Waifu games

It's a fun short game with good music. The developers really like what their doing and that's nice. Worth the $2 or whatever it is.

A waifu game would be a game that has your waifu in it. "Waifu games" as a genre is a bastardization of the entire concept. A waifu isn't someone you choose from a small cast of characters and jerk off to them based on who gets your dick the hardest. A waifu is a very intimate relationship that you develop with a single girl that occurs naturally over time as your love grows. A more accurate thread topic would be "Games with a lot of anime girls that would make me horny/emotional" or something along those lines. If you are wanting an actual waifu there is no recommendations to be made, that is something only you can discover for yourself.

>>>/mai/

More than one waifu will ruin your laifu!

When will you God forsaken Degenerates learn that you can't have multiple waifus?

I'm a polygamistu.

More like a polygaymistu

More like polygayritsu

Just have one that likes getting cuckquean'd.

Overwatch

lol what a gay

So is titty ninjas actually good or what?

It's bad and the in game models are horrible compared to the art.

Too much SJW influence. Will pass.

You go in for the tits and stay for he characters. The games are pretty easy, but again, the characters and nudity make up for it.

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Wait they have DoA characters in musou stars?

yea

That looks pretty gay.

Never played Onechanbara Z2: Chaos but it honestly looks good and got decent reviews from fans of Cuhrayzee games. Senran Kagura is Musou game. If you don't like Dynasty Warriors then you probaly wont like Senran Kagura.

It's good if you like tits and ecchi anime. the game models are good even if they're not as good as the art.

William looks so out of place there.

sauce?

Shit, how is musou stars anyway? It apparently has a pc port so I might as well try it.

Granblue Fantasy.

don't know, I saved it form an old thread. Just Senran Kagura fan art user. Might even be some original work by a drawfag.

Honey Select

fuck off

nope

I've played burst, versus on vita and 3ds and i never say anything wrong with the models?

Speaking of big boob animu what ever happened to Xenoblade Chronicles 2?

its alright. its a musou. get character relationship levels that gives special abilities in battles and combo attacks when you activate certain team members abilities at the same time.

They've got retarded balloon tits with no weight or shape, and all have the same proportions.

Plenty of waifus to choose from.

I personally don't want regular sized realistically moving boobs, they don't really do much for me.
That's wrong though.

who came up with such an arbitrary rule anyways?

There is no need to be upset

Nigger there is a difference between good looking boobs and hemispheres taped onto the chest at a perfect 90 degree angle. If the models looked half as good as the promo and fan art then I would play it but it's just painful to look at.

there is much need to be upset you cancerous filth.

Also forgot these games.
DQ8 isn't really a waifu game but the 3DS can finally make you choose Jessica.
Though, you'll need a mod to remove the censored costumes because both JP and ENG versions have been pozzed.

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Chocolat a CUTE

I was thinking about it but you posyed no characters I like. That cat girl and dog girl are better than what you posted fag.

Why do Source imports always have that dead-eyed look to them? What is lost in translation from the original models to the Source knockoffs? Everything just looks "off" in every way, but I can't really determine what.

You sound like you're arguing preferences, Anime anatomy vs what you want.

Poor lighting and faceposing.

you want a picture of Alman?

Merveille, and Orfantz or whatever her name is. Superior.

Harley quinn and Rouge are always sexy though.

It's not anime anatomy. is anime and has far better tits than any of the models do. I'm sorry you have such a taste for garbage.

>Harley will never tie you up in a bed and start fugging you

You're thinking of Merveille and Opera

Sure, enjoy being an elitist on video game breasts lol

I'm okay with that. I dislike being tied up.

Same difference. where's the porn?

that was a shitpost user. Nobody likes Alman.

lmaoing @ ur life

go away

That's really rough like how I'd do her

fixed

All three of those I'd fuck.

even with 20+ years of graphical advancement at their disposal the senran models look worse than everything you just posted.

Why is Shantae such a good dancer?

Video related.
You don't need valley bitch acronyms to convey laughter on imageboards. That's what images are for.

Because she wants to seduce men with her purity and spirit

because she's never been in a good game

Ar Nosurge.

The game frames one of the girls relationship with a robot is literally being with you. The player. It helps that the prequel to the game was one of those virtual girlfriend games.

