Do you get more fresh on your day of birthday? Today is my day of birth.
Jason Thomas
Happy vagina excursion soul voyage anniversary
Gavin Cook
Thank you kindly.
Lucas Russell
Happy birthday user
Austin Smith
Hmm, Callie's never gonna show up is she?
Asher Peterson
I think its time for another movie poster
John Hughes
Callie has had enough of Marie's smug ways and the widening divide of what was once her most cherished friendship, instead of coming home to what she assumes will be ribbing of how losing the final Splatfest, she instead opts to make her own exit on the stage of life Diving off the top of Moray Tower
Jason Thomas
Found an interesting post on Twitter. tl;dr quick respawn isn't worth it past 3 mains, you save more time with swim speed or comeback if you aren't jumping in.
Andrew Lewis
That almost look like a tentacle.
Thank you too.
Did they pick a canon design for the MC for story mode?
Hunter Lewis
AAAAAAHAHAhAHHAHAHAHAHA
Blessed by the splatoon meta QR nerf never ever
Cameron Reyes
I want to be an inkling.
Mason Lee
Those boys are just a little too old. Gross!
Jaxson Martin
Hows cemu emulation for splatoon? Can I play online?
Isaiah Diaz
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Adam Parker
Any of you fags want to play? I don't have any WiiU friends so I don't remember even how to add people but post your ID and I'll try
Charles Hughes
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Josiah Morales
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Benjamin Turner
Kill yourself, you filthy fucking faggot.
Jacob Phillips
Bump
Brody Brooks
i want to marry a squid, have a daughter and adopt an octoling sister for her
I'm going to kill both of you then kill whoever wrote this backstory knowing damn well what it would do for the imagination of doujinshi artists.
Logan Stewart
Squidward Buttholr
Daniel Cook
We need to go more degenerate; >hypnosis corruption mindbreak ink-enemas doujins
James Barnes
its rendering, give it a sec
Ethan Perry
im nervous
Luis Stewart
New trailer tomorrow after Arms Direct
Ayden Foster
MY FUCKING NIGGER
Wyatt Long
1v1 me
Cameron Morales
They seem to be pushing this whole "marie doesn't really know how Callie feels thing", maybe it will be something like Callie got a mysterious call for a gig that triggered her butthurt over Splatfest.
Camden Collins
They are trying to make Marie fans feel bad for stomping their golden girl and forcing her into prostitution
Thomas Baker
RULE OF THE SEA, CALLIE
Charles Diaz
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Dylan Nguyen
maybe octos sent out a distress signal because they dug too greedily too deep
Parker Gutierrez
the ones from callies perspective gave off no indication of butthurt, just mild concern. a noticing that something is bothering marie. if it ended at chapter 3 or 4 i would have just thought marie was freaking out about nothing.
Aiden Cooper
well, that's what I'm saying. It could go either way. We know Marie feels self-conscious about Callie being mad at her for winning, which was a flag. We know from the ones from Callie's perspective that there is something going on with her, like when she sees Crusty Sean and Marie talking and instead of just saying what's up, she just notices that Marie seems happier talking to Sean and then just goes home, which along with the whole "Callie couldn't remember the last time Marie seemed happy talking to anyone besides her" could also be a hint. Then you have the whole "maybe Marie doesn't know how Callie is actually doing or feeling" thing in the chapter before this one. So I could see a plot device that triggers her do something that puts her in danger.
Austin Richardson
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Nathaniel Collins
Who's best girl?
Grayson Gomez
You have to ask?
Brandon Robinson
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Samuel Thompson
SAVE HER
Benjamin Baker
Jeez. Four months since I cared about Splatoon 2 and the single player trailer has my heart in a vise like nothing happened.
Isaiah Walker
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Christian Mitchell
If only they could read the Wii U save data and find out who's team you were on in the final splatfest.
Now that would make for an emotional climax.
Dylan Davis
But I don't wanna fight Callie. Can't I just join the Octolings instead?
Sebastian Cooper
CALLIE DID NOTHING WRONG
Bentley Brown
What are you on about? I've watched the vid and stream and I didn't see her anywhere.
Xavier Cook
SHE DID NOTHING WRONG
Jordan Collins
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Dylan Lee
Now I have to pick between Queen Marie and her just and righteous Empire and that failure of an idol Callie sabotaging the Superior Octolings
Colton Ramirez
what the hell happened
Nathan Wilson
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Jaxon Bailey
My appreciation. Does indeed look like her and with her being so prominent and the laugh does seem somehow familiar, she could be the boss.
