I need a fucking explanation as to why the minimum breast size in character creators is so often a C Cup, and why even characters that are mockingly called "flat chested" are B cups at best. I need a reason why nearly-flat non-loli ladies don't exist other than large breasts being the world's most prominent fetish.
And for that matter, why are particularly large video game breasts – even to this day – always impossibly perky? Why do they have no weight or softness to them whatsoever? It's not like it's impossible to emulate softness or weight, I've seen it in things like Honey Select and yet in games that are well-known for their large breasted women the titties are always magically and impossibly perky for EVERY GIRL? Are plastic boobs really that enjoyable to look at for normalfags?
Benjamin Morales
hello, anita
Luke Collins
he's complaining about breasts being too small you tard…. i think
i want a game that lets me make a functional character with ZZ cups without fucking clipping everywhere and a 20" dick with balls the size of soccerballs
Adrian King
I'd also like an explanation for why breast sizes in between loli and C cup are so rare.
Contrary to popular belief, there is a grey area in between loli-flat and mega milk and there are people who like breasts in that area.
There's even a medium_breasts tag on Danbooru.
Brody Carter
Maybe expand your horizons? I hope then you will stop spouting nonsense.
Hudson Morales
Large breasts in vidya are often weightless and impossibly perky. That gets some people off, I get it, but it doesn't do it for me.
Image related, what true cowtits should look like.
Brody James
You gay.
Colton Martin
If I'm gonna go loli I want a chest flat enough to iron clothes on and narrow hips.
Adam Parker
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Dominic Lopez
Because perky a best and you have shit taste OP.
Kevin Walker
They do in Senran Kagura and Dead or Alive.
Grayson White
Is that how they actually look in game? If so that's fucking terrible, they're half circles.
Adrian Russell
I think I've heard that Omega Labyrinth Z is set to go all the way to Z (being a sequel to a dungeon crawler with a breast expansion mechanic). Not sure about clipping though.
Jace Garcia
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Ryder Davis
source?
Elijah Diaz
Looks like Honey Select.
Joseph Roberts
At that point you may as well go for shota.
Kayden Gomez
Just throwing it out here, but it might have something to do with the low average breast size in Japan. Those lucky bastards get to see small breasts of all sizes all day every day. To them, the massive cowudders are more exotic and to be lusted after in things like media. Perkyness and artificiality is likely just developer taste, or catering to normalfags.
Also lazyness in programming. I might be speaking out of my ass, but isn't it easier to make an attractive female model (with breasts) simply by making them bigger? It's comparatively tougher to get a good well-proportioned body size with loli boobs that even normalfags would find appealing. At least so I think. It's not like I know jackshit about the technical details.
It's a multifaceted problem. I didn't even mention certain (((narratives))) trying to push against it.
Isaiah Brooks
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Jaxon Carter
yes, this is exactly what i want.
Nolan Cook
shota don't have vaginas.
Gavin Mitchell
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Adam Williams
Why are those boobs defying gravity?
Gabriel Peterson
People just don't appreciate sagginess.
Jackson Long
sagginess is gross
Eli Young
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Ethan Sanchez
i just wanna make kino
Robert Brooks
They're like those in Persona games
Christopher Butler
Hey buddy, the CoC thread is two blocks down
David Lee
Fuck you.
William Diaz
Fuck You
Julian Diaz
fuck you
Carter Scott
Blame ausfalia. Too small is pedo, too big is pedo for reasons i cannot fathom.
As a giga milk fancier this brings me only pain.
Wyatt Ramirez
sagging_breasts armpit_hair
David Myers
"A" - Cup breasts and smaller are banned in Australia in case it may encourage paedophilia.
Gabriel Thomas
no wonder their citizens just shitpost all the time, their internet is too slow to do anything else, all porn is grounds for jail time, and leaving the house results in death
Nathan Ramirez
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Grayson Wilson
Must be hell to be a petite female in Australia
Connor Cruz
Tax payer funded breast implants for all women with A cups or smaller in Australia.
Nathan Hall
the first two are good, last one is meh
Noah Jackson
Yeah. I've just been starting my gigantic breasts folder, so I don't have many good ones.
Isaac Green
to avoid clipping?
Bentley Wood
kek DFCFAGS BTFO
pointy a best, rare too
Cameron Lee
Because slant-eyed chinks have never seen real breasts that large. All they've seen is saline-injected bubbletits.
Adam Brooks
I want >>>/hyper/ or a similar board to get back again, I need my yuge-but-not-obese women fix quick
Samuel Bennett
And like everything it's Melbourne's Fault WHEN ARE WE GOING TO NUKE THEM OFF THE MAP
Noah Nelson
I like titties
Luke Evans
WOW WE'VE GOT SOMETHING IN COMMON
Ryder Thompson
Going to steal the name.
Jason Clark
me two user.
Dylan Cook
Best kangaroo
Ryder Moore
All right Marche yeah, we get it.
Dylan Myers
Not enough, they need to be bigger.
Oliver Wood
cunt sydney alot shiter the melbourne, but yeah i still agree tho
Daniel James
Estrogen mimickers maliciously included in everything from food to plastics in order to suppress testosterone in males have a side effect of creating larger breast in women along with greater female aggression+hysteria. As such, a B cup is the most common "flat" chest you will see in countries that do not ban xenoestrogens.
Kayden Cruz
oh i get it, its essentially a nigger cat
Lincoln Reed
Retarded hipster faggots imminent.
Remember to love nice big titties.
