Worst Modern Games You've Seen Lately

>I wonder what this is
>oh, boy here we go. another "cinematic" train wreck with deliberately-hideous female protag
>well the environment looks-
>during combat visual prompts appear after successful dodges or taking damage
>holy shit, this is terrible. who thought this was a good idea?
>Ninja Theory
I ripped the video so I could share how shit this is, goddamn.
Full video with higher quality: my.mixtape.moe/mtwxzm.mp4

What are some of the worst modern games you've seen lately, Holla Forums?

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I don't pay attention to modern games, haven't for almost 5 years now. Dragon Quest VIII is fun though, the voice acting is annoying but whatever. Also playing through Thief again, love that moss bro.

What's wrong goy? It has rawlling. It's basically Dark Souls.

You can just say you hate it because it's ninja theory, why the pussyfooting?

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like zuckenstein?

I didn't even bother finishing since my 760 was crying. 30 dollars saved. i still need to upgrade my gfx though

Mass Defect: Autisma

I genuinely didn't know anything about it. When the developer of the game was revealed to me in comments after eye-rolling and cringing at the gameplay demo it was the perfect punchline.

(trips confirm)
The worst aspect of that failure was the massive marketing budget behind it. People knew it was utter trash, but it had ads and promotions everywhere so had the appearance of enthusiasm for something that was known garbage.

Because there's inevitably going to be some dipshit trying to argue that "they've totally changed, they make good gaems now!!11" or that they were never a terrible dev in the first place.

Naw, the chin and jaw are different. The bottom half of Zuck's face, jaw and chin, are so rounded it's like an oval. The mouth on that chick put me in mind of Jim Carrey in The Mask, like a smaller female version of those chompers.

I resent this meme.

I saw a video of the fire boss, which is just a reskin of that enemy. Do all the bosses really look exactly the same?

Uncharted 4

Was she purposely meant to look like Anna Kendrick?

but Anna is attractive

but Anna is attractive

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Pretty much all games I play now are games I missed in my youth due to not having a PC good enough, or games I couldn't play because I was the only one with NES for a large amount of years while others got SNES, Mega Drive, Saturn etc.

There's just so many games to play that playing any new ones aren't really needed, except for some of course. But even those seem to be "nostalgia"-type like CrossCode for me.

Why are modern games promoting inbreeding?


The new game looks like utter shit too, it's basically muh strong womyn of color. The fact they're still pushing that hideous nigger just goes to show how far NG has fallen.

Yeah, at first I thought that the DLC would be about Chloe but no… Druckmann had to shove his favorite character (the invincible and untouchable Nadine) into the DLC too. I wouldn't be surprised if he turned Chloe into a lesbian.

so what's the problem with that? everything else is trash, though

This user gets it

Her open mouth thing is pretty annoying tbf.

He did it with Ellie in TLOU, so it wouldn't shock me.

Last new game I played was MGSV, and it made me angry when it became blatantly obvious when Konami started fucking with Kojima.

It's also one of the fewer new games I played, and I enjoyed it quite a bit more than a lot of anons seem to think about it. I think it's one of the most fun stealth games around, even if it lacks in the MGS flavor in all other parts. Gameplay is solid.

I thought it was fine. I didn't understand anons complaining about it, other than the simple fact it just wasn't finished.
That thread about the theory of the game ending with Venom Snake failing to end 9/11 was amazing.

I haven't played much modern games; mostly Japanese games (Yakuza 0, Nioh, Nier Automata etc) but I haven't been disappointed with those. Most of my disappointment comes from the west, who try to shove their current ideologies, while trying to be deep but just end up looking pretentious. Like Horizon.

Can't have a hot female lead. It'll trigger the snowflakes. Ugly shitters gotta relate to the people on screen because they have no self-worth or some shit.


Uncharted 4 was SO MUCH SHIT. Nadine is so unimportant it hurts. The epitome of a token black woman.

Nate's never mentioned his brother at all but he suddenly exists in 4. Like even in the flashback in 3 where Nate was a young boy, far away from his orphanage and obviously on his own, his brother doesn't exist.

Chloe doesn't exist. The other characters from 3 don't exist. Sully gets shoved into the background so Nate's retarded brother can take the spotlight.

I'm looking forward to buying the DLC during a sale, several years from now, just for Chloe's ass, though.


Initially Senua was supposed to be hotter, and thicker, with some more muscle and a prettier face. But when NT teased it as an example of a stronk female character white males would hate, people found her to be hot and attractive, so they scrapped the design and came up with this new, uglier design.

That's how Super Metroid became one of my favourites, especially when I learned mockballing and mid-air shinesparks

(((Coincidentally))), exactly the kind of design white, heterosexual men hate.

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hello mr konami, how did blacklisting those employees work for you?

Just drop it, both of you. Kojima is a hack, and Konami is run by the yakuza. What else needs to be said aside from that?

Kojima did nothing wrong.

Kojima's just another lying sack o' shit like the Jewywood he idolizes so much. Not a single thing he said was true about MGSV.
>inb4 kojima-san intended for the game to feel incomplete and lackluster, you see it's just like the title! ah so meta and intellectual

And, I found the shill who doesn't know how to read.

