Is it really so unforgiving that failing to master one tricky ledge grab means you have to start from the beginning?
I really, really want to like this game, but the controls are too awkward to facilitate fair navigation throughout the levels.
Tyler Thompson
It's a bad game for sure, people only seem to like one aspect.
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Landon Jenkins
Well there is your mistake. This game is just a woefully incomplete porn game.
Jaxon Ramirez
Gotta say, never knew what my monitor screen smelled like until I got this game. Still, quality gameplay always comes before all else.
Jayden Diaz
Why does this game throw so many autists into a fit?
Kayden Myers
The pro-tag make autists insecure about their waifu choice
Brody Reyes
I know it is tough in the beginning, but practice the controls and it becomes a really fulfilling game, I was definitely impressed by the work the creator put into it.
Nathaniel Richardson
Too late. Refunded it. I don't play games that you have to get accustomed to. It should be playable right out of the box without having to get used to awkward controls.
Jayden Gomez
t.casul
Dylan Bennett
And bait like this,
David Morris
have you EVER played prince of persia?
it plays just like that, but in 3D. also your saves are limited to Disk items, so dont save for every little stupid thing you do. try to get some PROGRESS done inbetween saves.
pic related the reason mark hates it.
Charles Martin
also, the Industrial Complex mod is pretty fucking good. if you have it on steam, its on the workshop.
or you can try to find a link to pirate it, really neat user-made map with some difficult puzzles, took me a good 6 hours or so to get to the ending.
Noah Barnes
What does her face look like?
Luis Long
her face always looks the same. you know why haydee (vanilla) uses a helmet? because her base model is ugly as fucking sin.
Caleb Torres
wait the vanilla model has a face?
James Anderson
of course it does
Juan Garcia
She's a nigger isn't she?
Dylan Kelly
Look at her skin. Her body shape screams nigger blood.
Anthony Young
Yeah. I prayed she would at least be an attractive Latina or some shit, but nope, it's a nigger.
Jordan Martinez
In this pic she looks latina/white through the visor. But from her body shape and walk style its probably nigress. Then again im not really sad about it cause overall shes pretty fat.
Oliver Green
I've been to several coontowns. They're never that curvy. Their stomach is usually as wide as their waste.
Kayden Collins
One major thing I don't like about the game is moving backward and forward. Her body actually does a 360, pivoting on one foot which causes you to lose alignment of the direct path you're trying to walk toward.
No matter, though, as I refunded the game. Decided to try Rain World. It sucks, too, so I refunded it also.
Christian Turner
too bad.
nigger who cares
Easton Morgan
I was RAISED IN COON TOWN its 85% chance a nigger my dude. They might not be like that in real life but its what many niggers or the nigger culture precivce as the perfect thicc body. Only niggers cared about thicc girls until recently where kim kardasian made it popular to enduldge in nigger culture and being thicc is one of them. Its probably a nigger.
Grayson Phillips
She's a robot you faggots.
Caleb Taylor
Dont listen to this guy. Just because someone has a advanced prosthetic leg makes them a robot? Huh? Are you saying people who have prosthetics are robots? Shes no different from them.
Christian Morgan
She's only a half.
Blake Peterson
fuck off """""""""""""""""""""""""""henry"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Nolan Hall
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Ayden Smith
it makes them a cyborg
Justin Parker
Controls are OK but the camera in general screws you over, the rest is just hit detection and poor level design.
Mason Roberts
With one hand.
Aiden Reed
It was shilled endlessly when it was released. And I don't mean like a couple people talked about it every once in a while. There was a new thread every day for weeks and nobody would actually discuss the game, just "I wanna fuck that robot" and "it's just like those other games you love and not a thinly-veiled fetish simulator." And the robot looks like fucking Aunt Jemima.
Daniel Phillips
Her proportions just don't look right to me. Don't take this the wrong way, I love a pair of big ole anime tiddies as much as the next guy, but they just don't look right.
Christian Gray
The game's been turning me straight, i'm a huge femboy/trapfag but after fapping to this every other day my lust for big tiddied aras and cakes has grown equal to my lust for cute boys. /r/ing webms of nude mods preferably linkle
Jace Howard
straight people are weird…
Easton Barnes
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Charles Clark
then its literally doing gods work
Dylan Adams
See? All you need is some ara to cure bad taste.
Tyler Lewis
It's a good game, but it still feels more like a proof of concept, it lacks the polish. If the guy had a team and some shekels, this game would be thight.
Noah Reyes
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Ethan Gray
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Levi Johnson
this. i highly overrate this game because i take its origins into consideration, i mean for a single dude to make his own engine and a game with it.
i just wish he would bother adding effects to the game, but it seems he's stopped developing for it, the only updates he does are translations of the menus, which are provided to him by fans. the physics and mechanics work great.
i just wish more people would make full length level mods with the level editor, like i said in an earlier post, try out Industrial Complex, its one of the level mods in the workshop and damn its good, the platforming in this mod is much, much heavier than in vanilla.
the woman in the cards is the vanilla model
Charles Martin
This. It looks like a pre-pre-pre alpha of a game that could've been really great. It does what it says, and it just works, but it really feels barebones.
Jacob Moore
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t. shit eater
Jose Ross
it's a shitty waifubait game trying to capitalize on the success of other waifubait games.
Liam Long
It's true that the boobs don't look natural, like they were botched breast implants compressed into a bra that is a bit too tight. But since it's a robot, they obviously aren't natural. The armored vest also tends to make her belly more "fat". There was a body called HaydeeBigTNA that came with the Halter outfit. It doesn't correct the fake boob problem, but it looked a bit better to me since it narrowed the waist a little bit on top of increasing the breast and butt sizes. I wonder if there's outfits outside of the nude model with boobs a bit more natural.
