Who else is getting the Switch just to play Splatoon 2? I'm going to do a metric fucking shit load of labor for my neighbors to get enough shekels to buy it.
Best girl is Marina. Pearl is cute, but to me personally she seems like one of those nasty little ankle-biter types, like an angry human midget.
If you think about it, a Marina is a harbor, right? The other girl is named Pearl. Jesus fucking Christ, Nintendo. Way to be subtle.
In french Marina is apparently named Coralie. I'm not sure how significant that is in consideration of the pearl harbor reference, but that's how it is.