Tomb Raider

Well, check this out. A fan remake of Tomb Raider 2, running on UE4, done with Squeenix's permission. The demo came out a few days ago, and it's rather short but holy shit this is gorgeous.

tombraider-dox.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

xproger.info/projects/OpenLara/
opentomb.github.io/
twitter.com/Victim_Girls/status/896901374402641920
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Does it still control like complete dogshit?

Sweet

Color me surprised.

Dipshit. This is going to make people cocky. Speaking of which, where’s the nude mod?

Holly shit!

I've never played any tomb riders, including old ones.
Is there a particular reason for remaking 2nd one instead of the 1st one?

Also this is clearly testing waters for both selling "old" Lara and for the general public reaction to the boobs.
If this sells well you can expect Tifa in FF7 to have properly huge tits, but if it failes, she'll be SJWsed.

First one was already remade a decade ago.

At 10:28 the jumping and grabbing looks kind of awkward. Is this how most Tomb Raiders are?
I only played Anniversary and Angel of Darkness.
sage for doublepost

Gee, wonder how long it'll take to be shut down or be charged for it.

Wat, how is that his fault or problem at all?

Of course they will sell it.
I'm more concerned with boob size reduscions.


Was the remake good? I mean was it both faithful and had comfortable modern controls?

Besides Anniversary, there is also an open source remake of the first one that you can play online.
xproger.info/projects/OpenLara/
opentomb.github.io/

It was very good.
Only bad thing is that the t-rex encounter is now a Crash Bandicoot styled boss battle and not just a regular enemy encounter that comes out of nowhere like in the original.

Sadly it also came during the qte craze, so some of the sections, though few in number, are just a qte sequence, in which if you fail you have to restart the entire qte sequence.

maybe its a laptop

I'm surprised it was allowed, they must be hoping to garner some good press after their numerous rapings.

He is using nvidia

tits

Oy vey, that Lara is too curvy you sexist shitlord. You should learn about how a (((real woman))) looks like, goyim

they could use jiggle physics

This too, titty shaming is misogynist. :^)

Stop. Really.

Disgusting. Are they going for the pedo crowd? She has the body of like an 11 yo boy.

Sounds about right. Perhaps the CEOs realize they need to make a good game before they can rake in shekels.

What a handsome young man. Weird choice of swimwear though.


I agree. This ironic kind of humor got old years ago.

they are trying to make women who have low chance of succesfull birth popular

Considering (((Hollywood))) is full of pedophiles, and the next step on the (((semite stair))) is normalizing pedophilia, probably.

I seems that this remake is using Anniversary or Underworld as a base, you can tell by the looks of the aiming crosshair and some of it's animations. How the hell did they do that?

You don’t fucking ask permission. You make the game, YOU RELEASE IT BEFORE YOU EVER ADVERTISE IT, and then you see if they’re okay with it. How many beautiful games have we lost because the faggots advertised before releasing and they were served C&Ds?

Those were all cucks who never cared for finishing their shit. Getting C&Ds were their plan from get go to be noticed and hired by other studios and/or publishers.
Those who actually cared for making games did as you say - release shit first, announce it later.

Holy shit is that an actual good looking remake of old Lara?
Ever since Legend it's like they were trying to make her look ugly and retarded as possible with the reboot being a giant fuck you.

It's a bit much to expect people to spend years on a free fan game like that. Most of the time they've just remade a scene or two with better graphics and just want to put it in their portfolio anyway.

Then what about that metroid 2 remake that got shitcanned by jewtendo? The bad goyim still released the game for free. I agree that retards like the zomboid project or whatever that was called was the poster child of this shit but there are still a few enthusiasts that release good shit.

They made it first and went public later.
At least there was playable demo of some sort for the longest time.
Niggers behind MGS1 remake? They never released shit.

Damn, that actually looks pretty good

Are you new or just retarded? That aint much if you just have fans.

I missed those tits.

But she's not tanned.

Not at all answering my question. He asked permission and he got it. How is any of that his problem?

Besides, doing all that without people knowing is fine, but if you can get their permission so that you don't need to hide your work seems like a more preferable situation. If they try to fuck you over at that point then you can still go "go rogue".

flags really shouldn't stick.

I'm sure Lara didn't get a delicious tan until 3 or LR.
I want to believe so fucking badly.

Also where's the boobs jiggle?

Tragic. I'm still downloading, wonder if the wet shader is in. I swear I remember that form Legend/Anniversary.

Oh duh, should have actually looked at your screenshit.

Yes you can get wet and then gradually dry up.
Also her hair has physic, but boobs don't.

Huh, it really is like TR2.

That seems like a massive oversight, are you sure it's not just really subtle?

They had one fucking job, one, and they fuck it up.