Mason Morris
Clipping won't be an issue, because the characters in Omega Labyrinth are 2D drawings animated with Live2D. They actually redrew the breasts at the various sizes (with varying degrees of clothing destruction as a side effect), rather than just resize them, so it always looks good.
The down side: there are less breast sizes than advertised, as the change of sprite only occurs every 4 cup sizes or so - every time you "bust up" you get the stat increases and the "growing" animation, but they just kind of throb and don't actually grow visually larger.
Contrast Genkai Tokki Seven Pirates, which also features a breast expansion mechanic but uses 3D models, and sadly looks ridiculous - you tend to end up with zero-G, rock-hard torpedoes.
Thomas Roberts
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Brandon Scott
I… honestly don't know what to say.
But I think I got a chubby…
Sebastian Flores
Have some pics from my huge collection of a few years.
Oliver Smith
might be hot if it wasn't a) fake and b) censored
Landon Anderson
That's not how nipples work
Cooper White
you sick fuck
Thomas Price
THE DREAMS OF THE PAST BECOME REALITY THE FUTURE IS HERE
Carson Anderson
Goddammit Marche
Easton Turner
Don't make me relapse
Jose Sullivan
Because realistic-looking breasts are soft and squishy, which is very hard to simulate in a video game. It has to have enough polygons to deform realistically and react to movement at a decent framerate. Maybe in a few console generations this will be achieved (along with realtime fluid physics) but until then don't count on the average developer devoting a lot of time to boobie bouncing.
Evan Morgan
Disgusting.
Austin Ortiz
Breasts were a mistake.
Aiden Wood
By no means, I've been around too long and seen far too many grotesque bags of fat ruin far too many otherwise perfectly fine female bodies. Mastectomies should be mandatory, God fucked up and we should pick up his slack.
Jack Hill
Normalfags have shit taste (duh)
Charles Davis
You know you want to
Camden Clark
all we need now is breast wombs and were good to go
Grayson Smith
Anyone have the webm of nanashi's erogame RPG? The one of the huge titted exhibitionist bunny girl.
Only got a half. If only the girl didn't look so dead inside and the guys weren't so disgusting.
Angel Myers
got any more
Wyatt Gomez
I know what webm you're talking about, but I don't have it saved.
Oliver Evans
Actually, xenoestrogens are often weaker than actual estrogen. That would result in smaller breasts than usual since xenoestrogens tend to replace estrogen rather than work together with them.
Ethan Price
I was beginning to wonder why I carried all these videos on my hard drive when I barely ever posted them.
Samuel Butler
Fuck what is wrong with me.
Noah Foster
Judgement day cannot come soon enough.
John Cruz
Seconded.
Thanks user.
Brandon Ortiz
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Ryder Rogers
What
Jackson Garcia
Are those marshmallows?
Kevin Gomez
has anyone in this thread like giant tits on 3d, or is it strictly on anime tiddy? I can enjoy some large anime tiddy, but ive experienced DDD and above on 3d, and boy is it disgusting. Youve really gotta clean the bitch up before doing anything, lest you get a whiff of dead skin that hasnt been cleaned in weeks. And don't even think about going down on her, either.
Thomas Wright
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Joshua Ramirez
3dpd is 3dpd at any breast size.
Connor Hall
because sick fucks like you would pretend A cups are children and masturbate to them.
Ethan Scott
I got you user. Please paste your waifu's face into the blank.
Noah Turner
Those boobs make me sad
Easton Lee
Is that bridge suppose to be a hymen?
Mason Harris
That is the inside of her womb. Those are fallopian tube piercings.
Jose Diaz
There was this one girl in high school who had done dancing and sports since she was in preschool and was incredibly fit and thin. Her breasts, however were so large that she ended up having to quit all of that and she was bullied for being a slut even though she was one of the purest girls I knew. Most girls with large tits are disgustingly fat, but this girl was basically an opai loli and had guys fapping to the thought of her every night. I had been since elementary school. I found out later she had breast reductions done after high school.
Aiden Morales
So you are saying you had sex with her.
Justin Morgan
What the hell is this thing?
Dominic Green
I'm saying no one did. I knew the people who had the best chance and tried. She was the unobtainable goddess of perky tits.
Jason Carter
Pick one and only one C cup best cup, anywhere between 32-34C is perfect.
Matthew Lewis
This is a fucking outrage
Aiden Wilson
I don't understand, you don't like massive perky tits on small girls?
Zachary James
I implied that those are mutually exclusive things, user. You cant have a pair of D cup or higher breasts be perky, physics dont work like that. Just because she wore sports bras that gave the illusion or perkiness, doesnt make them so.
Asher Cox
alas, such a thing is mere fantasy. not that I mind, though
Wyatt Harris
That's real porn, user. It is evil.
HAHA WHAT WHAT IS THIS
Xavier Turner
That's what made this pair of tits so special, they basically defied the laws of physics to the point where I have never seen such beautiful lumps of fat on anyone else in my life. They were one of kind and haunt a lot of different men to this day.
Aaron Lewis
Sure user, just like the tooth fairy and santa claus. You can take the rose tinted shades off, and face reality, now.
Jason Nelson
Its a video user. An mp4 to be specific. There isn't a game or anything to download.
Carter Gomez
Perky IS best, but anything that doesn't look like it SHOULD be perky is automatically disgusting regardless of whether it is or is not. This is why small (but not necessarily flat) is best.
Adrian Evans
My preferences change faster than the seasons, I can see both sides of this.
Cooper Torres
I'll be honest, that thing looks terrible.
Luis James
Yes, but if it didn't have the awful ass-holes, then it'd look great.
Chase Brown
I like it.
