SNES Mini Scalpers

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

So I will have to buy one of these no matter what. My sister mentioned she wants one and I promised her husband I'd give her one for Christmas.
The problem is, I have no money right now. I had when I made the promise, but I'll be pretty poor for about three months. So what I'm saying is, you win, scalpers! Con-fucking-gratulations!

So, I ask the rest of you, what percentage of the original price will I have to pay extra?
What was the average percentage for the NES Mini?

Fucking extra limited things. Fucking manufactured scarcity, should be against the law…

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amazon.com/gp/product/B01C6Q2GSY/
amazon.com/Buffalo-iBuffalo-Classic-Gamepad-BSGP801GY/dp/B002B9XB0E/
retropie.org.uk/docs/First-Installation/
econlib.org/library/Columns/y2007/Mungergouging.html
etsy.com/listing/495376856/super-tinytendo-raspberry-pi-3-case?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=raspberry pi case&ref=sr_gallery_1
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Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

If she actually wants it for the games, just get a sjwpi with a $10 pishell, set it up with retropie and all of the good snes games, and throw in one of the high quality $15 snes usb gamepad clones? You'll save a bunch of money, it'll be the same fucking thing but with more games (and optionally, more systems) and if she isn't a stupid cunt, she'll appreciate the work you put into it far more than just buying a criminally overpriced snes mini.

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

What he said.

If you absolutely must, there's not much that can be accurately predicted as far as how high the scalpels will go. Just camp out on eBay and other places and do your best. Set a limit I'd go as far as twice the price if I were willing to get fucked and hit up the auctions without going over. If it does go over, just wait for another to start.

Isaac Morales
Isaac Morales

My sister mentioned she wants one and I promised her husband I'd give her one for Christmas.
THAT'S HIS FUCKING JOB. Besides, a real fucking SNES and a flash cart are a better deal for the money.
muh star fox 2
Wait for the rom to be released, because it's emulation no matter what.

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

amazon.com/gp/product/B01C6Q2GSY/
amazon.com/Buffalo-iBuffalo-Classic-Gamepad-BSGP801GY/dp/B002B9XB0E/
retropie.org.uk/docs/First-Installation/

For the roms, grab the No-Intro sets of whatever consoles you want. You could fit every single good SNES, Genesis, GBC and GBA game on that without issue.

Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

Manufactured scarcity for luxury items isn't against the law, but do you know what is against the law? Non-manufactured increased prices of luxury products due to actual scarcity. Sometimes people go to jail for raising prices during a shortage.
econlib.org/library/Columns/y2007/Mungergouging.html

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

Also I think you can already get a Star Fox 2 rom that's mostly finished. It's been circulating since before the SNES classic was announced. Or wait for the SNES version to be dumped.

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

THAT'S HIS FUCKING JOB
He's getting her new drums for her drumset. Nice ones. Much more expensive, the ones she has now have seen better days.

She's not a stupid cunt. Look guys, don't make me say it.
She's female, okay? She's casual and nostalgic like that. She knows about emulation but she still want this, I can't give her a set of good arguments and a Raspberry Pi instead of the SNES Mini.
I already said I'd get her one so I will. I just wanted to know how much I'll have to set aside.

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

/thread

Julian Gonzalez
Julian Gonzalez

Set aside a bullet for her and her husband. Problem solved, and cheaper.

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

I don't live in a country where firearms are easy to get. In fact it's pretty damn hard.

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

Look guys, don't make me say it.
She's female, okay? She's casual and nostalgic like that.

I know that feel, degenerate OP.
wife's two favorite games of all time are Tetris and Ms. Pacman
buy joystick at Walmart for $5.99 that plugs into television and has Ms. Pacman and other games, like Pole Position
some utter fucking retard decided to design it so the stick twisted like a steering wheel for Pole Position
Ms. Pacman and other games rendered completely useless because the up, down, right, left are completely fucked because the steering is on all the time, which means you might go up when you move it up, or you might just as easily go right or left… right into a fucking ghost

The piece of shit is still around here somewhere. Unplayed.