The worldbuilding is good, though most of it doesn't actually make it into the game for whatever fucking reason.

I have a confession to make
レッドくんが大好きです。
Although Elh and Chocolat are really cute tho.

well they are vita and 3ds games. Have you seen Valkyrie Drive, it's Senran only with a more graphical look.

Do you like the way DOA 5 looks? because while the graphical tech is there and it's realistic, they look bland to me personally, except for maybe Honoka.

Nigga you're gay.

Get out cakeboy.

LE EBIN MAYMAY'S!!!!!!!!!!

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but traps aren't gay user…
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Vote now and see if I'm gay!

Why are furries always faggots? You even tried to hide it by posting girls but no, you're still a fucking faggot all the same.

Valkyria chronicles is an animu vita game and looks 10x better than senran. They are simply poorly designed. It would take any modeler less than an hour to give them nice tits.

you wanna fuck a male. That's gay.
I wanna for that doggo female Merville. She's good looking.

Which one of you niggas voted no?

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nigger that wasn't a trap you posted.

He's acting retarded for attention.

thats been a problem since the first ar tonelico. i dont know what the hell

I hope you realize that being anime does not mean you suddenly make gargantuan hemisphere tits that look atrocious.

I like gargantuan titties though.

It's scheduled to launch this holiday season. Fire Emblem Warriors (waifus in that) and Super Mario Odyssey are in October, so XB2 will be November or later.

The Izuna rogue-likes on GBA were terrific, and they had a few cuties.

And they can look good when drawn/modeled correctly. Senran does not do this.

No also massive tits exist in real life. All Senran pulled off was my boner for jiggle in games and not much more. I had to stop every forty minutes and jerk off, hell I'd lose intentionally just to see the stripping.
when I took it seriously it was a mediocre game.

Yuel does things to my peepee

But women exist with round breast, even fake breasts, it's seen as a different appeal. Also regarding your VC example, the game is really serious in tone, and that must have effected the design, (even if selvaria is there). It also kind of sounds like you don't like really big or really round boobs? I'm not saying i'm right, i just don't see if you're talking about quality or style or of this topic is too subjective to pin down. I appreciate the video game boob philosophy though.

Forgot to mention pornstars with like 100 cm+ tits like Hitomi Tanaka, I think she hit 115 due to some disease then got a reduction.

my only problem with the tits in Senran Kagura is the lack of diversity in size. With the exception of Mirai, none of them seem special. It would be way cooler if they had a bit of variation.

too bad only two of the games are any good and the rest is unfinished trash.

Come on anons.

Would make her eat all of the eggs

No, but I'd do things to hers

They also got no hips or ass.

Good question. I know there has been several polls for furfags, and there generally is a higher representation of gay's and bi's than what you'd see in the average US population. No idea why. There are some hypotheses, but I haven't seen any with solid data to back them up.
That's not to say I don't find females attractive, I just find some other guys can also be a little cute.
Here's a pixiv animation of Elh.

They look really similar but are slightly different sizes.

And? Never said they didn't.

Are you fucking thirteen?

No woman on god's green earth has tits that defy gravity like in senran, and fake tits are trash. I think selvaria is an excellent example of what I mean, they have form and weight but are also big.

Too small post a better female. Also men aren't cute.

yes I am fucking thirteen or the purest thing since the white snow.

That is why you take them swimming user

lol

if we are talking about impressive 3dpd with "anime proportions" then you cant forget Agnetis Miracle (pic not related).

its all the same body's.

Yest in the artwork but not in game.

I want links.

the source is at the bottom of the image

Did that pixiv artist only do an animation of Elh or is there one of Chocolat too?

nigga elh is a girl.

Almost true, but that kind of really round boob form does exist in natural breasts, the pic in is a good example. You seem to be look for the more pointier kind of breast.

nigga that's what makes her cute

That artist hasn't made any chocolat animations according the the Pixiv page. I can dig pixiv and see if there are any animations of Chocolat.
That artist did make

nigga she's wearing a bra.

She had implants but their is video of her prior to getting them augmented. And they where already impressive.

before:
don't use link shorteners.com/y7qxzfzr
After:
don't use link shorteners.com/y8y9phd6

would you like to try that again?

lol
here:

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1197375582

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1881232907

You know you can embed pornhub links, right?

Yes, bras shape breasts to be more round, however some breasts are more round than others, and some more pointy.