Sick of these UE4/Unity tech demos where they show off old IPs being remade in these new engine (see the Super Mario Sunshine and OoT "remakes"), but since this has Square Enix's permission, the question has to be asked. Whats the chance that this will be made into a fully fledged game instead of a glorified tech demo?

IT'S JUST A DEMO

Nigger, I only ever buy games with boobs physics and do a thorough research every time.
There can not be any oversight on my part.

Boob physics take priory over everything else. Why give her a glorious pair of tits if they won't jiggle? It's 2017 for fuck's sake. Do we need to start gassing people or something? Is that what they want?

m-mods will fix it!

I can imagine sqeenix employee stepping into devs' bedroom office and saying:
Also I really need to upgrade my gpu.

Damn shame, wonder if they'll yet add it. I'd probably even sign a petition.

Something is wonky with her sunglasses. Is it just me?
Does anybody else itt even bothering playing this shit?

Holy shit why is it so hard for developers to make ledges that look natural and are also obvious to grapple onto? The guy here does it just fine. Meanwhile in Uncharted and Tomb Raider the ledges look like they were made just to be in a game instead of actually being part of an environment.

I tried downloading it and none of the links except for Mega worked. And I can't download more than 1gb from mega because I don't have a premium account there and megadownloader doesn't bypass that anymore

I used to look at nicobass's channel because I was curious about Tomb Raider fan games remade with modern graphics and I never thought he'd go further than just a few animations in a test room but he did.
Something came out of France and it's not some muzzie gangrape story, govt censorship or pants on head retarded behavior, feels good.


GO THROUGH PUBERTY, MUNTER !

Why it is so hard for codemonkey to make this site not shit?

They need to set up an official torrent.

Game is still being developed mate.

Because they're going for the "cinematic" gamers who don't actually want to think.

GO THROUGH PUBERTY, MUNTER !

Everything (((they))) do is for one of two purposes.
1. profit
2. normalizing more and more taboo or degenerate things in the hopes that one day they won't have to hide their pedophilia and they can openly indulge in sucking all the little boy dick they want

I mean I just tried to play anniversary and it doesn't have boobs physics as well, despite having hair physics.
Don't hold your breath on it.

GO THROUGH PUBERTY, MUNTER !

It actually looks kind of good. Though I think he overdid it on the dof and bloom.

Because professional studios have testers. And testers are fucking retarded. They need everything spoonfed to them.

t. professional dev speaking from experience

If it makes money, it's getting made, especially after Nuraider 2 bombed.


Those are some pretty big tits.

How hard it is to pitch non-anime game with jiggling boobs to publishers these days?
Is it even possible?

The worst is when it's even spelled out for them and they refuse to read and ask instead. The game just told you how to get past this? Why are you asking me?

Actually the opposite of this would be Ys7. There a very important mechanic in the game that they never tell you about and the only way to find out is to do it by accident or read the manual. Saying that, using said mechanic makes the game terribly easy so you're better off not knowing.

82 degrees Celsius is enough to fry an egg, user. It's hot as fuck. The person playing probably has shit airflow in his case or something.

You clearly have never messed with shit before. Hardware can handle up to 90 or 120 Celsius if need be.

Seriously why the fuck wouldn't you put it on Mega by default and make that the main link?

Some radeon cards are really really hot , like the strix model that I have that hits 64 on idle

Yes, I have messed with shit before. 82 degrees is in the dangerously hot zone. If you can be certain it won't go past that, then it's a-ok. If not, however, you're doing something wrong.

They know it's not actually a real project that is going to be finished
I mean, come on

For many people, sexual fanservice in games insults them and may push people away. The people who bought it because the girl they're playing as is sexy are "almost" satisfied while the people who get offended by boob jiggle can keep their heads on straight.

Is that webm representative of some sort of fetish?

Crying about sexual fanservice in a game is akin to a sjw crying about tits in a game. It doesn't make sense.

The only people offended by fanservice are 3DPD women who aren't as sexy as the on-screen character, watching their boyfriend play and becoming neurotic because they think he's gonna leave her for the vidya.

Something looks off about it, like they took a bunch of stock assets to make the level. Also unreal engine is shit fuck off.

Who? Landwhales that neither buy nor play video games?
Or mothers that don't know what age rating is?
Seriously, who the fuck is the demographics that both buys games and gets offended by jiggiling boobs?

It did, you’re just illiterate. Holy fuck.

Because he doesn’t want the site to be good. He has been working to destroy it since taking over.

Roasties and numales aren't people.

I mean I would understand the logic if those people were actually consuming the product, jews are trying to sell.
But they don't! They simply don't play video games!

If only it was the testers. Maybe the water is making everyone in the West a mouthbreathing cretin?

GO THROUGH PUBERTY, MUNTER !

