Wait…it's actually GOOD?!

It is surprisingly similar to the logo. I wonder if some jap is poking fun at the audience.

Cause it's just a fucking generic puzzle piece. I don't think japs even know what autism speaks is.

This is why the game will be forgotten.

It won't even have the 06 "it's so bad, you gotta believe this" aspect. It is stupid, but has a decent gameplay.

However, because it's fucking retarded, no one will buy it other than te frothing nintendo faggots looking to pad their overpriced system they bough at launch. People who get it ironically to shit on it will find a decent game under a super shitty presentation and thus, will just be forgotten.

It'll be dropped and forgotten.

Yes and? Most games are forgotten and shoved under the rug, both good and shit. Why does this bother you?

This game is french made.

No

Oh fuck you're right. I forgot ubisoft was making it. The characters make me forget.

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So, grant kirkhope really is doing the soundtrack, and wow.
IT IS GENERIC AS FUCK.
It's like making YOOKA Laylee even MORE forgettable!

We can ask Mark and ROB for their thoughts after they inevitably buy and play it.

Did you seriously expect anything different? Kirkhope is a hack, every single soundtrack he does is exactly the same. He's easily the weakest of all the Rare composers.

Aren't they both kikes? I remember seeing a picture of ROBFAG and he looks semitic as fuck.

Such a shocker.

I can't wait for the "Why Mario + Rabbids is a bad game regardless of the Rabbids" infographic.

Either watch a video or fucking wait until the price drops or gamestop sells it so you dont give the devs much money

Uh user

Apes are actually fun, faggot.

Those are tolerable user.

Never said they weren't

You implied they were the minions of video games.
Minions by their very nature are insufferable shitbags with no redeeming qualities.

Beside rabbids being cancer the gameplay from the trailer at E3 wasn't that bad.
Even with the marketing power of Mario i doub many will buy a tactics game

Gameplay doesn't matter. Brand recognition matters, which is why they were lumped in with Mario.

Who's cock is bigger and smellier? Rabbids? Minions? They both probably have a ton of uncut foreskin to chew on like gum… Minions have crazy inventions and can new be sexual sadists but then Rabbids are somewhat suicidal so it seems interesting

Minions are total tops while rabbids are super subby bottoms.

Whatever you say bub.

GET OUT JEW

I'm not your bub, guy.

I'm not your guy, dude.

I'm not your dude, buddy.

All degenerates are suicidal, or at least masochistic. They have a subconscious desire to be punished(not in a sexual way) for their morally reprehensible behavior.

This is ultimately what Ubisoft and every other publisher wants by the way. A bad game gives them a bad reputation and a good one raises standards, both of which rock the boat too much. A mediocre game however is easily forgotten, which keeps people in the endless cycle of false hype and preorders.

ROB is on indefinite hiatus, I thought. We're not getting another ROB thread for a while.

I'm not your buddy, pal.

I'm not your pal, leatherhead.

Is he serving again, did he break his camera, does he need to clean off the crusty cum off his amiibos, what, what's the deal?

and that's bad how?

where?

soon

I'm not your leatherhead, pinhead.

I hope to fuck that we just bullied him so hard that he left. I actually got banned for three days for being mean to him in his thread.

LOL

no lol

And people have the audacity to compare this game to one with THIS as it's main theme.

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This why I love Hitler.
Nice try, you self hating like.

k

And one of them game overs 20 times. In a fucking mario game.

Wait a minute...
Was this part of your plan?

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Dab on the HATERS

Of coursh!

OH GOD STOP

Where's the animation? He just sort of instantly snaps into the pose.

Kill me

8/10 b8
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DABBING LUIGI XDDDD THAT'S SO FUNNY!!! XDDDD HE BAD!!!! XDDDDDD
WAIT TILL SILVAGUNNER, EGORAPTOR AND ALL MY FAVORITE UNFUNNY ECELEBS GET A HOLD OF THIS IT'S XDDDD SO FUCKING FUNNY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LE FUNNH FAHNNH MIMI XDDD BAD ON EM WEEGE XDDD DANK MEMES XDDDD DANKY DANKY DANKERS MIMIS XDDDD AHEEEHEEHEEEE SO DANKY PEPE TF2 MIMIS XDDDD XDXDDD
HA HA FUCKING HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡

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I've never understood why people like X-Com and similar games so much.

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I'm really hoping that he's just halfway through the animation and he's not actually dabbing.

You know goddamn well he's dabbing.

Miiverse predicted this.

Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong board. /polmeta/'s two blocks down.