Sad.

Is that supposed to be a woman? Looks like a fag in drag waiting to get his boipussy engorged.

The budget was only like $80 million, including Fox Engine development costs, that's pretty reasonable for an open world game in the 2010s (GTAV cost $265 million). MGS4 was $70 by comparison. I'm not saying Kojima is some god who can do no wrong but V's tomfoolery wasn't all on him.

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Are you one of those people on Holla Forums that tries to harvest (you)'s for a paycheck?

I really think that the game could've been way better if there was no Sam and his story was Sully's.
It still pisses me off that you could kill the bad guy (who wasn't really a bad guy) but not touch Nadine. She even left the island before the final act.
Nathan gets beaten to death 2 times by her, thrown out of a window by her and then Nathan goes out of character and stops his brother from killing her. That shit didn't make any sense.

I fucking hate Neil Druckmann so much. it's really blatant how he's pushing progressive garbage in the latest Naughty dog games.

I thought the last of us was an okay game but that DLC was straight up garbage. Ellie being lesbian came completely out of nowhere for no reason and as a bonus there was barely any gameplay. There's not a single person I know irl that thinks the DLC is good.

The sequel's gonna be an absolute pile of shit with no redeeming qualities and you know the games media is gonna eat it up like Hellblade right now

There are far worse games than that. Just look at the "New and trending" section on Steam.

Yeah, but the 99% of games flooding steam are near-zero budget shovelware. No one, not the consumer, not the producer, not the developer nor steam expect them to be anything other than trash. Then there are the games being made in the west for millions of dollars that are also complete dogshit.

Did someone say Neil Druckmann?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Druckmann
Man, what a coincidence.

It's a cohencidence, user

Why are there so many fucking threads about this fucking game?

Notice how he doesn't stay in Israel, but moved to (((commiefornia)))

I like coincidence because you can't spell it without spelling "coin".

Tacoma. I watched a walkthrough on YouTube and I wanted a refund.

Does this game have one white person?

same

modern vidya is for angsty teenfags like cowadooty or battlefield or hipster indie shit like mighty number 2 or gone home

very rarely does a good single-player game come out.

Every. Fucking. Time.

One obese lesbian, I think.

Honestly the worst I have seen are those asset flipped games that clog the arteries of Steam.

Oh, and this is from a review:
That's not even a video game!!

At least those have gameplay, unlike "Gone Home" and "Tacoma."

It's small fry in the cesspool of garbage modern games, but words cannot describe how much hatred I have for this thing.

The reason why we have ugly females is that of females who you wouldn't fuck with a paper bag over their faces and beta males who subconsciously want to fuck the quota females so they bend over for the cunts who're triggered by attractive women.

Jesus fucking Christ the love letter review

Why don't they buy a camera and do a movie instead of wasting people time. Installed it, muh Unreal 4, muh gfx, muh deep story, muh squint eyes, sorry no space left for gameplay.
Gal Gun Double Peace is much better.

Nobody would watch that shit.

The person who wrote the abortion in the second pic wrote that with a straight face. At no point did they step back and think it was all a bit excessive and terrible. They are likely still proud of their fingers for banging out what is, in their mind, such a great review. A small army of people then went out of their way to agree with him. What an unbelievable display of autism.

I mean, I know we're talking about people who actually thought Lesbian Simulator 2015 was a masterpiece of storytelling, but would it kill them to take five seconds to think about it before spouting shit?

Quality thread

Every time.

Where talking about video games here, user.

Holy shit. From 10/10 to 3/10. That final is so goddamn ugly it's hard to believe it came from that concept at ALL.

I think I can kind of understand Senua, since her whole character is that she's mentally ill with psychosis. If you make the mentally ill hot looking, it would give the idea to people to want to fuck the mentally ill. Also, can't have porn of Senua getting ganged raped by those waves of demon vikings, while some onlookers sees her just getting and sucking invisible dick.

At least they perfectly captured the transition from tumblr art to tumblr artist.

I've read all of these before. They are rage inducing. I know that some people think that "but it's okay! I mean, it's just their opinion!".
No.
This isn't some "I like my burger with ketchup vs. I like my burger with mustard" shit, this is "I like my burger with ketchup vs. I like my burger dissolved in muriatic acid and fed through a straw". I know it's your opinion, but your opinion is flat out wrong. It pisses me off that this game gets so much praise while being shit and openly shit at that: everything is superficial and cliché, every reference is for own sake, just to say "heeeey did you watch bladerunner it was pretty cooool", "heey you know about chaos theory well heres some butterflies and shit c;". The character drama is boring and predictable, the characters themselves are perfectly flat objects (in more ways than one), the choices matter for shit, the artstyle serves to mask lack of resources or masks laziness. It's drama for undeveloped shits who identify with people by saying "oh! you listen to pearl jam too?". I mean for fucks sake, I know the ideal normalfag entertainment is just some random garbage with some pretty colors, but this is flatworm level. How can there be people so lacking in criticism of shit?
In short,

All footage i've seen fo hellblade looks scripted to shit, or like you walk about 20 feet through a hallway to fight 1 MAYBE 2 enemies. I guess the journos are giving this one good reviews because the game never stops talking and that makes them -think- its clever and story heavy and not just retarded


i enjoyed uncharted 1-3, yeah they're causal games but fun stuff happened in them and uncharted 4 was so bad it made me fucking angry.
not to mention that the fake story that his brother tells him is MORE INTERESTING than the games real story and protagonists/antagonists
absolute proof that cuckmann is a no fun allowed wanker

Excuse me:
In short, this game is for 14 year olds or planarians.

