Shitty movie games that you enjoy anyway

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

Shitty movie games that you enjoy anyway.

Chase Davis
Chase Davis

0 replayability but the game was fun while it lasted

Jack Russell
Jack Russell

racer
shitty
Is this bait?

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

It's a game based on a shitty movie.

Charles Young
Charles Young

shitty movie games
shitty movie
implying Episode 1 was good

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

Darkman is a shitty movie
Get some taste…

Ryder Sanchez
Ryder Sanchez

There was a coop shrek 2 game that was pretty cool. Also a shrek minigame collection.

David Russell
David Russell

It's a shitty movie game thread not a shitty movie thread.
Get some reading comprehension…

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

The first spiderman game, was one of the first games I got for the xbox because of some package deal. Plenty of unlockables and secrets so I had fun, overall the game wasnt really good though.

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher


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William Lopez
William Lopez

Dunno if related but it's by far my favourite gundam game and it's based on my most hated gundam show.

Nathaniel Reyes
Nathaniel Reyes

This, we're talking about shitty games based on movies, not shitty movies.

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

"Shitty movie game" can be interpreted both ways.

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

Mos Espa was mind-blowing

Joshua King
Joshua King

No that would be "game based on shitty movie"
a movie game is its own entity.

Daniel James
Daniel James

shitty game based on movie
game based on shitty movie
Both are shitty movie game.

Austin Price
Austin Price

Wrong.
Game based on shitty movie can be good.
Shitty game based on movie can't be good.

Isaac Fisher
Isaac Fisher

Now you're just moving goal posts.

Luis Cook
Luis Cook

I'm trying to be logical here.
Game based on shitty movie can be good.
There's a chance that it might be good. It hasn't been established if the game is good or not yet.
Shitty game based on movie can't be good.
The game has already been identified as shitty. There is no chance of it being good.

James Collins
James Collins

MARAUDER, GO FUCK YOUR PILOT, THATS AN ORDER!

Juan Jenkins
Juan Jenkins

Shitty game can very well be good, there is even a term for it - kusoge.
But then again, we were talking grammar, and OP's wording can be taken two ways.

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

I still don't get why EDF is supposedly kusoge.

Jonathan Lewis
Jonathan Lewis

If the gameplay in a kusoge was good it wouldn't be a kusoge though. It would just be a good no budget game wouldn't it?

Robert Perry
Robert Perry

I don't think it fits the definition in any way.

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

bad graphics
bad animations
assets reused to hell and back
simplistic repetitive gameplay
lack of any sort of balance or defined difficulty
3 music themes for the entire game
The entire EDF franchise is quintessential kusoge, that just so happens to be fun regardless of any lack of effort or polish put into it.

Anthony Taylor
Anthony Taylor

Phantom Menace on ps1 is nearly impossible to beat.
The game has too many instant game overs that just come out of nowhere.
Fall down a maintenance hatch, Obiwan's body gets chopped to pieces by a propeller - Game Over.
Jar Jar gets shot to shit - Game Over.
The goddamn sand people just fuck you up - Game Over.
Fail an arbitraty platforming section - Game Over.

Kayden Hernandez
Kayden Hernandez

Simplistic gameplay
Bad animations
Bad graphics
Yeah, lets just ignore all the enemies animations, the actual depth of the combat seen in the Fencer, Air Raider and coop play, the scale/scope of the game and collateral damage you can do.

EDF is a good game faggot

Liam Howard
Liam Howard

What depth? What enemy animations? Don't delude yourself faggot.

Landon Perez
Landon Perez

Then again this is the same faggot that can't interpret "shitty movie game", especially on the context of the thread.

The example you gave out doesn't even make sense since since unless theres a comma between "movie" and "game" its one word and something like cinematic bullshit ala LoU/Uncharted would be better suited as an example, which still wouldn't make sense considering the context of the thread which OP makes very clear.