I preferred Marie anyway because Callie had a weird face but I still wanna join octolings as they dindu nuffin
Jacob King
t.Calliefag who couldn't protect his waifu
Gabriel Rivera
who the hell is hosting the games if the squid sisters arent doing it?
Cooper Adams
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Camden Perry
I don't understand why it doesn't let you use gyro and analog at the same time, like in BotW. I just want to look normally and make precise adjustments with the gyro.
Ryder Anderson
so judd was still salty about cat vs dog and hatched a plan to split up the sisters? after all, if the idea of the holy fax machine receiving ancient radio signals has any weight to it then there wouldnt have been a callie marie splatfest.
Yeah but keep in mind, you won't be able to get one until 2018.
Lincoln Rivera
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Dylan Rodriguez
on the bright side, I guess this means I may end up not giving NoA a cent for this game
Chase Thompson
They will never not be in stock in my country.
I knew it would happen, actually after reviewing I am not disappoint, since I don't need to buy a new system, only a second set of accessories, mostly I'm dissappointed that I brought a pro controller last week, since I'd rather that nice 2Splatoon one. If they keep releasing special Pro controllers I will probably end up with as much Pro controllers as I did Xbox 360 controllers, I had 7 of them.
I get EU Nintendo products in my region anyway, but that wouldn't matter, I'd just import it.
Bentley Hernandez
Don't you fucking bullshit me
Cooper Brown
More like one hasn't been announced for NA yet. If it isn't, that marks yet another cool thing everyone BUT America gets because of that Reggie nigger
Colton Young
The only part of the reserved Marie being the hero and the bubbly Callie being the villain that I can get into is that it is so inkharacteristink of their charinkter archinktypes. It would eel kinda cliche if it were the other way arowana, positive Callie tearfully pleading to her dark and brooding cousin to come back to her, but it's kinda fresh getting to see Marie break out of her nautilus to save outwardly silly and frivolous Callie from the demonfish inside.
My final judgement rides on how Callie became the villain. If she voluntarily or semi-voluntarily changed sides, I would find that almost preferable to the direction they're almost certainly leading us in, Callie being kidnapped and mindraped. I'll take edgy bad girl turncoat Callie over impure can-never-get-married-now 99%-of-Splatoon-doujin-authors-are-sick-fucks-and-they're-going-to-draw-nothing-but-her-getting-raped-now-why-are-you-doing-this-to-me-Nintendo Callie.
t. calliefag in the bargaining stage of grief
Angel Jackson
It's region free, I know that's a bit of a shitter if it doesn't release in the US but it's not as if you can't get it, you will need to get a US Switch charger though, or any USB-C rated for the Switch should work.
Also you goys get the Arms art contest, I can't even enter, but I'm going to figure out how to.
Lucas Morales
Splatoon 2 will end with you murdering Callie. There will be no tear-driven reunion between the sisters, there won't be a huge reward at the end, it'll just be you shooting Callie in the face. The evidence is becoming clearer and clearer that this is exactly what's going to happen. The cutscene after the boss fight will probably force you to pull the trigger, a la the end of the MGS3.
Levi Campbell
It hasn't been announced for NA yet and I don't know why they'd delay that.
Edgy chuuni Callie could be absolutely adorable.
Asher Garcia
Callie joins the octolings because DJ Octavio did nothing wrong.
Dylan Hill
that that is literally how it works
Sebastian Parker
I know, but fuck if I have to pay import taxes on top of the $70 for the damn controller and wait fucking forever for Play-Asia to send the damn thing
Oh fuck, don't even joke about that shit.
Wyatt Nguyen
you better be able to swap B and X for jump or I will rage
Aiden Collins
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGION FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Unfortunately this probably means imports aren't scalperproof
Eli Cox
There is a possibility the Joycon will be released standalone Considering they have their own promotional art outside of the bundle
Ayden Nguyen
Nod an argument :DDD
I complained about the needless jump/inhale button swap that was done on KSS:U and got bitched out even though I 100%'d the game. Like fuck nigga, 10 years of muscle memory from my childhood is fighting the controls the whole time, fuck you
Charles White
that's not really the point though. people like to collect the box of the version they like. look at how popular certain boxed old systems are.
