Hey all, happy (two weeks belated) Valentine's! I've got both of the Valentine's books to share with you all, though this one is a fair bit shorter than the others. Also when I do the second book it'll be something new- one of the kid Amelia books! Anyways, let's get into it :D>"Valence time? I can't say I know much about physics sir..."
Amelia Bedelia Storytime!
Luke Martinez
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Justin Hughes
>>129035967I'll admit I've been busy (and rushed) so the puns, where I can think of them, are lacking, sadly.>"Oh, you want to be my *Valentine*? Are you sure martyrdom is wise, user?"
Easton Thomas
>>129036000>"Queue bid? ...Sir, have you been on eBay again?"
Adam Sanchez
>>129036027>"You want me to be your sweetheart? Sounds awfully unhealthy, sir."
Henry Murphy
>>129036052Right, I also managed to scan the little flip-out pages for this one, sorry for missing those last thread. >"Candy hearts? I've heard of candied bacon and honey ham... I suppose I could try!"
Lucas Turner
>>129036093>"You asked for some rose buds so I went to the garden and introduced myself, but they were awfully quiet... No friends there, I'm afraid."
Jack Barnes
>>129036108>"A secret mirer!? Has he been the one muddying up the yard?"
Brandon Brown
>>129036137>"Chair rubs? I suppose they could do with another coat of varnish..."
Luis Robinson
>>129036169>"Arrows? Sounds like a prickly name for a god of love..."
Jonathan Brooks
>>129036188>"Love birds? Of course I do, user- I mean you always ask about my tits, you should know this!"
Samuel Baker
>>129036208>"You're smithin with me? Why, I'd love to!"
Ian Myers
>>129036230>"Rome ants? Were they who got Saint Valentine?"
Dylan Russell
>>129036250>"'Moonstruck', user? Did they put up a new probe or something?"
Aaron Cruz
>>129036208Amelia, NO! You can't marry a little girl, you pedo!
Lincoln Richardson
>>129036278>"Bee trove? user, we already have plenty of honey, why don't we finish that first?"
Austin Thomas
>>129036309>"You, a door, me? I suppose you could help me replace the hinges, if you'd like..."
Samuel Sullivan
Holy shit, why is Amelia such a whore?
Jacob Adams
>>129036324>"You want to be my buoy friend? Are you sure a sailor's life suits you, user?"
Juan Lee
>>129036350>"De-sire? Are we killing the king?!"The end (for a bit)! A lot shorter than the other books, I know, but hopefully it was fun! I'll sit by for a while before posting the next book :)>>129036296>"A little gurl? I can't say I've heard any howling... And what's this about pea doughs?"
Bentley Walker
>>129036278>Amelia /trash/ crossoverit's been waaaaay too long since last thread.>>129036350>hearts are meant to be sharedAmelia supports organ harvesting?
Christian Robinson
>>129036387>discover how her literal approach to love wins a variety of new friends.Much higher success at making friends for an autistic woman than Entrapta.
Ayden Brooks
>>129036464>it's been waaaaay too long since last threadIt always feels like that haha though I'm always happy for a new one to start :D>Amelia supports organ harvesting?Organ transplants would make more sense, though we may never know what designs lie behind those eyes
Carson Nelson
Luke Morales
And a little something I commissioned for this thread :)
Levi Sanders
Alexander Adams
Jason Evans
>>129038993Amelia should do her job with bare legs and feet.
Gabriel Miller
>>129040134>"With bear legs *and* feet? Seems a bit cruel, sir..."
Luis Davis
I like the image of user getting Amelia to say she loves him and she realizes what she did after saying it.
Robert Brown
>>129040157I like that one a lot too :)
Justin Walker
>>129040147>Amelia thinks the Second Amendment is the right to cruelly harvest bear arms"No law respecting an establishment of religion, sir? It will hurt a lot people's feelings if they pass a law disrespecting it instead..."