However this post has got me thinking, how are the people crying about tit jiggling any better? You shouldn't pander to sjws but at the same time should you really consider your dick part of the decision when judging a game? That's nigger tier thinking, in my opinion.

There are people buying games for sexy girls and jiggling tits.
t. Titsfag buying games for boobs at full prices.

Let me put it this way, having a good pair of jiggling tits never hurt the quality of any game. Removing them because you are offended by not being born gay, on the other hand, is a problem, because most of us aren't as mentally ill.

Something that fascinates me is that now people don't want women in the games. they want androgynous girls instead , for some reason feminine women are something evil for these people.

Never knew that this was made with the power of autism. But it looks very good and this is what a Tomb Raider game should be as in tradition. Although the demo looks almost completely different from the original, it looks comfy. The question remains, how much will the remake remain similar as the original in the levels, because Tomb Raider 2 is a long game. Final thing I'd wish for the series is probably TR Last Revelation remake.

Now you're getting it. We've all seen the shiteaters here who play shitrim, and when called on it, claim that they only play it for the porn mods as if that's some kind of defense. Instead of playing a game that isn't shit, and then going and rubbing one out to some high quality porn, they insert shit-tier porn into a shit-tier game, getting the worst of both worlds because they're stupid niggers.

Until people advocating for bit titties start pushing for legislation and getting talks at the fucking UN, no. Now fuck off with this false equivalence.

I'll agree with that, but what if it was never even considered to begin with? This is a fan project, not a AAA dev with a shit ton of money. I feel like the ones crying about the lack of jiggle physics are being awfully short sighted considering the devs for this project are still having trouble with textures. The ones that are crying about the jiggle sounds like children who just want to get their rocks off with a video game. For fuck's sake, there is gmod and sfm if you want to jerk off to in game models.

Is the character female and has a nice pair of tits? Then it's your duty to make them jiggle, no exceptions.

Also, user, contain your autism, we are merely pointing out the lack of jiggle physics.

No, what they want is ugly women. The female whiners because they feel threatened by anything more attractive than them (read: anything living on this planet), even if said competition is just pixels, and the cucks whine so they can, maybe, get a pity fuck from said banshees. Really, it's just a mating strategy for genetic garbage.

Leftists love nothing more than to revel in their own filth.

Which Senran Kagura is this, because that looks a lot like Asuka

What the fuck is this shit ??

Besides, when you say shit like "it's your duty to make them jiggle, no exceptions." it makes me feel like you are willing to forgo good gameplay because it doesn't make your dick feel funny. It's like what said but inverse. Instead of propping up a medicore game because you can have virtual sex, you are complaining about a decent looking game because of the lack of virtual sex.
Though anyone who has played TR during the psx era know that jiggle physics are a bonus, not a requirement.

this is some fucked up Frenchman fetish for closeted fagots

Leftists. That don't buy video games.


Why are publishers listening to social media again?


Something about cooking.

It's what happens when current year +2 Westerners try to make attractive females. Holli Would and Jessica Rabbit are something the likes of which we'll never see again.


Jews.

Jesus fucking christ.

What jews? Selling jews?
I mean really the point is .
Femenists don't buy video games, why jews try to appeal to them? Everyone knows that sex sells, why remove it?

Because it's easier to stay the course when surrounded by yes men than it is to change course in general. However, one will continue to float while the other slams against the coast.

Just thinking like a publisher user. I realize these people don't play games or barely ever do.


People are people. No matter how disgusting they are.


For one, it's an attention to detail. Second, horny otaku are a solid audience to pander to which is why something like Neptunia is doing so well despite it being mediocre. Third, horny otaku actually play video games. The people upset at jiggle physics most likely do not.


The cooking rhythm game for the Vita. Forgot the name.

That's too poetic to make sense in the context.

Jews aren't trying to appeal to them when they design ugly women. They're trying (and succeeding) to subvert what beauty standards are. This is Weimar-tier subversion.

Centuries of inbreeding have left the Jews a legacy of mental illnesses and destructive tendencies.

Feminism is a cause that will take them towards the final goal

When some insane SJW piece of shit or jew is doing something that can't be explained by profit potential, dig and you WILL find pedophilia.

Because you don’t understand the goal here. It’s the destruction of all objective value and all white establishment.

It's the fucking PR thing which nowadays the companies believe that reading someones bitching on some forum or social media will get them sued or some sales drop. And the most disgusting part is that usually most of the PR people have connections with the most revolting puritans that you can ever imagine which tumblr can provide. It can be as some faggot takes neogaf (or other forums) stench of faggotry seriously or he/she gets buddy-buddy with some British pedophile who doesn't like grown women jiggly boobs and lies to his bosses that the majority desires it.

