Gamescom 2017

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

It's in 2 days. Anybody excited for anything? How is this show still relevant?

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Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

The Muslims need a video games trade show, too

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

I'm excited for how ridiculous it will be.
stuff like is genuinely what I look forward to seeing. It's more of a joke than anything.

Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

Ace Combat 7, Ni no Kuni 2, Dragon Ball FighterZ, Mount and Blade Bannerlord, and Kingdom Come Deliverance, that's pretty much it.

And there's Merkel who will probably be making a little speech that creating video games that cater and will be free to the poor rapefugees will lessen the amount of crime in Germanistan.

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

Merkel
You serious?

Aiden Edwards
Aiden Edwards

(You)
Because video games can be used as a form of propaganda by that commie witch.

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Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

Yeah, on the firest day which only has invited guests and the press.
There are supposed to be some other party members in some kind of arena later on where they play against each other, but I already forgot the detail since it was plain fucking retarded to even think of something like that.

Luis Roberts
Luis Roberts

it will be the first time people will be able to play MH world, so yeah, looking foward to the info people get out of the game.

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

Hopefully we'll get a Nintendo Direct or something

And there's Merkel

Germany is the authoritarian as fuck when it comes to vidya, the fact that they're letting her show up is laughable.

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

I'm not saying gamescom would be a good place for something to happen to merkel
but

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

Super Mario Odyssey will probably be the only thing worth seeing there.

Gabriel Carter
Gabriel Carter

I'm going and I'm going to fuck merkel up
enough is enough

t. euranon

Zachary Russell
Zachary Russell

Mario will probably be worth seeing
lmoa

Bentley Smith
Bentley Smith

shchengen zone means no border control so I will take a gun from switzerland

Jacob Kelly
Jacob Kelly

Hopefully dubs mean that you won't puss out like Ren

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

Is anyone actually following this or doesn't Holla Forums not talk about video games anymore?

Jayden Anderson
Jayden Anderson

xbox "presentation" was a fucking disaster
fucking pathetic
the only worthwhile thin was cuphead and that barely got minutes of screen time

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

I'm interested to see what Star Citizen will pull out of their ass, I think this is the moment that makes it or breaks it completely.
Hopes are low the game can be saved, but maybe, just maybe something good will come out of it.

Jaxon Allen
Jaxon Allen

Rolling.

Owen Richardson
Owen Richardson

implying anyone here has the balls to do anything worthwhile
Ren was a no-show, Euroanon will do the same.

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

Why don't you do anything about it and lead by example?

Jayden Reed
Jayden Reed

I don't even play the virtual jew, I just want to see leftists get massacred and this pozzed hobby disappear.

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

DO IT, THERE IS A REN INSIDE ALL OF US

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

That's enough of your blueballing, Ren.

Jayden Garcia
Jayden Garcia

May Kek light your way

Thomas Evans
Thomas Evans

If dubs the convention gets a visit from the Religion of Peace.

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

Damn, better luck next time.

Oliver Rogers
Oliver Rogers

what is a gamecom?

Ryder Moore
Ryder Moore

I don't know what it is.

Charles Morris
Charles Morris

It's a German video games convention you newfags.

Cooper Parker
Cooper Parker

Bring your "boar" shotgun user.

Oliver Scott
Oliver Scott

I'll try again for you.

If dubs the convention gets a biological agent used on them by Islamic jihadis.

Caleb Price
Caleb Price

Thank fuck.

Luis Fisher
Luis Fisher

Is sega gonna be there? I just want them to announce more PC ports already.

Gavin Baker
Gavin Baker

Is sega gonna be there?
Yeah
I just want them to announce more PC ports already.
Probably something about the Shenmue Remasters besides Sonic and Total War.

Henry Hill
Henry Hill

If Bonerlord and Cyberpunk aren't there I don't give a flying fuck about Gamescum 2017.

Cooper Reyes
Cooper Reyes

How is this show still relevant
Unlike E3 it still manages to be about games, so I wager extremely relevant to anyone who is actually remotely interested in vidya.

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

They are releasing rapeplay to rapefugees for free in Germany?

