Worst Modern Games You've Seen Lately

Dylan Phillips
Dylan Phillips

watching Vega 56 benchmarks
notice a game title I've never heard of
I wonder what this is
look up images
top images are uggo-faced woman with links to reviewers raving about facial animations
oh, boy here we go. another "cinematic" train wreck with deliberately-hideous female protag
look up video
"cinematic" as expected
well the environment looks-
edgelord voice narrator
stronk woman
echoing voices never shuts the fuck up
enemies look like damage sponges with extremely simplistic attack patterns
only indication of enemy health is some visual damage on the models
during combat visual prompts appear after successful dodges or taking damage
pretty much all other prompts are auditory prompts with annoying cunts shouting things in echoes
holy shit, this is terrible. who thought this was a good idea?
IGN comments are full to bursting with drones and shills
see the developers mentioned
Ninja Theory
laugh, wheeze and start clapping like an american
I ripped the video so I could share how shit this is, goddamn.
Full video with higher quality: my.mixtape.moe/mtwxzm.mp4

What are some of the worst modern games you've seen lately, Holla Forums?

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Henry Evans
Henry Evans

I don't pay attention to modern games, haven't for almost 5 years now. Dragon Quest VIII is fun though, the voice acting is annoying but whatever. Also playing through Thief again, love that moss bro.

Brody Gomez
Brody Gomez

What's wrong goy? It has rawlling. It's basically Dark Souls.

Ian Richardson
Ian Richardson

You can just say you hate it because it's ninja theory, why the pussyfooting?

Aiden Young
Aiden Young

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like zuckenstein?

Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

pirated this
8 hour game with graphics that are wasted on it
combat is absolutely braindead
puzzles are nothing impressive
I didn't even bother finishing since my 760 was crying. 30 dollars saved. i still need to upgrade my gfx though

Jacob Jenkins
Jacob Jenkins

Mass Defect: Autisma

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

You can just say you hate it because it's ninja theory, why the pussyfooting?
I genuinely didn't know anything about it. When the developer of the game was revealed to me in comments after eye-rolling and cringing at the gameplay demo it was the perfect punchline.

(trips confirm)
The worst aspect of that failure was the massive marketing budget behind it. People knew it was utter trash, but it had ads and promotions everywhere so had the appearance of enthusiasm for something that was known garbage.

Jaxon Thomas
Jaxon Thomas

Because there's inevitably going to be some dipshit trying to argue that "they've totally changed, they make good gaems now!!11" or that they were never a terrible dev in the first place.

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

Naw, the chin and jaw are different. The bottom half of Zuck's face, jaw and chin, are so rounded it's like an oval. The mouth on that chick put me in mind of Jim Carrey in The Mask, like a smaller female version of those chompers.

Joseph Rodriguez
Joseph Rodriguez

start clapping like an american
I resent this meme.

Grayson Richardson
Grayson Richardson

2nd webm
I saw a video of the fire boss, which is just a reskin of that enemy. Do all the bosses really look exactly the same?

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

What are some of the worst modern games you've seen lately, Holla Forums?
Uncharted 4
<basically Neil Druckmann's fanfiction
Nate reduced to a beta
Nate has a brother who didn't exist until U4
Nadine the stronk womyn who tries 3 times to kill Nate and at each encounter Nate can't hit her, he even goes to stop his brother from killing her because fedora.
Sully reduced to a random guy in the background
No Chloe because there's a DLC based on Druckmann's latest wet dream where 2 womyn are the main characters of an Uncharted story
no supernatural stuff
no Doughtnut Drake because it's "offensive"

With U4 Druckmann managed to do one thing: destroy what made Uncharted what it was (fun, escapism, sense of adventure) and turned it into a boring game like Last of Us.

David Martinez
David Martinez

Was she purposely meant to look like Anna Kendrick?

Adam Collins
Adam Collins

but Anna is attractive

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

but Anna is attractive

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

wrong.webm

William Hernandez
William Hernandez

Pretty much all games I play now are games I missed in my youth due to not having a PC good enough, or games I couldn't play because I was the only one with NES for a large amount of years while others got SNES, Mega Drive, Saturn etc.

There's just so many games to play that playing any new ones aren't really needed, except for some of course. But even those seem to be "nostalgia"-type like CrossCode for me.

Camden Flores
Camden Flores

dat face
Why are modern games promoting inbreeding?

hire Jew
be surprised when Jew Jews
The new game looks like utter shit too, it's basically muh strong womyn of color. The fact they're still pushing that hideous nigger just goes to show how far NG has fallen.