I couldn't find any animations of Chocolat on pixiv nor did I find any decent ones of e621

and look at her tits, they still are affected by gravity and are not perfect hemispheres.

yes, but for some reason it didn't work.

How do women achieve such tits? Get fat/drink lots of milk and then exercise the rest of the fat?

Being the right amount of fat and having the genetics for good fat placement.

I see your point. She is older though, younger women have much perkier breasts. I agree that senran has unrealistically shaped breasts, and that the models could be better designed like VC. However it can still be an certain impossible cartoonish fake appeal to it.

The problem with Senran Kagura isn't that the tits are unrealistic, it's that they look so fucked up that they aren't hot. They just wobble around in some wonky as fuck way that tits, fictional or not, shouldn't be doing. Also, the asses have the same wobble effect on them, which only makes them look extremely fat and flabby. Plus as people already said there's almost zero variation; there's the flat loli and then everyone else has the same massive, wonkily wobbling tits. More variety would only help.

I think I've seen clips of the modded PC version where the tit jiggle has been reduced. It's just the thing the series needs, because the horribly exaggerated wobbling it has now makes it seem like they're all tumblr-tier fat.

They're pretty easy.
There might as well not be any plot in it.
Just play for an easy beat-em-up games with dressup and nudity.

Nigga go play Love Plus!

she's perfect though.

Why are they in the Deception 4 castle?

This.

No, me.

Do it for her

no. Looks too Japanese, despite white genetics.

I want Nera from DQV

I wish I could play Gravity Rush, but I don't own any consoles. Nier: Automata is on Steam, but has a lot of negative reviews about how it's a poor console port. I despise console ports.

This. Best posts in the thread.
You people misusing the word are fucking retarded redditor memers.

Is there anything not boring as fuck about this game? I saw a preview on jewtube. Seems extremely boring.

This is Holla Forums not /r9k/ or /a/, the only redditors here are the autist who don't know that.

I would fuck Fonne too.

They are unrealistic then in how they move. That I can deal with since the overall lewdness is nice. But I can't be bothered playing the game for that alone, it's too damn boring and tedious.

Bad console port with deNUvo.

The face reminds me of something from a modern Final Fantasy, it's a turn-off.

This.

U wot?

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I would fug.

Overwatch's cast is built on a diversity checklist
This checklist, by the way, can usually be divided into two categories: sociopathy and fetishization

if a character isn't visually checking a box, they're doing so with their characterization in secondary media (tracer's gay so that lesbians have something, symmetra's autistic because someone somewhere decided that autistic people needed representation despite that no autist plays games wanting to see themself ever, etc)

and then when a surprise happens (snow suit girl there is secretly thin under it), socjus throws a fit and they change it to appease them

More like just three of them, maybe four.

Was this about the one outfit or has there been something else more recently?

This thread's missing some really obvious titles.

bgay

I wanna get stuffed by all three of those boys

Holy fuck, where is this from?

𝕕𝕖ɴᴜ/ᴠ/𝕠

Cube fucking gas yourself.

tits

Played Angels with Scaly Wings recently.
Pretty good. Story flops at the last minute, but it was fun, and red lizard is the best waif.

has nosex. No human ipregnatews dragon.

Nice English, bro.
You can for certain fuck the red lizard.
Probably some of the male options, I bet, but I didn't bother with them of course.
Yellow gets a lewd shower scene.

Red, though, calls you 'fussy' for not letting her rip your clothes off.

whatever you say normalfag
go back to reddit and take those le ebin maymays with you

Well if I can fuck my English matters not.

I thought those were noses

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

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All of this. Reddit needs to leave.

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How's 2007 treating you fellow oldtimers?

What the fuck is up with all this furfaggotry?

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Mark should just ban all furshit. The furfags seem to think they are accepted here.

Better than 2017.

I'm sick of Koei constantly pulling this shit.

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Simply got to look in the right places my man.
I miss waifu threads.

it doesn't bother me much since most of them i wouldn't be interested in anyway, i guess i've just gotten used to it.
i was originally planning to get the all-stars game but apparently it has massive performance issues.

>>>/mai/

The real question is: Which Nina is the best?

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Big titty Nina, of course.