Brandon Sullivan
Brandon Sullivan

I saw it on Twitch and it was impossible to troll in the chat (limited to people who are subs for more than 30 minutes).
Old men, fake geek girls and fat woman with dyed hair… what a shit show.

Camden Fisher
Camden Fisher

Excited? No way but it is has the most vidya content of all the gayming "conventions".
I could go pretty easily but why the fuck would I expose myself to this shit country if any info is online 3 seconds afterwards.
I guess any shekelcitizen stuff could get funny.

Jose Price
Jose Price

rapes, I mean games, for everyone!

Dylan Lopez
Dylan Lopez

why the fuck would merkel be there?

Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith

In about a month germany has federal elections.
That's the only reason.

Kayden Phillips
Kayden Phillips

Expect Chris Roberts to make an ass of himself again, they always make a huge show of Star Shitizen at Gamescom because germans are the most hardcore simulation autists and they eat that shit up. They're gonna have a livestream of their latest carefully prepared tech demo to convince people the game is real and will actually release one day, but their garbage ALWAYS crashes or has some kind of technical difficulty live. They release a cleaned up edited version on youtube later. Pic related, their demo machines.

Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders

I am looking forward to it. I am a local and have tickets, hopefully I will have a good time.

Hudson Green
Hudson Green

having a good time
I'll report you to Maas

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

Anyone going should try to have a go at AC5, they'll have a demo for it.

Kayden Young
Kayden Young

How's AfD doing? Do they have a chance of winning?

Matthew Price
Matthew Price

AC7*

Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

They are currently at ~5%.

Dylan Clark
Dylan Clark

Correction: 7,5%.
Doesn't really change anything though.

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

What are the chances Merkel will be removed or will being replaced by rapist aloha snackbars be the future Germany chose?

Justin Morgan
Justin Morgan

Heres some meaningful non /pol/shit of whats actually going down at the show:

-Jurassic World Evolution: Its a spiritual successor to JP Operation Genesis
-Age of Empires 4 and 2/3 Remasters
-Final Fanatsy XV PC
-New Shenmue 3 teaser
-Biomutant: An Open World RPG game starring a furfag
-Trailer for Gravel, an Off Road Racing game

There, you can continue to talk about Mudslimes and Commies now.

Angel Taylor
Angel Taylor

Don't know, don't care. I'm just going throw my vote away for some small party that's not going to make it into parliament.

safe for /pol/shit

Adrian Ross
Adrian Ross

Fuck that. Who would want to watch such a bitch ruin vidya?

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

Anno 1800 just got announced
Also new AC7 trailer

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

I was there 2012 and 2013.

2012 (275.000 Visitors)
It was nice. You had no long waiting times and it was not as full as i thought it would be.
When you went there after 16:00 almost all kids where gone and you could have some nice talk with devs from smaller games

2013 (340.000 Visitors)
Full as fuck. Too many people everywhere. 6 hour waiting at almost every game.
No time for some smalltalk with the devs.
Also they increased the prices for eating and drinking. Not that 6€ for a 0,5L bottle of water are cheap or the same price for a bun with sausage and some ketchup.

My personal recommendation is to not visit the gamescom without a press pass.

Chase Young
Chase Young

t. americlap (56%)

Ryder Allen
Ryder Allen

(checked and heiled)

2013 was also the beginning where you couldnt purchase tickets on the day ya went there. I believe it was the year where the current gen consoles where released/announced.
Also the amount of green(12-16yo) wristsbands was fucking embarassing last year.

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

anno 1800
will it bring back the glory days of anno 1404? probably not
i know i wouldn't want to grapple with the uplay client to play it anyway.

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

Do we have boots on the ground?

David Cooper
David Cooper

Jesus fucking Christ.

Ayden Morgan
Ayden Morgan

We get news from Egosoft about X4

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

it was a cockchopper presenting it's shit phone non-game episode
I need bleach now. Is the rest of Gamescom this shitty?

James Adams
James Adams

Can someone TL;DR me what has been announced and which companies have stuff to announce

Jackson Rogers
Jackson Rogers

Anything good?

Austin Cox
Austin Cox

We have this furry rpg that looks ok I guess.