Alexander Kelly
There is a myth that bras actually effect breasts negatively?
Juan Turner
I think the point is to make your ass look less flabby while wearing pants.
Julian Baker
Its meant to emphasize the ass, as to make it appear larger and/or perkier. Its not meant to actually be seen. There's a fuckton of products like this that are meant to emphasize literally every part of the female body.
Ryan Wright
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Logan Ross
that's not a myth; bras make larger breasts sag eventually because they're not forced to develop the musculature required to hold them up naturally.
if she's flat though, obviously she'll never sag and pretty much doesn't even need a bra.
further proof that DFC is superior.
Ayden Scott
Needs one if she wants to wear a sheer top or if it's cold outside.
Jose Green
i repeat: women don't need to wear bras.
dude shut up i want to see some nipples in public!
Elijah Bell
Yeah, I prefer smaller, natural breasts in real life too, but your example there is a wacky anime beat-em-up about magical ninja schoolgirls with mega jugs. You chose the most extreme example possible. Are you actually going for the "muh realism" case here?
Jordan Myers
When it comes to video game physics, we want something satisfying not something "realistic."
Look at any game that has glass shattering physics to see what I mean.
Jayden Cox
This would only be the case if the woman is a lazy shit. If she's going to do any running a bra is necessary to prevent premature sagging.
Juan Lee
Is this a picture of detroit?
Joseph Diaz
The perfect life form
Christian Adams
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Brandon Reed
Oww.
Wyatt Rodriguez
Time to put my training to the test! Here's hoping for no crazy hard dialogue and kanji-usage.
Evan Morris
Cumon pleb this is baby shit Clockwise
Henry Adams
No, nigga, I meant the full doujin. Of course I could read that page.
Kevin Myers
Soon
William Stewart
What do the tags look like on sadpanda? Thats the most important question
Eli Young
Taken from Nhentai since I don't really use the pandas these days, but nothing truly outrageous.
Cameron Morris
Need a typesetter?
Carter Thompson
Totally acceptable and might check it out myself. Does nHentai have its own registry, or does it carry off another site? No bully, been using sadpanda for ages
Jonathan Garcia
They actually did it, the absolute mad men.
Jayden Davis
No clue. I'm pretty casual about my porn. I just use whatever I hear about that has a good selection and ends up being convenient. Tsumino is pretty good too.
Blake Harris
Nope.
Although I suppose the vagina at least won't have teeth that can malfunction and chomp your dick off. That's a plus.
Michael Parker
You ruined sex robots for everyone.
Elijah Rivera
As opposed to the solid bone skull of a real person. What difference does it make?
Nathaniel Butler
The solid bone skull is controlled by a relatively less malfunction-able and hack-able than the robot that is driven by mindless motors.
When the bone skull starts applying too much teeth, the owner of the skull can be reasoned with.
Bentley Torres
At the moment i dont think the intention is for you to put your dick in that mouth. Also the stepper motors they use for the jaw clamping function probably dont have the torque to cause any real damage. Without serious gearing youd be surprised at how weak small steppers are. 15kg is the usual load bearing for hobby actuators.
Luis Carter
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Evan Reed
Calm yourself. It's not finished yet. If you want hard core steppers that can bite off your dick then give it time.
Carson Hall
The word you're looking for is sphere. Hemisphere for that matter.
Jace Young
Its purpose isn't putting your dick in it….
Kevin Cox
It's a robot with a woman's face. At the very least, the manufacturers would be massively negligent to not facilitate the fact that I am going to stick my dick in it.
Cooper Ramirez
I guarantee that they will, when it's finished. It's still in prototype.
Elijah King
You are a man of fine taste. BEST WAIFU
Also, she isn't wearing men's clothing since it used to belong to her master.
Kevin Garcia
this kino meme is out of control
Grayson White
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Brayden Gutierrez
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Mason Mitchell
Kino is the name the main character of the manga that was posted.
Carter Anderson
Too bad it's not a real game.
Justin Young
It's a light novel series, the manga was just a recent thing, it doesn't even adapt the LN accurate enough, making light tweaks to shorten stories, changing character design, etc.
2003 anime did a better job in certain aspects in my opinion.
Nice trips.
James Foster
fuck, didn't mean to double space
Bentley Hughes
everyone laugh at this person for not recognizing Kino
Grayson Morgan
I actually thought it was a manga cover that was posted, turns out its just fan art.
Lincoln Turner
at least call me a nigger for not digging deeper into this after reading posts and threads about this "kino" aesthetic or whatever I've grown tired of seeing this term pic related, it's me
Oliver Miller
There's another?
Kevin Cruz
I thought this only happens in Japanese hentai doujins. It looks like the weird part of anime became real.
Christopher Wright
"Kino" is just the latest slang word. It doesn't have any significant meaning and nobody over the age of 21 uses it.
Alexander Hill
An anime television series adaptation titled Kino no Tabi -the Beautiful World- the Animated Series will premiere in October 2017. It will be animated by Lerche and produced by Egg Firm. The series is directed by Tomohisa Taguchi, with Yukie Sugawara supervising scripts and Ryoko Amisaki designing the characters. Crunchyroll will stream the anime.
Christian Taylor
Kino is just a low-budget filmmaking movement, with occasional avant-garde undertones. There's nothing special or particularly noteworthy about it compared to any other film movement, Holla Forums niggers just like the term for some reason.
Elijah Jackson
Oh I recognize Kino
Charles Murphy
The fuck do you want? A mushy, rubber skull? Is that your fetish ya slut?
Sebastian Ramirez
I want to do this. I don't know why, but I have to do it before I die.