Zachary Johnson
>>129038561oh god my heart
Elijah Bell
>>129035967witnessed, Amelia came back again so I have
Luke Jackson
>>129040365>Amelia somehow plopped on a Supreme Court bench by pure chance, luck, and/or misfortune>Now has to carefully and deliberately weigh constitutional law and all of its intricacies>>129040492Glad to have you back! :D
Blake Sanders
not yet
David Wood
>>129041071not yet what
Aiden Allen
Evan Thomas
Carter Turner
Isaiah Wilson
>>129042764Catch up on the laundry, Amelia. You're behind.
Adrian Hall
Isaiah Jones
>>129038561Peculiar. I usually barely give a fuck about pops stuff, but that's a pretty neat Amelia.
Kayden Bennett
>>129043623Yeah, he does great stuff!
Kevin Ramirez
>>129044084
Christian Martinez
Hudson Robinson
Nathaniel Harris
I want Amelia to give me a rusty trombone.
Kevin Adams
dead thread kek
Nathan Williams
Amelia be my wife
Jacob Ward
>>129046441
Easton Hill
>>129046705Not if I have anything to say about it.And I do.
Jayden Morris
>>129046993>no bonnetnot muh/10It's a good start though.>>129047049Wait a minute, I don't recall seing that one before.
Christopher Clark
>>129047075>I don't recall seing that one beforeI just made it. I try to draw at least one thing for all Amelia threads.
Leo Long
>>129036387I would pull back her flaps if you know what I mean.
Jaxon Mitchell
>>129047091>I just made it.Noice. I love your artstyle, it's so cute.
Jayden Thomas
>>129044921God I love these
Wyatt Turner
>>129046993>>129047049Cute!! Thank you both for contributing :D>>129046705Even I have to sleep, though the threads for Amelia are a lot slower than others and do involve a lot of just bumping>>129047110>"Pull back the flaps?! user that would be really irresponsible while we're landing!"
Liam Lee
>>129048192I never found out who the artist any help?
Isaiah Adams
>>129048618pixelhate/pixxxelCuriously enough, I randomly clicked on his tag on rule34.xxx earlier today and the collection is woefully lackluster. It only has like half of his Amelia pics and none of the Ongezellig pics. At least the Mary Dahl series was there.
Thomas Collins
>>129048618The artist for these ones is pixelhat/pixxxel on Twitter :)
Alexander Clark
Jayden Allen
>>129048736>>129048749Thanks
Elijah Hernandez
>>129046705>"Dead thread? Aw, did the spinning wheel break again?"
Benjamin King
Oliver Nguyen
>>129036387cute
Brody Jackson
Jaxon Torres
Peace out
Evan Brooks
>>129051466>peace outWhat would hippy Amelia be like?
Jack Sanchez
Last bump I'm doing before going to sleep
Cooper Powell
>>129051596>"You want to trip together? Let me get my knee pads!">"Dropping acid seems like poor laboratory conduct, user...">"Wood stock? Can't say I've ever thought about soup made of wood!">"You're a draft dodger too?! But it's not even that cold out!"Best I've got on the spot >>129048192This reminded me about the plethora of aeronautical puns too >"Cock pit? You're saying a chicken flew this plane?">"Mock one? But I don't want to hurt its feelings..."
Oliver Nelson
James Williams
Is she related to Carlos?
Benjamin Jackson
>>129053389No but they'd get along great I think, makes me think about Magic School Bus and Amelia crossover books>Amelia and Ms. Frizzle outfit swap Hummina
Alexander Sullivan
>>129035967Oh! bump for Bedelia comfy. Good to see you again, user.
Angel Robinson
Amelia could get these lazy shrimp to fry this rice.
Nicholas Scott
>>129038561Yes, cute. Nice.>>129040629Amelia's actual literal-mindedness would be an improvement.
David Jenkins
>>129053573Hey, thanks! Always happy to have a comfy thread :)>>129053693>Amelias actual literal-mindedness would be an improvement Hard to say given the whole point of the constitution is flexibility in its interpretation and reach, but I see your point>Amelia reads the Constitution directly>Mind so literal she is briefly visited by the ghost of James Madison so he can lay down exactly what he meant
Wyatt Mitchell
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this to make friends with.
