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More news about Callie and Marie's post emotions are being revealed on the official Splatoon tumblr, So far its on chapter 3 and ongoing...

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hardcoregamer.com/2017/05/10/splatoon-2-strategy-guide-available-for-pre-order/256811/
twitter.com/SplatoonJP
splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/#chapter-6
splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/#chapter-7
topics.nintendo.co.jp/c/article/ebf1a792-35f2-11e7-8f53-063b7ac45a6d.html
youtube.com/watch?v=tz-Xb9ADVgs
7net.omni7.jp/general/010007/170518splatoon
nintendowire.com/news/2017/05/18/nintendo-removes-offensive-gesture-latest-mario-kart-8-deluxe-update/
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wew

Post lewd squid

LOL

Octolings are superior.

Paid online is bullshit.

octolings are sea niggers

Look at the picture you australian fucking jew!

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Another Splatoon 2 testfire when.

I didn't like the testfire where as I immediately fell in love with Splatoons testfire. It's more like a remix if anything, I'm not crazy about it.

how is the switch doing these days? i mean, are there any problems with it like people were squawkin about around its release?

He's a kiwi you tart.

Those were isolated and mostly due to scalpers destroying their stock to keep availability down.

You forgot to post the fixed version.

Cuntboys~

Hopefully they do another restock when ARMS comes out I have feeling they would

Ha user you will never have a gay best friend draw art of your inkling for you

Because I do….

SEND HELP

They restock weekly.

I don't have the game so i dont have an inkling

I still don't get it.

NO FREE ONLINE NO BUY

NO MARIE NO BUY

Found the original.

Noice

hahaha nigga how is putz even fat hahaha like go for a walk haha put down the 6ft cheese steak

Is it lewd

If a kid's semen smells like squid, does a squid's semen smells like kid?

splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/#chapter-4


he's dead isn't he

Quick, find a shota inkling cuntboy and find out!

Let's do an event this weekend. Thinking on some rule changes to make it so you can jump two maps in one go if you're a kid or a squid.

Get to the squidkid porn already.

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Why do western artists even bother

Hey, I'll take what I can get

do you think squids get embarrassed when they reform and accidentally end up sniffing another one's butt just wondering haha

too bad you only get smile

Woomy~

r8 squid i havent touched since near launch

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Canadians fuck off

Confirmed that Splatoon 2's rotations will be 2 hours instead of 4. Should make bad rotations less painful.
pressreader.com/australia/edge/20170427/281547995785244

squid butts are a valuable resource

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Make some fucking memes Jesus Goddamnit Shit

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White ink confirmed
Cute feet confirmed

Seems like they're going for an asian streetwear look.

Those aren't feet.

that's platinum cuz

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worse than thiccfags

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Looks pretty fresh. Can't wait to see what I look good in hopefully the varsity jacket will still make a return too

gay


I want an outfit like final pic related.

Sun bonnet squid a cute

chequed

WEW

splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/#chapter-5

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Faggots and trannies not allowed.

Get out, faggot.

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The Mumble is fucking up again so we're gonna be on Swamp's mumble tonight.

Not a single image in that post has faggots or trannies.

wait, just how expansive is the single player gonna be then?

hardcoregamer.com/2017/05/10/splatoon-2-strategy-guide-available-for-pre-order/256811/

Or maybe there's more to that salmon slapper game

what more could there be?

Salmons with mustaches

Do you get more fresh on your day of birthday? Today is my day of birth.

Happy vagina excursion soul voyage anniversary

Thank you kindly.

Happy birthday user

Hmm, Callie's never gonna show up is she?

I think its time for another movie poster

Callie has had enough of Marie's smug ways and the widening divide of what was once her most cherished friendship, instead of coming home to what she assumes will be ribbing of how losing the final Splatfest, she instead opts to make her own exit on the stage of life Diving off the top of Moray Tower

Found an interesting post on Twitter. tl;dr quick respawn isn't worth it past 3 mains, you save more time with swim speed or comeback if you aren't jumping in.

That almost look like a tentacle.

Thank you too.

Did they pick a canon design for the MC for story mode?