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

She's not a stupid cunt.
Nigger if she's old enough to be married but you'll still be in deep shit if she doesn't get exactly what she hoped for this Christmas, the cunty math adds up.
I just wanted to know how much I'll have to set aside.
$400 to be safe. Hope she's worth it.

Adam Mitchell
Adam Mitchell

So she doesn't give a fuck about the games, she just wants it as an extremely overpriced collectible so she can virtue signal how trendy she is to appeal her female vanity? Yes, she's absolutely a stupid cunt, you're a cuck, and is 100% right.

Zachary Martin
Zachary Martin

Unless they try to fuck you over, You should love your family, no matter how stupid and shallow they are. The only people who don't are niggers.

Jason Adams
Jason Adams

I'm sure your wife isn't dumb, though. My GF plays no games, at all. Absolutely no interest. I'm kinda glad, because if she were a girl gamer there would be at least a 90% chance of her games being casual shit one can not stand to see.
she just wants it as an extremely overpriced collectible
That part is pretty much truth. She wants it because it's soooo cuuuute more than nothing. The rest, not so much. She's a bit of a hipster.
Hope she's worth it
Well, she is family.
And don't be mean, she's a great and cool girl. She never moved from consoles (last console we had together was the Game Cube) and as I said she knows about emulation. In fact she plays emulated games on her laptop, she's not completely useless.
But games are just not a big part of her life any more. When she has kids I wonder if she'll regain the interest because she'll play with them babies, or if she'll play even less because them babies will take all of her free time.
Probably the second option, right?

Jayden Watson
Jayden Watson

Are you sure she wouldn't appreciate the effort of one you made more? You could even put the gear in a plastic shell that looks like an SNES or something.

Noah Edwards
Noah Edwards

Actually, unconditional tribal loyalty is 100% a nigger thing. Where do you think "he dindu nuffin, he a gud boi" came from?

So let the man who's blowing loads into her buy her the overpriced toy. You get nothing out of that.

Brandon Reed
Brandon Reed

I see you don't have a sister…

Jack Ward
Jack Ward

Well, she is family.
And don't be mean, she's a great and cool girl.
I hear you, and what days is true. I just don't see why a reasonable adult (her and/or her husband) wouldn't understand that it was hard to find, sold out almost immediately and now is something you'll have to pay an obscenely jacked up price for. For what you will end up paying $200-$300 easily you can get her a used SNES and an everdrive instead. Put it inside another cartridge case so it looks pretty.

Jaxon Stewart
Jaxon Stewart

Actually, unconditional tribal loyalty is 100% a nigger thing
Regularly grow up without fathers
Rob each other just as soon as they do whitey
Shooting blood relatives is common
Abandon their own offspring just as easily as they were abandoned
Abuse their kids regularly
Yeah, niggers are a real family oriented people.

Ryder Roberts
Ryder Roberts

And I do, what's your point? If she wanted one of these things i'd tell her she's being a fucking retard, and point her to one of those everdrive snes flash carts since she owns my old snes.

Dominic Garcia
Dominic Garcia

Just give her the D as an apology and make her husband watch

Kevin Lewis
Kevin Lewis

Seriously though, don't be a retarded and make her a pi. You can get a SNES case, Pi and USB controllers for still less than half the price of the Shitendo one.
etsy.com/listing/495376856/super-tinytendo-raspberry-pi-3-case?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=raspberry pi case&ref=sr_gallery_1
etsy.com/listing/521681156/snes-raspberry-pi-case-super-nintendo?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=raspberry pi case&ref=sr_gallery_3

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

She wants it because it's soooo cuuuute more than nothing. The rest, not so much. She's a bit of a hipster.
Shit in a box and give it to her as a present instead. Your sis is a cunt.

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

make her a pi
implying he has the capacity to do that

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

My 40 year old dad put together a pi for himself. Surely he can figure it out.

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

being too dumb to use emulators

u should be ashamed of that dumb bimbo you call a sister and her cuck husband

William Thomas
William Thomas

all these people calling the husband a cuck
for marrying and breeding at all
I feel bad. Clearly /pol/ was right when they told me there's a Jewish conspiracy to get white people to stop breeding. I thought they were crazy though.

Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

soundless webm
/halfchan/index.html

Noah Rodriguez
Noah Rodriguez

I was actually able to pre order one last night, I have an app installed that notified me the second that Best Buy started doing pre-orders again, I just happened to be looking at my phone as the silent notification cam up around 12:20 AM central time. By the time websites were telling everyone, it was sold out.

TLDR: Not only scalpers and bots were able to snag a pre-order, I got one because I took the necessary steps to be notified as soon as possible. I plan on keeping it and using it.

Camden Foster
Camden Foster

There's a bigger problem at hand, and that's your shitty financial situation. You need to get your priorities straight, bucko.

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

So I will have to buy one of these no matter what

Faggot OP, faggot thread.

Brody Taylor
Brody Taylor

My sister mentioned she wants one and I promised her husband I'd give her one for Christmas.
letting another man fuck your sister
being this cucked

Juan Powell
Juan Powell

Man, Holla Forums's full of fucking edge masters today.
fuck your sister
lol who cares about family, don't be a nigger op
I can't wait for summer to end.

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

It's not summer anymore. This place is edgy 4chan now.
1.) Braindead Retards (Halfchan)
2.) Edgy killings (H8chan)
Take your pick.

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

My financial situation is complicated right now, that's true, but it will improve. I'm a man who feels like keeping promises.
Look, it may make no sense to any of us, but if this thing will make my sister happy, I will buy it. She deserves nice feelings, even if those feelings come from a useless toy. She wants one and I promised one, so that's it.

$200-$300 easily
OK. Big impact, but whatever. Obscene, to be sure, but a promise is a promise.

too dumb to use emulators
Read the thread, my sister if fully capable of emulating. We've played together countless of our favourite old games for years in emulators, since she has very powerful computers for her work but no longer has consoles.
As kids we spent whole days playing Super NES and GameCube games (for some reason we skipped the N64) and emulators are part of her life. A small part, but one could not say she doesn't enjoy games any more. I didn't install the GC emulators she uses, she knows about emulation. She keeps a collection of controllers and adaptors for the different consoles she emulates, but other than that she has no console things.
She's not dumb, she's not a bimbo, there are no cucks here, she just wants a thing that for whatever reason she finds attractive.
Nostalgia? Female sensibilities? Unreasonable loyalty to a brand? Sure. So what?
I'd give her my liver and both my kidneys, so giving her a useless little thing bought for twice what is worth is an easy choice. I just came to know how much I would realistically would end up paying.

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

Believing a shill in a shill thread

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

I'd give her my liver and both my kidneys, so giving her a useless little thing bought for twice what is worth is an easy choice. I just came to know how much I would realistically would end up paying.
You are an unbelievably stupid faggot and a good brother ;_;
No shit don't care, feels are still good.

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

It's just a shitty thread overall. The thread is pointless and OP should just lurk ebay, and he's a fag who has to respond to everyone who shits on his sister instead of ignoring them.

Jaxson Wood
Jaxson Wood

a fag who has to respond to everyone who shits on his sister
Because she's my beloved little sister. My first reaction is to defend and protect, because that's what I grew doing. Rational? Probably not.

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

Depending on where you live, look for out of country-alternatives.

Here's one from Islamic state of Sweden. They have had a limit on the buying so there's no shortage. Only around 150 dollaroos.

netonnet.se/art/dator/spelkonsol/spelkonsol/nintendo-mini-snes/246253.12080/?utm_source=prisjakt.nu&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=prisjakt_prisjamforelse

Jaxson Young
Jaxson Young

I promised her husband
apparently old enough to get married and is insistent on having this thing

I was lead to believe she was 5 or 6 years old. Is she married to some Saudi oil shiekh? In that case, where's Achmed's money? He has enough money to throw on Lamborghinis that he uses to drag race through Venice but can't be arsed to buy a SNES mini (actually, he probably thinks breaking her hymen was the best damn Christmas gift he could possibly have given her and figures he doesn't need to give her anything else).

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

wait getting min snes is supposed to be the husbands job, if she wants one.

Also does she has dirt on you or do you have a sexual interest in your sister?

