Valkyria Chronicles

Aside from Jan, all the English voices were fucking awful. At least in Jap speak I can't tell.

I choose to have a red hot lover, myself.

I'm sure they love your mental gymnastics over at whatever shithole you leaked from.

Why do the nips have shit taste?

What the fuck are you on about? I know there are kids in the game. I'm just saying they're not explicitly childish.

DLC Challenge weapons aren't "cheat weapons" since you need to git gud to actually unlock them.

No, you can do Selvaria's campaign at any point, and it will immediately unlock the Ruhm.

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Mobility is just too good in this game. There are very few missions where snipers can be very good.

They're genuinely useless without the DLC challenge rifle, and even with it they pale in comparison to what Scouts can do. Extremely low movement pulls them out of the running right off the bat, and their damage is trash and doesn't even remotely compensate for it. If you want to S-Rank every mission, you're going to need to stack Scouts who can just sprint ahead and rip everything up, tanks included.

Rosie with Ruhm is also of benefit (Rosie because she adds a command point, no other reason).