Dominic Martinez
Dominic Martinez

moving goal posts

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

Dash cancelling
Controlling the mechs
Aiming with certain weapons
Weakpoints in certai enemies
Enemy prioritazion
Weapons from different classes that complement each other
The bug animations
The Erginus animations
I bet you think Serious Sam is also a bad game you faggot

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

Jar Jar gets shot to shit - Game Over
That was actually an alternative happy ending

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

Not an argument queermo

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

that
depth
Are you fucking serious? I guess musou games are deep for you as well.

You didn't have one to begin with.

Michael Mitchell
Michael Mitchell

Oh and yes serious sam is western equivalent of kusoge.

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

That first Battlefront mission
Killing dozens of Gungans Jar Jars only armed with grenades mimicking those shitty ball contraptions from the shitty movie
Just genocide all the basically harmless faggots from a distance
I miss based Pandemic

Jeremiah Robinson
Jeremiah Robinson

Why are you comparing to a Musou?
Musou is shitty shallow combo combat with no enemy variety and moving around with nothing to do for countless minutee to other sections in danger of being conquered so you can do the shitty combos.

You have no argument, nothing
Stop posting faggot

Serious Sam is western equivalent of kusoge.
You're a fucking newfag retard that thinks Serious Sam 3 was the first game with its low as fuck budget.

The first two games looked and played great for their time.

Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

Musou is shitty shallow combo combat with no enemy variety and moving around with nothing to do for countless minutee to other sections in danger of being conquered so you can do the shitty combos.
Yes. Exactly like EDF.
And you should really check Serious Sam 1's contemporaries if you think it looked anything good.

Ryder Scott
Ryder Scott

Not really if you had played any RPG of the time. Also it was the only good part. Shit game that only nostalgia could make look better.

Christian Russell
Christian Russell

Exactly like EDF
EDF has no combos or long stretches of walking unless you want to pickup drops or have a small range weapon
Eat shit, you still have no argument
And you should really check Serious Sam 1's contemporaries if you think it looked anything good.
Serious Sam was released in 2001 you fucking idiot not only did it look good but thr maps were fuckhuge and filled with with enemies which took shittons of processing power
Goddamn newfags

David Phillips
David Phillips

EDF has no combos
what is fencer
what is balam
On second thought musous have
canceling
horse piloting riding
super attacks
combined super attacks
hyper attacks
combined hyper attacks
passive skills customization
almost hunderd of movesets per game
same if not larger enemy variety as EDF
In fact your average dynasty warrios game has more depth than EDF, especially recent ones.

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

your average dynasty warrios game has more depth than EDF
Oh look, its Jim Sterling

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

Shitty movie games… You mean like shitty games based on movies or games based on shitty movies?

Dylan Brooks
Dylan Brooks

Both.

Chase Miller
Chase Miller

I hated the double jump system so much i changed to amidala everytime when a fucking jumping section came into play. That mother fucking balcony in the Naboo garden! Gave me more rage quit than any fucking game in my lifetime!

But Mos Espa was amazing as fuck!

Justin Bell
Justin Bell

I don't know why, but I unorinically loved the shit out of that game.
>tfw lost my original CD and can't find it anymore ;_;

James Collins
James Collins

racer
shit game
i guest you can say its a you game you enjoyed based on shit movie

Andrew Brown
Andrew Brown

episode 1
not good

Wyatt Adams
Wyatt Adams

I WONT HELP A MURDERER LIKE YOU

Eli Torres
Eli Torres

Learn what an adjective is you fucking wetback.
Hint: 'movie' is a noun.

ITT summerfags that need to attend The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

I loved the third one. Anyone played it?

Henry Phillips
Henry Phillips

Strangely enough a shit ton of movie/tv show games that where on GBA ended up being really good or at least above average. Why did GBA games have such a better average then other consoles?

Cameron Baker
Cameron Baker

Slightly related, there's a story I heard from some guy who worked at EA (possibly?) on the Harry Potter GBC/GBA games, who claimed that upper management seemed to be controlling on what they could do with the console games while their handheld team was basically ignored and did what they wanted (basically making a Harry Potter turn based RPG game).