Benjamin Russell
Because flat-chested girls are genetically inferior.
If your waifu is a flat-chested girl then I hope you will fap over her and your childrens' graves because you are weak, your bloodline is weak and you will not survive the winter.
John Hill
You just want to make /cuteboys/ don't you OP?
Michael Rivera
How so? It's not like bigger tits produce more milk or anything else advantageous like that.
Samuel Gutierrez
bitch i'm half irish, i could survive the winter naked
and so could my perfectly flat waifu.
Cameron Gutierrez
Great taste, as proven by your dubs. Reverse traps are far too rare.
Elijah Mitchell
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Nolan King
Potato nigger!
There's a difference.
Luis Ward
Hahaha'! Begone half breed, only when you're so pale that you actually give other people sunburn in summer then you may join the tribe of alcoholics!
Adam Long
They aint boobs they're blebs
Aaron Morris
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Robert Walker
Oh shit same here, I had one of these too, a moody looking blonde, almost too tall but went from nothing to 34Ds in the space of half a year, goddamn, a choir of dicks were aching to break her in but she went unfucked until we left. She also had tit reductions later and the last time I saw her the sort-of-cool sour expression she had in school had etched on her face like chopping board.
Early-pretty ones get tend to get old fast.
Benjamin Ramirez
men will buy into robots with sex bots as the bait just like how they bought into the internet with porn as the bait without realizing what monster they're creating.
Carson Garcia
Do you have any information on which diet can counter this, anons? Its extremely interesting to see the connections.
Cooper Hernandez
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Isaiah Nguyen
If you guys weren't such 2D cucks i'd release nudes of a girl with DDD cups.
Mason Ramirez
you can keep them
Leo Cruz
I'm probably wrong about the size. She has massive cow tits.
Nathaniel Price
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Jaxson Rodriguez
You can keep them, they probably smell like well used men's briefs, with all the sweat and dead skin. 3dpd is fucking gross, lad. Please lurk another 2 years before posting ever again.
Grayson Ramirez
They're weren't originally 3dpd.
We're not getting "freed" from them, they're replacing real people with secretly compromised machines.
Look at all the information selling going on, there is no way they're going to sell us Machine wives without some invasive data mining or surveillance agenda..
Jacob Clark
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Joshua Rodriguez
Fuck those faggots. I want to see tits. 2D, 3D, I give no fucks. Boobs are boobs. That is all that matters.
Nathan Gutierrez
>>>Holla Forums And stay gone
Parker Ortiz
>>>/reddit/
and go jump off a cliff onto a bed of a thousand dicks, you flaming faggot
Gavin Peterson
disgusting
please leave
Jeremiah Lewis
join
you cockboy
Lincoln Jenkins
Need an ice pack for your anus? You get banned off your favorite 3d nude sublebbit and need fap material? Well, that's too bad, this isn't Holla Forums or /s/. Fuck off
Liam Roberts
if you enjoy 3D then you don't belong here
Nathan Murphy
fag
Carson Nelson
ThE WORK OF ONE WhO CONSORTS WITh BEASTS!
Jackson Perez
just go back to reddit already
Nicholas Adams
you say that but your own insults are too funny to actually offend anyone
Jaxson Cruz
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Ethan Cooper
Haha you really crack me up my dude. Go the fuck back to reddit, before you get banned from here as well :^)
Zachary Kelly
Fake tits have been so advertised by the media and porn industry that normalfags don't know what actual tits look like.
Aaron Stewart
I like small tits.
Dylan Murphy
it's spoilered so it won't bother us
Henry Phillips
The women you posted dont bother me, but i am worried about your taste in 3d if you think women with that fucked up of faces pass for fapbait in your life. Do you go to clubs and pick up roasties as well, because muh tiddies? Thanks for coming clean that youre a redditor. Now please go back to your home, and never return to this place.
Christian Young
What you and the rest of the thread need is a bullet to the head.
Aiden Brooks
only like 2 of those pics are good
Michael Roberts
no, but your selection of images makes me think you only just learned how to wank a week and a half ago
Levi Cruz
You are aware you can be filtered, right? Which is what I will have done after posting this, despite your decent taste in tits.
Joseph Phillips
That's kinda hot
Ryan Sullivan
No, not really. Your taste in fapbait is so basic and uninspired, i really have to agree with that you must have started fapping a week or so ago. >>>/reddit/ Also, underage b&, you autist
Josiah Phillips
it's fine because i can't see them as long as i don't click the images
Gabriel Torres
what are you doing down there onii-chan
Noah Ramirez
A man of true taste.
When criticizing someone it might be better to not post furshit, glass houses and such.
Ayden Jones
Also since this is apparently a dedicated lewd shitposting thread I'll leave this here Trigger warning: this is 3DPD, if you're an /a/utist don't bitch if you click it
Andrew Anderson
that's fine, someone will eventually call the mods and get these pics spoilered
Connor Lee
I agree, there is nothing more beautiful than the motherly type
Jonathan Stewart
But how else can i really activate his almonds? Ive gotta see how he likes the bait /ss/ is cute, but kinda pedo tbqh oniifam Thanks for placing yourself into the oven, (((chaim)))
Luis Peterson
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Charles Bennett
Nevermind her disgusting body, that face is hideous. It's fucking ghastly, like she's about to shed her mortal frame and slurp out my soul.
Lincoln Murphy
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Dominic Nguyen
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Christian Nelson
I need the title of this one post-haste, to personally verify for NTRness or something.