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9/10; she still had tumblrnose.

proof? I could believe it but I also don't believe NT can make good character models after DmC

it's a shity visual novel with bare minimum gameplay to mascarade it as a game
is there really a need to play it
you sound like some retarded friends of mine who call me a hater whenever i shit on Telltales for falsely advertising their VNs as games just cus they have QTEs and brain dead P&C puzzles
and that is without even mentioning that even by the standards of a VN they are still shit. even waifu sims have branching paths and multiple endings

lmao what the fuck is this idiot on about.

none of that sounds horrible op, could say its just average at best, "safe"
every game cant be masterpiece because of the market itself, yes we should keep criticising these games to pressure devs to higher standards thou

I know your pain bro
I fucking hate Telltales and every normalfag retard friend i have keeps shilling their shit to hell and back
i was so hyped when i first heard there would be a P&C adventure game with zombies…
Then i played the first chapter…
The rest of the game i just youtubed it and i still feel like i wasted my time
I can't fucking believe the hype for these losers, and it's not like a befriend absolute plebbian retards, the people i talk about should know better. But nooooo
They all allowed their fanboyism to give tunel vision to their critical eye and now they jump on the bandwagon of every single flavor of the month hype train, then call me a hipster hater cus i refuse to lower my standards to the most basic common denominator just so that i can fit in with the rest of the sheeple hive mind

Even when i take my time to methodically explain them why TT is shit, why their VNs should not be clasified as games, how (((journos))) try to subvert the meaning of the word "game" to include "no gameplay games" in the definition, how even by VN standards they are still shit, and how the praise they get is being detrimental to the industry in the same way that the succes of CoD and WoW where they still call me a fucking hipster hater who hates TT cus they are trendy
seriously fuck TT
they may not be the biggest cancer in the industry but they sure are one heck of a tumor

There is literally nothing wrong with this image and if you want to find something to bitch about, then you are using a horrible example.

If these fucks want to get me to spend $60 plus DLC plus whatever fucking micro-transaction bullshit they keep jamming in, it better be a fucking masterpiece. Too bad that'll never happen because these games are just a rehash of things that sold before due to a couple of suits around a table not wanting to take risks.

This console generation is boring me to shit. New consoles are supposed to bring some giant leap in graphics and innovation to all platforms because the bare minimums for hardware just went up, but all we get is "IT'S THE SAME SHIT AS BEFORE BUT WITH MORE GRAPHICS" because every entertainment field is so creatively deficient that all they can make is sequels.

Bastardizing liberals’ bastardizations always goes over well with them, fortunately.

This post is a joke, right?

Get a load of this fag

chloe could be fixed without going full extreme ya know

get out cuck

That's a shadow, you faggot, not redsnoz.

Sometimes the autism hits you so hard that you can't grasp features that make a feminine character attractive. I suspect it wasn't a joke.

You can stop pretending now.

i'm still stuck on the tomboy meme, the traditional housewife thing comes off as boring to me

you're either a retard, a faggot, a shill or all of them together

Turn it off. It was never designed to have voice acting but the localization team hacked some in which is why it's incongruous as fuck.

the dreadlock pompadour also makes her head look taller and makes her big jug handle ears look even bigger.

The whole game is walking down a hallway, fighting a couple of enemies in what has got to be some of the worst fighting gameplay in any game ever, walk down a hallway for a bit again and solve a puzzle.
Rinse and repeat, it's fucking trash

i saw some video praising how the 'psychosis" is good audio cues for blocking and dodging but it comes off as the ultimate handholderly to me

I've noticed that these always have bloated faces. Mark my words, modern medicine will eventually figure out that the systemic inflammation and disregulation of the bodily systems, caused by the dysbiosis of our microbiome (from being exposed to all the chemicals and processed foods in modern society), are a root cause of these behavioral pathologies.

another thread?

for this

Thing is, I'd rather feel rage, anger, and unintentional hilarity at a bad game, or crushing disappointment over a game that I wanted to like that fell short. Mediocrity has no value to me.

I wonder how shitty the artist felt when they raped his art.
They made her look older and uglier, I bet the artist could had made her a great christmas cake if they wanted an older MC.

Fun fact, in the last battle which you are forced to lose lmao dude what if you had to LOSE to win? how deep would that be bro the voices start telling you to give up and let the enemies kill you but they'll still warn you about attacks from behind because the devs weren't competent enough to catch that contradiction.

Tell me, where did you roll in from? Reddit, tumblr, was it Jim and his insistence of broadcasting all of Holla Forums on twitter? I'm mighty curious.

dupe of
Reported

this niggas need to just go make straight to dvd movies already

there is already a thread up