Midna a QT

Are you gay?

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It's not bad, but I prefer the shortstack.

Woman are supposed to be short you retard.

Sagefags are the most autistic. Please give this thread more delicious triggered sagefag posts.

5'9 manlet here
I prefer women that are 6'0+

AS good as that looks, the obvious reflection and the weird connection with the neck fuck it all up for me, plus there are no visible thighs/midriff

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What?

I like my women at least 5'10

good man

I'm a manlet and I want to fuck and impregnate tall women.

When exactly was the point when Nintendo realized "sex sells"? They really have been going out their way to make Link appeal to as much women as possible while also adding a bunch of attractive women for males. After TP they've made sure every Zelda has some sort of "moe" quirks to them. They made sure to go all out on ZZS in Sm4sh as well.

I thought humanoid Midna was better when I was younger. Now I consider imp form much better.

When will you learn?

I'm 1.9 meters tall and I want to fuck fairies.

How big is her imp form's cock?
How big is her clit?

A n g e r y

Yeah man, you're pretty much Randy Stairs.

Not really. Only when he starts making OC of Midna Shortstack Club paying hundreds to animators to make it for him can he really be at Randy Stair level.

Here's a question. She has the ability to float. If you fuck her in the ass and she hovers, can she support your body weigh as you air fuck her? How high can she float in the midst of intercourse? Can she move while being air fucked? Can she spin during the air fucking at a speed of 25mph?

Don't forget to pet your waifu daily

>>>/vp/
fuck off.

I don't care about that, but I will mention that that's The Last Millennium from Chrono Trigger.

I think it might have been Twilight Princess but I suspect there's always been someone around there making sure there's fetish fuel hidden around their games since at least the first Metroid game

MAAAAAAAAAAAARK

What are you Marking for? He only used one >.

You didn't use enough > you idiot.

This image is SFW because it shows no genitals.
There have been racier images posted on Holla Forums that have gone unspoiled

I'm not talking about spoilering shit you dumb fuck, I'm saying this is a shit waifu thread that only exists for lazy retards to get midna porn.

Okay, I'll correct myself then: OP, you've taken the first step to becoming the next Randy Stairs. All you need to do now is get really obsessive about your infatuation with a fictional character designed for children.

Too bad the fat spic said those are fine, eh?

*angry imp noises*

yet we haven't had one in weeks.

Okay well
Only lazy faggots will ignore this link

e621.net/post/show/1297807

Here, because fuck you.

holy shit

I just came three times.
Goddammit Midna, I don't have time for this shit.

boogie draws nice shortstack but vore is such an autistic fetish, goddamn
pretty much any fetish that is physically impossible is autistic as fuck

I know the guy, we frequented the same irc channels at one point in the past. I don't talk to him much anymore, but I consider him a distant acquaintance I can talk to, if I needed to. He's always busy. Nice guy, though.

Shame his art does nothing for me

my nigga. being a true form fan is suffering. Here's everything I got that you didn't post

Fairies and inchlings are the best! Makes me wish Midna was closer to their size.

Hhhhhhhhh……

First image is perfection. Saved.

Still saging the thread though.

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Top wew, as they say