The Zeebo

One of my Brazilian models is gonna help me get my hands on this piece of shit to help complete my console collection. I've had an amazing week so far and this had only made it better.

When I get it I'll share the results with all of you.

For those who don't know the Zeebo is a 3G enabled home console made exclusively in Brazil in Rio Janeiro. It was supposed to help stopgap Mexicans and South Americans who couldn't afford PS3s. The game selection on it is quite weak and it can barely do progressive scan. Still better than the Ouya though.

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeebo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Zeebo_games
openzeebo.forumeiros.org/t52-utilizando-um-wiggler-para-fazer-jtag-no-zeebo
retrogamesbrasil.com/t18233-desbloqueio-e-copia-de-homebrew-jogos-no-zeebo
tripleoxygen.net/wiki/console/zeebo/jtag
thepiratebay.org/torrent/6765840
tripleoxygen.net/post/openzeebo-zeebo-hospital-solicitacao/
desciclopedia.org/wiki/Zeebo
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Jesuchristo. Que horrible!

AYY DIOS MIO

Can it play videogames?

If you're able to, please keep posting about it. I'm quite curious to overall see the console, especially when I'm a brazilian too.

Wasn't the Zeebo online service dead?, how are you going to get games for it?

What gaymes did it have

yes its a game console

I'm sure thee's some way you can pirate games to it. It has a HDD


Here's the wiki article about it, it's hard to find sufficient info about it in english.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeebo

Crash racing, some FPS 7th gen games, Forza, etc

It's got the most player 2 of controllers.

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Reminder that this shit had fucking Resident Evil 4.

What more could you ever want in a console?

I does not have a port of Skyrim… Yet.

Look, man. Let's be honest, it kinda had RE4

Holy shit. This is fucking terrifying.

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At least the Ouya was Android-based, so you could run most Android apks easily, including emulators. The Zeebo was based on Qualcomm's Brew - a featurephone system - and it was closed and tweaked so only developers could port games, and no one bothered. So it had this tiny library, with PS1-grade graphics at best, for the price of a PS2, when the PS3 was out.

The Ouya had some hype before disappointment set in. The Zeebo was always mocked. That piece of shit had nothing going for it.

Uma delicia de consola

G'day here's yer controller cunt.

Only the Portuguese say "consola".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Zeebo_games
apparently that thing has quake 1 and 2 on it

I don't speak macaco, sorry.
I speak spanish, the other kind of macaco

Thats impressive if its true and they got RE4 down to 7.88 megabytes.

It seems Quake 2 was okay, but the first one had no music.

I think I can see some buttons on the sides…
Is this really the player 2 controller?
The console doesn't provide two identical controllers?

Violame user

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Looks like crap.

Its actually the wii remote knock-off. The other controller is the classic wii remote knock-off.

BR here. That shit has no exclusive games beyond Zeebo soccer and some "street kart racing" as far as I remember, it's all repurposed mobile games like the Symbian version of Crash Bandicoot, the mobile version of RE4 and so on.

As for putting games into it, it is possible with a JTAG. Here's some places you can get info on how to do it, all in portuguese:

openzeebo.forumeiros.org/t52-utilizando-um-wiggler-para-fazer-jtag-no-zeebo

retrogamesbrasil.com/t18233-desbloqueio-e-copia-de-homebrew-jogos-no-zeebo

tripleoxygen.net/wiki/console/zeebo/jtag

Here's a rompack for it:

4shared.com/file/8sqYxtAm/Zeebo_Game__App_Compilation_-_.html
4shared.com/file/hp2Qkog5/Zeebo_Game__App_Compilation_-_.html
4shared.com/file/6E8RLE2_/Zeebo_Game__App_Compilation_-_.html
4shared.com/file/hZDg8ESf/Zeebo_Game__App_Compilation_-_.html

Or in torrent form: thepiratebay.org/torrent/6765840

Zeebo has, like, 1GB of internal space. That shit is just an HTC Dream / Google G1 phone with some custom OS flashed. The controllers feel like shit, and I remember people saying there was input lag in a lot of games.

Think long and hard if it's really worth buying a piece of shit like that.

For people who want weird and rare devices for their collections, it could be.

I suppose. Personally, I consider this a knock-off console like those "Phantom System" kind of crap, and it's not something I would want in a console collection. Maybe I'm just jaded from hating the fact this abomination was a thing, and how utterly incompetent the company was at every single business decision they had to make.

Anyway, to the OP, you can send your Zeebo to this guy and he will mod it:

tripleoxygen.net/post/openzeebo-zeebo-hospital-solicitacao/

He is well known in the scene, so he is reliable. Pretty cheap service as well. Consider asking your BR friend to send it for you before handling it over.

i was curious about the internals and this is the best i can find
desciclopedia.org/wiki/Zeebo

I can't read the language but they appear to be displeased with it.

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Wow, it's like I'm really playing the Wii version!

top to bottom

is this thing running android? is the zeebo "OS" an app?

wat

CARAHO

What ?

The Brazillian Monkeys Like eating Monkeys

SOPA DE MACACO, UMA DELICIA

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What does monkey taste like?
I mean it might be good

E uma delicia.

Probably like human
Keep in mind AIDS spread in humans because a Homo ate a monkey

Post the original pics the degenerate took, faggot.

BRs updating their meme levels because gib moni plos HUEHUEHUE wasn't cutting it anymore.

BRs bought this thing?

Hope you like AIDS and prions.

That doesn't sound right

Well either the homo fucked or ate the mokey

Considering there are actual monkey bothels in Africa, take a guess.

The only thing I understand here is that some nigger ate a monkey, I don't understand why I should care about anything about it and 3d3ed9's posts.

Absolutely degenerate.

Its pretty funny that the Zeebo company now seems to be selling con supplements. Wonder if thats selling more then this shit.

I thought that was a fish head.