Cameron Thomas
Japanese chargers are the same as US chargers. Also EU apparently gets a shit-tier version of the bundle with the normal red/blue joycons instead of green/pink.
I mean you can do it in BOTW so why not just make it a habit to do this shit, Nintendo?
Gavin Sanchez
I have not been paying attention, are octolings playable now? They should have an octo pompadour.
Carter Bell
I suppose, maybe that's why the new 3ds sold worse than the new 3ds xl
Daniel Robinson
Where lies the problem. Only getting one axis makes it disorienting as fuck for me and means I still have to rely on the gyro for more than just adjustments.
See above if you are talking about the x axis.
Ayden Collins
No, and if they are we aren't finding out until E3.
Xavier Taylor
Nobody's mentioned that the default gun in the campaign is a P90, and the hero helmet resembles a Wehrmacht Stahlhelm. I'm glad they're allowing you to use different weapons in the campaign. I wonder if you'll get to choose, or if you will be forced to use certain weapons for certain levels to encourage new players to become familiar with everything.
Leave Inkopolis. I know you're messing with us but Nintendo isn't that retarded. You didn't even kill Octavio in the first game, they're not going to kill off a beloved character.
My smile and optimism are starting to come back.
Ryder Williams
while were lead to believe that callie and gramps are with octos at the time, dont forget about grizzco and the salmonids. theyre absolutely fishy. whos to say callie and captain didnt already conscript an "agent" and are in the process of fighting another threat alongside the octarians? maybe it makes sense to look to where they arent currently leading you but whats been glanced over and ignored.
these cephalopod people werent always enemies, and theres a lot of people who have a sympathetic view for octarians and would like to team up with them. that image you posted might even have meaning behind it. the new agent, marie,and sheldon are standing alongside the octarian forces, rather than against them. they might even be trying to rescue octavio, he is an old friend of cuttlefish after all. in that case, it would make sense for callie to don that cyberpunk dj garb. shes knows how to make music, which seems to be a requirement for leading octarians. though, i do notice the trademark green X tentacle of octavio.
lastly, if the zapfish were to be stolen by octarians again, wouldnt agent 3 get to kicking ass instantly?
t. thinks the splatooniverse is deeper than simple heroes and villains t. never wants to see the squid sisters in pain
Brayden Rivera
>AGENT 3 IS THE MAIN VILLAIN >IF YOU HAVE NNID LINKED ON WII U IT PULLS YOUR INKLING FROM SPALTON 1
Nolan Edwards
I DON'T NEED IT AAAAAAAAAAAA
James Edwards
That is some Kojima or Yoko Taro kind of bullshit, specifically, the kind that, if this weren't a Nintendo game, I'd believe immediately.
Jason Cruz
On another note, there is the question of physical or digital. Most people would prefer physical for the collector's value, and as a precaution if your Switch gets bricked or Nintendo permabans your console or something. However, analysis shows that cartridges are the slowest storage medium for the Switch, a bit slower than MicroSD and significantly slower than the internal storage. That won't matter for online matches, where you are bound by the slowest player's loading times, but depending on how the game is implemented it could add up to annoying extra pauses for navigating menus, say an extra second or two every time you go to change your loadout.
If I could get a Splatoon 2 Switch bundle for cheaper than a Switch and Splatoon 2 separately, like you could with the Wii U, that would be the obvious choice. It's a bit harder to stomach paying full price for a digital copy of Splatoon 2, though. Either way, it's a good reason to wait a few days after launch for others to analyze loading times.
Asher Moore
always get physical. then you can resell it when youre sick of it or eventually when the system is hacked, back it up.
Samuel Stewart
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Ethan Fisher
Not only can I not wait to unlock Marie's kimono, but if her umbrella is an unlockable charger and scopes don't have a range advantage in Splatoon 2, I could almost forgive Nintendo. Punished Marie and Dark Callie amiibos when Also I wonder what they're going to replace Inkopolis News Time with now that the sisters are doing their own thing, and the trailer dialogue (if it isn't simply a joke) suggests that they aren't popular anymore. They haven't given us so much as an inkling of any potential replacement idols; perhaps with the new 2 hour rotations they will dispense with it altogether.
I would normally agree, especially for something like the PS4 where everything installs to internal storage anyway, but those seconds will add up if you're going to dump hundreds of hours into this game.