I've never played BoF2, but she certainly has the best appearance

Black Wings Nina best Nina.

did you know you can pay for none of it and the game is completely unaffected?

the performance issues is that they gave it a proper port this time around and you just have to turn down some graphics options

You can make your own Waifu in Xcom 2

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You can finally see your waifu in VR

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Waifufags are intellectually compromised

Making your own waifu is, technically speaking, the least cucked one can get

I had no choice cause blue girls with tails are basically nonexistant

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Truly, autists who believe they are in good company.

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Not sure if I should feel disgusted or hot glue her.

She's just out of the shower, user. Her skin is glistening.

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Is that Halo? I cant tell :^)

Sweet fucking Jesus, the repeating post bug again?

What the hell? I swear I just saw like 10 posts between here??

Did robots raid this thread?

no such thing

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Many games will "break the rules" and render faces and characters with lighting models and shaders different than the ones used for the rest of the scenery and world. Importing character models into Source removes this specialized tweaking, rendering everything using the same "generic" rules.

This is really just a thread for games with cute girls in it, so you could basically list every Japanese game ever made. At least with stuff like Rune Factory I can understand calling it a "waifu game", since you can actually waifu characters in those games.

Did that guy kill himself for having a shit waifu?

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I want normalfags to return to Kikebook and Reddit where they belong

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Marie a cute.

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Valkyria Chronicles has some nice ladies in it while still being a competent game. I'm sure you could run an army entirely comprised of women.

Yes. Waifu in common usage now means "video game/anime character I really like". This is what happens when words enter the mainstream and normalfags hate the negative connotation of it and try to route it out while trying to pretend they fit in.

I'm sure there's more but just a few. People seemed to have forgotten that Blizzard has drunk the koolaid for a while.

No, you have to have edelweiss and commander faggot.

Because adding all the extensive details on the universe's wordlbuilding would overbloat the scripts, which are already pretty large as they are.

Besides, people have been complaining about these games having too much text as is already, so why bother adding the details for people who won't bother reading them?

That just looks like Dynasty Warriors Gundam 3 with different characters. That's me saying it looks like garbage, by the way.

Like everything else normalfags get their hands on. This is happening with video games now where we can see blatant non-games like Heavy Rain are lorded as "great story-driven games" despite being a CG movie with optional button prompts.

I thought it was "Fictional character that essentially embodies all the aspects of the woman you wish to marry".

That's what it should be, but some people take it so seriously, they genuinely believe they are in a relationship with said fictional character, willingly forgoing the chance to find and be in an actual real relationship. It's like a mental disease you give yourself willingly, with most going insane due to them fighting back against their common sense about it all being in their head constantly. There is a group of these people that took over the Holla Forums waifu threads until recently, when anons started calling out their shit and they ran off due to not being able to argue and fight back.

Or it could be because their thread gets immediately bumplocked and turns into a den of shitposting because of it.

The reason for the bumplocking was due to the autistic shitposters spamming the threads with gore and other unrelated things. What anons were annoyed with is how a small group were using the threads as a hangout/safespace using pictures of their waifus and claiming to be apart of Holla Forums culture as a cover for their blogposting and videogame discussions unrelated to their waifus. The ones calling out their shit in a non-autistic way was just another nail in the coffin for them.

Not when both Nu/pol/ and Holla Forums keep bring in redditors with Nu/pol/'s autistic circlejerking faggotry during the 2016 elections and Holla Forums's shilling on reddit.

Any game where can date and possibly marry the in game females, so Fire Emblem Awakening and Fates for marriage and Persona from game 3 onwards for dating. What I need is games where you can fug the girls as well as date and marry them.

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Why do vampire girls make perfect waifus?

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In that vampire girl's case:
Yes
sauce?

to bad moe chronicles monstergirls art was mostly girls using costumes

NEVER EVER!

Soon

So regular monster girls then?

Its from the direct to DVD/Blu-Ray Batman and Harley Quinn

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It was pretty meh.
But the Harley scenes was the best parts

My dick approves, though there are so many things wrong with it.

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Explain.

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WAIT A MINUTE
I FUCKING GET IT NOW
IT'S BECAUSE IT'S A PIRATE SHANTY
Why didn't I think of this before?

Anyhow, any waifu game with /ara/s?

source of vamploli?

Isn't this game by sjws?

What is it a normalfag would say? Get a girlfriend was it? If you need love that badly fiction will never give it to you.