Dominic Davis
>>>/reddit/ >>>/noose/ >>>/oven/ They just started airing a mid budget cuckoldry anime just for fags like you, Louie. Cant you, you're wife's children, and your bull go and watch that in peace? The rake awaits you, leaf
Luke White
I can't remember the name but it's about some dad taking away his son's gf, turning her into a slut and I think it ends with his son killing himself as he's kept being sent videos of his gf sying how much she loves cocks. Such a waste of animation.
Jeremiah Morgan
Can't make this shit up.
Jonathan Butler
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Jason Rodriguez
Anything lower isn't a tit. It's just bone, skin, and muscle.
Colton Perry
B cup is still tits in a way A-cups are just buds that can be cute in their own little way unless the person is over 23
Brody Ortiz
sauce on third pic?
Luke Reyes
dunno the cups but i got to get a grope of a girl who was like 27 who had pretty small breasts, felt great, made me a believer in flat (but not loli). no i didn't fuck her, full story is lame
I'd definitely take smallish breasts on a good frame than way too big breasts for sure though
Evan Howard
here's enough images to help in reverse image searching
Mason Reed
I stopped once he got the dick out.
Isn't it the opposite? I thought that bras made tits more rounded because they got the support whereas the lack of bras or of improper size cause sagging.
Daniel Cooper
well that was easy, thanks.
Chase Rivera
I said 23 from experience that most flat-chested women I knew turned into SJWs or snowflake WACKY RANDOM XD sluts
It was one of the best things 2012 had to offer
Caleb Miller
I share your pain.
Nathan Moore
large breasted women i've known tend to never shut the fuck up about their boobs cuz like many women they have no personality beyond their looks
women are difficult fucking creatures
Brandon Perry
Such a fucking waste. I will show you.
Gavin Morales
Bras do the lifting for you, so women who have small/medium size tits wont develop the muscle for keeping them up, leading tk gross sag later. This is moot point for cowtits, as they are so heavy that a woman cant develop the muscle needed without getting /fit/ first
You feel it too, don't you?
Charles Cox
Why is there so much of this? Is it because of nisemonogatari?
Easton Murphy
Women with big tits tend to flaunt them and humblebrag about how much suffering their big tits give them. Women with smaller tits have massive inferiority complexes about them. I was involved with a girl once who had something like mid Bs, they were totally acceptable and fit her frame to a T. They were absolutely fine but no matter how much I told her not to worry about them, I could tell it was a giant insecurity she held for her entire life. I think she was picked on when puberty hit and other chicks started growing. I also found out later that he first boyfriend at sixteen was some spic who later got hooked on coke, and then some time after that an even worse thug, and both suggested she get a boob job, which didn't help with her complex.
Caleb Myers
I got sick of that shit ten years ago
Luke Sanders
UHGUHUAHAH BACK HURT AH OOF AHH MEN LOOK AT MY BREASTS AH OOF
also true, two girls i tried to date would never shut the fuck about their breasts, but at least one of them let me touch her lovely small breasts, it helped she had a pretty good body on her too which made it better
Levi Davis
the example you gave was perfect, I'm adopting that into my vernacular
Luis King
I hate to tell you user but that is facebook lingo.
Gabriel White
I already have those saved. the lack of teeth brushing is to make sure she brushed it right before getting the dental floss.
Large breasted women can also be sjws but will not bring it up so they don't get called out for hypocrisy.
This, they forget that bigger tits are more likely to get breast cancer and sag.
You understand my pain too
Camden Diaz
that's more normalfag tier vocabulary and it's a bit old by now too. although I cannot remember the last time I even heard it, it's literally been years. You don't see it used here because the normalfags know about it, but I couldn't really think of a better descriptor than that.
Jayden Foster
Excuse me while i hang myself in the garage with an extension cord
Easton Edwards
Brushing a little girls teeth is intrinsically erotic. It is one of the ultimate expressions of love you can do for her, right up there along with combing her hair, choosing her outfit, or letting her learn makeup techniques by using your body. The sheer intimacy of these acts, things she will do with nobody but you, shows implicit and absolute trust. It is the strongest method possible for giving a man heartboners (and real ones too.)
Normalfags need not apply.
Jacob Cruz
nah m8 what you just posted is ryona tier.
Angel Collins
There aren't any muscles in tits, my dude. After looking it up, though, it appears that the only way to exercise your tits is through stimulation and bouncing them up and down when running. If your a sow who doesn't exercise, your tits will turn down regardless of whether you wear a bra or not.
Connor Myers
Reposting.
Jack Gray
that teeth brusing is too intense, I like it slow and cute. remember to brush in circular motions and not ignore the molars.
Chase Garcia
you disgust me
Adrian Lopez
fug
Jonathan Russell
Anatomy, dude. You don't understand what he's talking about. He's saying anything less than a B cup isn't a tit, it's just skin, bone, and muscle. Muscle meaning the pectoral muscle, the same exact muscle men have. Women's tits lie over their pectorals. If you take a girl to the gym, and she's a good B or C size, you can increase her cup size by making sure she benches and gets enough protein.
t. /fit/izen who's trained a couple girls in the gym
Cameron Myers
i saw a good post about that on halfchan /h/
Jaxon Foster
aw 8be368 actually left
Jace Wilson
Sometimes it can be a little rough. Sometimes it's gentle and easygoing. It's fluid like that.
Chase Foster
Nice try, Schlomo.
Dominic King
Women have pectoral muscles, hence why I said that there's pretty much nothing but muscle once you start getting lower than C, but the actual tit is composed of fat, milk ducts, etc. Muscle != tit. It can increase your bust, but it's not tit.