From the jap twitter >Please check this page for more details. 7net.omni7.jp/general/010007/170518splatoon following the link It looks like Jap players will get early exclusive jackets for buying shit from 7/11, and the rest of us will have the chance to exchange our good goy points for them on Club/MyNintendo.
Also on their twitter confirming the obvious
Dylan Foster
Marie won the splatfest, so she gets to be the star.
Elijah Taylor
Looking closely at Inkopolis Square we can see
Sebastian Morris
Where did babby Judd come from if Judd is the only cat? Is Judd a lady Judd?
Christian Barnes
GUESS WHO'S BAAAAAACK
Adrian Baker
That's a museum, right? R-right?
Tyler Collins
I immediately assume the latter. Japs really love crane games, and they fucking love Splatoon. Not so sure about this. I think DDR is common, but isn't that popular. Would make sense. boredomintensifies.gif Fucking dead. He's an old cuttlefish.
If it's not Annie and Moe, I don't give a shit.
Andrew Robinson
Yes, please.
Carson Kelly
100% Correct. Octolings did nothing wrong, and he called out all Inklings as slimy little hipsters who thought Tide Goes Out was better than Bomb Rush Blush, which ruined Callie's singing career.
Elijah Watson
Tide goes out was so much better It wasn't even a contest, just like the Callie vs Marie splatfest. If any song tried to appeal to hipsters, it was Bomb Rush Blush. But the premise of your fan fiction is incorrect. DJ Octavio did not express an opinion on the two singles.
Callie is Avril Lavigne tier, Marie is Adele tier. It's not that Callie is bad, but Marie is just that much more talented as an artist.
Christopher Gray
my love for P90s has me hoping that the starter weapon will still be completely relevant even in the late-game, just depending on how you use it. I want to believe.
Leo Davis
Daily Reminder Callie is a race traitor and sold out to the octolings
Parker Campbell
sage report hide
Brandon Rivera
Ironic, considering Callie may have been kidnapped and replaced with a body double.
Caleb Murphy
Tide Goes Out is the hipster "she's a pop star but she's deep" garbage, and it has nowhere near enough energy for a final showdown theme song. Hipsters probably like that, "the juxtaposition of the fast paced action and Marie's slow, gentle singing and downplayed rhythm" etc. Bomb Rush Blush is a cute innocent jpop song. It has no pretensions of being more than it is, an honest expression of Callie's excitement and the emotion of the game's final moments of relevancy. It's not only a better song, but indisputably the better battle theme. this is you
Play Piranha90's section in slow motion, it seems different enough to not be a Splattershot reskin. Firing slower and killing the octoling in two hits, it might be something like a more accurate .52 Gal.
Jacob Harris
Oh please. She's a much better singer than most women, despite being an obese surly Brit.
The NPC thing has some merit as a theory, but my stance has always been that there is only one omni-soul and we're all fragments of it, from when all matter and energy was compressed into a singularity during the big bang. Thus moments of shared consciousness. This theory doesn't include niggers or most animals that don't have souls. It may include aliens.
Mason Lopez
can't say i agree with your theory as a whole. But you got some nice trips there friendo.
looks promising
Levi Miller
Performance wise, it seems to drop below 60FPS in the Square (though not as bad as the original's 30FPS in the Plaza if my player's frame step is working properly). I can't tell if the game is 1080p or 720p upscaled; there is blatant aliasing but also what appear to be single-pixel wide details @1080p in some areas. I really wish Nintendo would upload proper videos somewhere, Youtube's compression is truly awful.
Dylan Taylor
FUCK I missed Walleye Rainmaker because I was too busy sperging out over Splatoon 2.
Joseph Davis
I think it's still 30fps. The original, I can kind of understand because it has a shitton of other players, on top of having to load Miiverse comments. Here, because Miiverse is gone, and because the console is more powerful than the Wii U, there's less of a reason to remain anything below 60fps beyond shitty optimization.
Digital Foundry claims it's still 720p upscaled, even when docked, though it may change by the time the game launches
I already like this Octarian.
Anthony Nguyen
or just don't buy a switch
Luke Mitchell
It definitely was in the testfire, but it's harder to tell in this trailer.