Josiah Allen
Josiah Allen

basically a 3rd person Borderlands

Cooper Robinson
Cooper Robinson

LOL

Mason Walker
Mason Walker

Fucking kill me now please

James Rogers
James Rogers

New Butterlord Gameplay, Shenmue III trailer, new Ace Combat 7 Trailer, trash from Ubikike, EA and Micro$haft as usual. Not a lot to write home about but a lot more games here than there was at E3

Ayden Nelson
Ayden Nelson

Considering how much they burnt the old fanbase with X:Rebirth (they basically told them to go fuck themselves and tried to appeal to the normalfag mass market), Egosoft can go suck muslim dicks in hell for all I care.

Hudson Foster
Hudson Foster

At least they are respecting the robot

Liam Jenkins
Liam Jenkins

Ace Combat is on now.

Brayden Cooper
Brayden Cooper

I just want to play videogames!
What did they say?

Ryder Ramirez
Ryder Ramirez

release when?

David Jackson
David Jackson

muh edutainment
muh reality
muh violent video games
god this FUCKING BITCH

Nathaniel Garcia
Nathaniel Garcia

Ni no Kuni 2 looks comfy, fite me

Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker

I don't think I will be able to play that, especially with VR.

Joseph Morris
Joseph Morris

Already better than E3

John Taylor
John Taylor

don't forget to preorder the 200€ (((collectors edition))) with the season pass, stupid g…, I mean valued customer

Ayden Gonzalez
Ayden Gonzalez

Level 5 is a good dev, Bamco hasn't kiked too hard lately and the game looks good.
Chinese shit
No thanks

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

it's not Chinese

Anthony Cox
Anthony Cox

VIDEO GAMES

Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

Collectors edition bullshit
Not Chinese plastic shit
user please

Wyatt Murphy
Wyatt Murphy

No wonder Germany is a shithole, they don't even speak God's language.

Luis Thomas
Luis Thomas

God's language
Arabic?

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

LOL

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

This is how we pacifize the goyim

Jackson Myers
Jackson Myers

mfw American

Blake Adams
Blake Adams

be american
<get shoot

Hudson Hughes
Hudson Hughes

Youre forgetting that a high majority of those homicides are niggers shooting each other up.

Charles Diaz
Charles Diaz

Remove non-whites, and we're on par with Europe while having infinitely more individual rights, but you already knew that.

Mason Myers
Mason Myers

If you want to be on par with europe, you have to import a shitton more of "refugees".

Samuel Ortiz
Samuel Ortiz

while having infinitely more individual rights
Like being free to not bake cakes for gay communities.

Charles Kelly
Charles Kelly

The percentile of Illegals in the US is bigger than the rapefugees most of Yurop is taking in.

Heres a close estimate of what France currently is sheltering in comparison to its population.

Thats 0.075% of the population

The US has 3.4% of illegals as its population.

Xavier Murphy
Xavier Murphy

Like being able to legally respond to a home invader or assailant on the streets with deadly force. You cucks can't even put up barbed wire without being held liable if a burglar injures themselves breaking into your home (see Occupier’s Liability Act).

Jaxon Wood
Jaxon Wood

I think you're talking about (((western))) yurop

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

Thats the only thing you got going in non commie states and most Nordic and Slav countries already have that covered.
You fags can't even drink in public

Jordan Morris
Jordan Morris

New Bannerlord footage.

Gabriel Long
Gabriel Long

This tbh fam.

Jeremiah Rivera
Jeremiah Rivera

Free to deny services, yes. What's wrong with that?
Oh, I get it. Forgot that europoors are subjected to orwellian doublethink. You probably think that having the state force people to do things they don't want to is freedom.

Zachary Barnes
Zachary Barnes

With all that feigned intereset, one might think elections are around the corner .. oh wait

Wyatt Carter
Wyatt Carter

Migrants don't have any rights, though.

Daniel Johnson
Daniel Johnson

huh, made me think

Angel Collins
Angel Collins

Free to deny services, yes. What's wrong with that?
Play stupid all you want Americuck.

Elijah Kelly
Elijah Kelly

Leader of Europe and childless old woman acts like if she cares about young people.

Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

Free to deny services, yes. What's wrong with that?
In what fantasy land do you live in? Sure, you're allowed to deny services so long as the one you're denying them to happens to be white, male and heterosexual.

Austin White
Austin White

archive.fo/othXr
Merkel out there promoting games to fight right wing beliefs
So how are you enjoying your non-political games goyim ?

Zachary Hall
Zachary Hall

What ? Veganism trumps semitism ? The author is clearly unfamiliar with the situation.

Jayden Lopez
Jayden Lopez

(checked)
if you ignore them then they will go away

Some people never learn.

Cameron Morris
Cameron Morris

Haha yeah merkel totally loves vidya guys :D
WHAT IF DRUMPF DID IT?!?? RLY MAKES YA THINK HUH
Fucking kill all journalists already

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

Did Sega show up yet?

Trump actually has an official video game so he wins by default.

Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

these German farming simulators are going to challenge your political beliefs

Aiden Brooks
Aiden Brooks

You're not going to do shit.

Grayson Barnes
Grayson Barnes

surely the ACLU will step in any minute now over the right-wing DNS seizures

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

missed opportunity to burn the Reichstag a second time

Hudson Evans
Hudson Evans

Du bist ein großer Kerl

John Myers
John Myers

life is dranks sequel
Fuck, everything is garbage

Juan Green
Juan Green

Good to see Chloe is still a remorseless cunt.

Carter Allen
Carter Allen

How long will this continue and is there a list of companies that will announce stuff?

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

That actually looks quite fun. It'll probably be shit, but I'm pleasantly surprised tbh.

Logan Peterson
Logan Peterson

This would be hilarious if it wasn't tragic at the same time…

David Williams
David Williams

I was surprised to see Monster Hunter showing up at all. Really happy about the coverage it's getting.

Für dich.

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

migrants hate christians
christian pope thinks migrants should have more rights than citizens
can't make this shit up

Colton Ortiz
Colton Ortiz

youtube.com/watch?v=ZzTSa0P58eY

Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

Steamworld Dig 2
I don't know what to expect with this

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

Steamwrold Heist was pretty good so I'd assume they'll step up

Ryder Jenkins
Ryder Jenkins

Dig and Heist are two pretty different games, you can't really base expectations on one based off the other, outside of the fact it's the same universe/art style maybe

Austin Miller
Austin Miller

I'm just saying I never expected the dudes who made Dig to have made Heist, so maybe they've gotten gud or maybe not.

Sebastian Robinson
Sebastian Robinson

Thanks user

Grayson White
Grayson White

I mean, that's exactly the sort of thing the pope SHOULD say. And the government is supposed to completely fucking ignore it because they're not supposed to worry about foreigners' well being.

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

Blizzard presentation starting in 8 minutes

Ian Sanders
Ian Sanders

didn't you just create your own thread for this shit? just fuck off and kill yourself already you shill

Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

Really, a fucking musical number for a shit Pay-to-win Whale-filled card game

Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

"Please clap for Eva"
MY FUCKING SIDES

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

musical advert for a card game.

Why don't' most game companies turn into part time animation studios since they seem to put more effort into that than the game?

Camden Thomas
Camden Thomas

Those awkward pauses for applause, jesus, Blizzard is floundering.

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

So, fucking nothing? And you wonder why people are talking about other shit?

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

The Pope isn't from Europe so he doesn't give a shit.

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

I really am digging the drinkingbag goodie you got from playing Ace7 Skies Unknown. also the game seems fun.
Ni no kuni was without a doubt the best the shitshow had to offer there.
Gwent is cool.
Also Battlefront 4
contains nearly the same amount of stuff like a 10 year old game
"our most ambitious project yet"
i had fun playing it

Grayson Martinez
Grayson Martinez

All the USA's shitskins are concentrated in city slums with hundreds of miles of white territory between them. Meanwhile each European country is the size of a US state and the cities are closer together, so you can't escape the rape by just going somewhere else.

Aiden Hughes
Aiden Hughes

thinks Christianity is a white religion
The Pope doesn't give a shit because the majority of Christians aren't white, and just like any other good Jew he knows always to go after the group with the most shekels.