I bet their final goal is to go back to the open Moloch worshiping and gentile sacrifice days like in Babylon, so they try to normalize one degenerate thing at time.

What the fuck? That's some x-files-tier conspiracy theory.

Of course not every company does that. Though when you seem companies like Ubisoft make what they make while knowing they are getting french government money to stay afloat it makes you concerned.

Conspiracy? Yes. "Theory"? No fucking way.

You don't have to believe everything Holla Forums says, but they dig up facts and provide sources for those facts pretty damn good. And so far, behind every SJW ringleader is kiddy-fiddling.

Guaranteed replies.

I mean I knew that jews are evil and greed and shit, but this is some next fucking level.

It's really, really old news, user. Polite sage for OT.

One of the steps of a traditional circumcision involves the rabbi literally putting the penis in his mouth and sucking on it. That is only one of many damning pieces of evidence.

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Put it this way. If you want break it down as simple as can be the fact is that not all jews are on the same page. Some want to project more power to themselves in the background while others just want more shekels. The trick is to see how they react when you cut their shekel funds. Steam uses lock boxes and cut their games into episodes to siphon more shekels from their fanbase, however a company like Bioware continue to double down on gay pandering in their games despite sales dropping faster than a sperg dropping their spaghetti. One reacts when their shekels are harmed, another continues with a failed product.

Maybe the same type of people who would read an Asanagi doujin (a guy who's very well known for drawing women being dominated and abused) and getting upset that it made fun of feminism to the point that they send death threads.
twitter.com/Victim_Girls/status/896901374402641920

I was thinking. For them to even know it went this far, they would have to read it right? You don't read this guy's stuff not knowing what you're getting into. So why are these people so upset? It was okay for women to be enslaved by their lust for dick until feminism is mentioned?


Just like how people in the UN wanted to cut down on Japan's loli industry. And then the very next day, they are caught sharing child pornography. Walking contradictions.

YAMERO

WE FINALLY GOT A RELEVANT TOMB RAIDER THAT ISN'T UTTERLY ATROCIOUS?

AND IT'S ACTUALLY MADE BY AN INDIESHIT STUDIO ON A BUDGET OF PIZZA AND ENERGY DRINKS?

Read The International Jew by Henry Ford.

It looks ok. I'm baffled at anybody calling it gorgeous. This seems like an advertisement.

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The jew cries out in pain as he strikes you.

Pretty much your average user gets hyped over mediocre graphics and thinks it's "the best graphics ever". But until game design becomes mandatory subject in schools, they will never learn. Let's just abuse their autism and create more mediocre-looking indieshit that hypes them up and makes us millionaires with minimal effort.

I liked the art but thought the girls were retarded beyond belief and didn't even bother reading it.

Oh my god whose gameplay is that?

Just looked it up, it's a rhythm game named Senran Kagura Bon Appétit and it's also on PC Thanks anons.

btw here's a paint edit I made in 30 seconds

Professional game journalist.
Whatever the fuck that means anymore.

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that, and the torso boss isn't nearly as horrifying. But it's otherwse pretty damn good game.

Well, looks like there's a bit of jiggle coming out of a crouch at least, not legit jiggly physics though. Also dirty Lara makes me diamonds.

The odd thing is I run into a lot more dead mega links than say google drive.

sage for not vidya

I've heard that Asanagi is actually a woman.

This hits the nostalgia button hard, I gotta say. This isn't perfect, of course, nor does it have all the things of the much older Tomb Raider games, but it's obvious that there's been a lot more heart put into this.
Honestly, even just the pure fact that Lara isn't some "I hate tombs and I can't possibly be smart and have boobs at the same time" version is already a big positive for me. I really hope this autist gets to do the rest.

I think Mega times out or something if nobody has downloaded for a while. But for the initial release where you expect thousands of people to want the file all at once, and you know your server isn't up to the task…

No, it didn't you mongoloid. He got permission to make this game. That's the end of it. You, in your first post said "people are going to get cocky", whatever that means, as if that's at all his problem or fault.
None of what you said relates to the him making this remake because he already has permission.

Asanagi draws some great thighs and almost no sumata. What a shame.


I think we should have less game design and more computer engineering. Game design today teaches people how to work with engines. Meanwhile older developers knew how to get around certain limitations because they knew how to program so well to the point of making their own engine if necessary.


I forgot it came to PC.


Wouldn't be surprising if she/he was at this point. I've found out some of my favorite artists were actually female.

Didn't realize that, pretty sure I've seen a few things removed because of copyright though.

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lol the fucking irony
And shouldn’t have.
It’s literally not, because…
Right.
So how about you don’t comment at all if you don’t even know what you’re talking about, you illiterate sack of shit?

DELET

How fucking new are you, retard? Holy fucking shit, go back to tumblr.

