I just realized that I can't think of a single fucking game that i'm actually looking forward to...

I just realized that I can't think of a single fucking game that i'm actually looking forward to. This is the first time in my 10+ years of playing vidya that this has happened.

This industry is going to complete shit isn't it?

Sorry you're a little slow, user, but the industry went to complete shit 10 years ago, in 2007.

It is, here is my list.

1. Sonic Mania
2. Nier Automata
3. Breath of the wild JUST KIDDING LOL!!!!!
3. Cuphead
4. Twinksona 5
5. Disappointio Odyssey

Yeah but there was at least one game that you could really look forward to.

If you had better taste you would have realized that 15 years ago.

In would share the sentiment but I don't even follow or know what's coming out. Also you're pretty late on the whole "this industry is shit" boat, that sailed a while ago. I guess EDF 5 if they announce a PC release.

Once I build my new budget rig I can't wait to play extremely modded Skyrim for the first time.

It's kinda sad but it's what I'm looking forward to the most, to be honest.

Especially the lewd mods that I never got to fiddle with.

Yeah but it was never so shit that there wasn't a single goddamn thing to look forward to.

What's the matter user, aren't you hype about PUBG and Overwatch????

Do you want me to kill myself?

Are you retarded

I'm in the same boat, OP. The only thing that even remotely has me interested is the Xen update for Black Mesa due out in December, but BM has been out for years so I guess that doesn't really count.

^Kinda like this.

Meant to quote as well.

Subnautica leaves early access before the end of the year

But that game forces me to play as a Nigger.

Ruins the whole game

How about butterlord?

I'm always holding out a sliver of hope for KH3 despite it being one of the ultimate NEVER EVERs. As for games with a release date in the next six months, I'm there with you OP. Only ones coming close is Mario Odyssey, but I'm betting on it being a massive disappointment. Honestly, I'm only looking forward to shitty games coming out so I can mock them.

If you're not looking forward to Ace Combat 7, you're gayer than AIDS OP.

The correct response is to only play games already known to be good and pick up whatever hidden gems come out this year ~2-3 years later. I've been doing this for about 7 years and not only do I avoid shit games but I save a fuckton of cash by buying things with a delay. It was not so practical to do this back in the days of physical copies since they'd disappear fairly quickly but one of the few perks of digital distribution is being able to pick games up whenever you want.

Or basically sit yourself 2-3 years behind the current release schedule. If you're a PCfag this also saves you money on hardware. Actually you can repeat this tactic with consoles by just waiting an entire generation and then picking up the previous generation + games for pennies, you only miss out on multiplayer games and most console multiplayer games are shite anyway. There are so many good games from the past to play that you don't even need to be bored doing this. It makes you immune to hype too.

Divinity OS2 comes out on the 14th, Bannerlord's coming out, so on and so forth. Plus I've got a massive fucking backlog.
If you need another hobby, just pick something else up, or look harder at smaller games. I can personally attest to a shitload I've played this year that I'd never discuss here, because any such thread would sink to the seafloor faster than you can say 'gas the bikes, race war now'.

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It will be years before I yarr harr it but I hope Mario Odyssey is fun

This. FWIW, the last time I actually looked forward to a game was MGS V. Most of the console games I want to play are in the seventh gen era, meaning cheap. Even better, they're all on the Y'arrstation 3, meaning free.

Fun is just a buzzword

That's just a meme.

Mount and blade, thats it. I started getting back into my ps2, theres a store around here that deals in old games near where I live. I snagged a copy of ring of red and xenogears the otherday.

Welcome to my world since 2012 faggot.
No wonder you're late to the no games party. Play more games to see how shit this industry has gotten in the last 12 years.

The last game I was "hyped" for was Paper Mario Sticker Star. I want to believe in Odyssey but I just can't until it's actually out. Sonic Force's sheer autism is interesting but the gameplay videos make it look like trash

You managed to snag those at non-scalper prices? Most retro stores I've been to in the last couple of years are selling niche, cult following games at scalper kike prices.

