Meanwhile, In City Se/v/enteen

"Non of this woulda heppen if Trump became president"

Trump can stop portal storms now?
Do you even really want your thread to be about half life?

This universe was never good, the only people that like it here are steamcucks

So now that G Man has officially cucked Freeman, and we've been left to die, what now?
The way I see it, just mass produce those HEV suits, that and being smart is literally the only thing that kept Freeman alive.

Alyx is a nigger…

The Seven Hour War happened well before the 2016 election, though. It was some point around 2000-2009.

look, I just said it to get the thread going, Dont look to deep into it

"is it just me, or does the sun seem more and more dim each day?"

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What do you mean combine, they're literally just the UN, if you want a specific species sure, but I mean unless you have a long tongue fetish, fucking one of those weird biological maggot machines would be weird bro.

Alright, then.
I'm still bummed out over HL3 basically being confirmed for death. Despite all the memes surrounding HL1/HL2, I really like both of them. There's just something about them that makes them so fascinating.
Have some lewds.

The Combine soldiers have no genitals.

Ok, Uncle tom

I want to stick my dick in a headcrab so bad

stop being a Casual and go to the wasteland and get a REAL alien GF

LOOK OUT VITRUVIAN MAN THAT LAND SQUID IS GOING TO SHIT ON YOU!

Why have the Combine seen fit to suppress my reproductive urges? An inquiring mind wants to know.

It's clearly presenting itself to him.
There's bullsquid porn like that but it's gay so I won't post it.

They want to make humans an immortal slave race, if they could reproduce their population would go out of control.

Alien luve thread?

Then just give us all mandatory birth control meds or something. Don't make it so I don't feel anything when I touch my dick.

ALIEN FUCKERS GET OUT

think about what you are saying user

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user.
They don't have dicks. That entire part of their body is removed and replaced with cyborg parts.

"None of this would happen if you have checked everyone's dubs, my good friend."

captcha: goyjah

By the way:
(checked)

I have daily reminder now.

Can meanwhile threads either die out or moved into separate board?
I'm still waiting for board, where threads declare war on each other.

But dear, hideous user…
Meanwhiles will never die.

ayy lmao