Isaac Reed
Isaac Reed

The new game looks like utter shit too, it's basically muh strong womyn of color
Yeah, at first I thought that the DLC would be about Chloe but no… Druckmann had to shove his favorite character (the invincible and untouchable Nadine) into the DLC too. I wouldn't be surprised if he turned Chloe into a lesbian.

Logan Nguyen
Logan Nguyen

only indication of enemy health is some visual damage on the models
so what's the problem with that? everything else is trash, though

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

There's just so many games to play that playing any new ones aren't really needed
This user gets it
<when you genuinely enjoy an old game not because of nostalgia, because you never played it before, but because it's good on it's own merit

Blake Roberts
Blake Roberts

Her open mouth thing is pretty annoying tbf.

Isaac Hall
Isaac Hall

He did it with Ellie in TLOU, so it wouldn't shock me.

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

tfw just downloaded a bunch of gamecube isos
Last new game I played was MGSV, and it made me angry when it became blatantly obvious when Konami started fucking with Kojima.

Jack King
Jack King

It's also one of the fewer new games I played, and I enjoyed it quite a bit more than a lot of anons seem to think about it. I think it's one of the most fun stealth games around, even if it lacks in the MGS flavor in all other parts. Gameplay is solid.

Lincoln Kelly
Lincoln Kelly

I thought it was fine. I didn't understand anons complaining about it, other than the simple fact it just wasn't finished.
That thread about the theory of the game ending with Venom Snake failing to end 9/11 was amazing.

Alexander Hughes
Alexander Hughes

I haven't played much modern games; mostly Japanese games (Yakuza 0, Nioh, Nier Automata etc) but I haven't been disappointed with those. Most of my disappointment comes from the west, who try to shove their current ideologies, while trying to be deep but just end up looking pretentious. Like Horizon.

Can't have a hot female lead. It'll trigger the snowflakes. Ugly shitters gotta relate to the people on screen because they have no self-worth or some shit.

Uncharted 4 was SO MUCH SHIT. Nadine is so unimportant it hurts. The epitome of a token black woman.

Nate's never mentioned his brother at all but he suddenly exists in 4. Like even in the flashback in 3 where Nate was a young boy, far away from his orphanage and obviously on his own, his brother doesn't exist.

Chloe doesn't exist. The other characters from 3 don't exist. Sully gets shoved into the background so Nate's retarded brother can take the spotlight.

I'm looking forward to buying the DLC during a sale, several years from now, just for Chloe's ass, though.

Initially Senua was supposed to be hotter, and thicker, with some more muscle and a prettier face. But when NT teased it as an example of a stronk female character white males would hate, people found her to be hot and attractive, so they scrapped the design and came up with this new, uglier design.

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

That's how Super Metroid became one of my favourites, especially when I learned mockballing and mid-air shinesparks

Asher Moore
Asher Moore

so they scrapped the design and came up with this new, uglier design.
(((Coincidentally))), exactly the kind of design white, heterosexual men hate.

Parker Sanders
Parker Sanders

kojima dindu nuffin if only konami gave him another 6 gorillion dollars he would've delivered on all the shit he promised

Jace Miller
Jace Miller

hello mr konami, how did blacklisting those employees work for you?

Jace Collins
Jace Collins

Just drop it, both of you. Kojima is a hack, and Konami is run by the yakuza. What else needs to be said aside from that?

Jeremiah Clark
Jeremiah Clark

switching IPs
Kojima did nothing wrong.

Nathan Mitchell
Nathan Mitchell

Kojima's just another lying sack o' shit like the Jewywood he idolizes so much. Not a single thing he said was true about MGSV.
inb4 kojima-san intended for the game to feel incomplete and lackluster, you see it's just like the title! ah so meta and intellectual

Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

And, I found the shill who doesn't know how to read.

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

being this retarded
vpn switching
Sad.

Noah Collins
Noah Collins

Is that supposed to be a woman? Looks like a fag in drag waiting to get his boipussy engorged.

Brody Richardson
Brody Richardson

The budget was only like $80 million, including Fox Engine development costs, that's pretty reasonable for an open world game in the 2010s (GTAV cost $265 million). MGS4 was $70 by comparison. I'm not saying Kojima is some god who can do no wrong but V's tomfoolery wasn't all on him.

Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

Are you one of those people on /pol/ that tries to harvest (you)'s for a paycheck?

