Hi. Libertarian Nationalist here. I heard you guys approve of Antifa. If some of you are literally Antifa, I have a personal question.
If I came up to a group of handsome antifa boys, what could trigger them to bully me a bit, but not kill me? I want to have a discussion with them, at the end of which I want to be embraced in a group hug with them.
So any ideas?
Kevin Harris
probably nothing, if someone is actually dressed in antifa gear and protesting they're probably itching to punch anyone that even vaguely disagrees with them
Jaxson Campbell
This is the most ridiculous thing in your post and that is saying something.
Nathaniel Price
you heard wrong. Though we do like watching the fash getting bashed, they're deeply rooted in idpol.
But if you want to trigger them, stick your ass out and beg for their cum.
Xavier Anderson
just start things off with a heil hitler and I'm sure you'll get what you want in the end. Remember not to bend that wrist
Matthew Mitchell
While I am bisexual, I am of the strict dominant/top variety. So this is not a rape fantasy.
All I want from them is hugs, cuddles. At the very most get kissed, but that is getting a bit far.
No, Holla Forums, don't look at me like this! RREEEEEEEEE
Chase Jenkins
Well then seduce them, you slut
Thomas Jackson
Okay. Other strategy.
My goal is not to be bullied. Scrap that.
Can I befriend them and make them give me hugs without lying to them about my political beliefs. Should I just say I am an Anarchist and dropping the capitalist part?
Kevin Smith
You should try and dress yourself up with a burqa.
Anthony Russell
Do not interact with them. Form a Freikorps. Billy clubs are easy to buy. Buy a lot of them.
Dollar is losing value we're heading towards the Weimar days.
Mason Roberts
Don't listen to the BS, I've been involved in antifa demos irl and trust me they aren't looking to beat up random bystanders. Yeah if you tell them you're an anarchist they will probably like you.
Christopher Howard
But I am to intelligent to be a neonazi footsoldier. Also you know this doesn't further my goal.
but I am a guy and they'll probably think I do this for a joke
okay they will like me, but I want to be grouphugged
alternative is being bullied like paperboy on the HWNDU stream with maybe them forming a circle around me, dominantely putting their arm around my shoulders, but not attacking me
Adam Rodriguez
Why do you want attention in the first place, are deprived of physical affection?
Dylan Cook
is this a sexual thing OP
Daniel Gutierrez
Drop the capitalist part. Most antifa consider ancaps fascists. I consider them a contradiction
Juan Mitchell
just call them 'fellow anarchists' they'll like you
Dominic Allen
That's like asking how you can kiss a spinning lawnmower blade without hurting yourself. Don't try to have a conversation with people who know the practical effects of your ideology will mean less freedom for them.
Ethan Nguyen
watch out, they're carrying needles full of hiv/aids infected blood now!
Ian Diaz
Oh man I hope so that'd be great.
Michael Taylor
watch out for the caltrops too!!!
Dylan Sanchez
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Jonathan Powell
t. reddit
Andrew Robinson
Been here since 500 users and the anonymous anarchist board alternatives are better because you're trying way too hard to push the whole >don't alienate the moderate nazis reee crap
Jack Kelly
I think you should alienate them btw
Jaxon Harris
well technically no, but I wouldn't mind if it went there
like for example if there is a group of girls and you all do a grouphug, it's platonic right? But you wouldn't mind if it went beyond that.
What can I say? I am bisexual with a preference for boys.
well … yeah
well obviously, I don't want to get my head smashed against a wall
b-but it's the opposite
jesus, that is just downright evil
who do they try to infect?
Jose Brooks
If you're an ancap just tell them and they'll either laugh at you or tell you that can't exist.
Noah Taylor
how does that further my goal, dummy?
Jackson Young
You could read the bread book and join them.
Dominic Rivera
okay, back to the original strategy
have them be antagonistic towards me, bully me a bit and come close to me physically to intimidate me, but not reach that point where they would want to hit me with a glass bottle
Chase Sanders
Lenin was right to imprison you idiots.
Alexander Bailey
Hair dye is counter revolutionary though for sure.
Evan Nelson
My problem with that criticism of this place as it were is it implies that socialism cant exist free of heavy idpol shit. Also the criticism of idpol here generally extends to the right wings brand as well.
Elijah Young
Unless it's being posted by tankies, who for some reason still think tattoos and hair dye are significant detriments to anything, at all.
Ayden Powell
Tankies are a joke my man. The sooner you see them as an established form of trolling the better. I go to real protests and events when I can I have never met a tankie in real life.
Asher Thomas
It doesn't. You'll be all "debtors prisons don't mean corporations are the state", They'll be all "nah" and the cycle will continue until you get bored and wander off.
Charles Morales
and then they throw a bottle after me and injure me in a way that permanently makes me retarded D:
Brody Robinson
Only if you run in front of a nazi
Eli Hill
Okay, how do I get them to slightly bully me in a semi-sexual way?
Angel Thomas
just LARP as a Hillary loving liberal, that'll get them to hate you just enough without wanting to kill you
You definitely have to commit hard to the bit though. Remember to be extra smug
Jack Cooper
can you a write a little story on what would happen?
Ryder Morris
I'm not here to write your erotica, go out and live them instead
Just remember to take a "stronger together" poster and they'll just get really frustrated with you but not hit you
Christian Scott
Okay I actually live in the Netherland though.
Any suggestion for me here? They won't exatly get angry at me for that.
Aiden Sanchez
Idk be a Rutte buttsniffer or something?