Jason Kelly
>>129053733I want so badly to expound on what I meant, but I started a real shitstorm in tg two weeks ago asking for perspective on Brexit, and I have a 30-day same-mistake rule.
Leo Hall
>>129053826Well considering this is Holla Forums, and a very niche thread on Holla Forums where most of the posts end up being me bumping I'd like the discussion more than anything haha, it's nice to interact and I love thinking up new puns and stuff from it :D I'd say as long as you're not being too political or brash or anything it's fine
Dominic Gonzalez
>>129053852"Sir, why are we called roamin' when we live in a city?"
Ethan Parker
>>129053929>"Ballistas? Not at all, these sandals are just as comfortable!"
Chase Garcia
>>129053947>"Consul wars, user? But the last civil war just ended!!"
Ryan Miller
>>129053852OK, here goes- It would be nice to have Amelia's *genuine* literalism, as opposed to politically convenient 'literalism' that means whatever you want it to. Lineal literal literalism, not lateral latter-day literalism.
Jaxon Reyes
>>129054179Sadly I'm a geologist, not a political scientist, so I don't really know the difference but, on on an Amelia level, I completely understand what you mean. Her unwavering Amelia-ing means interpreting everything literally (the foundation for a lot of the fan stories and greentexts here and there) and without a doubt that combined with her gentle demeanor would make a perfect justice. >picunrel stupid drawing I did before I had a tablet and where the pun is only funny to me
Juan Reyes
>>129054264>Judge Bedelia sentences you>15 years hard labor in the jelly roll mines>Misinterprets a court clerk's complaint about his daily trip to and from work as legally relevent>Commutes your sentence to time served
Isaiah Richardson
>>129053429What about Carlos and Luan Loud?
Wyatt Gutierrez
>>129054673Loans just an airhead, not a seasoned pun master
Lincoln Peterson
Hey, Amelia-user, so glad to see another thread! I think I missed the last one—or it's been a real long time since New Year's. How was your Valentine's Day? I can't believe I still haven't done my storytime thread yet. Someone give me an arbitrary deadline so I can finally do it, please. >>129054179I don't know what it is about Amelia threads that bring out well-educated people, but it's fun.Anyway, if she was interpreting it literally, she'd realize that the Supreme Court doesn't have the authority to determine constitutionality. :^)"My opinion on Marbury vs. Madison, sir? You know I don't watch boxing!"
John Taylor
>>129055156Hey Jacky Ha-Hanon, last one was new years! I have the threads on a two month cycle (so Easter's next!). I had a good Valentine's day but I've gotta say 2022 has been miles busier than last year, though. I guess pick a time when you know you'll be free for the longest time to watch the thread and help discussion and so on (and hopefully not keep bumping it for hours due to slowness), and go from there. That's why I chose Fridays was because then I have a whole three days to keep an eye on the thread and have a lot of fun talking and posting and so on, and it gives working anons more time so long as they're not working weekends either (God bless those that do). And yeah, there is something special here that brings out some smart cookies :) Must be some correlation between thinking up puns and knowing your opera, or law, or rocks.>that gif>desperately want to know what's going on on screen
Joshua Hughes
Gavin Lewis
>>129040177This is the best
Jacob Collins
>>129055281>desperately want to know what's going on on screenI think it’s meant to be that one where user says something like “oh, fuck me” when something bad happens and Amelia sticks her head around the door and licks her lips.
Jason Campbell
>>129055525Oh yeah I knew the one, just wish it was a bit more high resolution lol
Parker Rogers
>>129055281Oh, right! Guess it has been a pretty long two months.Thanks for the tips! I'll set aside some time next Friday. >geologistLooking forward to the storytime thread where every single pun is rock-based.