Ayden Ortiz
Ayden Ortiz

Sully gets shoved into the background so Nate's retarded brother can take the spotlight.
I really think that the game could've been way better if there was no Sam and his story was Sully's.
Nadine is so unimportant it hurts. The epitome of a token black woman.
It still pisses me off that you could kill the bad guy (who wasn't really a bad guy) but not touch Nadine. She even left the island before the final act.
Nathan gets beaten to death 2 times by her, thrown out of a window by her and then Nathan goes out of character and stops his brother from killing her. That shit didn't make any sense.

Dylan Hill
Dylan Hill

I fucking hate Neil Druckmann so much. it's really blatant how he's pushing progressive garbage in the latest Naughty dog games.

I thought the last of us was an okay game but that DLC was straight up garbage. Ellie being lesbian came completely out of nowhere for no reason and as a bonus there was barely any gameplay. There's not a single person I know irl that thinks the DLC is good.

The sequel's gonna be an absolute pile of shit with no redeeming qualities and you know the games media is gonna eat it up like Hellblade right now

Nolan Bennett
Nolan Bennett

There are far worse games than that. Just look at the "New and trending" section on Steam.
inb4 >steam

Nathaniel Sullivan
Nathaniel Sullivan

Yeah, but the 99% of games flooding steam are near-zero budget shovelware. No one, not the consumer, not the producer, not the developer nor steam expect them to be anything other than trash. Then there are the games being made in the west for millions of dollars that are also complete dogshit.

Jackson Carter
Jackson Carter

Did someone say Neil Druckmann?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Druckmann
Druckmann was born in Israel on December 5, 1978
Man, what a coincidence.

Chase Cruz
Chase Cruz

It's a cohencidence, user

Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

Why are there so many fucking threads about this fucking game?

Henry Nguyen
Henry Nguyen

Notice how he doesn't stay in Israel, but moved to (((commiefornia)))

Ryan Allen
Ryan Allen

I like coincidence because you can't spell it without spelling "coin".

Christopher Morales
Christopher Morales

Tacoma. I watched a walkthrough on YouTube and I wanted a refund.

Evan Torres
Evan Torres

Does this game have one white person?

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

same

modern vidya is for angsty teenfags like cowadooty or battlefield or hipster indie shit like mighty number 2 or gone home

very rarely does a good single-player game come out.

Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

Every. Fucking. Time.

Cameron Nguyen
Cameron Nguyen

One obese lesbian, I think.

Jace Ross
Jace Ross

Honestly the worst I have seen are those asset flipped games that clog the arteries of Steam.

Jose Walker
Jose Walker

Oh, and this is from a review:
You don’t have any influence over the story, and it’s entirely linear, but it’s no less compelling for it.
That's not even a video game!!

Leo Anderson
Leo Anderson

At least those have gameplay, unlike "Gone Home" and "Tacoma."

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

It's small fry in the cesspool of garbage modern games, but words cannot describe how much hatred I have for this thing.

Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

The reason why we have ugly females is that of females who you wouldn't fuck with a paper bag over their faces and beta males who subconsciously want to fuck the quota females so they bend over for the cunts who're triggered by attractive women.

David Martinez
David Martinez

Jesus fucking Christ the love letter review

Gavin Myers
Gavin Myers

Why don't they buy a camera and do a movie instead of wasting people time. Installed it, muh Unreal 4, muh gfx, muh deep story, muh squint eyes, sorry no space left for gameplay.
Gal Gun Double Peace is much better.

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

Nobody would watch that shit.

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

The person who wrote the abortion in the second pic wrote that with a straight face. At no point did they step back and think it was all a bit excessive and terrible. They are likely still proud of their fingers for banging out what is, in their mind, such a great review. A small army of people then went out of their way to agree with him. What an unbelievable display of autism.

David Phillips
David Phillips

UR CHOICES MATTER
the final choice in the game either kills everybody in the town, thus making any choices you made during the game irrelevant; or reverts your first change and causes the rest of the game to not happen, thus making any choices you made during the game irrelevant

I mean, I know we're talking about people who actually thought Lesbian Simulator 2015 was a masterpiece of storytelling, but would it kill them to take five seconds to think about it before spouting shit?

Parker Wood
Parker Wood

op didn't even play the game
Quality thread

Isaac Long
Isaac Long

people found her to be hot and attractive
so they scrapped the design and came up with this new, uglier design
Every time.

Grayson Russell
Grayson Russell

Gone homo, and Fags in Space
Where talking about video games here, user.