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No

At the very least one of them can love you, and the other one can't. If you ask me it's not worth it, but if you're desperate enough then who knows?

Women are as capable of love as a drawing is.

>>>/mgtow/
the memes have really gotten out of hand.

m8

I guess your mother never loved you

Yes.

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It's true faggot. The sour grapes have intensified to the point of making women unthinking, unfeeling, baby machines in your eyes.

The problem is that they are.
The sole reason and drive for existance is for the degeneration of the social status and wealth of a community for their own benefit and the gathering of attention– not affection. Normalfag 3d females are as vapid and uninteresting as an empty can of mermelade, it may exite you at first, but there really isn't anything inside of any worth. And the alternative are too jaded to even pay attention to some of what would be their own kin, unless they truly understand their predicament and are able to control their primal urges, which makes them exceedingly rare.

You should really get out more. Then again this is a waifu games thread, I'm wasting my time.

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are you trying to imply that jerking off to 2d women every night makes you come off as a deep thinker destined to traverse the ladders of society any more than a gold digging chick?

No, i'm saying society is a fuck for enabling bitches to have any sort of power in it.

user, go outside, meet some women, and have some fun with them. If you keep on thinking every woman is deceitful whore trying to suck the money and life out of you, you will be sad your whole life.

Jacking off to fictional girls is certainly a whole lot better than being a gold digger, at least. The latter is by definition manipulative and harmful to others, while the former hurts no one.

It's comfy as fuck though. This game is the comfiest video game I've ever played. The game even encourages you to get snacks and a drink before playing, and it has intermissions that deliberately disrupt the flow of the game like a stageplay so you can get up and get more food or take a piss.

>>>/tumblr/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/kikebook/
This fucking board is dead.

This franchise has gifted me with a fetish for ninja girls like you wouldn't believe.

I would rather have money to do what I want a die alone than struggle to maintain a relationship with some cunt who's only in it for the money. Besides, it's better to be happy than it is to be married.

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You really shouldn't be here if all you think about living is procreation. There is more to life than shagging a slut and spending 60 million yearly to support her psychotic spurs.

By the way, fill out this meme if you're so fixated around that shit.

Muh nigga.

I say again, you have to go back.

You are biologically wired to want women for companionship and to want children. And the grand purpose of life is to pass on your genes. I'm saying that retreating into 2D and trying to deny it will only hurt you more. I wish I had a woman who loved me, but I won't stop trying just because I haven't found her yet.

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fuck off normalfag

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Like, having a job is a matter of survival at all.

Our intellect can go beyond passing on your genes as the greatest life purpose. It really isn't important nowadays with the human dominance on Earth. Just because we're programmed to think that way doesn't mean we should make it our life purpose. As humans, we have the unique ability amongst other animals to go against our basic instincts and put reasoning before them.

I'll give you, though, that hating every single woman in existence is pretty retarded but you didn't need to come here to say it. It's like going to the KKK to try to convince people that niggers are alright.

obligatory

Kinda curious to know how you got a girl to say she loved you without fucking her.

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i'm assuming relatives don't count as friends and beer doesn't count as a recreational drug
I'm ripped and a functional human being, but I go months without conversation.

Is Shantae: Half-Genie Hero good or is it just liked by waifufags?

You can have both. Getting a woman and achieving some greater understanding are not mutually exclusive.

Nah, if I went to /r9k/ then that would be apt. though this thread is basically a mini /r9k/

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That doesn't mean you have to have women.
You said it yourself, and if so I have to assume you were baiting or wanting to get shat on.

3 girls, actually.

1) We don't live in the same state
2) Doesn't even live in this country
3) I literally had her on my bed telling me to go with her but I pussied out I think about that every day and it would be the first place I'd go if I had a time machine

There was also this mexican girl who always told me she loved me on msn, but she always said "as a friend". She was really sweet and I lost contact with her a couple of years ago. I wonder what she's doing.

Girls leave, this is a boy's only club.

I've heard it's fun, but it's often too easy.

I take you've never had an intimate relationship with a woman in real life. By "intimate" I don't necessarily mean sexually.

It's an ok platformer that's overhyped by waifufags.

I said before that you will be happier with one, so why not? Why give up?

I did expect some >normalfag get out etc. but I know there are still sensible people on this board and in this thread.