AAAAAAHAHAhAHHAHAHAHAHA

Blessed by the splatoon meta QR nerf never ever

I want to be an inkling.

Those boys are just a little too old. Gross!

Hows cemu emulation for splatoon? Can I play online?

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Any of you fags want to play? I don't have any WiiU friends so I don't remember even how to add people but post your ID and I'll try

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Kill yourself, you filthy fucking faggot.

Bump

i want to marry a squid, have a daughter and adopt an octoling sister for her

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why does Callie have one pink leg?

muh style

It's her penis

twitter.com/SplatoonJP

Callie may have been squidnapped

splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/#chapter-6

There's going to be rape doujins, I know it.

Mindbreak rape doujins here we cum

>hypnosis corruption mindbreak doujins

I'm going to kill both of you then kill whoever wrote this backstory knowing damn well what it would do for the imagination of doujinshi artists.

Squidward Buttholr

We need to go more degenerate;
>hypnosis corruption mindbreak ink-enemas doujins

its rendering, give it a sec

im nervous

New trailer tomorrow after Arms Direct

MY FUCKING NIGGER

1v1 me

They seem to be pushing this whole "marie doesn't really know how Callie feels thing", maybe it will be something like Callie got a mysterious call for a gig that triggered her butthurt over Splatfest.

They are trying to make Marie fans feel bad for stomping their golden girl and forcing her into prostitution

RULE OF THE SEA, CALLIE

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maybe octos sent out a distress signal because they dug too greedily too deep

the ones from callies perspective gave off no indication of butthurt, just mild concern. a noticing that something is bothering marie. if it ended at chapter 3 or 4 i would have just thought marie was freaking out about nothing.

well, that's what I'm saying. It could go either way. We know Marie feels self-conscious about Callie being mad at her for winning, which was a flag. We know from the ones from Callie's perspective that there is something going on with her, like when she sees Crusty Sean and Marie talking and instead of just saying what's up, she just notices that Marie seems happier talking to Sean and then just goes home, which along with the whole "Callie couldn't remember the last time Marie seemed happy talking to anyone besides her" could also be a hint. Then you have the whole "maybe Marie doesn't know how Callie is actually doing or feeling" thing in the chapter before this one. So I could see a plot device that triggers her do something that puts her in danger.

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Who's best girl?

You have to ask?

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SAVE HER

Jeez. Four months since I cared about Splatoon 2 and the single player trailer has my heart in a vise like nothing happened.

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If only they could read the Wii U save data and find out who's team you were on in the final splatfest.

Now that would make for an emotional climax.

But I don't wanna fight Callie. Can't I just join the Octolings instead?

CALLIE DID NOTHING WRONG

What are you on about? I've watched the vid and stream and I didn't see her anywhere.

SHE DID NOTHING WRONG

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Now I have to pick between Queen Marie and her just and righteous Empire and that failure of an idol Callie sabotaging the Superior Octolings

what the hell happened

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My appreciation. Does indeed look like her and with her being so prominent and the laugh does seem somehow familiar, she could be the boss.

I preferred Marie anyway because Callie had a weird face but I still wanna join octolings as they dindu nuffin

t.Calliefag who couldn't protect his waifu

who the hell is hosting the games if the squid sisters arent doing it?

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I don't understand why it doesn't let you use gyro and analog at the same time, like in BotW. I just want to look normally and make precise adjustments with the gyro.

so judd was still salty about cat vs dog and hatched a plan to split up the sisters? after all, if the idea of the holy fax machine receiving ancient radio signals has any weight to it then there wouldnt have been a callie marie splatfest.

INKLINGS GIVE THE BEST TONGUE KISSES

It does, except for looking up/down.

splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/#chapter-7

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Yeah but keep in mind, you won't be able to get one until 2018.

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on the bright side, I guess this means I may end up not giving NoA a cent for this game

They will never not be in stock in my country.


I knew it would happen, actually after reviewing I am not disappoint, since I don't need to buy a new system, only a second set of accessories, mostly I'm dissappointed that I brought a pro controller last week, since I'd rather that nice 2Splatoon one. If they keep releasing special Pro controllers I will probably end up with as much Pro controllers as I did Xbox 360 controllers, I had 7 of them.