M&B BANNERLORD

CYBERPUNK 2077

KINGDOMS COME: DELIVERANCE

MARIO ODYSSEY

SONIC FORCES

DRAGON QUEST BUILDERS 2

DRAGON QUEST XI

DRAGON BALL FIGHTERZ

MONSTER HUNTER WORLD

13 bucks for ROR. I meant xenosaga for the ps2, that was 10. He was some good prices, looks like he keeps an eye on the gamestop ones and the ebay and amazon to remain competitive. He has a bunch of sega, n64, nintendo, games for them under 10. There are the normal hot ticket ones, I think he doesn't go to low for them because they will just be scalped if he does. It all looks pretty reasonable.
Its got a good feel, I miss the days I could walk into a gamestore and not know what I could find. To bad his gameboy selection is lacking, I've been thinking about selling my sega stuff to him, may as well let some one enjoy it. I'll probably keep my n64 shit because I'm a sentimental fag.

Why not just start your post with
"HI, I'M AN AUTIST!"

Memes are effective because they have a core of truth to them

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didn't that come out?

Didnt that come out already?

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To be fair there are different kinds of autists.

There are autists who do CSI shit to fight culture wars and then there's autists who spend all their time jacking off to sonic inflation art.

Please do not compare inflation degeneracy with sonic fandom. Not every one of us is that degenerate. I personally love jacking off to female characters of those games.

You sound so fucking autistic right now Jesus Christ

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Well, have it your way. Fapping on amy's puffy vulva is completely healthy.

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That was clearly a self-deprecating joke you fucking autists.

The day of the rope can't come fast enough

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National socialism is the biggest autism of them all.

I'm looking forward to this. I hope it won't disappoint at least.

INB4 both get Denuvo'd

Source?

Perhaps video games just aren't your thing anymore OP.

Not in this era user, Everything when to shit after 2010 and trying to find a good game now days is like finding a needle in the hay stack filled with shit. Also if you do find that good game there is the possibility it will get a patch for SJW's cunts by forcing their propaganda into that game or else they will use their scare tactics on the developers of the game just look what they did to Shovel Knight when something becomes too good it attracts vultures ready to pray once they see their chance.

There are hundreds of indie games I need to play and I have hundreds of old games in my backlog I need to get to.
Sorry you have a poor attentionspan or can't even bother to look for video games like the faggot you are OP.

Im looking forward to
Cuphead
samus returns
EO5
persona q 2
Neir automata i never got to play it on release

Not Star Control. Stardock has some pretty solid titles and I'm glad the IP isn't owned by the people currently in charge of Toys for Bob. I have one word in relation to that: Skylanders.
Stardock won't fuck this up.
R-right guys?

There's a free version called A2MR

Just wait for anons to start producing games, m80. I'm learning C++ (at least attempting too, screw arrays, iterators, and vectors) to try to get to a point where I can program at least something program-ish.
I guaranteed that, if I ever reach that point, my first game will be a comedy-survival style game chronicling the tale of an Aryan who got yanked out of time from the 1940's and finds himself in Queens New York.

Nier Automata was pretty damn good, pity they're never going to patch it.

Other then denuvo that's something that makes me glad I waited for the crack. I would have bought it day one if not for denuvo too.

You can talk shit on them all you want, but hipster games are usually quite solid from a pure gameplay perspective. Don't listen to the memes about having to hate pixelart to be cool

I hope MHW for the pc will be fun and not downgraded trash. There's also senko no ronde duo coming to the pc like tomorrow, acceleration of suguri 2, and a hat in time all look fun.

Im getting the console version.

Why is your taste so trash

Hello Dean

It's not that they have pixel art that is the problem, you idiot. It's that they have shitty pixel art far worse than decade old games that both looks bad and hurts the gameplay because it's poorly designed to the point where it hurts the visibility.

If pixels hurt your focus or visibility, whether well-drawn or not, then you simply have a low aptitude or poor vision. Most of these games have tight controls and respectable level of challenge. 1982 is a good example of a new-age pixelart shmup done right.

That Sukuna game looks promising, by the way. The previous game from the devs was neat but not perfect, and this one looks to be an improvement.

Don't you have another OP-ED to write about sucking shit at vidya for 25 years?

I'm talking about covering the screen with bloom or blur and giving exactly zero shits about how visibility is affected by cluttering the screen with pointless shit, idiot. Indie devs almost all think that filling the screen with flashy (yet low quality) pixel shit is good graffix. Practically none of them can make sprites that look even half as good as the average SNES dev. I'm sure someone can post that image of what Super Metroid would look like if made by modern indie devs, since I can't at the moment.

