Requesting Help

Help me pirate this game, then I will delete this terrible thread, thank you.

The game is called "The Slimeking's Tower" its an indie game and it released like yesterday, I am not one of the cool hip pirating kids so other then rut tracker I wouldnt know where to even find this game. I would perfer if you could just link me just a copy of the .exe, torrenting things is really fucking tedious. And I dont want to find join some private tracker just for some fucking little indie game.


Sorry for making this low quality post, I dont know where else to turn, I promise will remove it after I get my answer, thank you for any help I get I appreciate it.

I NEED to play this game.

Other urls found in this thread:

gamestorrent.co/?s=the binding of isaac
mega.nz/#!8kIxhCxS!nlFq5FKaH1zZxnTYeHtcbV19HeDPHg6kERH5ySYXxTA
igg-games.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>>>/4chan/

I havent been there in years. If I dont get any help here I might be forced to go there.

Not today, scumbag.

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I could always try again tomorrow too if no one helps me today (^:

dude, go to the share thread.

I did already, no progress yet.

You sound like an insufferable fag, so I doubt anyone would help you even if they could.

Then wait a day or two and it will pop up somewhere, jesus christ you faggot have a bit of patience.


I don't think you should be around here mate, maybe Facebook is more up to your speed.

I am sorry you feel that way, also I am sorry that you are apparently so new to this website and imageboards in general, seeing as how people make threads like this all the time here, even worse then this one, the only difference is that they dont have the courtesy to delete the thread after they get what they need. I am sorry you cant handle the banter buddy.


Its an indie game I highly doubt it needs to be cracked or anything like that. I thought it released like a week ago the problem is either the release date changed or I misremembered. I am inpatient cause I have played the game before and its pretty good, the controls just suck ass on mobile.

I am well aware of the risks of running an exe the only thing is I dont really care about this computer there is nothing that could happen to it or me that would bother me. I have no personal information on it and its a piece of junk.

Thanks for the bump I guess.

I've got you covered fam.

gamestorrent.co/?s=the binding of isaac

Also as previously stated, you didnt even state where I might be able to find it in a day or two. Even though I would likely have considered that "help" and deleted the thread.

Nice meme fam, only problem is I have played that game already way too much and got bored of it already. Also this game despite be a heavily inspired, debatablely even, clone of issac it actually improves on many things.

Bump

simpsons thread

You dont have the balls to do that, the shitty mods would just ban you anyway even if you did.

testing.bart.simpson.megaphone.png

if you don't have any simpsons images i can help you with that. don't worry user

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I think the thread is bump locked anyway, thanks for nothing you useless fucking pricks.

Kill yourself.

we did it reddit

Nah, I'm alright, thanks for your concern. I will do it though if you do it first. I promise.

I was actually wrong, its not bumplocked but I also dont feel like babysitting this thread any more on this shitty dying website.

Kill yourself.

please delete this thread on your way out. have a great summer vacation

I kinda want to delete this thread but I also want to just try and keep it alive as long as possible to make you fucking insufferable faggots suffer at the same time.

This website is beyond terminal cancer at this point so I have no desire to even do such a thing even though it would be hilarious exploiting bad moderation and its policies to piss retarded faggots off.
Nevermind.


Nah. I'm good. You have made up my mind for me. I am going to be necro bumping this thread untill it automatically hits bump limit. As there are currently no rules against such a thing on this board maybe my dedication can force the board to improve or the moderation policies to do the same. Thanks man, I was really indecisive about whether I should be a dedicated shit poster and you helped me see the light. I wonder how long I can keep this thread up.

That was supposed to be strikethrough. Oh well.

D'aww, a tsundere.

I could just hide the thread, but I'm going to watch your autistic tantrum.

Shit we can make this vidya, what's the best Simpsons game? I'm still thinking Hit and Run but the arcade game was pretty good too

if you NEED to play it today, why not just buy it?

the arcade game was defintely the best, but hit and run was pretty good. virtual bart was kinda fun when i was a kid, but i don't think it's held up very well

If you already posted in the share thread, then you don't need to make a new thread. It's not going to get you results any faster, and it doesn't help that you're asking for a download on the opening week. Just calm the fuck down and skim torrent sites.

Simpson's Road Rage for the GBA was one of my favorite games of all time. It started relaxing and fun, while slowly building difficulty and tension as you got through the levels and challenges (in retrospect it was probably easy I was just young).

I don't know how many of you played it, but the Simpsons game was actually pretty good as far as action platformers go. It had absolutely no replay value but it was decent for the rental when the game came out.

Yeah, you are totally right buddy. I am tsundere for this pile of human rufuse that used to be the best image board created so far to this date. I dont speak weeb shit but I am assuming tsundere means "nostalgic"? Correct?

I am only here so that I can get a video game and use that video game not have to be here. You have no idea how much it hurts me that this website has come to this point.


Take this off topic shit out of my thread you fucking cancer.or I am going to report you. (^: Go make a good thread about those game as opposed to wasting good discussion in my shitposting thread you retarded faggot. I may even post a quality post or two in it.