I get EU Nintendo products in my region anyway, but that wouldn't matter, I'd just import it.

Don't you fucking bullshit me

More like one hasn't been announced for NA yet. If it isn't, that marks yet another cool thing everyone BUT America gets because of that Reggie nigger

The only part of the reserved Marie being the hero and the bubbly Callie being the villain that I can get into is that it is so inkharacteristink of their charinkter archinktypes. It would eel kinda cliche if it were the other way arowana, positive Callie tearfully pleading to her dark and brooding cousin to come back to her, but it's kinda fresh getting to see Marie break out of her nautilus to save outwardly silly and frivolous Callie from the demonfish inside.

My final judgement rides on how Callie became the villain. If she voluntarily or semi-voluntarily changed sides, I would find that almost preferable to the direction they're almost certainly leading us in, Callie being kidnapped and mindraped. I'll take edgy bad girl turncoat Callie over impure can-never-get-married-now 99%-of-Splatoon-doujin-authors-are-sick-fucks-and-they're-going-to-draw-nothing-but-her-getting-raped-now-why-are-you-doing-this-to-me-Nintendo Callie.

t. calliefag in the bargaining stage of grief

It's region free, I know that's a bit of a shitter if it doesn't release in the US but it's not as if you can't get it, you will need to get a US Switch charger though, or any USB-C rated for the Switch should work.

Also you goys get the Arms art contest, I can't even enter, but I'm going to figure out how to.

Splatoon 2 will end with you murdering Callie. There will be no tear-driven reunion between the sisters, there won't be a huge reward at the end, it'll just be you shooting Callie in the face.
The evidence is becoming clearer and clearer that this is exactly what's going to happen.
The cutscene after the boss fight will probably force you to pull the trigger, a la the end of the MGS3.

It hasn't been announced for NA yet and I don't know why they'd delay that.

Edgy chuuni Callie could be absolutely adorable.

Callie joins the octolings because DJ Octavio did nothing wrong.

that
that is literally how it works

I know, but fuck if I have to pay import taxes on top of the $70 for the damn controller and wait fucking forever for Play-Asia to send the damn thing


Oh fuck, don't even joke about that shit.

you better be able to swap B and X for jump or I will rage

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGION FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Unfortunately this probably means imports aren't scalperproof

There is a possibility the Joycon will be released standalone
Considering they have their own promotional art outside of the bundle

Nod an argument :DDD

I complained about the needless jump/inhale button swap that was done on KSS:U and got bitched out even though I 100%'d the game. Like fuck nigga, 10 years of muscle memory from my childhood is fighting the controls the whole time, fuck you

that's not really the point though. people like to collect the box of the version they like. look at how popular certain boxed old systems are.

Japanese chargers are the same as US chargers.
Also EU apparently gets a shit-tier version of the bundle with the normal red/blue joycons instead of green/pink.

Confirmed, at least for Japan.

Holy shit, wata waste.

Forgot my link for the separate joycons:
topics.nintendo.co.jp/c/article/ebf1a792-35f2-11e7-8f53-063b7ac45a6d.html

I mean you can do it in BOTW so why not just make it a habit to do this shit, Nintendo?

I have not been paying attention, are octolings playable now? They should have an octo pompadour.

I suppose, maybe that's why the new 3ds sold worse than the new 3ds xl

Where lies the problem. Only getting one axis makes it disorienting as fuck for me and means I still have to rely on the gyro for more than just adjustments.

See above if you are talking about the x axis.

No, and if they are we aren't finding out until E3.

Nobody's mentioned that the default gun in the campaign is a P90, and the hero helmet resembles a Wehrmacht Stahlhelm.
I'm glad they're allowing you to use different weapons in the campaign. I wonder if you'll get to choose, or if you will be forced to use certain weapons for certain levels to encourage new players to become familiar with everything.


Leave Inkopolis.
I know you're messing with us but Nintendo isn't that retarded. You didn't even kill Octavio in the first game, they're not going to kill off a beloved character.