Thomas Sanders
>>129055768>Looking forward to the storytime thread where every single pun is rock-basedI'm still a ways off from graduating but believe me, I have many. Only issue is thinking of a book where they actually fit. I think I touched on that idea last thread too, but->tfw no Amelia science booksDefinitely part of why I like the idea of pairing her with the Friz (not to mention double the redhead power)
Nathaniel Jones
>>129055828How many other cartoon or comic redheads could go with Amelia? Is there a critical mass somewhere?
Nathan Garcia
>>129056216I can't say I know enough about Holla Forums redheads but the more the merrier, and the more opportunities for Amelia to misunderstand *someone*
Kevin Mitchell
Zachary Diaz
>>129055768A man needs a maid
Jordan Garcia
Still Winter, right?
Michael Gutierrez
Anthony Allen
Zachary Baker
>>129058036Come inside and take off your clothes, Amelia.
Leo Collins
>>129059077
Elijah Myers
>>129058904「Dirty Deeds Done Cheap」
Robert Williams
>>129053385amazing crossover!
Cameron Thompson
Last bump before I nod off, keep the thread going while I'm out
Jose Ramirez
>>129060343all right, now Im awate too
Ryder Perry
>>129062395>Nice to meet you, Awake!
Isaac Gomez
>>129062395I am also awake. We should be friends.
Logan Hernandez
>>129056793This one should be funny, but something about a huge gaping wound into a digestive tract grosses me out. I'm weird that way.
Zachary Clark
>>129055525I don't think so. She looks like she's glaring. She's mad. What is Amelia mad at?
Luis Hernandez
Jacob Torres
>>129064153I think it would gross out most people user, that's not weird at all
James Brooks
>>129064881Cute shoes.
Joseph Richardson
>>129038561Awesome.
Brody Bennett
"Would you like me to put on a song, Mr. Rogers?""Lay Down Your Arms by Asia.">by the time Mr. Rogers realized what he'd said, Amelia had flown to Egypt and laid down with her arms on the African side of Suez
Ethan Fisher
>>129065573>Amelia goes to Egypt at all Calls for >>129058904「IRON MAIDEN」
Bentley Morris
Grayson Martin
Ryan Richardson
Josiah Flores
>>129066847Cute.OK, OP, let's play a game where Amelia comments on a news headline. I'll pull something up:>Ukraine agrees to talks with Russia as Putin puts nuclear deterrent forces on high alert
Evan Clark
>>129067354>"Nuclear detergents? Are their clothes really that dirty?"
Brandon Ross
Christopher Young
I love you Amelia
Mason Garcia
>>129067470Nice. OK,>Danish soccer star makes first appearance since cardiac arrest 259 days ago
Levi Turner
>>129068460>"Well I'm glad to see he's feeling better, but a sock-er? I always felt knitting would be the *last* place for that to happen..."These are tough! Had to stretch it some, but I could see Amelia only knowing soccer as football since it literally is foot + ball. Always fun to make new puns though, these ones are like little puzzles :)
Anthony Nelson
>>129068634I thought you'd go for it. How about>Teacher received perplexing emails 'from future' sparking ghostly time travel mystery
Henry Watson
>>129068746>"E-mails from Future? What an honor, she must be very talented!"
Ryder Gray
>>129068773I don't get it. Where is everyone?>It only took James Harden one game to make as many 3-pointers as Ben Simmons and 76ers fans were so petty about it
Josiah Cooper
>>129069233Amelia threads are just slow! They were way, way faster some years ago when Amelia had a fotm period like other characters do and threads for her were pretty common and active, now much less so.>"Three pointers? He should try doing a self help book for basketball! Maybe then those others wouldn't be so upset?"
Logan Hernandez
>>129069429Why do you think they're upset, Amelia? Certainly, it's because their 76-point plan is less popular than his three-point plan self-help book.>Scoop: CNN to dull its liberal edge
Bentley Lopez
>>129069962>"I thought the guillotine stopped being used in the 1970s?"Thinking of the 70s makes me want a disco Amelia lol, plenty of puns there. Or, further back, a Napoleonic Amelia would be great too haha. That aside a 76 point plan really breaks the "keep it simple, stupid" rule quite flagrantly.