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

Rational? Probably not.
Yes it is, dont let these niggers convince you otherwise
do this though>>13276635

Dylan Martin
Dylan Martin

Nothing is supossed to by anyone's job. It's a gift.

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

OK, so if you have to pay extra because it's a premium/collectors product and the husband is too lazy piece of shit to get it for her. And she is also too lazy to buy it, then why even bother? if you have to live uncomfortably for 3 months only because she can have a miniature cute thing make no sense at-all.

Colton Walker
Colton Walker

prmoting the SJWpi
Come on, son.

When I get gifts for people, they have no idea I'm doing it. That way they can't try to refuse it in advance, and never expect me to get them anything.

Joshua Watson
Joshua Watson

Read the thread, bitch. He's getting her something nice too. And she always gives cool things as gifts, too.
I like more practical things, but that's me, and who am I to demand that everyone should be like me.
Seriously, don't you have family and friends at all?

But even if you choose to consider none of that, the point remains: I made a fucking promise!
And my current financial situation is unrelated to the SNES Mini, and it won't be too rough either until November, when it'll get good again.
But hey, you keep reading whatever you want to interpret, right?

Ayden Hughes
Ayden Hughes

OP, don't kill yourself or anything. That won't solve this problem of you.

Grayson Martinez
Grayson Martinez

How is buying a premium product unrelated to financial situation nigger faggot?

I have family and friends but I don't pay for a premium product when I can't afford it, you dumb CIA nigger.

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

People are suggesting you get a snes with loadable games cheaper, which is good for your wallet but…

"user? Where's Star Fox 2?"

Checkmate. Scalpers always win.

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

Tell her to stop being a retarded faggot and just emulate the games, as a scalper who also was also able to play it at a friend's house the emulation isn't even good, there was notable lag in LoZ and SMB3 when lots of entities were on the screen. This shit shouldn't even be worth $50 but I'll probably be selling them for over $400.

Logan James
Logan James

Star Fox 2 has been playable through roms forever. The only question about the Star Fox 2 on the SNES mini is if they actually put in any extra work on it that would be worth ripping off the system.

Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson

Why do you think they never shut up about jews, double-dubs? Virtue-signalling, not warning.

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

I promised my brother-in-law to buy his wife an overpriced, locked down emubox with a set library of games
200.00% cuck

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

the sister part is the most important part, and you left it out.

Brandon Martinez
Brandon Martinez

Gets in the way of being contrarian if you actually read the whole post, we can't have that

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

Step up your meme game, cuck.

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

OP is a faggot.

Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

How so, motherfucker?

Charles King
Charles King

buying a super nintendk mini
I wonder…

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

never fall for the nostalgia meme

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

So I will have to buy one of these no matter what.
My sister mentioned she wants one and I promised her husband I'd give her one for Christmas.
wew
should be against the law…
Should be against the law for a couple to breed a baby this retarded.

Adam Ramirez
Adam Ramirez

that comic
Reason why I bought Everdrives. Fuck the kike resellers.

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

How new are you?

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

So why don't you just, y'know, go to Target or Walmart the day before, camp the entrance for the night and beat the scalpers to the punch?

Luke King
Luke King

Fighting with scalpers
Not taking a loan in order to make a bulk order of 100s of nes memes just so you can sell them yourself and make kikes pay extra due to """high demand""".
lmao go build a cuckshed outside fucking walmart only to wrestle a box away from an obese sheboon on welfare 6 hours later

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

fpbp

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

Fuck you and those like you.

Robert Cook
Robert Cook

not concealed carrying so when the sheboon raises her flabby arm to strike you can cleanse the genepool just a bit
It's like you're not even trying.

Isaiah Nguyen
Isaiah Nguyen

friendzoned by his own sister
Truly Holla Forums is the gift that keeps giving.

Lucas White
Lucas White

not poisoning the food and water supplies to destroy the goyim and become ruler of earth
Fucking goyim! This is why you lost!

Nathan Perez
Nathan Perez

To bad OP will be sucking his dick in a few months

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

I promised my sister's husband
First flag is thinking your promise to your brother in law means jack shit. Second flag was making a promise before the thing came out while knowing it was going to be hit by scalpers. All you need to do is tell your brother in law (fucking kek) that you can't buy it because the price is too high and you're a broke ass nigga. The fuck is he going to do to you if you don't get her that?

