4 AM

New Edgar Wright movie.

Morning friends
I found my 64gb vita card. In the litter box. StepStep brother was oozing of existential when I enquired why it was there.
Luckily it still works fine after some cleaning, and my Step brother is buying the one I got to replace it. His xbone is mine until he gives me $150 cash.
His dad 'bought my chores off me until he's earned enough.

Lascannons from Space Marine

Do we still need this verification shit?

What the fuck? Did your cat eat it?
I think the joke is on you

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TimeSplitters 2

I'm getting real tired of my coworker's bullshit; she keeps slowing us down during dinner because of her stupid candy crush addiction. She'll break away to a corner just to play the damn thing, and then she'll bitch about how she's too busy and doesn't have enough time to take a break. Boss won't do anything 'cause they're friends.

shieeeettt monica but s/o to da spartan laser too tho monica tbh

i h8 firework niggas fam tbh

i should play dat

It wasn't in shit, so I don't think so. I never claimed my Step brother is bright.
I don't intend to do anything with the xbone anyways, it's sitting in a box in line of sight to his room to let him suffer until I'm compensated.

oosh tbh fam

You sonyggers aren't very smart.

Yeah this verification shit is annoying. I'm going.

night buddy, good luck

Did he ever use the xbone at all?

I love watching shit burn when they set off the fireworks. One year i was here, they set if off in the desert and it just turned into a big bonfire. Another time they set it off at the fair grounds and it started burning some buildings across from it. I think that was the year they made it illegal too.

henlo retards

Imo best console of last gen and I paid less for the vita than I did for the memory card

He plays Minecraft and Ark (I think) on it religiously and uses it as his Netflix machine

Metal Slug is the only game I've played that I can think of off the top of my head with laser guns.

peace god

hi unni

in mah state, u can buy em legal but dey make u sign somethin sayin you won't let em off in state. dumbest shit i eva heard of

Just alternating between cleaning out my exhentai favorites (because sometimes I favorite stuff from the tags and thumbnails, then never read it) and fooling around in Silent Storm. This mission's a real bitch. Attacking a German factory but they have a lot of soldiers and I swear they just keep coming out of the woodwork to ambush me from every different direction. It's tough.

How old is he? Why would he play that shit with a controller

Thats just fucking retarded

He's 13 and I don't think either games can be played on a mac.
We're talking about a kid who stashed stolen goods in a litterbox instead of his room or the garbage or something less retarded

yo he did hide it in da last place u looked tho tbh

So, he stole the memory card and hid it in the litterbox?

mostly just stopping in to say hi to you cunts, i wanted to bitch and moan but i'll save it for another time

Real talk, if you bagged it up first, a litterbox is a clever place to hide something. I grew up with nosy siblings (who had sticky fingers) and you get good at hiding things where they won't look. One of my favourite spots was my dirty laundry pile. See, it's not necessarily an obvious spot, like a drawer, closet, or under the mattress. Nobody thinks to look under your cummy boxers. If it's something smaller, you can put it in a sandwich baggie and hide it in an empty fast food cup.

well thats too bad bcuz i DONT want to say hi to YOU

Of course I'm losing control. I've lost control to the point where I lose my ability to sleep at night. Been through a lot of shit in the past few months, mostly through a difficult classload and interpersonal problems. Fuck, I had to stop a suicide a few months ago and it keeps replaying for me to the point where I can't even close my eyes some instances. Tonight is one of those nights.

Oh, and I'd probably say Fallout New Vegas, but I'm pretty sure i can find a better example. I've been replaying it lately.

He would have gotten away with it if he actually bothered to do his chores, too.

He refuses to admit it, but he's the only one in there besides the cat obviously and he has the motive to do something like that.

Morning to you too

I'll be keeping this in mind.

Night anons.

