. There is no historical evidence of that. You would expect the people that supposedly enslaved them, or people in the ancient world in general, to mention that somewhere, if it actually happened. Never trust the kikes.

This is true. No actual evidence anywhere. It's only accepted because it's part of the christian and muslim holy books as well.

Naw. Knowledge is only feared because without belief in them, gods cease to exist. They are merely ideas, and if they can't live outside our minds. If they don't live in any of our minds, they don't exist at all.

American gods is not a legitimate theology book.

They represent aspects of reality that are eternal. No way to actually erase their essence. What we think doesn't really change them. But it does change us, and our world.

But yes, that god does fear knowledge. In fact, European gods (his enemies) have the opposite attitude. But of course, a lot of gods didn't want to share that knowledge. The Jewish god is the type of deity that just hates it, and basically wants to drag down the world and humanity to its lowest form.

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"Then PewDiePie said the N WORD! HIS UPSET ME AND I MUST FILE A FALSE DMCA EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY SAID ANYONE CAN STREAM MY GAME!"

if you want to know the difference between a code monkey and a computer scientist its shit like this. It's not like its even that hard to learn about data structures

oh yeah I don't know if anyone gives a fuck about bob's game but he released the source in a fit of autistic rage and he literally had a giant nested if-else to assign various abreviated country names to their full names to the effect of

if ("AU")
{
Country = "Australia";
}

The problem with the 4th image is that he's doing "== false"?
Apart from that I don't see any big issue.

basically there are ways to do this kind of thing that are faster, dynamically expandable, reusable, easier to understand, the list goes on, there aren't really any downside. Check out the website game programming patterns for some insight

Your pic related is illegible.

And people wonder why his game requires 6 gigs of RAM.

I don't know about coding video games but I do know about design patterns in general. I am noticing also he has a separate object and functions for male and females, instead of making a single function react differently to the input being male or female. Is that the other issue?

dude he has a fucking game over condition built into the teacher

this thing is less of a program and more of a pingpong machine

I was asking about the fourth image "Yandev is THIS retarded 2". Didn't see the others.

was just saying

In that picture I like how after he's established the non-maleness and non-teacherness of the item he throws that all away and re establishes it again for the accessories

Oh yeah, that was really stupid. I wonder if he does yet another if (Male) for another set of stuff.
Had to reset the router, different IP

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You know why Java is absolutely shit-tier for vidya? Well this is the reason, it is so incredibly inefficiently written by making everything out of if-statements that it's a miracle it even runs. The way he wrote it means that EVERY SINGLE FRAME the game will check if the NPC is male, then check if it is a teacher and then afterwards give hair/accessories. So if you set the game to 60 FPS and go into a room with 20 NPCs, the game will check for maleness and whether it is a teacher 1200 times per second then update their appearance just as many times.

Why would he do this, generally one if statement within another is poor design but what the fuck is this, does he just use if statements for everything?

No, they funniest fucking thingy is that they said: "We were young when we pulled that, but CURRENT YEAR"

And their million dollars for another shitty game.

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