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

Say what you will, for me promises are sacred.

Jacob Lewis
Jacob Lewis

she
isn't a stupid cunt
Have you ever met a female user? OP's sister only wants a SNES Mini for social media "nerdy girl" points. Female nerds are always the Big Bang Theory type. They are just doing it for attention. They won't impress anyone with a "knock-off" SNES.
My girlfriend is the same. I got one of those Android TV/Kodi boxes from China. Has all the streaming apps, can play MKV's, has Chrome browser, the works. But it isn't a "real Roku" so my girlfriend hates it

Blake Kelly
Blake Kelly

The fuck is he going to do
His sister, probably

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

He could be gay for his sister's husband. He is OP after all.

Parker Roberts
Parker Roberts

So, OP thinks keeping his promise will make his brother-in-law fuck him?

Michael Hernandez
Michael Hernandez

"Hey man I got my sister that mini SNES I'm pretty cool right.. can I suck your dick?"
t. OP

Nathan Rogers
Nathan Rogers

Why do you assume they're white?

Cameron Watson
Cameron Watson

Female sensibilities
Unreasonable loyalty to a brand?
not dumb

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

Getting cucked by your own sister into buying a jew mini
SAD

Buy a broken snes and shove a pi in there or something

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

Would you guys hate me if I scalped some of these? It seems like such a stupid easy way to make a few hundred bucks.
What if I said I live in a city so I'd only be cucking cucks and shitskins out of them?

Andrew Kelly
Andrew Kelly

If we all said yes, we would hate you for doing that, would that matter?
You'd do it anyway, I think. Am I wrong?

Charles Nelson
Charles Nelson

Would you guys hate me if I scalped some of these?
I would love if you cucked OP off his money.

Juan Sanchez
Juan Sanchez

Maybe I wouldn't. I'm not a kike, after all.
Now that I think about it, the only people that want these overpriced emulation meme machines are cucks anyway, so maybe i shouldn't feel bad about it at all. It would be different if I were scalping Switches.

Daniel Perry
Daniel Perry

if you're only thinking about doing it now then you've already lost the scalping wars, need to get a ton on day one pre so if possible

Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

OP here, my girlfriend just told me she can lend me the money.
But you know what? You know fucking what? Twist, fucker! I AM getting a loan (from my uncle, not a bank) and I'll get about 4k and I WILL pre-order as many as I can! Fuck it! I started the fucking thread by saying "you win, scalpers", so why not join the winning team, right? Fuck my principles, this thread killed them.
Now I'll make some suckers into cucks! I just wanted to do something nice for my sis, but this thread became an abyss. Now I have gazed upon the abyss, and it gazed back! Why the FUCK would this board allow anyone to do something nice, right?
And the best part, I'll still get to do something nice for her.

I'll post pics of my stock when I have it, as proof. Fuck y'all!
Now I'll use the information about how much scalpers charge extra not to know how much I'll have to pay, but rather to know how much I'll get to make! Mwa-ha ha ha ha!

Caleb Phillips
Caleb Phillips

get her to blow you

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

I like to believe my sis has never tasted cock or cum, but shw probably has.

Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

That's a big hand.

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

actually thought to ask Holla Forums for advice on an overpriced emulation box
blogposting about normalfag sister
HAHAHAHA I SHOWED U IM GOING TO BE A SCALPER KIKE
thinking anyone here will buy one

Sad.

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

got url for it? I would need something like that.

Jace Barnes
Jace Barnes

I doubt you'd make that much, it's a stupid reason to go into debt

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

Worst case scenario, no one bites and I end up selling them at retail price.
The point is I'll join the Dark Side after this shit show. You shouldn't have called my little sis a cunt.

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

Dark Side
What are you talking about? and I didn't call your sister anything, you don't seem like you belong here

Brayden Cruz
Brayden Cruz

If anyone insulted your family it's because you're a blogposting piece of shit

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

You're gonna make some money but it won't end there, OP. Once you taste the fruits of scalping there's no going back.
Don't do it, nigger!

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