I spent all my money on objects to enhance sexual interactions, relations and gratification, with your mother.


I posted in the share thread after the thread was made. If I post both then I have 2 avenues to potentially speed up the process. Thanks for your concern. I'll skim trash can manufacturers/catalog websites and put in an order so that you can have a place to live you fucking bozo.

if its that good you should pay for it

I bought the game and packaged it just for you, OP, even though you've been a little bitch about things.

Go ahead and grab this and delete your thread.

mega.nz/#!8kIxhCxS!nlFq5FKaH1zZxnTYeHtcbV19HeDPHg6kERH5ySYXxTA

It wasn't very fun.

better be dolphin porn

I didnt say it was that good, its alright probably 7.5 out of 10, I just need a game to play, I have played it before cause its free on android and it was enjoyable concidentially it is NOT free on pc.


Sure man thats totally what that is. I believe you 100%.
I should point out to you that my attitude evolved with the thread and the responses that I received, this is the first time I have made one of these shit quality "request a game" threads, that should frankly be against the rules if we had good moderation, I dont see why everyone else can do it and get legitimate responses and when I do it for the first time I get burned alive.

you want the honest truth? you sound like a fresh cuckchan refugee in your OP and first responses, then got triggered and sperged out, started telling us how Holla Forums works, called everyone useless fucking pricks, declared this site "dying" and declared yourself above checking your own thread, then threatened to shitpost loudly for no reason other than you're mad that your thread sucks and are going to take it out on people for noticing that your thread sucks

i'm going to be 100% serious with you here: you seem new and the obviously new get roasted here. this is why "lurk moar" became a meme in the first place, because it's genuinely good advice; you watch quietly until you think you've learned how to play the game well enough to fit in. you started responding by getting visibly upset and taking everything personally, which makes you a target. don't want to be called out for being retarded? learn to pretend not to be retarded and assimilate to the existing board culture. when it's the other way around and the board assimilates to the newbies who don't know how to play by the rules, you end up with cuckchan. if you are by some miracle not a newfag and instead just suck at imageboards, my honest advice is to either get gud or go somewhere else

I dont need your "honest truth" which amounts to just projections, assumptions and unfounded assertions. Unlike yourself I am not actually a fresh cuckchan refugee, I would love for you to take the time and point out exactly where you got that idea from, so that I can laugh at you for your grasping at straws and projection. My first few posts were extremely mild image board banter, since apparently you didnt know. I did not get triggered, more disgusted, disappointed with a moderate amount of annoyance I didnt sperg out either but you are free to believe whatever you please I cant change your mind even if wanted to, which I do not. I must have missed the part where I told anyone how Holla Forums works, if you can point that out to me I am interested. My request is still no where near even remotely being fulfilled so technically that makes everyone who posted in this thread a "useless fucking prick", by definition would it not? Based on statistic both obviously observable and also subtly the website is in fact dying. I actually wasnt declaring my self above checking my own thread that was actually the point where I was about to delete the thread and be done with it but you and people kept going my stubbornness required me to oblige you. I am still not really shitposting loudly and havent anytime so far in the thread, my thread is shit but I already admitted that, thats not some sort of zing on me, a thread like this cant not be shit regardless of what happens in it simply because of the nature and tone of the topic/subject and the way it is presented. But what do I even care have you looked at the catalog or any of the threads on the board, I have given up on attempting to hold my self to an unrealistic standard of quality while the rest of the board is not and can not be held to that same standard?

I am very much aware that new people get roasted on image boards I have partaken in it before. I know well the meaning and usage of the term "lurk moar" as I personally helped it catch on in the early days. I am not sure why you think I was getting visibly upset and taking things personally just by me tossing around some very basic banter in a playful manner I am not even remotely flustered whatsoever. I dont need to assimilate into board culture as I personally I pioneered and revolutionized it along with many others, in addition to internet culture and modern culture. I personally have done more to advance image board culture then you have done anything in your entire life, kid. See the difference between me and you is you make it a goal to "be good at image boards", "fit in", and "conform" where as I make it a goal to test the waters and push the envelope and innovate on the currently stagnating image board ecosystem and culture. If putting my self in a weird situation is what I need to do to make some advancement then so be it. Also as a side note its actually kind of sad that your entire post amounts to both a personal desperate attempt to fit in on an image board and also a call for me to learn how to TRY and fit in on image boards like you are doing now, you are not doing a very good job by the way, if I was actually a new fag you would be doing a horrendous job of leading by example.


lurk moar

Back in my day if you wanted to pirate something you had to torrent it…And if the wrong seeder left you were just fucked. Then you hand to scan it for viruses so you didn't turn your computer into a Russian zombie bot.

If the thing actually worked you might get to play it. Little fuck wads like you don't appreciate the ease at which you pirate nowadays. Low effort clicking and you get what you want.

No one has bothered to upload it yet but when they do it'll end up here.

igg-games.com/

You had it easy as well.

you brought this upon yourself, faggot

you really are terrible at this and i genuinely feel bad that not only are you this unlikeable but you think that's a good thing