Now with that info, could it possible GBA devs who worked on licensed games got ignored and did what they wanted (possibly with the knowledge and experience of making 2D games from the past) while the console games get micromanaged because that's probably what would get advertised and promoted because of "muh 3D graphics."

Lincoln Garcia
Lincoln Garcia

What are some other games where you can damage and then board ships?

David Hernandez
David Hernandez

FTL

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

The Wanted game was a short but sweet cover shooter, and I'm actually playing the Mad Max game right now, It's OK i like doing side missions while listening to long videos.

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

bad animations
Confirmed not having played 4. There are a ton of complex and detailed animations in the game, probably moreso than in other games. There's little details like glowing barrels, smoke, ejected casings, to more significant things like movement animations adjusting for speed, direction, and terrain, structures and enemies reacting to the point of impact, and the insects have extremely accurate and varied animations. I bet you didn't even notice that black and red ants have completely different animations.
bad graphics
They are dated and simple, but hardly bad. There is actually a lot of detail put into everything and it all looks very crisp and clear.
assets re-used
They actually don't re-use much, if any at all, unless they are making a standalone expansion, like 4 is to 3. Even then they end up re-making a lot of things to make use of the better hardware. The only exceptions would be things like IFPS or 4.1 that are just updated re-releases.
3 songs
There's 25 songs in total, about 15-20 of which are mission songs.
depth
got some of it, but there is a ton of little things you pick up as you play the game to the point that a newbie and veteran of the same skill level will be on completely different levels based on these little bits of knowledge alone. You can spend hours learning which fencer weapons can be twin-linked or combo'd and the quirks of all the pairings, or all the utility uses of various weapons against certain enemies and enemy combos. Hell, the Decoy alone has so many little uses that I could write an entire guide on it alone. With almost 1000 weapons, of which at least half are sidegrades, spread across 4 classes that can equip 2-4 of them at once, against roughly 30-40 enemies across 15 different maps, you would have to be insane to say that there isn't any depth to the game.

I will admit that the earlier games fall prey to your criticism, but since 4 it has become simply a good low budget series. After seeing footage of 5, I'm not even sure if it counts as low budget anymore. They even got a giant statue made and have been running a monthly stream series for almost a year.

Eli Kelly
Eli Kelly

Avatar GBA game
I really wish it wasn't so fucking short. the gameplay itself was good

Jackson Wilson
Jackson Wilson

I can't help but notice that no one has posted a shitty game or a game from a shitty movie.
The Phantom Menace was fun, if confusing at times. I end up killing npcs and not knowing what to do every time.

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

Revenge of the sith was better. I probably shouldn't look for it now, though. The chance that it is much better in my memories than it is in reality is enormous.

Luis Rivera
Luis Rivera

is mad max worth a pirate?

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

DATZ IT. NOW YOU DIE!

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

Anyone remember X-Men Mutant Academy? It had at least costumes based on the movie.

Caleb Moore
Caleb Moore

who are those functions? I don't recognize the IP.

Justin Miller
Justin Miller

This game does look kinda decent.

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

It's decent enough. The car combat is pretty fun, and on foot combat is Bamham, but you actually have to use the movement keys to get in range for your punches. Also, the story is pretty good for a Mad Max story.

Landon Brooks
Landon Brooks

The world is well made and believable for Mad Max, The combat is like a more brutal Batman, i'm enjoying it. I like all the cool upgrades the Car and Max get, but basically you use Scrap metal as EXP in this game, and it takes a shit load, since Scrap is used for everything. looking for Scrap is pretty much a replacement for looking for Riddler trophies. but you can also get more if you upgrade the ally
bases.
I think the game is pretty decent but if your going for 100% like I am there is going to be hours upon hours of doing nothing but driving around Salvaging Scrap from the mark areas on your map, just like picking up Riddler trophies.