Nathan Watson
>>129070018>1970It w.. It was that recently, Amelia? Why do you even know that?>Palace of Winds>Jaipur, India>The 953 windows undoubtedly make this the world's most beautiful screened porch.
Gabriel Lewis
>>129070221Yeah the last execution by guillotine was in France, 1977. Last execution in Western Europe too, fun fact! Could've made a good pun about the Jacobins, too.>"A screened Porsche? I feel like that'd be awfully un-aerodynamic on the road..."
Elijah Long
Adam Parker
Hudson Rogers
Brody Gray
>>129070304Yikes. OK, one more and bed for me:>Scratch-Off Ticket Wins Long Island Man $10M Prize, Again
Jonathan Jackson
>>129064153youtube.com
Gavin Scott
>>129072140>"A long, island man? I sure hope that fortune can cheer him up some..."Thanks for the prompts user, have a good night!>>129072509Very interesting! I remember a documentary in high school where they attached a bag to the cannula just to show the gas production, cool stuff.
Jaxon Allen
Aaron Ross
Samuel Flores
Cooper Watson
Zachary Young
Jaxon Wilson
Juan Moore
Isaac Stewart
Chase Nguyen
Christopher Carter
Jayden Jenkins
Brandon Cox
David Jackson
Last shameless bump before bed, good night anons :)
Carter Lewis
>>129036309I swear to god, every time i read amelia misinterpreting something horribly, I think of the same scenario happening but in the real world. Imagine this grown-up redhead in a maid outfit, desperately sprinting to the nearest hospital, handing out a paper with a broken heart imprinted on it to medical staff, and proclaiming that they need to fix it. I can just imagine the absolute confusion. She'd be in a mental asylum by now.
Brayden Reed
you are not dying yet
Alexander Gutierrez
David Fisher
I'm awake again. OP, I was enjoying the headlines game, do this one:>Australian 'rain bomb' floods claim sixth life
Joshua Cooper
Benjamin Roberts
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Elijah Johnson
>>129080740I don't recall seeing that one before.>that pubic hair on the topmost cheek
Nathaniel King
>>129079276>"Are you sure, sir? I'd hate to let these clothes go uncolored...">>129079868>"Rein balm? How could something for horses hurt anybody? Unless...">>129080740>>129079552Cute! Thank you for contributing! :D>>129080802Just a sweat drop probably?
Grayson Davis
>>129081144Ha! Ok, do>Driver Rescued After Tractor Trailer Carrying Mail Plunges Into Charles River in Weston
Tyler Ramirez
>>129081258>"Carrying male? I already know about the driver, what was the cargo?"
Adam Evans
Kayden Cox
>>129081325Ok, do>Russian central bank lifts interest rates to 20% as ruble plunges over Western sanctions
Hudson Harris
>>129081978>"I can't say with that news people would be very interested in banking, but I admire the commitment!"
Jack Clark
Brandon Parker
Levi Ortiz
Levi Roberts
>>129081987Been a while since I checked back, I sort of saw that one coming, let's see you do>‘You want a show?’ Watch drunk traveler melt down then get shocked at Orlando airport
Asher Davis
>>129085021>"He liquefied and then they electrocuted him?! What is this country coming to!"
Oliver Jackson
Adam Harris
>>129085511Hah, nice. Ok,>Porndemic? Did we really watch more raunch or were we too occupied by banana bread?
Isaac Ortiz
>>129086208>"Watching ranch? Between just that and banana bread I'd take the bread, sir."
Easton Flores
>>129086325Heh. Ok, here's what I think will be a harder one:>Ex-Prosecutor Says She Can Prove Trump Committed Two Crimes
Brayden Green
>>129086809>"Tew crimes? What did they ever do to him?"Tough one! Thankfully there's so many unique surnames out there where Amelia could interpret that as Trump singling out some poor family to harass.