Brody Jones
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Cameron Wilson
Oops, fucked up reply.
Nathan Rivera
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Ryan Harris
i like big boobs and i like lolis. what do
David Moore
this is why i wish i had a monster dong
Levi Powell
And i bet you enjoy interracial porn because jamal has a big dong, right? I dunno if youre a vorgin, but having s long dong is a waste tbh. Good quality pussy cant take more than 8, and that is pushing it. If your bitch can take 9 or more without a problem, she is a loose sow whom has had too many niggers break the pussy.
Jaxson Ramirez
embrace it. aras give birth to lolis who grow up into aras and birth more lolis. it's the circle of life
Caleb Jones
i just like girls huh? and life. i feel kind of proud thank you.
Adam Lee
Most women can only handle 6 or 7 inches, so you can get it all in and get full satisfaction. Even the loosest women start to max out at 8 inches.
t. 9 inches
Matthew Turner
i know but if i had a bit longer than average i'd probably be more confident with women.
Juan Robinson
Nonsense and blasphemy.. Lolis can birth lolis. Aras don't need to be in the picture.
Christian Sanders
This is precisely where we need to break the cycle. I believe in the power of mankind. If we all raise our voices in fury, we can do this.
Angel Foster
This is pure degeneracy. You should be gassed for this.
Jaxson Kelly
You should feel ashamed for having that saved.
Leo Thompson
apparently storks dont need to be in the picture either. i have no idea whats going on. shes laying babies like theyre eggs
Wyatt Reyes
holy christ is that the most disgusting thing i've seen in recent memory I'm just gonna go ahead and preemptively strike your "lol i trol u" defense, no, that shit won't fly here. seriously, what the fuck, get your head checked
Jaxson Ortiz
The fuck do you think average is? Last i looked at stats, 5.5-6 is average for adult men. also makes the point that women can only take 6-7 inches. If you need confidence, get fit. It will make you feel better. And, if youre a fatty, your dick will be a bit longer due to the fat in your pubic reigon decreasing.
Disgusting. She died after giving birth btw, her body isnt built to take that sort of stress.
Cameron Brooks
what a bunch of pussies
Grayson Martinez
The majority of male porn stars top with the "massive" dongs top out at 7 inches or so. It's all smoke, mirrors, and hyperbole.
Oliver Parker
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James Gomez
There will be the day we don't need to age past 35. once they reach 70, women just feel more and more tired until we just sleep forever instead of being ugly old hags.
Old men though, are the future.
Carter Hughes
You're a little bitch, aren't you?
Yeah it is disgusting but look what a fucking gay reaction you get.
Noah Baker
i'm working on it, but something i fear that prevented me from getting sex the one time i had a chance was this dread that the chick i was almost with had some one with a better dong than mine or even uses a vibrator frequently
Jace Murphy
If she's had better dick or killed her sensitivity with vibrators, she's a whore so who cares about her feelings.
Isaiah Garcia
This. Unleash your hidden penis by burning that fat off. Man is proportionally larger than most other mammals and all other primates quite, but the fat hides it.
Aiden Young
Because no one likes disgusting flat chest aside from pedos and closet fags
Asher Ward
says the user who's somehow outdone me in reaction to nothing but text, kek free one hand from your dildo so you can pat yourself on the back, faggot
it's pretty easy to be bothered by those sorts of things, but there's nothing you can do about it, it's the equivalent of jumping at shadows. The best way to avoid that is not to bang sluts or whores, the ones who rode the carousel are pretty easy to spot (and most of them did). If you're going to fuck one of them anyway, this may sound counter intuitive but you use them. Girls respond to guys who have confidence in bed, which in many cases if you're dealing with a sloot means you fuck her only keeping your own satisfaction in mind. Don't ask or give a shit about how she's doing, you do what you want to do and enjoy it, as long as it's not unreasonably deviant.
Hudson Howard
i know i'm just having trouble conquering that, it doesn't help i have a hard time meeting women at all with my current job and stuff
Jeremiah Butler
Meeting whore IRL is a roll of the dice anyways. Ask yourself this question: am I looking to get my dick wet, or am I looking for a companion/possible mate? The former? Use your fucking hand or an onahole. Seriously user, as Donald Fagen said in Babylon Sister, "it's just a spasm…" The latter? This is where you use the skill that everyone told you about in life, but chose to ignore: critical thinking. Use your critical thinking skills to discern a proper mate from the trash. Now, I can hear you already WRONG. If you are a virgin, for the love of god, cherish and protect that. Whores will laugh at you, but a proper mate will find that very virtuous and shows discipline. Remember, user: courting is as much a game as vidya. Youve gotta utilize everything in your bag of tricks to find the best one. Sage for offtopic and mobileposting, have a YTPMV
Andrew Butler
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Samuel Young
I think you mean to say children.
Landon Perez
children are fucking gay
Gabriel Sanchez
I'm not sure if the top or bottom pics are worse.
William Young
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Julian Turner
The way the shadow is blurred and grained by the camera resolution makes her neck look like it's covered in hair, i can't not see that now
Nathaniel Robinson
Part of me believes we need to have like 2-3 partners in our life before figuring out how we ourselves operate in a relationship as well though, thats just kind of an open thought regarding seeking a partner
Gabriel Morales
That is your NPC programming, user. Losing your virginity to a whore is a losing bet. Ic you find a good mate, you both will lesrn about each other's quirks and how to act with each other. Take it slow, you fucking autist virgin. Your hand can do everything a whore can do, and it doesnt suck your soul for attention and material goods.