Evan Myers
Evan Myers

I was young.

Levi King
Levi King

The most fun I had with the Mad Max game was upgrading my car to a decent degree, and repeating oil convoy missions while muting the sound and listening to thrash metal on my head phones. Made the game way more enjoyable.

Owen Scott
Owen Scott

Go back to… no, welcome to nu/v/, you're in a right place, faggots!

Gavin Johnson
Gavin Johnson

Is that really the box art? Looks like something an intern rushed together in an hour.

Levi Green
Levi Green

The Wanted game is far from shitty, it's actually great, plus it has a lot of replayability yes, I was autistic enough to 100% the game and the achievements
The Mad Max game is kind of comfy and charming but don't play it if you want a "real" straight game, it's basically constant farming and doing 3 different things over and over again for 30 hours.

Kevin Lewis
Kevin Lewis

Series was sort of alright till creator sperg'd out and everything about it became cancerous
Anamanaguchi and Paul Robertson are some of the biggest douchebags in modern history
Ubishit released terrible DLCs that added nothing but bloat

Game manages to be pretty damn fun and action packed
Meanwhile way better plots/series get absolutely nothing

Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson

Looks cool, reminds me of the outlook of the Xbox itself.

Ryder Baker
Ryder Baker

1:06:25

Woah there nigger you're gonna have to tl;dr this shit before I devote time to watching it.

Nicholas Thomas
Nicholas Thomas

You forgot,
Can't buy it anymore
Thanks, anamana..

Grayson Turner
Grayson Turner

I remember that game, it was one of the first I ever got for the XBox. I never beat it because there was come massive bug in the game around Naboo, one of the boss fights.

David Clark
David Clark

Only reason why is because you had the option to play as humans and kill all the blue furfags.

Brayden White
Brayden White

Looks like the Xbox "green" header leaked out and affected the rest of the cover.

creator sperg'd out and everything about it became cancerous
Paul Robertson
I know Anamanaguchi got infected with SJW from Anita causing them to get the game pulled because of music rights or something but what happened with the first two apart from O'Malley's wife Hope Larson getting involved in slut walks and divorcing him?
Meanwhile way better plots/series get absolutely nothing
Slightly related, I heard this years ago but Tell Tale Games apparently pitched to O'Malley a SP adventure game (before SPvsTW happened) but he declined it because Scott is more of a fighter than someone who thinks and does puzzles.

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

welp ima going to go barrow it then

Nathan Morgan
Nathan Morgan

If someone told me how to get resources out of a pstriple without risking to brick it, I'd fully upload it. I've only got the Knives Chau DLC though, so no multiplayer one yet, though the PS3 emu would probably have some option to play local but online. Also there was one with the gay roommate of Scott's that is actually some of the most vile shit I've ever seen.
O'Malley
He thought himself to be the King of Hipsters, severely overestimated his influence by releasing Seconds (which no one read nor cared about), went the Spoony road but on Instagram, was the proto nu-male and kept getting worse, also got severely buttblasted by Thebestgamers to the point that he shut down his own dA account. Also IIRC the movie barely broke even so no one would fund him anymore.
Paul Robertson
Started pandering to the leddit crowd heavily and drank the kool-aid but without letting it influence his work. Too bad he makes the same compositions over and over.

because Scott is more of a fighter than someone who thinks and does puzzles.
The whole point of the series is that he's an unreliable narrator who is embellishing his love stories with bizarre videogame-anime plots shoved into it to cope with the fact that he left perfectly nice and/or talented women to follow muh dik and go for the most horrible person in all of Canada. None of the stuff that goes on in the comics is real. They even hint at this in the movie with scenes from the fictional movie that [whatever the 2nd ex bf's name was] being replicated within the real movie but with Scott in his role.

Joseph Gray
Joseph Gray

balance
What a homosexual.

Austin Gomez
Austin Gomez

That game was shit but it did get fighting Bugs perfectly.