My smile and optimism are starting to come back.

while were lead to believe that callie and gramps are with octos at the time, dont forget about grizzco and the salmonids. theyre absolutely fishy. whos to say callie and captain didnt already conscript an "agent" and are in the process of fighting another threat alongside the octarians? maybe it makes sense to look to where they arent currently leading you but whats been glanced over and ignored.

these cephalopod people werent always enemies, and theres a lot of people who have a sympathetic view for octarians and would like to team up with them. that image you posted might even have meaning behind it. the new agent, marie,and sheldon are standing alongside the octarian forces, rather than against them. they might even be trying to rescue octavio, he is an old friend of cuttlefish after all. in that case, it would make sense for callie to don that cyberpunk dj garb. shes knows how to make music, which seems to be a requirement for leading octarians. though, i do notice the trademark green X tentacle of octavio.

lastly, if the zapfish were to be stolen by octarians again, wouldnt agent 3 get to kicking ass instantly?

t. thinks the splatooniverse is deeper than simple heroes and villains
t. never wants to see the squid sisters in pain

>AGENT 3 IS THE MAIN VILLAIN
>IF YOU HAVE NNID LINKED ON WII U IT PULLS YOUR INKLING FROM SPALTON 1

I DON'T NEED IT AAAAAAAAAAAA

That is some Kojima or Yoko Taro kind of bullshit, specifically, the kind that, if this weren't a Nintendo game, I'd believe immediately.

On another note, there is the question of physical or digital. Most people would prefer physical for the collector's value, and as a precaution if your Switch gets bricked or Nintendo permabans your console or something. However, analysis shows that cartridges are the slowest storage medium for the Switch, a bit slower than MicroSD and significantly slower than the internal storage. That won't matter for online matches, where you are bound by the slowest player's loading times, but depending on how the game is implemented it could add up to annoying extra pauses for navigating menus, say an extra second or two every time you go to change your loadout.

If I could get a Splatoon 2 Switch bundle for cheaper than a Switch and Splatoon 2 separately, like you could with the Wii U, that would be the obvious choice. It's a bit harder to stomach paying full price for a digital copy of Splatoon 2, though. Either way, it's a good reason to wait a few days after launch for others to analyze loading times.

always get physical. then you can resell it when youre sick of it or eventually when the system is hacked, back it up.

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Not only can I not wait to unlock Marie's kimono, but if her umbrella is an unlockable charger and scopes don't have a range advantage in Splatoon 2, I could almost forgive Nintendo.
Punished Marie and Dark Callie amiibos when
Also I wonder what they're going to replace Inkopolis News Time with now that the sisters are doing their own thing, and the trailer dialogue (if it isn't simply a joke) suggests that they aren't popular anymore. They haven't given us so much as an inkling of any potential replacement idols; perhaps with the new 2 hour rotations they will dispense with it altogether.


I would normally agree, especially for something like the PS4 where everything installs to internal storage anyway, but those seconds will add up if you're going to dump hundreds of hours into this game.

youtube.com/watch?v=tz-Xb9ADVgs

From the jap twitter
>Please check this page for more details. 7net.omni7.jp/general/010007/170518splatoon
following the link
It looks like Jap players will get early exclusive jackets for buying shit from 7/11, and the rest of us will have the chance to exchange our good goy points for them on Club/MyNintendo.

Also on their twitter
confirming the obvious

Marie won the splatfest, so she gets to be the star.

Looking closely at Inkopolis Square we can see

Where did babby Judd come from if Judd is the only cat? Is Judd a lady Judd?

GUESS WHO'S BAAAAAACK

That's a museum, right?
R-right?

I immediately assume the latter. Japs really love crane games, and they fucking love Splatoon.
Not so sure about this. I think DDR is common, but isn't that popular. Would make sense.
boredomintensifies.gif
Fucking dead. He's an old cuttlefish.


If it's not Annie and Moe, I don't give a shit.

Yes, please.

100% Correct.
Octolings did nothing wrong, and he called out all Inklings as slimy little hipsters who thought Tide Goes Out was better than Bomb Rush Blush, which ruined Callie's singing career.

Tide goes out was so much better It wasn't even a contest, just like the Callie vs Marie splatfest. If any song tried to appeal to hipsters, it was Bomb Rush Blush. But the premise of your fan fiction is incorrect. DJ Octavio did not express an opinion on the two singles.