Nathan Nguyen
Noah Foster
>>129087462A fine roast.
Zachary Allen
>>129087441Ok, here's one.>Russia faces financial meltdown as sanctions slam its economy
Kevin Morgan
>>129087801>"*Another* meltdown in Russia? They really should be in control of their reactors..."
Jaxon Smith
>>129083282The real Amelia would never forget her bonnet, impostor! Reveal yourself, Mystique!
Liam Gomez
>>129088113They don't know how. Ok, here's a spicy one:>What Is the ‘Talking Stage’? It’s the Newest Form of Dating Torture >Gen-Z may have coined the phrase the talking stage, but that doesn’t mean older folks are safe from it.
Thomas Young
>>129088409>"A talking stage, you say? Goodness, those theater industry people just keep making up new things!"
Eli Mitchell
>>129083282F
Jaxon Wood
>>129088849>This pictureIt's the greatest/worst, because it's actually multiple pictures. Alright, one more before bed:>Heavy fire caused roof to collapse in shopping strip in southwest Houston
James Powell
>>129089298>"H-Heavy fire?! Is the army aware of what's going on?"Good night user! Thanks again for the prompts, the puns are always fun :)
Christian Ward
Jeremiah Ortiz
Julian Gutierrez
Connor Allen
Jaxon Cox
Levi Morgan
>>129093102Looks like there's a reason that her initials are 'AB'.
Jose Scott
Juan White
James Russell
>>129093102Well I'll be damned, Haven't seen that one before. Guessing it's the slightly wonky anatomy that makes it a rare post.
Samuel Wood
>>129044921this comic doesn't work.The phrase is "bun in the oven," not "baby in the oven."I sure hope some got fired for that blunder.
Brody Foster
>>129046441I want Amelia to give me a hot lunch.
Brandon Clark
>>129095669It's actually new! Well, "new", now and again I go snooping around for any missed Amelias and that and some others were posted to Twitter, then here.>>129095707I think some leeway should be given to the immaterial user (who is retarded) for that one, it was probably the only way to pull it off.
Jordan Lewis
Andrew Russell
>>129093102>I heard you wanted to fuck a miner, user
Parker Watson
>>129096362
Anthony Ross
>>129096362
Daniel Scott
>>129089731Alright, I'm back. Let's scan the headlines, here's a fun one:>The city that never sleeps: complaints of New Yorkers’ noisy sex are rising
Brody Gutierrez
>>129096610>"Knowing New York's history I feel like noisy sax was the least they could be complaining about..."
Charles Phillips
>>129097009Dem hipbones. OK, do>I saw booze, guns and fights on the Missouri House floor. Voters must fix this mess
John Perry
>>129097285>"Not to be insensitive but that sounds natural for a place named the Misery House..."Last one for just a minute, gotta focus on volcanic rocks for a hot minute>"Welded tuff, sir? I hardly knew rocks could be tradesmen!"
Jaxson Taylor
>>129097285>hipbonesAhem, the proper nomenclature is Vaginabones.
Alexander Sanchez
>>129097318Alright see you later. What are the volcanic rocks doing?>>129097650Oh, excuse me.
Jacob Miller
>>129098131>What are the volcanic rocks doing?Making pumices they can't keep then getting tuff about it haha>>129097650>7_vaganias.jpeg
Evan Kelly
Evan Morgan
>>129098862Hey, ok, do>Coors Light is ditching those nasty plastic six-pack rings
Chase Ramirez
Henry Phillips
>>129100140>"Coarse light? Six rings? Sir have you been staring at the sun again?"
Michael King
>>129101303Yes, I have.>Brits in furious debate about whether you should put toaster away after use
Julian Morales
>>129101433I feel like there's legitimately no pun here, Amelia would furiously lean into the debate as an avid toaster-stower, whipping the browned-bread masses into a fury over those who let toasted crumbs stale and power cords sit drawing power as they leave their toasters on the counter.