Kabbalists believe that God was shattered by the act of Creation, and that His attributes lay as “holy sparks” imbedded in Creation that must be picked up in order for Him to be restored to oneness (known as the act of tikkun). The kabbalist therefore believes that the Jewish Messiah will never arrive–and thus Mankind will never be liberated–until God is restored to oneness. The way to do this, according to kabbalists, is engage in acts of holiness and meditation in order to retrieve the sparks of God. In the year 1666, a kabbalist and occultist named Sabbatai Zevi declared himself the Jewish Messiah. Upon his messiahship, he turned the Torah around by declaring that all sins were now considered holy and that to only way to “repair” God was to engage in acts of depravity. He lost several followers after the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire forced him to convert to Islam, but several Jews still followed him. 100 years later, Jacob Frank declared himself to be the reincarnation of Sabbatai Zevi and took those ideas to an even greater extreme.
According to him, in order for God to be repaired and for the Messianic Era to arrive, mankind must destroy all of its traditional moral values and go beyond good and evil. The Frankists, as they were called, engaged in every horrible thing you could imagine–black magic, wife-swapping, sex orgies, homosexuality, incest, pedophilia, and they promoted a form of proto-feminism and proto-communism. Every one of these acts was considered to be a “holy tikkun” (restoration) of God if done with holy intent. They were entirely apocalyptic and despised the world of Creation, seeking to bring about its early end and to bring forth a Messianic utopia.
The Sabbatean and Frankist heresies seemed to disappear by the start of the 19th century. However, there was still an active Frankist stronghold in Frankfurt, Germany during that time. These Frankists were known to be affiliated with the Freemason lodges around the city. One such Freemason was a man by the name of Franz Joseph Molitor. He was a known satanist and alchemist who took a strong interest in the Kabbalah, even going so tar as to synthesize the Kabbalah with a perverted form of ‘Christianity’. This is what lead him to picking up Sabbatean-Frankist ideology. In order to promote his views, he authored a four-volume set of books promoting a bastardized understanding of ‘Judaism’ written from a kabbalist and Sabbatean perspective. These books of Molitor’s were picked up in the early 20th century by two young Jewish scholars from Berlin: Gershom Scholem and his best friend Walter Benjamin. Benjamin later became a Marxist after living in the USSR and meeting with Georg Lukacs, joined the Frankfurt School, and became one of the main intellectuals behind Critical Theory alongside Max Horkheimer and Theodor Adomo.

Yeah I've read one victim girls before, the Art Sword Online one, I never did again.

Add mechs and this sounds like Xenogears sequel/prequel.
Holy shit.

Why, because you say so? What kind of retard are you?
Again, none of his fucking concern. If people ask for permission to make a fan game and get denied nothing stops them from still doing so and releasing it anonymously. If they think they can now make one without asking permission, that's completely on them, too.
Some random dude actually getting that permission by some strike of luck/whatever you want to call it changes nothing except that we now get a neat game that probably won't get C&D'd.

You speak of irony, but lack any sense of introspection.

It's pretty obvious why Xenogears was nearly banned in the west. The (((Gazel Ministry))) and the not church should have given it away.
And why is Maria so perfect?

GO THROUGH PUBERTY, MUNTER !

seriously, can we ask dev to add breast physics ?

If he is the type of Frenchman that I suspect he might be, not a chance.

what kind of frencham is that ? autistic ?

This is the true remake/reboot I've been waiting for.

Maybe because you're already one of them?

There's a trend in big cities where everything "macho" is frowned upon. From video game stuff to knowing how to fix your car, lifting weight or survivalism(martial arts, guns) you might end up with scrawny fags trying to be snarky behind your back and giving yourself a bad reputation. Not that you would care about it if you're not a humongus faggot but still, it's annoying.

I meant :

I am upset, but I can live with this. At least we got the original Lara back.

Honestly, I've been playing through it for a bit now, never having played the original and I now realize how I've missed these simple games. Everything feels "old", but in a good way. Like meeting an old friend after decades.


You mean basic French behavior?

So they're basically us.
Be honest, you want to live in a world where you could be able to jerk off to loli, shorta and 2D porn without be looked down upon or arrested.

No, I'm good. Besides 2D isn't illegal and what your preferences are in that regard don't need to be known by people.

This is beautiful.

You will be hung from a tree and history will forget you.

BOI

It doesn't matter who you are, anything above 60 degrees Celsius is too hot. Period. Just because you can run something incredibly hot, doesn't mean you should.

Do you also run your car until it creeps past a safe operating temp? Being how you seem to have such a disdain towards safe operating temps, I wouldn't doubt you let your shitbox run like trash.

Crystal dynamics was dissolved almost a decade ago, bro.