He a lazy asshole then. I was never too good on my chores, but i never tried to steal and be lazy at the same time

It's all about thinking outside the box, man. It needs to be something that's always there, so they won't notice it suddenly appearing, but that they wouldn't think to look in. Dirty clothes, empty cups, socks, inside a book if it's thin enough.

kissey

shieeet das real family, anything u could do to relax monica?

i hid lsd inside walt whitman's leaves of grass on an int'l flight tbh monica

Books are a good one, I have a small rainy day fund leafed into a couple of old 40k codexes, might have to find some new places to put stuff he might try to nick though.

Later

Nice. I mostly hid drinks, condoms, and USB drives. Socks and cups are great for the latter, laundry's perfect for bottled sodas and such. Condoms can be hidden in a lot of places. I was so happy when they grew out of their "sneaking into my room and taking my things" phase. It wasn't even embarrassing things, they would just take whatever.

I keep a couple hundred bucks inside an old books. Mostly to hide it from myself because I'm a compulsive spender. But if I have to go to the effort of getting at the book and taking the money out, I just won't bother. It's like hiding my keys when I'm drunk. I know where they are but I'm too lazy to go get them.

Do you even professionalism? Jesus!

ye mah parents was triflin af too monica dey wuz always lyk y u sellin crak rok out da window to deez dam fiends boi

BUT A NIGGA JUS KEPT SLANGIN

My mom was like that too. Way too overprotective. She took my door away once because I got upset that my cat died. Just no fucking bedroom door for a week.

Anime makes me emotional. Why?

unresolved issues

Aright, so then how do I identify and resolve these issues?

You very easily get emotionally invested in anime?

wut essactly makin u emotional dawg? is it scenes w/ parents, people parting from each otha, relyin on each otha? wut stimulus givin u dat response monica

CHECKED

Finding what points of the anime are causing the emotions would be a good start, Satan

Yeah. Basically this show for little girls makes me emotional. I think it's because the main character has a well meaning heart of gold that is fueled by noble, yet innocently selfish, intentions, and she ultimately channels this and acquires greatness. The central message is, "don't ever give up on your dreams, if you genuinely believe in yourself and you work hard it's possible to find your place in the universe and ultimately be satisfied with your achievements" Fuck me if I don't still believe that bullshit, even in the face of this unforgiving and chaotic world we live in.

Help.

i kno dat feel thoooo

Yeah well fuck me, there are no main characters in the real world. Your story is a microcosm of your part in another, larger, central story that holds no biases for any given individual, and the world itself is an emotionless and chaotic series of random events that deals favor and retribution in equal measure and without warning. It is illusory, it is nothing more than temporary emotional fortitude that serves to comfort the young and unknowing child into a state of mediocrity.

You are not special, fuck you. I am not special, fuck me.

Halo because plasma rifle in the original was over powered. What does "checked" even mean? also too many nights awake in a row. I lost count now. How is this not a robot now making these 4am threads?

What's the problem?

You guys ever get that feeling where your mind feels like it's going tremendously fast? Like it's traveling on it's own, the fucker is going forward 90 miles an hour and while it's traveling it's turning around completely at a 360 degree angle and you're so caught up with it's spherical motion that it disembodies you, makes you dizzy and then you forget that you live in reality and need to snap back into it. That's been happening a lot to me lately, I would be sitting down at a restaurant with friends and family and someone will try to talk to me and snap me out of it. But for the time nobody will be talking to me, my mind is just accelerating to the point where there are so many words and thoughts being repeated back at me over and over, I just can't think straight. I don't do drugs or take medication. I do stay up until 6 AM because of my infliction, and I get less sleep because of it, but that's the only notably unhealthy thing that permeates my lifestyle. aside from me being currently unemployed It seems to be negated by talking to people, but it still occurs, it's just slowed down. Sometimes it goes so fast that it starts to physically hurt my head and I feel like I have to lie down.

New Vegas I think. Or Sins of a Solar Empire, if giant spaceships with laser gun batteries count.

Oh shit I didn't mean for my post to be that long. Sorry y'all.

fam u gotta slow down, deep breafs, try to relax yo scalp tbh. sumn lik a heatin pad or sum shit monica tbh stress'll kill you monica

Feed me AJ Styles and Gay Community memes