Austin Hughes
Matthew King
>>129101871Fair enough, one would expect Amelia to have strong opinions on bread and cleanliness. Try>DC Trucker Protest Fizzles as Organizer Revises Permit Numbers Down to Below 500 People
Lincoln Cooper
>>129102590>"Gosh, I never knew comic book fans could get so stirred up..."
Jacob Barnes
>>129102914Ok, do>Democrats, Republicans begin to rally around large Ukraine aid package
Blake Kelly
>>129103087>"Well I'm awfully surprised about the bipartisanship, but I fail to see the utility of a care package for a construction equipment rental company..."U-Crane, U-Haul. Felt the need to explain this one kek
Benjamin Miller
>>129103355Ok, good, now do>Road Rage, Not Betrayal, Was Behind Informant’s Killing, Authorities SayFinding something apolitical in the mess of Ukraine, covid, and climate change is a task I tellya hwhat.
Chase Ortiz
>>129103644>"I suppose it's better he not earn his money off of tricking people but making the road less safe is no substitution!"
Kayden Sanchez
>>129103768Ha! Ok, >What Do Teenagers Need? Ask the Family Dog
Blake Murphy
>>129103827>"I figured the cat would know more about teenage kneading than the dog, hm."
Aaron Long
Jace Young
>>129103853Oh, I didn't even see need/knead, nice.>Mother furious after Nob Hill Academy employee tapes 2-year-old’s shoes to his ankles
Noah Cox
>>129095707It feels like the person is mid-clarification after Amelia asked for the buns to put in her oven.>No Amelia, the buns are babies>[Insert comic here]
Ryan Morgan
>>129104335Plausible!
Thomas Wilson
>>129104313>"I'm terribly sorry to hear that but what did she expect entrusting her kid to a hill full of knobs?">>129104335>"Amelia I'd like to put a bun in your oven," you proudly declare >"Sir you don't have an oven, just an air fryer," she huffed, not taken with your spartan lack of cookwear, "nor any flour for buns. I mean, really, what kind of home-">"Amelia the buns are babies," you interrupt, "and the oven is...">You sashay your hands in front of you for her to put the pieces together>You'd somehow gotten her into that silly outfit, now you just had to seal the deal>Her face transformed from rosy and fair to a burning, beet red as she crumpled her fists at her side>She blinked once, and again>"S-SIR!"
Juan Bell
>>129104814Hngh, these pictures. Ok user, give me >Ukraine war raises spectre of conscription in Germanylast one from me tonight.
William Powell
>>129101871And here I thought that was some kind of STD
Asher Mitchell
Owen Gonzalez
>>129105213>"Spectre of con scription? I never knew the Germans hated criminal dramas so much..."Tough one! And thanks as always for the prompts, user, have a good night :D>>129106876Cute! It *is* getting close to the second story time's time, but I'll probably do that tomorrow when it's a bit less late if that works, when I'll post the Kid Amelia book for the month. Speaking of which the first Amelia Bedelia book since 2015 was released not too long ago! It's also her kid self but it's the first Spring-themed book so we'll have something for next month, thankfully.
Benjamin Jenkins
Jacob Evans
Brody Sanchez
Matthew Powell
Bentley White
Jose Price
Amelia, give birth to my children
Benjamin Mitchell
>all my old shit is alredy posted
Bentley Lewis
oh wait.
Luke Morgan
Carter Adams
>>129107570I'm back, nice with con+script. If you're still in the mood how about>Boeing suspends Moscow engineering center and halts support to Russian airlines
Bentley Baker
Amelia, I'm cooooming
Ryan Johnson
>>129113570
Jose Bailey
Jack King
>>129113150>"Russian heir lines? What's Boeing got to do with the Romanovs?!"
Cameron Mitchell
Henry Robinson
>>129114810Sensible_chuckle.gif>Wife is ‘devastated’ when husband pushes to make her little sister their surrogate the ‘traditional’ way: ‘Rethink [your] marriage’
Landon Brown
>>129114157>no flowers on the bonnetreeeeThat aside, I love the terrified blushing face.