I always wanted to play TR2 back in the day. Everyone around me was hyped about it, but I was too poor to afford it, so all I could do was play the demo version in Electronic Boutique once in a while.

Have you been able to play it on an emulator ?


No this is way worse than the average parisian faggotry.

Let normalfags normal, and let degenerates practice their craft in the privacy of their own bedrooms unless it affects someone who doesn't want to be involved (raping/molesting). I like futa but you don't see me lobbying for women without dicks to be considered hate-speech.

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So I'm playing the demo, and I'm in this temple hall with the large shadow puzzle on the ground.
I activated the lever to make the shadow match up with the carving on the floor and a big door opened, but there's nothing behind it.
Now what?
Or is this the end of the demo?

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I started too a few years ago, but my job at the time kept me from finishing. I plan to try and finish it this year though, but I've been too busy emulating all the other games I was to poor to get as a kid and only had demos of. I just started playing Tomba 2 last week. Not enjoying it as much as the first though.

Ah fuck.

If my degenerate hobbies weren't degenerate then they wouldn't be nearly as exciting.

Move aside peasant. Let me show you how a real man gets dubs.

I remember a friend brought a demo disc with Tomba 1 and I remember hating it because I didn't want to hurt the pigs.

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Better luck next time.

I know, man. Just taking a stab at froggers whenever I can.

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Honestly I don't know how to feel.
I've never been a fan of Tomb Raider games, mainly because I simply didn't get to play them, yet I'm still glad an indie studio I hope it really is independent and not another "Hello Games" is making a loyal remake of a beloved series.
But on the other hand, I'd rather have this the norm rather than exception. I guess I'll be happy for now.

I used to think the pigs were cute and mostly harmless hooligans, but then the 100yo Man told me their story and I lost all sympathy for the little 'grandpa's heirloom'-stealing shits.

What if I already like Ugly characters?

The only thing I want decriminalized is testosterone, if you live in the US you can fap to cartoon lolis. Two things you always want to avoid are the state and corporate monopolies, the state is pretty much a monopoly that can use violence.
Don't try to make us akin to the you-know-hews, we act upon principles and let those principles stand above us in worth, which is both a strength and a weakness.

>>>Holla Forums

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The first one had a budget of 100M too.
It wasn't a bad game but I wouldn't pay more than $10 for it. Demon Souls costed 6M in comparison.

My boy

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Nope. Trash.

I hope you all smother to death on the next cock you suck. Fuck off children.

Do you mean the flares? If so a lot of them actually work underwater.

They're called flares, idiot. And you have flares that work underwater.

Isn't it grand? The AAA industrial has no idea what they're doing.

PROOF?

The internet. You're at a computer right now at this moment.

Isn't it grand? The AAA industrial has no idea what they're doing.

"Do flares work underwater?"
Try typing this into a search engine.

Flares are made to work underwater too you absolute retard.

this fucky site it keeps my old messages all the time I post.

Dont know what a search engine is.


Could be one of those faked videos.

Light some magnesium or phosphorous and put it underwater you dipshit, or better yet go to school.

Here.

Still stuck. Is anyone here even playing this?

Alright you little nigger. Buy some flares and try it yourself.

Yeah I'm at the same spot now. If there's a way through I don't see it.

And rightfully so. Western cartoons are shit and your western waifus are all trash.

This thinking bothers me, having played the second tomb raider in the reboot series Lara isn't like that. By the end of the first one she is smart badass and a titty monster I dunno I feel like it's an echo chamber in here sometimes

BEING THIS FUCKING WRONG

Apologize for being a retard and then never post again. Fucking faggot.

Have you been able to figure it out yet?
I was able to open that door on the upper floor that was locked from the other side. But that didn't help with anything.

I guess the demo just ends there.

Nah, I didn't. I'm pretty sure that's the end of the demo and in the full game the wat is supposed to be cleared.

How'd you get to the other side of that door?

If that's all you need, you're an idiot, this shitshow just make an entire scene about this subject with no subtlety whatsoever, its pandering, plain and simple
You could've posted those sonic boom's scenes, at least they're vidya related

Pull the block away from the door. Reach the upper floor. Pull the lever to lower that thing from the ceiling. Push the block to the edge of the balcony. Climb on top of it. Jump at one of the bars with the hanging flags. From there, there jump to the wooden beams on the wall. Climb to the broken window to the right.

I'm salivating over the thought of what the sunken ship level will look like.

Shit, I never tried the flagpoles. I kept falling to my death trying to get on the thing itself.

Oh.

Are you really that surprissed? works of passion and love are usually better than works trying to maximize profits.

Normalfags finally noticed all these freaks of nature from tumblr, and they make fun of them, it's funny because sjws thought the majority shared their ideology they were wrong

I can get this exact same shit from twitter. It's nice that they're calling it out, but it's literally regurgitating shit we already knew and not in any clever or suddle way.