But where's the propaganda, i heard this game had propaganda

HE ACTUALLY FUCKING DOES IT, NO.

#NotMyLuigi

Why are you faggots crying over a silly meme?
You sound like you're just trying way too hard to fit in here. I bet you'd shit on the early Fallout games for incorporating references and memes too.

Two Words: Dated References. It's gonna spoil like milk.

Fuck off, you're the worst BO any board has ever had on any chan, smelly spic.

And the Doctor Who reference in Fallout really holds up well today, right?
Memes by design are going to die out and become outdated. There's no stopping it, it's just the circle of life. So why sperg out over this meme or that meme? It's just a bit of fun.

Who knows?

watch some gameplay
Judge
????
PROFIT!

I could imagine bending over a rabbid and giving him a reachie while a minion spreads and hotdogs me, sure

Dr. Who is a timeless classic, so???

Wot does Raven's ass have to do with this thread?

All memes and references to specific cultures stay "timeless" in that their impact on the culture will be remembered long down the line, even if later generations find them awkward or cringy.
There is literally no difference between referencing Doctor Who in it's hayday in a video game and putting in a dab in a video game around the time it's relatively popular.

That you have to look into stuff to find the fun♪

but Raven is cute and sexy all in one so adding a bit more on top of that is fun. Who needs games when I got Raven?

She better have a dick.

It's fun to sperg out user!

Actually give me the artist. I just wanna look at Raven, this thread sucks.

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Stop shitposting.

Dabbing is the least offensive cancer meme, so we got off pretty easily if that's the worst Ubisoft has done to any of the canon Mario characters. And when you look at Luigi's character in games outside of the mainline Mario series doing weird shit has been his deal for a while now, in Smash Bros. his Final Smash is ZA WARUDO, one of his victory poses is Planking and his Taunt can OHKO, in Super Paper Mario he had that whole Mr. L deal so taking all of that into consideration a dab isn't going to an extreme that is totally outside of the any realm of possibility for the character.

WHAT THE FUCK IS SO TIMELESS ABOUT DABBING? SERIOUSLY I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT EXCEPT I THINK IT GOT STARTED BY THAT STUPID SQUIDWARD VIDEO. IF IT WAS TIMELESS IT WOULD BE ENTERTAINING WHEN THE CONTEXT BEHIND IT IS LOST. ALONE IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S POSING LIKE A JACKASS.

Tried reverse searching both images, all i got was this imgur.com/a/PSRBM

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>91 posts including mine

It holds up because it makes sense that a ship capable of interdimensional travel would be able to travel to The Wasteland. Luigi doing a popular pose for no reason doesn't make sense and comes across as forced, and he may as well be doing the Praise The Sun pose for all it's worth. There's also the idea that Luigi dabbing is supposed to be funny and fails to do so, whereas the TARDIS is just supposed to be a short, interesting encounter for those lucky enough to find it.

Blowjob porn is for fags

Nice.

I'm 90% sure the dab was started by some nigger rapper

Just Raven porn.

Well shit I've seen his stuff and no source.

agreed; any porn where the dick is the focal point is for fags. any porn involving a dick at all is arguably for fags.

it's meant to piss people off, because people are going to look at it and think "jesus christ this is awful" and show it to all their friends saying "jesus christ look how awful this is" like i just did and now the game's got more publicity than a traditional ad campaign could ever hope for.

It is, you are literally jerking off to some other dude fucking your waifu.

lol wat a fag

most waifus are based on infatuation instead of love, so just seeing her in a sexual situation is fine.

Ask your mom lmoa
t. dad

This. Holla Forums only has husbandos.

It looks boring and tedious as shit.

Indeed, ignoring Worms, Borderlands or even Fez, shit's pretty fun. Or ignoring the fact that most memewhores are the worst kind of people like Anthony Burch or Suck my Dick, Choke on it Hipster, we should just bend over and love some memes instead of gameplay.
Moonman and Ben Garrison references, when?

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Ravenravenraven

Who the fuck is that?

Cuck

also I thought he hated memes in vidya, it's why he was pushing that downpour thing so much

If that's him, thanks. Love his Raven's ass.

Mark is a meme in vidya

A whore.

I dunno, it was just on his board that he was on hiatus due to life.

I didn't say it was bad, but I do miss the concentrated passion he had, even if I don't like a lot of Nintendo games.

Why? Why can't someone enjoy something and make shitty OC of it? Why would you want to bully them away? Do you think this is your seekrit klub?

I think you need to lighten up, m8888.