Tyler Gutierrez
Tyler Gutierrez

Illegals tend to keep their heads down, and being Catholic believe rape is wrong. SHitshin mudslimes however consider Rape a weapon of Jihad.

Dylan Bailey
Dylan Bailey

Wow. It was fucking nothing. Lore dump and awkward pause for applauses. There was evne a mention of a 5 part episode for some Thek-whatever he's called guy from warcraft. The only time it seemed like they cheered of their own volition was for a Overwatch short for Mei. Also, was I the only one that laughed that she made hot coffee for her dead tumblr portrait friends?

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

EA Battlefront
He bought it
Kill yourself

Grayson Edwards
Grayson Edwards

learn to read

Juan Clark
Juan Clark

I had fun playing it

Parker Parker
Parker Parker

And how does that imply a purchase of Battlefront 3?
You DO realize this is a Gamescom thread and EA has a booth with Battlefront 4 where people can play said game and make comparisons to a roughly 10 year old game and then post a few lines of greentext mocking the trailer where the devs proudly say that said project, wich just claims to have the same content as a 10 year old game, is their most ambitious yet?

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

You're there
My mistake, I apologize
did you bring a firearm?

Carter Rivera
Carter Rivera

Blizzard won Gamescom 2017

Nathan Rogers
Nathan Rogers

No harm done.
I'm a kraut; the only question is what will come first: Sharia or ban of butter knifes?

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

I hope everyone who plays this garbage gets cancer.

Pork ban

Luis Allen
Luis Allen

so was it literally anything besides cringe so far?

Leo Anderson
Leo Anderson

Pork ban

implying we don't have it already
implying school aren't on the forefront to ban it since 2 years ago

It's just a question of time when the Oktoberfest will follow suit.

Benjamin Edwards
Benjamin Edwards

We got 10 minutes of Butterlord footage.

Blake Thomas
Blake Thomas

More Bannerlord/AC7/DBZ/Ni No Kuni footage
Age of Empires 4 and 2/3 remaster
Jurassic Park Evolution
Biomutant
Anno 1800
Final Fantasy XV with mods
Thats about it

Dylan Cox
Dylan Cox

Its already happening
I don't believe you

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

Want to see news on Battletech
fuckingnothing.jpg
delayed tilll 2018
While I am glad I didn't fall for the Kikestarter, this is not helping my thirst for turn based tactical Mech action, nor my growing concerns with this being vaporware. Battletech is a tabletop game, it shouldn't be that hard to just port the fucking rules.

Landon Turner
Landon Turner

New MHW demo, Barioth and Diablos.
Barioth is still Barioth.
Daiblos is still Diablos, but more stupid.
Guild girl is still not cute and a pain in the ass.
Glider capes.

Joshua Ramirez
Joshua Ramirez

I'm sure it has to do with them being sued

Asher Anderson
Asher Anderson

Socialist economics are finally recognized as fiction genre

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

Oh yeah, apparently Tropico 6 is happening. They had a small booth set up.
Also Ancestors. Had mixed feelings about that one

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

Tropico 6 was at E3

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

I didn't even realise this show was on.

Brody James
Brody James

Hates Blizzard shit
Loves the Splatoon General

2017 Holla Forums

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

Why was Kamen Rider Ex-Aid even there?

Zachary Sanders
Zachary Sanders

<hates shit games
<loves good games
FTFY

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

2007 Holla Forums was fucking horrible as well faggot.
Go look at an old 4chan archive and see for yourself.

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

2017
Splatoon is good games

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

Christ, get this 2012 meme out of here.

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

Anything of worth thus far?

Jaxon King
Jaxon King

yes

twitch.tv/starcitizen

Xavier Anderson
Xavier Anderson

this

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

Oh I forgot this trainwreck appeared at gamescom.

Liam Lee
Liam Lee

But they're not even porting the rules and stats.

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

Because he is a hardcore gamer.

Jack Sanders
Jack Sanders

Agreed

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

Do it, faggot.

Adam Perry
Adam Perry

German here, it's true
focus.de/politik/videos/vom-speiseplan-verbannt-immer-mehr-deutsche-kitas-verzichten-auf-schweinefleisch-aus-zwei-gruenden_id_5285060.html

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

Fat chinese ice whore