Lincoln Adams
How many gross, sticky, smelly Octarian cocks do you think she sucks on a daily basis? Now that they know she's going to bend over and do whatever they want there's no chance they haven't defiled her body already. The question is how much? Her hair and clothes must reek of stinky Octarian Takoyaki sauce.
David Nguyen
I was going to shitpost and edit the first picture into a cuntboy, but holy fuck there is a ton of jpg artifacting happening, have some self respect and get better quality porn
Andrew Hughes
How has nobody cropped this yet?
Luis Reed
Athow Pube?
John Powell
that image is actually reaction gold
Ian Turner
Cute girls with heart-shaped pupils with condoms in their mouths are my extremely specific fetish.
Parker Reyes
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Grayson Moore
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Jackson Powell
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Charles Sullivan
Sorry, those 3DPD trash are really ugly, maybe I should have spoilered that
Thread rule: spoiler any picture of Squidforum users.
Cameron Morris
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William Fisher
theyve gone from a borg look to a terminator look
and notice the cephy is wearing the same flavor of shades as the callie silhouette and using a roller, inspired by their new leader.
Sebastian Cooper
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Ethan Ramirez
Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash is what you're looking for
Ryan Smith
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Charles Green
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Matthew Flores
i havent masturbated in a whole day! im just too stressed out. if im this bad then i bet marie hasnt touched herself in a week
Asher Wright
>a cuntboy is fine too
Jacob Allen
How about 2 new idols, but they turn out to be octolings in disguise at the end of the game or something like that? And until you oust them they spread subtle octoling propaganda
Nathaniel Sullivan
I want to marry an octoling
Isaiah Turner
i said masturbate not took care of hygiene. of course she stays fresh!
well, mimic octopus is a thing. both squids and octos are very good at camouflage but the mimics take it to new peaks. oh man, now that you remind me im thinking of the terminator octolings again, and the t1000 was a shapeshifter. so now that were featuring terminators, what if callie is a time traveler, and shes responsible for gramps and her own disappearance?
all pending octo marriages are postponed until the missing squids are found, please be patient.
James Hall
Octavio a cute
Lincoln Fisher
Now I'm thinking about Callie being lewd, sweaty, and having pits and a snatch full of hair. Thanks.
Jack Lopez
This video makes me strangely sad. Not that I knew to perform these tricks before that they were patched out, but because they remind me of a time in Splatoon history that we'll never get back.
Aaron Smith
That sounds like it's a personal problem.
Aaron Brown
Am I the only one who hates the new hero suit? It just looks like an olive ski jacket with the hero headset and hero body armour boots.
David Brooks
I didn't have any feelings for it either way. Cool gun, tho!
Joshua Gray
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Ian Lee
Some of you squids are alright
Lucas Russell
Imagine an inkling sat on your face just wondering haha
Dylan Jenkins
You know, I'm usually on the NO CENSORSHP train but this shit made me realize how we must look to outsiders.
Leo Stewart
The sequel better have octarians as an unlock or something. [spoiler]The singleplayer looks a lot of fun tho, hope they got something that can rival Octavio.[/spoiler]
Benjamin Bell
How the fuck did I mess that up?
Mason Ramirez
isn't that sign language for a hard-on?
Sebastian Bell
It's an obscene gesture that means "up yours" to 1930s New Yorkers.
Kevin Russell
Though really, it was supposed to just be a Rosie the Riveter pose.
Michael Gonzalez
No, it's a Japanese gesture that means "look how strong I am" because you're slapping your bicep.
Asher Rivera
Still looks like "up yours" to me. Pretty sure strong guys dont need to show how strong they are, they just act and prove it to show it.
Tyler Gray
That's because you're a filthy gaijin.
Levi Foster
It will probably unlock A costume A few guns Challenges
Brody King
I've been italian my entire life, where is the offense? Or am I just not seeing it because I'm not an italian from italy?
Nolan Young
I hope your dubs will chim it real.
Carter Reyes
what weapon is in the window
I don't think they will introduce new idols until Spla3n. They might leave a few hints in this game but that's it.
Squids don't have hair, dummy.
Isaac Turner
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Joseph Murphy
because you're a fucking filthy 4chan infiltrator that doesn't know how Holla Forums works.
Yeah I was thinking about mimic octopi when I thought about that.
Well clearly Callie and Marie aren't doing the whole idol thing this game, obviously. We need something.
Hudson Gomez
Looks like it's up to best girl Marie and the local inkling to sort this out.