I think it's more of the fact normalfags can't really ignore it anylonger especially since all the shit flinging during the election

You know all those people only did it for attention and would've never finished their thing.

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Runs like dogshit. Shadows have too much of an impact on the frame rate. It needs optimization but I doubt the developer will ever be arsed to fix it.
Tested on an R9 290 with an I5 4690k. Should be running this on 60fps locked, but it was like 40fps average.

ok buddy

stop complaining, your toaster sucks.

Since when is 40 avrg frames "dogshit"? You're 10 frames ahead of current consoles and running all sorts of fancy effects.

Isn't that more of a problem with UE? Most games I've seen with it can't run 60 fps regardless the hardware.

I missed those jugs, bless their souls.

Did you two hit your head when you were young?

yeah it's fucking low end. even consoles are better.

How many shekels to they pay you? I want to be a shill too! Buy the latest hardware goyim heheheh

if you can't understand it you are too retarded, break your computer

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Are you two fucking retarded? Since when is a fucking R9 290 and an 4690k low-end you massive retards? Fuck off

because you have a 4c4t cpu you dumb fuck, even consoles are better and guess what the target is for low end development for all these newest engines? Systems with CPUs that have twice as many cores as you do. Consoles get more than double performance due to focus on a single spec, and your shit is old and outdated.

Maybe if you only buy ayymd GPUs. NVIDIA has absolutely raped them with Pascal and Maxwell and Ryzen has turned i5s into the new "low-end" and i3s into "browser-tier".

My "shit and old" PC is running every game in existence at the maximum settings at 60fps 1920x1080. Consoles can't even compete.

Until they start releasing Triple A games that I can't max out then your argument is invalid. Console are dogshit compared to my system. The only GPU that surpasses mine at that price is an RX 470. As for the CPU, it's great and there is no reason to upgrade it for the next 5 years.
Game benchmarks prove otherwise. Now go fuck yourself. I'm not gonna waste money on hip new hardware that struggles to run games at 10fps more than my system for just as much money.

Wew. Maybe I should upgrade in some time soon. I have a AMD R9 280 with A10 7700k . How are current hardware going anyways? I haven't been checking this shit since 2015. Are they still getting better significantly or are they stagnating. Is moore law dead or still goes strong.

New hardware is as dogshit as ever. We still don't have a GPU that is cheap and yet rapes the competition. Pay 400$ for a hip new GPU that runs games at 20fps better than your current system goyim heheheh, didn't you know your GPU is now outdated? :^)

your benchmark is games that look like this on their "ultra" settings. You really are too dumb to get it.

Moore's law for CPUs is kind of dead at this point. The reason why Ryzen is so appealing is that AMD made a massive IPC leap from their previous, 4 year old chipset and priced it really low as Intel was being Jewish with their near monopoly. NVIDIA GPUs on the other hand have been making massive gains, as new generations see GPUs doubling in performance because VR and the 4K meme are pushing hardware.

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the infinity fabric is what really gave amd a quantum leap over intel. Now they just need to continue to improve their core architecture, Intel is 10 years behind right now.

Anyway, it is true that games nowadays look like indieshit and none are made with PC in mind. But by that argument I should stop gaming on my PC in the first place and go buy a console™.

But that's not happening - ever. I'll keep using my PC until the Triple Ayy industry releases vidya that looks good and my PC can't run because it actually looks that good. Until then, R9 290 + i5 4690k.
Also Nvidjews and Intel can go fuck themselves sideways. My next upgrade will be AMD only PC.

Something to note is that cryptocurrency miners are buying up all the AMD cards because of some new bitcoin clone that they are all getting autistic about. This is drastically raising the price of their cards. Looks up RX 480s on Amazon and you will see them pushing $400 even though the cards used to cost $220-$300

Cryptocurrency niggers is another thing that further fucks up this already worthless industry. It was already bad enough with Nvidia jews overpricing their cards, now AMD does it too because some autists want to make shekels online.

GG

Is this like the FF7 fan movie where they got some random mods permission and then was shut down when an actual Square enix employee found out?

The issue is that if you have natural rock formations all over the place and then you want to have spots where the player can grab onto, you either make them look really obvious or you can enjoy the player constantly jumping to their death because your 'ledges' look exactly the same as the tessellation on your walls.

GO THROUGH PUBERTY, MUNTER

GO THROUGH PUBERTY, MUNTER

There's Windows versions of every Tomb Raider game. Hell, there's even Mac versions that no longer work because RIP PowerPC

Why doesn't she look like a malnourished 5/10 waif? One who is no immediate threat to any average cookie cutter woman? This Laura might make people feel uncomfortable.