Carson Kelly
Still stuck on that one so have a bump for the time being
Daniel Adams
>>129115746>"The traditional way? Oh, sir, polygamy is wrong don't they know that?!"Best I could come up with kek, good stumper!>"Stumper? Should I get the truck, sir?"
Jace Hill
>>129116963Oh dear. Well, try this:>NUI researchers record evidence of bat-eating spider
Lucas Thompson
>>129035967bump
Brayden Jackson
>>129117442>"A bat eating spider? That's nothing new- spiders eat bats all the time when they get in!"
Angel Williams
>>129118274Amelia's lucky she's hot. And can cook. Do>Ukrainians Say They Foiled Russian Plot to Assassinate Zelensky
Jaxson Jackson
>>129118411Oh, that's an awfully expensive way to do it. Plastic wrap would be a lot cheaper.
David Martinez
>>129118541Was that Amelia or Carlos? Give me>George W. Bush dishes on Putin in Chicago
Thomas Stewart
>>129118411That one wasn't even me haha, glad to see it spreading. I was gonna say->"Foiled? Why would they keep it for later?!">>129118593>"The only Chicago dishing I know is pizza, sir, I hardly see what poutine has to do with it!"
Robert Hill
Jordan Brooks
>>129119725>toast sodaThat sounds almost as retarded as sandwich-anomaly. It's not the same guy, is it?
Ian Hernandez
>>129120164Well, that depends on how you look at it. If you're thinking of bread, then it's a silly name, but if you're thinking of what people do as a salute or dedication before drinking, it makes a lot more sense.
Jeremiah Sullivan
>>129120164>"Toast soda? I could make some soda bread right now if you'd like!">"Oh, a sandwich anomaly, sir? Was something the matter with the toast?"
Austin Russell
>>129118828Ha. Ok, then for whoever wants to try, >Two kids charged with battery after shooting silly string at other kids
Luke Ross
>>129121429>"Well I'd imagine they'd all be quite tired after that ordeal but I doubt a battery is the best way to fix that..."
Isaac Hall
>>129122015OK, one more tonight:>JOHN BOLTON: TRUMP IS A PUTIN-LOVING MORON WHO THOUGHT FINLAND WAS PART OF RUSSIA
Logan Ward
>>129122445Gonna cheat and reuse one>"Poutine-loving? He's Canadian?!">Amelia proceeds to become deeply disgusted with this turn of eventsThanks again user, have a good night!
Cooper Lopez
Fucking hell it's been like a decade since I even thought about the name Amelia Bedelia
Grayson Sanders
>>129122620We had regular threads of her some time ago then she only got new threads a few times per year, is nothing new talk about her here in co though my dude
Jeremiah King
Amelia be my wifr
Noah Gomez
>>129122620Yeah! Like user >>129123527 here said she has been a fixture for quite some time on Holla Forums, but that doesn't mean every user has seen and fights for her.
Cameron Gonzalez
>>129115876She was deflowered
Jonathan Adams
>>129125814>"Defloured!? But sir, I was going to make pancakes!"
Nathaniel White
Aaron Wood
Samuel Green
I've gotta head to bed now, sorry for not storytiming the second book but I haven't had the time to sit down and drop it all it once, sorry :(. I do wanna say to >>129087462 >>129114157 before I hit the hay though, thanks so much for contributing! :D
Xavier Gomez
Ryder Watson
>>129035967bmp
Kevin Edwards
I'm back, Ameliabros. Can anyone tell me what Amelia would make of this news:>Florida Woman Who Killed Lottery Winner Backs Bill To Keep Names Private
Connor Davis
>>129128738How would you know who you were talking about when everybody is named Private?
Matthew Murphy
>>129129053Heh, ok, here's one of the classics:>Former Illinois House Speaker Michael Madigan Charged With Racketeering
Elijah Diaz