Connor Hernandez
take this nigger lover thread elsewhere whenever these appear in the catalog they're nothing but shitposting niggers in denial
(impressive)
Landon Murphy
they're super natural, as in, better than natural.
the roundness, the firmness, they're designed for tittyfucks
Anthony Torres
You don't, because NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Noah Bell
Hm, makes me think of another game featuring large assed robots (but not really robots) that was shilled endlessly before release with the only conversation revolving around fucking the main robot.
Kevin Evans
I wanted to make some mods, but after checking the files I realized it was too much of a hassle when I could just make my own spin on the same game from scratch.
Christian Butler
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Joshua Hill
Get aids
Parker Cox
i need an edit of this smiley with emils face
Ian Brown
Without the TnA mod she literally has 0 ass.
Asher Cruz
Here you go! Enjoy💝
Jace Perry
you're a sly one.
Austin Morris
i tried on my own
Jace Collins
Nice, it just need an edited text in it now
Ryder Garcia
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Brandon Clark
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Lincoln Rivera
I need you Haydee
Jordan Mitchell
that 3rd pic
FUCKING HELL what are we feeding these monkeys
Jayden Ward
thats something i definitely did not want to know
do you think the combination of chemicals in the fried chicken and purple soda is the key to dick enhancement?
Logan Perry
Some user said it in another thread, but apparently they hang rocks fro their dicks to stretch them out.
Liam Harris
There was this joke from a Mexican comedian who might be inspired by that, long story short, two idiots heard that from a black man, after a while one of them said "well, it hasn't stretched out that much… but at least mine is black now."
Josiah Reed
thats funny and horrible
James Ward
It's a shit game. At best, the mods to make Haydee thicker and more sexy redeems it somewhat, still there is no real pornographic mod so the game is mediocre at best.
Noah Carter
Well, that's the joke.
Jacob Nguyen
Haydee is not a good game.
Its platforming is too slow and clunky, and while the tits and ass are good (especially the 50,000 mods on the workshop) the game is utterly confusing.
The maps are very bland and featureless, and while the game claims to be a "metroidvania" it lacks the one thing that those two games had: MAPS.
You could pull up a map and see where you are, and in the case of the newer Metroid games (Prime and onward) there were even objective markers on the map. The game never held your hand and guided you to it, that was your job, but they at least said "here's where to go next," so you didn't end up wandering around forever, hoping to stumble upon what you need to progress.
Haydee does not do this. It throws you in and says "PLAY GAME." This is the equivalent of making solving a jigsaw puzzle, but only half of the pieces are in the box, and the rest are hidden around the house and you didn't tell the player.
Game's a 3/10 at best.
Oliver Gutierrez
Look, haydee's fapbait trash, but you are a lowly nigger if you can't appreciate rain world
Alexander King
A map would definitely make Haydee at least tolerable to play. Even something like the map in Hollow Knight, where it only fills in after you hit a certain point would be preferable to having to rely on either your own memory or physical cartography.
Joshua Wright
rainworld is indie trash, what are you on about? fucking undertale is better than that crap.
tl;dr: "i cant find my way to the next area without a map! SHIT GAME!"
exploring is the fun of the game. if you already know where to go, whats the point? you might as well play a modern MMO where all you have to do is follow a magic line and interact with whatever is at the end to spawn the next magic line.
Luke Stewart
The game does nothing to guide you, and trying to progress through trial-and-error is frustrating.
Exploring is fun, but when you've circled through the same area like 8 times and haven't found anything new, are you having fun?
Jeremiah Thomas
its made by slavs right? They don't know fucking anything about game design. Europeans don't in general.
Asher Gomez
DSP pls leave
not the game's fault you're circling the wrong area, or that you can't see the duct entrance at the side of the tutorial room exit. protip: the cue for this is the security railing being cut short
Noah Wilson
Not everyone is a super special awesome game boy like you are, user. When the game HIDES where you're supposed to go, and doesn't tell you where it is, then it's a badly designed game.
Is Daikatana good because it makes the way to progress really obscure?
Carter Cruz
you'd be better off playing games like splatoon and mario, you're too retarded for real games.
Sebastian Jenkins
So Daikatana is a real game?
Anthony Perez
dunno, never played it
Tyler Nguyen
Faggotry is literally a disease. Never reproduce you mentally ill degenerate.
Evan Hall
Damn, I totally forgot this game exists and on my HDD to boot. Would anyone happen to have the latest update of the game with mods n shit? Not sure if the version I have is the latest anymore.
Blake Peterson
lol retard
Carson Anderson
nice leap of logic faggot but you're still shit at videogames even if you change IDs. haydee is a pretty easy game and if you can't beat it without a guide you should consider another hobby.
Luke Foster
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Matthew Hernandez
Why are you making a thread about this, exactly?
Grayson Wood
Fucking retards
I've played the game for 5 hours and just now do I feel like the world is beginning to open up. It's a lot of fun to explore.
Juan Morales
here's the (You) you ordered sir.
Lincoln Bell
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William Adams
Nice senseless chromatic aberration you fucking fuck
Chase Perez
san andreas is (or was) a PC game. nice cherrypicking but no.
James Ortiz
nigger, you are both projecting and the cancer that is ruining gaming
Sebastian Reed
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Caleb Flores
Can casual fags like you stop making retarded threads with the most inane shit? You make genuine people who dislike the game for legitimate reasons sound like idiots, and are immediately assumed to just be mad at the game because they're shit at it.
Sebastian Wood
there will never be a mod for haydee that makes her armor/clothes gradually rip off or breaks apart her robotic limbs to force the player to play her nude and find alternative ways to solve the puzzles while her various limbs are damaged/missing
Julian Mitchell
send that idea to the dev please, maybe in an update it'll NEVER EVER happen