Honestly I hated that humanity was just fucking dead somehow, like they couldn't just clone humans and raise them in artificial wombs.

Hell we're only like a decade away from growing humans in vats in the current year, don't fucking tell me that they couldn't do it while they could build sentient androids.

Draw something, it's kind of like videogames. Only with more, crushing defeat and high expectations

Sjws dominate the business of translations and of game development. It's a pretty terrible state of affairs.

Eastern Europe, a few indies and 1-4 good translating companies is all we have.

I hope my account was already linked to ship DivOS2. It's literally all I have until Pathologic is remade.
I think last year I only liked Doom.
Every year gets worse.


It's far worse now.
I literally have no hobbies, all went to shit roughly the same time and have not been replaced. Oh and
All this as reality gets worse. I hate my hobbies, I never would have invested if I foresaw all of this.

Don't worry my man. With the coming crash, the second internet is coming along just fine. IPFS in secondary distributed internet works will keep shitters out and fun stuff in. Everything will become impromptu and open source on it, but that just means it'll be like the oldnet before the eternal september, which means fun will be back.

Also, vocaloid will pick up again later. It lost steam around 2011-13 before, remember? Pick up learning nip, and help me work on scanlating later. There's loads of VNs and stuff that aren't getting fan translations since Yenshit started picking up IPs to rot in their intellectual graveyard. And there's plenty of good vidya coming out, just none of it is advertised at all.

Speak for yourself nigger. I just beat Sonic Mania and tomorrow picking up Yakuza Kiwami, then Metroid return of Samus comes out in two weeks then Cuphead. Have fun talking on a Filipino Chinese cartoon board.

It isn't (and something is not intrinsically bad or good because it's an isekai story with an otaku protagonist), but as usual the only thing anyone in the West knows about anime is randomly generated memes, because nobody here actually watches it.

I'm looking forward to Mario Odyssey.

Please stay away from pure things, demon.

It's coming 31st October according to the store page. Really looking forward to that.

that's because "looking forward to" is just another term for "hype" and it's fucking cancer

I don't know who that is


What is it that entices you about cuphead? The only thing it has going for it is graphics, everything else about it looks mediocre. Bland platforming levels, boss-fights that lack any sense of impact and attacks with seconds worth of windup. Play Contra 3 if you want decent side-scrolling shooters.

I'm going back to 4chan. You fucking mental patients don't even like video games here. What is the point of a self-hating board like this?


This is all 2017 releases and games coming soon, and there's more than just these. There are so many good choices. This list has a little something for everyone, in fact it has a lot for most people. You fuckers just hate video games. No gamer can look at this list and tell me there is NOTHING they like here. Enjoy yourselves, guys. Dunno what your fucking problem is here on shitchan.

Bye.

5/10

Pretty sure he still hasnt decided on an engine

Shit you are right. Bamco probably will put Denuvo on it just like Tekken 7.

Does 4chan worship PlayerUnknown?

I went back to 4/v/ to check it out the other day. People love to say "8/v/ is shit, they hate everything" but you're in for a surprise when you see that they're the exact fucking same.

Because fuck video games.

I just want to talk about politics with a different set of people from Holla Forums and use video games as a pretext.

out of all the things you listed, PUBG is without the most objectionable. Just why the fuck? Why?

But it's the same people here, kike.

without a doubt fuck me*

he didn't say

The crossover of users are about 88%

Do you have no fucking reading comprehension?

He wasn't alive 15 years ago

No, the other 12% just onoy comment on only Holla Forums or Holla Forums. The difference between the sets is "2 or three guys didn't show up out of the usual group." It's not different at all.

I'll just give you the benefit of the doubt and assume we're both confused about what the other is talking about.

Yeah could very well be. Also I was just making an excuse to talk shit about Holla Forums and Holla Forums

9b7e81 care to clarify?

UDERAGE GET OUT

He could just be a normalfag.

It's a joke you dip

Normalfags get the bullet too

No u

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I'm looking forward to Destiny 2, NHL 18, and Divinity Original Sin 2.

This is the only game I've "looked forward to" since I can remember.