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

Holy shit. From 10/10 to 3/10. That final is so goddamn ugly it's hard to believe it came from that concept at ALL.

Lincoln Jenkins
Lincoln Jenkins

I think I can kind of understand Senua, since her whole character is that she's mentally ill with psychosis. If you make the mentally ill hot looking, it would give the idea to people to want to fuck the mentally ill. Also, can't have porn of Senua getting ganged raped by those waves of demon vikings, while some onlookers sees her just getting and sucking invisible dick.

Daniel Bailey
Daniel Bailey

At least they perfectly captured the transition from tumblr art to tumblr artist.

Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

I've read all of these before. They are rage inducing. I know that some people think that "but it's okay! I mean, it's just their opinion!".
No.
This isn't some "I like my burger with ketchup vs. I like my burger with mustard" shit, this is "I like my burger with ketchup vs. I like my burger dissolved in muriatic acid and fed through a straw". I know it's your opinion, but your opinion is flat out wrong. It pisses me off that this game gets so much praise while being shit and openly shit at that: everything is superficial and cliché, every reference is for own sake, just to say "heeeey did you watch bladerunner it was pretty cooool", "heey you know about chaos theory well heres some butterflies and shit c;". The character drama is boring and predictable, the characters themselves are perfectly flat objects (in more ways than one), the choices matter for shit, the artstyle serves to mask lack of resources or masks laziness. It's drama for undeveloped shits who identify with people by saying "oh! you listen to pearl jam too?". I mean for fucks sake, I know the ideal normalfag entertainment is just some random garbage with some pretty colors, but this is flatworm level. How can there be people so lacking in criticism of shit?
In short,

Isaac Watson
Isaac Watson

All footage i've seen fo hellblade looks scripted to shit, or like you walk about 20 feet through a hallway to fight 1 MAYBE 2 enemies. I guess the journos are giving this one good reviews because the game never stops talking and that makes them -think- its clever and story heavy and not just retarded

i enjoyed uncharted 1-3, yeah they're causal games but fun stuff happened in them and uncharted 4 was so bad it made me fucking angry.
Nate has a brother who didn't exist until U4
not to mention that the fake story that his brother tells him is MORE INTERESTING than the games real story and protagonists/antagonists
no supernatural stuff
absolute proof that cuckmann is a no fun allowed wanker

Joseph White
Joseph White

Excuse me:
In short, this game is for 14 year olds or planarians.

Chase Evans
Chase Evans

The sequel's gonna be an absolute pile of shit with no redeeming qualities
<implying the whole IP isn't already an absolute pile of shit with no redeeming qualities

Jace Lopez
Jace Lopez

9/10; she still had tumblrnose.

Elijah Bell
Elijah Bell

Initially Senua was supposed to be hotter, and thicker, with some more muscle and a prettier face. But when NT teased it as an example of a stronk female character white males would hate, people found her to be hot and attractive,

proof? I could believe it but I also don't believe NT can make good character models after DmC

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

it's a shity visual novel with bare minimum gameplay to mascarade it as a game
is there really a need to play it
you sound like some retarded friends of mine who call me a hater whenever i shit on Telltales for falsely advertising their VNs as games just cus they have QTEs and brain dead P&C puzzles
and that is without even mentioning that even by the standards of a VN they are still shit. even waifu sims have branching paths and multiple endings

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

isn't challenging, yet it shows daily challenges
lmao what the fuck is this idiot on about.

Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson

none of that sounds horrible op, could say its just average at best, "safe"
every game cant be masterpiece because of the market itself, yes we should keep criticising these games to pressure devs to higher standards thou

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

I know your pain bro
I fucking hate Telltales and every normalfag retard friend i have keeps shilling their shit to hell and back
i was so hyped when i first heard there would be a P&C adventure game with zombies…
Then i played the first chapter…
The rest of the game i just youtubed it and i still feel like i wasted my time
Oh so you like P&C adventures?
Here! have this shitty VN take the top spot in all charts and search results
I can't fucking believe the hype for these losers, and it's not like a befriend absolute plebbian retards, the people i talk about should know better. But nooooo
They all allowed their fanboyism to give tunel vision to their critical eye and now they jump on the bandwagon of every single flavor of the month hype train, then call me a hipster hater cus i refuse to lower my standards to the most basic common denominator just so that i can fit in with the rest of the sheeple hive mind