This is definitely a step backwards, fellow anons. We need to do something about this.

I wanna raid her womb.

Haven't you seen enough?

I really wanna fuck her Holla Forums. My dick is diamonds throughout the whole game

It is a semi-realistic 3d object that happens to be based on a plastic surgery monster. Also, No.

As a representative of the aforementioned crowd, let me clarify that I am also absolutely disgusted. Her body is a mess. She does not look like a girl at all. she's more like a 14 year old asian boy who just happens to have a vagina.

You better be a legit pedo, as 3DPD does not hold a torch to drawn lolis.

disgusting.

(checked)
Some do, user.

Just like traps, lolis don't exist in real life.

>>>/hebe/

Post more videos of Lara dying and screaming, don't ask why though. Hahha

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please do us all a favor and kill yourself

this
I won't play it unless somebody adds sliders and jiggle

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user, this.. I don't quite know what to say. It restores my faith in the industry in general that something like this could come about. It's really quite amazing really, I caught myself smiling uncontrollably a couple of times even. This is great stuff, the controls are a bit iffy, but I'm more than willing to overlook that. It's good to see tomb raider finally back to it's true roots. Goddamn I feel all gooey and gay. I hope this marks the beginning of the resurgence of decent vidya and games, and no more of this AAA cancer.

I sincerely hope these guys follow through.

GO THROUGH PUBERTY, MUNTER!

I just hope it lasts but it probably won't.

Oh my god it's fucking Tomb Raider. As in the actual Tomb Raider that every Bong over 20 has played.
What the fuck is up with that reboot shit. Why would you reboot Tomb Raider anyway? It wouldn't be all that different to rebooting Mario.

Are you blind? This looks like ass. The contrast/brightness is blinding, and the detail level looks all over the place. It looks like a Bethesda game with some shitty ENB.

Anyone know how to get it to recognize controller?

Already explained why before you ever even posted.
That’s my line.
You really don’t comprehend the subject of discussion.
Learn how to read.
Serious meta-irony here.

Holy fucking god, legitimately commit suicide. I didn’t know it was possible to be blown the fuck out before you even entered the argument, but YOU WERE. Take it like a fucking man.

aren't the point of idols to be young cute girls with flawless skin and pretty smiles?

That pic and that post are the two things plaguing this universe. Make a suicide pact with whoever drew that.

Please go die and kill yourelf

Well, they've already done it 2 times now. Why not do it again?

Take your own advice and kill yourself.

Wanna know how I know you're a timetraveler from 2012 cuckchan?

Tumblr is that way >>>/suicide/

Because I smack down retards rather than coddle them, probably.

I never liked her long ponytail.

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Is that a fucking tranny?

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The demo hits a lot of good notes. The level design is very good. Climbing down the wall into the lake and climbing back up on the other side gives a good sense of progression. It switches between jumps over steep ledges, combat/puzzle solving in both tight corridors and open spaces, and breaks in between. I hope it turn out well.

No retard, that's a stronk independent womyn that don't need no man!

Sad.

Game itself was fine. Was it because of the microtransactions and smaller scale?


Flouride, medications, birth control, lead, chemical waste, all of it is in your water. You're drinking it right now unless you're smart and have a filter.


You have to specifically program it in. Extra effort to have physics affect female breasts just so some bix nood-tier faggots can MUH DIK over it is a lot of time and money for something that's objectively unimportant from companies that can't even get important shit like fixing bugs right. New tomb raider series has shit like shit not spawning in in the FIRST playable room so you're stuck tied up until you restart or freezing you in place after turning in a side quest, for example. Fixing that preferably before selling it is much more important than tossing in some sexual fanservice.


>>>/methods/

NuDoom doesn't even reach 30FPS on a 750ti at the lowest settings.

The anniversary engine was amazing, but the camera issues were enough to make me hate the engine.
The final game was ruined by the camera, probably because it was rushed.

I wouldn't be surprised if there's something messed up in her biology.

I always figured her shirt was spandex

NO TREX?!?!?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

< not angel diving

you fail at life user

yes it IS awkward

In particular there's a point where you have a double slide jump to an unstable rock/ledge, requiring a third (and running) jump to another solid ledge that i did maybe 100 times or more over before I figured that manual grabbing is just bugged and you have to enable "auto-grab" to be sure that lara wont just jump in front of a ledge and not grab it. The manual grab button is unreliable

The claims there isn't breast physics is fake news. Just look closely when you jump or crouch.
On another note, I'm completely stuck in the big temple room where you have to collapse the moldy pillar to continue, is that just the end of the demo or am I just dumb?

now i understand how TR turned to shit

Once you make the mouldy pillar crumble, it makes an opening in the wall below, so you can now push the pushable block onto the ground floor.