You have bad taste and should end your own life because of your bad taste.

Nigger

Are you black?

It doesn't matter.

He's a spiritual nigger

I can't wait till speebot is released fully

more like spergbot lmao

You're right, Overwatch and Dark Souls are actually the only games worth caring about!

That game is actually fucking fun

Look at more games, fag.

Sen no Kiseki III
Monster Hunter World
Super Mario Odyssey
Xenoblade 2
Yakuza Kiwami 2
Dragon Quest Builders 2

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Yanshit looked jewish, just saying. It would explain a lot.

It explains absolutely everything. Still though we need to find a way to organize anons. We could actually fix this fucking industry. You have to organize the chaos somehow without weakening the power of chaos.

Fucking difficult and I don't see it happening unless some genius sociologist user makes a system and then makes a successful game with Holla Forums to prove the system.

It's going to happen when the second internet rolls around. Everything's distributed but shitters won't get in because there's a knowledge barrier for entry. Everything's over shit like IPFS with a couple main servers with bitmining for shekel. I've been working on user organization for a while but it's only a handful of people stratified over entire continents and landmasses. It's just not easy to do with the distance between people, and the easiest solution is just to make a community or bunker and pseudo-shill it on here and give free plane tickets or something and work to those willing to come on over, since everyone's so spread out.

Sage for off-topic again.

Are you talking about smugchan?

No, I'm talking about web 3.0 dying, them attempting to control all of the internet, and a secondary internet being created for the sake of freedom and shitposting. For those unaware, the internet is simply a gigantic VPN. in fact it is the largest VPN on earth, so much so that it's not even private anymore, it's just a network. Everyone pools resources into it, and whenever anyone makes a alternate internet over lan, it's technically another internet. The suggestion of the second internet over IPFS is essentially a user-organized internet where nobody has the keys and it's nearly entirely anonymized. When this happens, that's a single, very important "parallel institution" that has been created, and is the stepping stone for the possibility of a "parallel society" existing at some point, kind of like the Jews or the Muslim brotherhood in sweden but with anons instead of some racial/religious group.

What kind of games do you like, OP? Maybe we could try to help you find one (in vain)

Sounds fucking neat m8

Just be grateful you have shit taste. Otherwise you would have already this disappointed since 2004.

Just started watching anime this year?

I am learning it, it's a grind and I feel I have hit a wall. I haven't even begun grammar, it's kanji killing me. I'm still doing it, but it's slow.

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What is it that entices you to be shit at video games, Dean?

Ftfy. Recommending babys first contra is expected of you.

it seems like every time I open up amazon or something I'm finding a number of upcoming games I'm looking forward to. I also have a few to catch up on from this year. Feels great man.

BUTTER

LOOOOOOOOOORD

its just the same as warband but prettier

That has been the case for well over a decade now, you're just a console cuck.

I dunno man, proper modding tools and the ability to deploy various siege equipment at your leisure is a pretty big upgrade instead of being stuck with ladder or tower.

B-but muh gamergate

Kill yourself

Nice

If you want a better explanation on the state of humanity, play the first NieR or watch a video because the gameplay in that is pretty bad

This is a natural time to stop playing games, stop expecting things or other people to entertain you.

Start doing real things, and make use of your youth. Do all the things that you won't be able to do in 10 years' time, or in 20 or 30 or 40 years' time.
Life will suck when you are nearing 40 and you find you feel tired more easily, don't feel as brave to do active stuff, and wish you had done all that stuff when you had the youth to do it.

Games can be played at 80 if you want.

I. Hear. A. Sound.

Backlog is a thing. Enjoy those older games in yours without rushing them. I've been doing similar to and working on PS2 games, between both cheap pickups and downloaded games on an IDE.

Just because the modern industry is mostly (keyword) filled with upcoming disappointments/non-games doesn't mean theres not decades of good vidya already around, and I doubt you've played everything worth your time and interest yet.


Certainly feels good if you know of a place to get good deals at still, doesn't it?

Only thing I'm waiting for would have to be Risk of Rain 2. It's still in early alpha stages and they're pretty active on their blog, answering questions and such. And I do believe the size of their team is still rather small, at around 5 guys or so. I wonder if they still lurk around /agdg/.

Die