Even when i take my time to methodically explain them why TT is shit, why their VNs should not be clasified as games, how (((journos))) try to subvert the meaning of the word "game" to include "no gameplay games" in the definition, how even by VN standards they are still shit, and how the praise they get is being detrimental to the industry in the same way that the succes of CoD and WoW where they still call me a fucking hipster hater who hates TT cus they are trendy
seriously fuck TT
they may not be the biggest cancer in the industry but they sure are one heck of a tumor

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

There is literally nothing wrong with this image and if you want to find something to bitch about, then you are using a horrible example.
from brown eyes to light green eyes
both have thick eyebrows
both have snubby tinted noses
hurr hairstyle changed
literally still white

Ryder Flores
Ryder Flores

If these fucks want to get me to spend $60 plus DLC plus whatever fucking micro-transaction bullshit they keep jamming in, it better be a fucking masterpiece. Too bad that'll never happen because these games are just a rehash of things that sold before due to a couple of suits around a table not wanting to take risks.

This console generation is boring me to shit. New consoles are supposed to bring some giant leap in graphics and innovation to all platforms because the bare minimums for hardware just went up, but all we get is "IT'S THE SAME SHIT AS BEFORE BUT WITH MORE GRAPHICS" because every entertainment field is so creatively deficient that all they can make is sequels.

Aaron Bell
Aaron Bell

Bastardizing liberals’ bastardizations always goes over well with them, fortunately.

Lincoln Gray
Lincoln Gray

This post is a joke, right?

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

not fucking the mentally ill
Get a load of this fag

Jack Hall
Jack Hall

dude traditional housewife lmao
chloe could be fixed without going full extreme ya know

Mason Fisher
Mason Fisher

not wanting to get in on the housewife meme
traditional housewifes are "extreme"
get out cuck

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

That's a shadow, you faggot, not redsnoz.

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

This post is a joke, right?

Sometimes the autism hits you so hard that you can't grasp features that make a feminine character attractive. I suspect it wasn't a joke.

Kayden Hill
Kayden Hill

unironically says "Kojima did nothing wrong"
calls other people retarded
You can stop pretending now.

Andrew Allen
Andrew Allen

i'm still stuck on the tomboy meme, the traditional housewife thing comes off as boring to me

Samuel Price
Samuel Price

Smaller eyes
Male squared jaw
Round face
Bigger nose
Dyke hair do
Male like body frame
you're either a retard, a faggot, a shill or all of them together

Colton Collins
Colton Collins

Dragon Quest VIII is fun though, the voice acting is annoying but whatever

Turn it off. It was never designed to have voice acting but the localization team hacked some in which is why it's incongruous as fuck.

Jackson King
Jackson King

the dreadlock pompadour also makes her head look taller and makes her big jug handle ears look even bigger.

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

The whole game is walking down a hallway, fighting a couple of enemies in what has got to be some of the worst fighting gameplay in any game ever, walk down a hallway for a bit again and solve a puzzle.
Rinse and repeat, it's fucking trash

Chase Powell
Chase Powell

i saw some video praising how the 'psychosis" is good audio cues for blocking and dodging but it comes off as the ultimate handholderly to me

Kevin Powell
Kevin Powell

I've noticed that these always have bloated faces. Mark my words, modern medicine will eventually figure out that the systemic inflammation and disregulation of the bodily systems, caused by the dysbiosis of our microbiome (from being exposed to all the chemicals and processed foods in modern society), are a root cause of these behavioral pathologies.

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

another thread?

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

for this

Cooper Cruz
Cooper Cruz

Thing is, I'd rather feel rage, anger, and unintentional hilarity at a bad game, or crushing disappointment over a game that I wanted to like that fell short. Mediocrity has no value to me.

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

I wonder how shitty the artist felt when they raped his art.
They made her look older and uglier, I bet the artist could had made her a great christmas cake if they wanted an older MC.

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

Fun fact, in the last battle which you are forced to lose lmao dude what if you had to LOSE to win? how deep would that be bro the voices start telling you to give up and let the enemies kill you but they'll still warn you about attacks from behind because the devs weren't competent enough to catch that contradiction.

Gavin Jones
Gavin Jones

that godawful spacing
those hot takes about how "japanese games have titties and western games don't because sjw" like this wasn't old news circa 2014 gamergate
Tell me, where did you roll in from? Reddit, tumblr, was it Jim and his insistence of broadcasting all of Holla Forums on twitter? I'm mighty curious.

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

dupe of Reported

Angel Hill
Angel Hill

n the last battle which you are forced to lose
this niggas need to just go make straight to dvd movies already

Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

there is already a thread up