Joshua Ortiz
having 2-3 girl harem sounds nice, although I'd be wary of jealousy, infighting among them and how much my wallet could take it.
Ian Johnson
I just realized the only realistic way this ever works is if you get in good with a single mother. What a horrid thought. Truly a living nightmare.
Then again, I suppose you could be so manly, so motherfucking chad-stud, that you go for the pump-and-dump on the mother, miraculously get the daughter in on it as well, and then take off for greener pastures the day after. A herculean task, to be sure.
Alexander Ramirez
It's a dream that will never be true but that's what dreams and VR are for
Justin Wright
I don't necessarily disagree with you but i just worry that the nature of women means we should be ready to drop the fuck out of them and maybe try the field a little differently
Aiden Gutierrez
Women actually have to get surgery to reduce their size when it gets like that, i imagine it is not fun.
Blake Hernandez
And now you're cucking someone? Pretty degenerate onii-fam. Face it man, the only morally responsible way a oyakodon works is by courting/fucking a single mother. A fate worse than death. I just realized the mother could have been widowed young. I guess there is a way!
I wouldn't take too much stock in (((common knowledge))) like that.
Tyler Edwards
some do it by choice, others don't if it gets them money. just look at Hitomi Tanaka, although it's coming ata price as she wants to get married but is already looking more alien than she usually does.
single mothers are cute only in 2D. Dad's aren't for cucking, dads are for bbq dinners, fixing garages and cars while mowing the lawn
Easton Morales
you can't cuck a dead guy
Isaiah Reyes
There is a difference between a single mother by choice, and a single mother by being widowed. One has a (in these days) minuscule chance of not being a whore.
So, in the realm of fairy tales and unicorns and shit, there is a chance, however slim, of a single mother not being an absolute negative. In that chance is where the oyakodon dream lies.
Liam Reed
Any woman born in burgerland after 1950 has strong chances of being a programmed NPC whore. If you dont like those odds, wait for waifubots and get your fill there. What do you hope to gain by romancing a whore in modern day? Experience with subhuman filth and skewed worldviews? More NPC programming to ensure you become a drone? Where is the value in giving time and energy to whores in modern day? Your non arguments and soft agreeing gives a sociopathic vibe, user. Work on that, first and foremost. No proper woman wants to date a sociopath, ever. Let's say your dream wifu is browsing this thread right now. From reading the posts by your id (0b1a4a), do you think they'd be interested in you? Webm related
Leo Davis
Very true. Also, outside of their husband tragically dying, single moms almost always have crippling issues you want to stay far the fuck away from, as well as highlighting the fact that they are bad decision makers. Ask them if their baby's daddy was a good man. If the answer is no, they have shit taste in men, wanted to fuck some chad because he was hot, and accidentally got knocked up while riding the cock carousel. If the answer is yes, she's even worse because she's a woman chasing after her impulses who got bored with a good guy and essentially betrayed him. In both cases, she is prioritizing her own wants and feelings over the wellbeing of her child, considering how damaging single motherhood is to children. Albeit I'm sure that fact escapes a whole lot of women, what with the "wow single mothers so brave" bullshit that gets vomited by the media.
Ryder Thompson
what made you want to get that off your chest?
Juan Powell
He has a point. Single mothers are complete trash whom only care for themselves.
John Harris
there's an user ITT who is seriously considering sleeping with the clubslut type in order to get experience under his belt. Safe to say some things you can't take for granted in regards to what people do, don't, and should know. Even worse than that would be going after a single mother. It's a simple honest warning to anyone who isn't already aware that single mothers – especially the flirty ones – are extremely bad news and to stay far away.
Logan Martin
i thought he just wanted to get a quickie not to get into a serious relationship.
David Collins
Literally nothing wrong with this, if used solely as a learning experience for later. Men are expected, and should have experience so as to take the lead. That practice has gotta come from somewhere, and it's tradition to get it from the loose whores no sane man will marry. Though the opposite -exploring yourself with your waifu- isn't wrong.
I didn't read that anons posts fully because he sounded like a faggot, but as long as he's doing the pump-and-dump method on bar sluts and shit, just to get some experience, then I see no wrong. If he's thinking about "dating" those types though he needs to cut his balls off right now.
Julian Myers
You should read the posts, lad. He wants to 'date' them. Nice digits, but ffs fucking read sometimes lad. Pump and dump if youre a virgin is a waste. He should keep his chaste, fap, and improve his personality/get fit. Maybe if he made friends on /fit/ and got some /fit/izen buddies, he couls get enough social experience to not be an axe murderer tier autist when he does find one.
James Nelson
That's just it, even for nothing but fucking they're a bad idea. They could very well be an excellent lay, but it comes with a price most times. Your run of the mill sloot knows both of you just want sex, she isn't looking for attachment either. The single mom is, always, even when she tries lying to herself and other people about it, it's just the maternal instincts kicking in. Usually they're already a half broken person, and trying to use a single mom for sex only is a minefield best avoided. They say don't stick your dick in crazy, and single moms, generally speaking, are a notch or two just below that. They want security for themselves and their kid(s), and they'll try to latch onto any guy willing to sleep with them. It's also a bit of a vicious feedback loop, because the more she tries to latch onto guys, the more they get scared off by it, which makes her desperate and panicky, which makes her want to latch on harder, before her good looks wear off.
That was longer than I meant it to be but you get the idea. Rule of thumb, simply avoid them regardless.