Most of them are Metroid-lite, they're not perfect or amazing but fun adventures that don't take themselves too seriously.

well fuck

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Not necessarily, I don't think. Not all humans are the same and some are fine without social interaction. I know a few.
You're still dumb. You'll also find people who only sort of dislike niggers in the KKK but what's the fucking point.

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Not living with your parents doesn't make you one. It means you aren't a child or don't have people supporting you for nothing.

Should I go? I really like it here.

Nope, I haven't.
That third girl was the only female friend I've ever had. Met her when we were both 17 she was not cute and thus really insecure. I'm probably the first guy who was nice to her, so I guess that's why she thought she loved me and even said she wanted to marry me one day.

Those would be autists. And waifufags only turn to waifufaggotry because they lack the real thing and desperately want it.
I just want anons to be happier. Becoming a waifufag is the ultimate sign of giving up and I want them to go out there and try. In these times where women are brainwashed into believing men are evil and rapists and the two sexes are being driven further apart, we need men to extend an olive branch.

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Fair enough, I respect your stance.
I still maintain you can be happy without a woman, and one won't necessarily make you happy. With or without autism.

You know you can be a useless neet on your own too right?

You should go, not because of what you think but because you dont know how bingo works apparently.

How old are you?
I started opening up to talking to women with internet interactions as well, eventually fucked some irl with new found confidence.

Oh dear :^)

I'm 25, the thing is I don't really wanna have sex. I don't like physical contact

Holy shit you actually gotta leave.

We both know I ain't going anywhere

Literally fucking empty, get fucked normalfags

It's an issue when you can't find anything to work on past your 30's. It also doesn't help when you're terrible at conversations. I want to think i'm unlucky in certain ways because the people around me are all a bunch of heartless assholes but maybe my view of them is partly my own fault.

That's fair, but if you don't want to have physical contact then why did you say you'd go back in time to not chicken out with girl 3?

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Well, it's just one of those things I wish I did back then so I could say I did them, I can't lie for shit and I don't like telling people I'm a virgin when they ask me.

Do you get asked if you're a virgin often?

Says the redditor to the user

Someone explain to me how you can be above the age of 22 and still be living with your parents. What I mean is, why would your parents be ok with you leeching off of them as an adult?

Not often, but I got asked some times and it felt kinda awkward. The first time I lied and said yes, but they didn't bought it. So now if someone asks I just tell them the truth, it's not like they don't know.

Times are tough user, many countries are too expensive for people to get their own house with an entry level job in any field.

So original user. Did you come up with that all by yourself or did you get your parents to help you?

Did a bit of digging on this. It's some faggy side scrolling Moba, sure, but it's managed by Nexon, and apparently it's just been censored. I don't think these faggots will ever stop.

I got close, but no bingo.

Who gets complimented regularly, as a man?
Seriously. Not even most normalfags have that privilege.

The redditor cries out in pain as he strikes you

Ever get tired of repeating the same shit over and over again? Guess not.

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aaaaaaaaaand 300 replies, that's it folks, thanks for the derail.

I hope you don't expect to put the blame on anyone but you after posting that bingo.

How many sjwtumblrfats have reeeee'd themselves to death over this scene?

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Heck no, everything is deliberate.

You really think the kind of people who currently live with their parents would want to share living space with complete strangers?

Quite a few.

Might have something to do with culture.
It's pretty common where I am just as long as you're more than a mere acquaintance even though people here are usually fairly antisocial.
Or in the right group you'll get compliments from acquaintances or strangers alike but then you're propably in some faggot group who tolerates too much.

The fact that you keep replying makes me think you're fishing for replies or are in fact an undercover redditor. Either way you should lurk more

Nice datamining buddy

Thread is dead as fuck but I wanted to say Neptunia anyway
Pretty decent waifus

awful

Fits in with the overall quality of the thread then

I bet you think you're being original by regurgitating the same shit that comes up almost every time someone sees something they don't like around here.
Meh. I always thought it was rude not to reply to people, especially when they direct their query/conversation directly at you. I'm here, may as well respond. You haven't said anything that makes me want to not respond yet either.
Nice. Reddit does come on here but they're more painfully obvious than you might think.

I've gotten complimented a bunch on a few shirts I wear, but other than that I don't get any.

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