Holla Forums jokes

You play so slow that you make Half-Life Episode 3's release date seem fast.

what if marios mushrooms were drugs lol

you're a massive faggot and this has virtually nothing to do with video games.

Anthony Burch is more impressive than you are. Get out.

Calling this thread a shitpost is an insult to shit itself.

Go and stay go.

Dude, what if animals swore n shit, man. That would make for such a good game, man.

My only good vidya joke will always be:
"Your momma is so fat chain lightning hits her TWICE."
Now I said it mods can close this thread.

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haha what if i went into some1s house and broke all theyre shit and stole stuff just like in rpgs like zelda xd theyed call the cops XD

The real joke is that we're all still here

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Now we're talking

"I've seen French school girls shoot better."

"If you were a Pokemon they'd have to implement a new way to catch Trubbish."

This thread

That one's pretty good.

If you were a pokemon they'd have to it make a "Fat Ball" just for you.

Your dubs are so pathetics, people went back to wanting subs.

You're so fucking lame, not even bubsy wants you.

This is a good one.

Otacuck.

Your joke falls flatter than lightnings tits.

I'd call you a Holla Forums joke, but you're clearly not from here.

How did the gay developer make his game so quickly? He had the help of is aides.

At least people like jokes.

hahaha! aw fuck nigga, this was a funny one.

Your jokes are so bad, even 8-4 wouldn't use them.

Your comeback is so dead, even EA is impressed.

Make like a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and get out of here.

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The cake is a lie

Make like Klonoa and get fucked.

You're shitting out jokes like Yoshi poos out eggs.
At least when Yoshi does it I can say haha.
I don't know if Yoshi feels embarrassed when he does it, but you definitely should

Is that what she used to look like? 3D NEVER

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rolling

Not everyone is as gay as you, dubsman.

Nice dubs. What's up with these new rolling images I've been seeing around? They're pretty shit. Who the hell would want to roll for them?


These are good. Rolling.

It's probably the result of people falling for the gay/trap meme.

Does this mean I get results from both roulettes?

I'm going to roll at the speed of sound.

I'm not constipated unlike you. I have style, I have grace, but you, you have nothing but an unfunny craze.

rolling

It doesn't take augmented vision to see you're pathetic.

shit table

rolling

Sweet

No but here is some baby furry porn!

roll

Larry is not for sexual.

rollan

Shit images tbh

rolling

Hey, wait a minute….

vintage post.

Kill yourself my man

There's an American election joke in there somewhere

Let's do this.

W-what the fuck is tiny tank?