if you're only thinking about doing it now then you've already lost the scalping wars, need to get a ton on day one pre so if possible
SNES Mini Scalpers
Daniel Perry
Jace Stewart
OP here, my girlfriend just told me she can lend me the money.
But you know what? You know fucking what? Twist, fucker! I AM getting a loan (from my uncle, not a bank) and I'll get about 4k and I WILL pre-order as many as I can! Fuck it! I started the fucking thread by saying "you win, scalpers", so why not join the winning team, right? Fuck my principles, this thread killed them.
Now I'll make some suckers into cucks! I just wanted to do something nice for my sis, but this thread became an abyss. Now I have gazed upon the abyss, and it gazed back! Why the FUCK would this board allow anyone to do something nice, right?
And the best part, I'll still get to do something nice for her.
I'll post pics of my stock when I have it, as proof. Fuck y'all!
Now I'll use the information about how much scalpers charge extra not to know how much I'll have to pay, but rather to know how much I'll get to make! Mwa-ha ha ha ha!
Caleb Phillips
get her to blow you
Julian Perez
I like to believe my sis has never tasted cock or cum, but shw probably has.
Jace Roberts
That's a big hand.
Eli Howard
Sad.
Christopher Green
got url for it? I would need something like that.
Jace Barnes
I doubt you'd make that much, it's a stupid reason to go into debt
Parker Lopez
Worst case scenario, no one bites and I end up selling them at retail price.
The point is I'll join the Dark Side after this shit show. You shouldn't have called my little sis a cunt.
Jace Bailey
What are you talking about? and I didn't call your sister anything, you don't seem like you belong here