Josiah Walker
disgusting
Jack Russell
there isn't but part of me desires it ya know. you're right though my shit isn't together
Ryan Moore
Is this what being an NPC is? You can try to live your own life, but your programming won't let you truly? I weep to see anons like you fall to programming. Maybe in the next life, you wont be an NPC. If you say that fucking shakespeare line, i will shoot you. Love, as man once knew it, is long dead. If you want experience with romance or love, read a VN or a play a dating sim like love plus. Hell, read vanilla hentai. That will give you more romantic love than any 3d will, m8
Angel Perez
where did i say this
Zachary Gutierrez
Truly is there anything better than /ss/? Especially with both mother and sister.
You should be proud of your good taste
Owen Lopez
Maybe in our next lives, we will actually get laid.
I want to shut down my biological mating clock without killing myself.
Carson Reyes
I was humoring the notion. So you SERIOUSLY just want your dick wet? If youre this programmed, go buy a hooker and catch a VD. You'll get the 'experience' youre longing for, which is no different than your hand.
Jack Hughes
Romance may be dead, but bits of it still live in some hard to find places. you mostly have to be lucky though, get them while you're still in highschool, where everyone is forced to interact with other people and not seclude themselves or stay among their own peers
Lucas Fisher
Find a desperate woman of your own race and breed. If she is really pathetic, she will have an unconditional love once you knock her up and you dont skip town.
Sebastian Collins
i used to thing this but then i got hot and heavy with a chick once. yes its just the chemicals in my head giving me a hard time but it takes a lot more jacking off than it used to to make em fuck off
and i'd kinda just like to go on a date and shit again ya know its been ages
Christian Wilson
Are you listening to yourself right now? You sound like a butthurt robot virgin. Just go to /r9k/ to bitch aboyt being a virgin. Im gonna shoot from the hip here, you probably blogpost on 4am as well, dont you?
Zachary Perry
nah, i used to visit but they we're too circle jerky for me
Hunter Hughes
whats wrong with him venting? there's a point in where talking to yourself doesn't work. 4AM and /r9k/ is dead so he has to resort doing it in a derailed thread about tits
Connor Cox
nah he's right i shoulda dropped it
Dylan Collins
Dude, do you take depression medicine or anything like that? If so, firstly: stop it. Second: get your test up. Third: play vidya you enjoy, and fap to hentai if you feel the need. Just read vanilla shit and youll get turned on enough to get over whatever impotence youre having from being a cuck. I'm not trying to bust your balls—I'm lying, yes I am—but come on. Have some pride in yourself and do what is right. The easy way out if always the worst decision.
4 am isnt delete on sight, that blighted cesspool of /r9k/ rejects need a permaban. Also that image is disgusting, what sort of fucking anatomy is that?
Isaac Lee
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Brody Reyes
holy fuck no, i don't want some jew medicine ruining my dick or some shit just because i feel sad and lonely occasionly. don't worry i'm working out and doing all the other health shit, i got a job i got games and other hobbies its just my consistent failures with women fucked up my idiot head i guess
Anthony Cooper
If you're using self-depreciating humor unironically and bemeaning yourself online, there's something still wrong. Im not gonna pry into that, but mediatate on yourself and find out what is fucking with you. Face it, own up to it, get over it, and move on with life. I have watched too many people i know fuck thier lives up over some autistic shit they cant get over, and reach JUST levels of cuckery. Maybe try something constructive, like painting?
Anthony Wilson
whats wrong with being able to see your own flaws and laugh at them?
Gabriel Anderson
To laugh at your own faults is fine, on a personal basis. To say it publicly, shows a cry for attention and validation. You may conciously think it is ironic, or funny. It is actually a subconcious cry for help or attention. Your posting style says a lot about yourself, user, and i doubt you even realize it.
Wyatt Myers
dumblr, normalfags and memer beaners try to use self deprecation as a defense mechanism or as WACKY LEL HUMOR. it's like those comics where the author's self insert tryies to be happy but le ironic personifications of their problems kick in and they use it as an excuse to not get out of bed in the morning
Brayden Bailey
i started trying to teach myself some drawing lately actually, a bit weebish but i wanna capture that look and especially colors of 80s scifi anime in something i made myself really badly so i figured i'd start learning.
despite having a bad attitude i try to occupy a lot more of my free time with hobbies now so i don't have as much idle time just browsing Holla Forums without even responding. figure even video games are better than purely idle entertainment. even for most of this thread i was posting during down times in a game
its a thin line between having a laugh at yourself and coming off as completely devoid of confidence. women don't seem to care much for it even though they all make fun of themselves constantly
Juan Taylor
I know a guy who does that a lot, and he has extremely low self-esteem.
Oliver Gutierrez
Okay, so you are doing something with your time. Sort your shit out more and ignore getting pussy, ffs. Dont fall for the /soc/ meme, it isnt worth it by any length.
Grayson Kelly
okay, thanks for telling me how it really is peta.
Jackson White
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Chase Butler
yeah i realized i was doing that and had to cut it out because even goofing off in a game and using Holla Forums on the side is more fulfilling
lethargy is the ultimate mindkiller
Dylan Russell
You'll grow up some day, kids.
Dominic Lopez
This really shows prejudice guys, maybe you're just in denial that you can't git gud at life? Take it from a winner, i make your average hentai doujins come true.
Cameron Martinez
Leave, and take your disgusting 3D cowtits with you.
Xavier Davis
okay, spergo. The reasons doujins work is because theyre 2D. I can say the same to you, you filthy liar Back to >>>/reddit/ with you, fag
Benjamin Mitchell
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Leo Hill
Do you enjoy being bullied on the internet, reddit-kun?
Aiden Brooks
The fact i enjoy being bullied online doesn't mean anything for the sake of the argument!