Joseph Hill
eww
Zachary Williams
why are antifa even active in the netherlands rn? antifa here didn't get going until after trump win and the election is a couple months out
Nolan Morris
they are active in the entire core western world
Joshua Bell
free market capitalism is globalism
Cameron Clark
it's in degrees, of course they exist all the time but they become more active during a relevant event
that's sort of the whole point to identifying with a group that has "anti" as part of its name
Mason Gutierrez
Sure, because Anarchists and Stalinists share exact same ideology
Jayden Foster
someone needs to change the CPUSA guy to look more like a fed
Ethan Garcia
that has nothing to do with me getting grouphugged either amicably or antagonistically by antifa, faggots
Nolan Wright
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Nicholas White
Tell them that anarchism ruined the original idea of the antifascist action founded by the german communist party in order to unite all socialists and socdems and made it an echo chamber rather than a unity front.
Justin Sullivan
okay what will happen?
Elijah Bailey
What is the point of this comic? Is it suggesting that a unity front doesn't do away with differences besides the one issue it's supposed to unite them on? Woah, what a revelation! I never realized!
you fucking imbecile
Ryder Carter
for
Gavin Reed
They're likely going to smash your head with a bottle for advocating racism against minorities by saying that Nazis should have free speech.
Luis Thompson
What if I smugly intersect how they are going to accomplish that without having a state, since they are anarchists and all.
Cameron Taylor
you'll be fine
Kayden Morgan
She seems like she could be alright if she wasn't so fucking dumb. It seems like she realized what would happen if she followed her own words and was hesitant to follow through when the choice was presented before her but wasn't willing to take back her stupid comment.
Jace Ward
in the end I asked her if we could just leave it and a handshake and we did, and then she flipped my cap as she walked off.
Can you hit someone for flipping your hat?
picrel, a big guy
Christopher James
she looks tomboyish which is cute
Oh that was you? I wonder what she would think of you for objectiving here literally as a webm titled "blackblocqt", hmmmmmm?
Jacob Martin
Sounds like she was just being a bit tsundere tbh
Cooper Ward
yeah I did about 20 "interviews" at the london trump protests last week.
fug :-DDD I hope she doesn't want to kick my ass X-DDDd
I imagine that she wouldn't be happy with that, she probably thinks she's really tough, telling me "I really think you don't want me to hit you"
Brandon Nelson
what promted that btw? did you put a maga hat on or something?
wait in london? I thought it was weird why she had a british accent.
dunno why they protest in London, but okay
Also can I request something? Can you interview some cute twink antifa pls?
Carson Bell
So did she hit you? What are you getting out of these interviews anyway?
Ethan Foster
it was probably the
international butthurt, and they wanted theresa may to say something denouncing him I guess
I was mostly interviewing people with homemade signs, which tend to be grilles, what would you want me to do with a twink?
Jaxon Stewart
Nothing. I just want to look at the eyes of a cute boy who is obfiscated with a hood and scarf and hear him talk.
Jaxon Bell
my dumb ass forgot to change the flash settings for the first few interviews, but this kid was pretty cute I guess
no, she just flipped my cap while walking away after a handshake. I don't think it would be legal for me to hit her for that.
also I hadn't really left the house all week and decided to do something interesting. I did want to fight her but maybe next time huh
Alexander Rivera
So basically you are going to protests and goading people to punch you so you can fight them? Again why are you doing this?
Alexander Rivera
post more pls
Christian Peterson
this woman was p.smart, asked me who I was with and my affiliations before agreeing to an interview
forgot to ask her about how she felt about letting refugees into israel
Jaxson Garcia
good vids man. I remember visiting Britain in 2002. Nice time (though holy shit even the restaurant food was bad).
Isaiah Lewis
I want to see either femboys, twinks or tomboys, if it has to be girls.
Anything more that caters to my fetish?
Ryan Turner
watch me drop bog pills like they're hot
Wyatt Wood
But they didn't beat you up. Even if they did, you would be whining about them resorting to violence or something. Do you get off on victimhood? And don't say you are there interviewing when ur answer for them rioting is "international butthurt"
Aiden Williams
I can't really whine if I started it willingly can I?
I guess I would have enjoyed hurting her, and intimidating her into walking away was nice
I did do actual interviews, like the one with the jewish woman, I also used it as a nice oppourtunity to meme on some normies
Grayson Harris
woah mate
that british accent really gives a false sense of professionality
lulz
anyway I am, still waiting
William Moore
I also enjoy caring for women and being a gud boi too, but I really would have liked to introduce her face to that wall
here's a bunch of homo men and a jewess tomboy I guess
why are you interested in this stuff, r u a gomosexual?
are you cute yourself?
Carter Roberts
I guess dominant bisexual (preference for boys) describes me best with the fewest words.
Dunno, probably not in the femboy sense. I look masculine, but still young. My undereye rings do give me a bit of a mean/zombie look though.
meh, she looks like an egghead
anything with boys, no homo of course?
Brayden Perry
Women who smoke will be first up against the wall
David Jackson
I don't have anything more with boys sorry
lmao, the grill on the right though asked for my FB so I could send her the vids/pics
what about antisocial smokers like me?
Joshua Stewart
Okay.
Keep that in mind though when you do another interview.
Parker Russell
sure thing might b cool
John Harris
wow I was kinda caught off guard by how nice she was. I kinda expected antifa to be more self-righteous cunts. she's cuuuuUUUUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEEEE
Julian Cook
that's because she was on her own
had she 3 or 4 guys with her, you can imagine that something more fun might have happened
Aiden Murphy
It's technically assault but it's really on a who gives a shit level.
Robert Ortiz
don't have an ideology worth bullying.
Nicholas Mitchell
So, you're a Liberal like Rousseau then, nothing Libertarian at all about you.
Jaxon Cruz
Stop. This victim complex is fucking pathetic. She probably thought she was talking to a fellow traveler and wanted to act tough. Only thing the British left has done recently that's really "violent" is storm a Tory HQ half a decade ago.