Shit spews endlessly from it

The guy gets so much shit despite being here the longest, I wonder why he's stil here since only a minority/silent majority respect him. He does stupid shit, but he's stuck with us when most would give up. Maybe it's his stupidity, Who knows.

that's everyones asshole. Though it is not the rear end of peoples. Though a woman has another attractive part, it is called a vagina. The best place to input a penis.

Maybe it's his jewishness desire to subvert but he's fucked up when realising he doesn't know up

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having a waifu at all makes you a cuck because you're in a perpetually open relationship with a character who you can never fuck or actually have a relationship with. literally any other man can have a relationship with and see porn of her.

ahaha cuck

Nah, it's some sort of stubborness. Most of us would probably quit like the old Holla Forums BO.

Well I mean at least with Mark he's a fucking joke
I'm pretty sure nobody actually likes I'mkikey

for fun

Being in a relationship with any woman (real or fake) automatically makes someone a cuck. I thought most people knew that.

why do people hate ROB again?

how?

Pretty much because he's a nintendrone that won't admit nintendo's mistakes

If you seriously need to ask you already are one

what vaginas are you lookin at?

Show us some stats, especially compared to a regular game. Cold hard numbers, directly correlating to a bad reference.

He's a joke, but he doesn't care. It's fustrating since he's a blight on the community. I think he should quit so we can stop this elitist shitshow and go back to 4chan. GamerGate is over, let's just fuck off and go home.

I don't know about other people, but the frequency of ROB threads was starting to get annoying. They were comfy when they only happened once a month or two, but then they started showing up almost every week. At that point it was just annoying.

Did he died?
polite sage

Well then look at who is more fucking cancer than Mark, have you actually seen how bad 4chan is, I mean Holla Forums is by no means good but holy shit 4chan is fucking cancer

humor me.

fuck off shitposter.

Go back.

Post something and we'll see~

your mothers.

I highly doubt this user

Gay detected

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Faggy attention-whore cuckchan wannabe-celeb muppet. And bullying away fags that lower the quality of this board even further with their gay, mod-enforced antics is fun as fuck. ROB, if you're in this thread, you're a fucking cunt. The only reason you're even still here is because 4chan finally got sick of you and people here get banned for shittalking you.

Never have I seen such a travesty on display.
Sadly it will probably sell enough to make a sequel.

Shit nigga, I thought you were gonna praise him at first then it got way too fucking real fast.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

implying this is new

its still just as disgusting

I expected no less from a (1) and done cuckchan template garbage thread with journo scores to a shitty game.

Reported, I advice everyone else to do the same.

Fuck everyone on Holla Forums, I'm buying this game full price for the fact that they actually acknowledged Waluigi

fuck off with your male waifu

how does it feel to know the best game on your overpriced tablet is a 20 dollar game featuring the enemy that styles itself after games made two decades ago
just wondering

Shut up seglet

so it hurts
okay that's all i wanted
for the record brand loyalty is for chumps

The devs didn't even bother trying to polish this turd.
>painfully animation de-syncs webm related
>all this even after the clusterfucks that were ASSCREED Unity's facial horrors and Watch_Dog's PC port being intentionally gimped from the E3 demo

you fucking dumbshit piece of trash, i'm not going to defend a Doctor Who or Star Trek reference in Fallout, but those are franchises that geeks spent literal decades fellating.

comparing that with a dance some jig did for three weeks that blew up all over twitter is fucking retarded.

Considering they still trust Niantic, I'm not terribly surprised.

wonder which is more appalling

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Only if I can get the source for that image!

loli raven is better

Fuck off OP until you realize to never believe an early review critic and judge the game by it's real gameplay and not the ultra-refined demo gameplay devs trick gullible schmucks like you to shove money at them.

Okay user, hear me out.
Look at the BBC T.V guide and tell us if theres any Dr. Who snows on dunno who would watch it anyways, it's just for faggots who think they're intellectual when watching it even though it's the most retarded shit.
Now look shows with forced meme shit in it like say… the Power Puff Girls reboot and tell us which one is original. Which one is standing on it's own writing (no matter how shitty) and which one is using stale memes from the internet as a crutch for humor.

i watch doctor who to feel stupid, not to feel smart

Really makes you think

no it doesnt!

Oh god

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The original pose was the fucking Kinnikuman pose which dates back to 1980, which it's self was probably from something else.

But the ACTUAL basis for it is muscular showcasing.

Some dumbass sneezed into their elbow and someone went "oh lawd, iz zat some dank MEMES!?^&&^%%$" that's what this cancer is now.

CAW CAW CAW CAW