Jacob Butler
ive been trying to upload this o-sea for hours but i kept running in to this error when trying to upload an mp4 i dont know what the halibut any of that means. i ended up having to use that webm converter which i dont mind but id like to have figured it out.
James Jackson
My guess is that Callie was about to visit Marie's parents but got sidetracked by a distress call from Cap'n Cuttlefish. She tried to save him alone but was caught/brainwashed by the octopuses
The single player trailer was definitely 1080p. It looked like 720p or 900p in the testfire which may have been to ensure a steady frame rate before they were done optimizing the game
Gavin Anderson
im sorry, thats way too loud isnt it
Aiden Brown
New GameXplain analysis of the trailer. They missed some stuff but the interesting bits that I hadn't noticed before are
Xavier Johnson
That's about what I think will happen. Callie got somehow tricked into entering Octo Valley alone, so she could be captured and brainwashed. The interesting wrinkle will be that rather than total mind control (which could completely replace anyone's personality, which isn't terribly interesting for storytelling), the brainwashing will prey on her negative feelings and the bad blood between the sisters. Rather than "hurr durr I'm evil now" we'll get to see the dark side of Callie's psyche, and all of the negative things she wouldn't say aloud or even consciously acknowledge both about her personal life and the world she lives in. Only Marie reminding Callie that she is important to her will break the spell. The fact that Callie's pink coloring is closer to the Octoling's purple than Marie's green makes me wonder if they had this planned all along. I wouldn't get your hopes up. Look at the aliasing and size of the pixels on Marie's tentacles and the other foreground elements in this scene. It looks much more like 720p upscaled than 1080p now that I've had a closer look.
I gotta say, this self sustained cycle of stupidity is just another drop in the bucket in this point, but Christ alive, maybe I need to set up a patreon for some retarded reason
Jason Ward
Feels down tight awful
Robert Barnes
One thing I hope in the next game is the ink trail left by chargers/e-liters.
The big thing I don't like about them is how the bullets leave a giant ink trail over the terrain they fly over. It gives away your position, which defeats the whole purpose of being a sniper. Sniper bullets aren't supposed to leave behind what is basically a giant neon arrow sign pointing to your exact position saying "HEY THERE'S A SNIPER HERE YOU ASSHOLE".
I'd fix this by making chargers ONLY leave ink at the point of impact or where they splat an inkling, not so much a trail. It's kind of an obvious oversight in retrospect.
Jose Roberts
The tweet he posted was unrelated to Splatoon in any way, some faggot just added an image of Marie to his tweet because… I dunno, it's a joke somehow.
Jackson Lee
Shoot ink trail Then shoot all the people stupid enough to look at you.
John Reed
But ink does.
Matthew Williams
so what are the odds ill get this mario kart bundle and then a month later they announce the splatoon 2 bundle for NA?
cuttlefish was missing for a while before marie even went to calamari county. whatever is going on its surely linked to his disappearance.
well xXsplatmasterXx, the idea is that you contribute to turf coverage, which controls enemy movement. which is a big part of the sniper role in the first place.
Nolan Martin
people used to joke about marie being an octohead
Charles Adams
Try telling that to the sniper on Moray Towers during any mode that isn't Turf War. Fat lot of good it does you to try and cover your teammates when there's two e-liter snipers overlooking the center and killing one immediately alerts the other one to your presence along with a big neon arrow pointing straight to your location.
Unless your team already has the whole area covered in ink it's a real huge drawback.
Justin Lopez
The biggest drawback of chargers is their poor ink coverage, to the point that top japanese teams no longer use e-liter, only splatterscope if that. Removing their ability to turf completely would make chargers utterly useless.
Aaron Gray
Is this a dig at mombot or that one octuplet whore?
Bentley Williams
That's more due to the E-litre being nerfed a dozen times over, innit?
Eli Sanchez
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Logan Smith
I'm not proposing that you remove their ability to to turf, but make it more that turfing is done by the impact of the bullet rather than its travel.
Just make the impact of the bullet cause a very large splatter rather than have the travel cause it. This way you can still turf at close range. like any other short range weapon.
Hunter Jones
it's almost as though the chargers are now bear with me here i know it's crazy the chargers bear with me the chargers are crazy, i know chargers are l o n g r a n g e w e a p o n s
Henry James
You didn't read what I said. I said that in my version the bullet impact causes a large splatter, rather than its travel. So you can still turf at any range but still use it for its intended purpose as a sniper rifle.
As they are now they're shitty weapons that give away your position which defeats their entire purpose.
Nathaniel Nelson
This is the worst suggestion I've heard for Splatoon.
Daniel Kelly
Wait a second. Spiderman's spider tracers are electronic right? Wouldn't the electric charge from that guy be enough to fry any electronics he came near?
Tyler Lee
And then matches would be 4v4 sniper only battles. Unless you nerf charge/firing speed so bad they'd be worse weapons than they are now.
Sebastian Morris
That's part of it but splatterscope got buffed and while it's more common than e-liter now, there are many teams that go without either, which all boils down to versatility and turfing ability. Japanese teams have repeatedly said that western teams don't focus on map control and painting enough. That's why e-liter fell out of the japanese meta but top western teams still use it.
You mean like a fucking bomb? You want a sniper that snipes bombs?
Blake Smith
No, you're thinking of it like a blaster.
Leo Campbell
yeah kind of, but i dont want to fight one. i think he just mean an extra large shooter shot
Landon Wright
Look, squiddos. Make some fuggin' memes would ya?
Jayden Evans
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Elijah Miller
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Josiah Wilson
HIS NAME WAS SALMON ABEDIN
Lucas Lee
I want to fuck the evil out of her.
Oliver Adams
I wonder who could have posted this.
Josiah Cooper
i wish squids were real
Julian Howard
I finally did it boys. I finally beat Squid Jump.
Samuel Thomas
But that doesn't mean anything…
Justin Lee
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Kevin Lee
Superior
James Martin
Their midriffs certainly are. please give us lewder squid bellies nintendo
Michael Sanders
It is possible that the development team is doing one giant ruse.
But my guess is that Callie went searching for Cuttlefish, you have to follow her trail, but when you find her, she's all messed up. Maybe instead of Sunken Scrolls this time you'll be finding "Callie's journals" which shed some light on what happened to her while building up tension.
Christian Ward
>People
Isaac Bell
One thing I noticed about Inkopolis Plaza was that it looks more dingy than Inkopolis Square. It doesn't really have as much of a feeling of being nice and tidy.
Owen Howard
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Aaron White
I just want to hug Marie
Ryder Wilson
i hear its based off of new york, a crowded busy city. much like new york, theres no room for joy as the impromptu splatfest celebrations that were used to just wouldnt fit in the confining area weve been showed so far. although there are concert and opera halls, theatres, and parks. perhaps a side area opens up on such occasions, or we simply havent been shown the whole place. otherwise we wouldnt be able to get a good look at the sky as it lights up with fireworks. but without miiverse, is there a point to seeing the sky? its the same sky as it was before so who cares. very new york. at least, thats how new york goes in my head.
Camden Rivera
WOOMY SWAG
Cameron Phillips
We lost one of our own this week. Murdered at a con meet up by a violent chinaman. Kero, you will be missed.
Elijah Taylor
F
Dominic Barnes
What?
Jaxson Carter
...
William Barnes
really?
Ian Gomez
...
Camden Martinez
Are you serious?
Luis Walker
Dude you better be fucking with me. I love you fucking niggers, I don't need any of you fags leaving this planet just yet.
Ryan Baker
this is not funny dude… if this is true, then how did you even know this?
Jackson Diaz
When did I die…? I'm just on long vacation as a gift from my boss for covering during his heart attack
It was nice to have a preview of my funeral tho, that was interesting to see
Adam Nguyen
His joke made me freak out. I had a dream last night with you in it because of it.why did I believe it
Jonathan Diaz
Ill fucking kill you if youre lying faggot
Lucas Thomas
Are you gonna be here for D&D this week? Nobody's heard from you so nobody knows if we're playing this week or not.
John Long
Considering you haven't heard from them through the normal channels, I think the answer is pretty obvious.
Zachary Walker
Yeah, I know
Xavier Adams
New Thread when?
Zachary Evans
I guess I'll do it then
Nicholas Cooper
New Thread
Noah Allen
You stupid asshole.
Carson Smith
What are you whining about now faggot, When I asked who was making a new thread no one wanted to do it so I did it.
Ryan Reyes
Never mind, You didn't announce the new thread
James Hall
If both of you are done being stupid, I'll link to the not-deleted thread at and call it a night.