Callie is Avril Lavigne tier, Marie is Adele tier. It's not that Callie is bad, but Marie is just that much more talented as an artist.

my love for P90s has me hoping that the starter weapon will still be completely relevant even in the late-game, just depending on how you use it.
I want to believe.

Daily Reminder Callie is a race traitor and sold out to the octolings

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Ironic, considering Callie may have been kidnapped and replaced with a body double.

Tide Goes Out is the hipster "she's a pop star but she's deep" garbage, and it has nowhere near enough energy for a final showdown theme song. Hipsters probably like that, "the juxtaposition of the fast paced action and Marie's slow, gentle singing and downplayed rhythm" etc.
Bomb Rush Blush is a cute innocent jpop song. It has no pretensions of being more than it is, an honest expression of Callie's excitement and the emotion of the game's final moments of relevancy. It's not only a better song, but indisputably the better battle theme.
this is you


Play Piranha90's section in slow motion, it seems different enough to not be a Splattershot reskin. Firing slower and killing the octoling in two hits, it might be something like a more accurate .52 Gal.

Oh please. She's a much better singer than most women, despite being an obese surly Brit.

The NPC thing has some merit as a theory, but my stance has always been that there is only one omni-soul and we're all fragments of it, from when all matter and energy was compressed into a singularity during the big bang. Thus moments of shared consciousness. This theory doesn't include niggers or most animals that don't have souls. It may include aliens.

can't say i agree with your theory as a whole.
But you got some nice trips there friendo.


looks promising

Performance wise, it seems to drop below 60FPS in the Square (though not as bad as the original's 30FPS in the Plaza if my player's frame step is working properly). I can't tell if the game is 1080p or 720p upscaled; there is blatant aliasing but also what appear to be single-pixel wide details @1080p in some areas. I really wish Nintendo would upload proper videos somewhere, Youtube's compression is truly awful.

FUCK I missed Walleye Rainmaker because I was too busy sperging out over Splatoon 2.

I think it's still 30fps. The original, I can kind of understand because it has a shitton of other players, on top of having to load Miiverse comments. Here, because Miiverse is gone, and because the console is more powerful than the Wii U, there's less of a reason to remain anything below 60fps beyond shitty optimization.

Digital Foundry claims it's still 720p upscaled, even when docked, though it may change by the time the game launches


I already like this Octarian.

or just don't buy a switch

It definitely was in the testfire, but it's harder to tell in this trailer.

How many gross, sticky, smelly Octarian cocks do you think she sucks on a daily basis? Now that they know she's going to bend over and do whatever they want there's no chance they haven't defiled her body already. The question is how much? Her hair and clothes must reek of stinky Octarian Takoyaki sauce.

I was going to shitpost and edit the first picture into a cuntboy, but holy fuck there is a ton of jpg artifacting happening, have some self respect and get better quality porn

How has nobody cropped this yet?

Athow Pube?

that image is actually reaction gold

Cute girls with heart-shaped pupils with condoms in their mouths are my extremely specific fetish.

user…

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Sorry, those 3DPD trash are really ugly, maybe I should have spoilered that

nintendowire.com/news/2017/05/18/nintendo-removes-offensive-gesture-latest-mario-kart-8-deluxe-update/
haha what

whoops, i shoulda included the image

That Rosie the Riveter arm Gesture

Thread rule: spoiler any picture of Squidforum users.

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theyve gone from a borg look to a terminator look

and notice the cephy is wearing the same flavor of shades as the callie silhouette and using a roller, inspired by their new leader.

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Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash is what you're looking for

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i havent masturbated in a whole day! im just too stressed out. if im this bad then i bet marie hasnt touched herself in a week

>a cuntboy is fine too

How about 2 new idols, but they turn out to be octolings in disguise at the end of the game or something like that? And until you oust them they spread subtle octoling propaganda

I want to marry an octoling

i said masturbate not took care of hygiene. of course she stays fresh!


well, mimic octopus is a thing. both squids and octos are very good at camouflage but the mimics take it to new peaks.
oh man, now that you remind me im thinking of the terminator octolings again, and the t1000 was a shapeshifter. so now that were featuring terminators, what if callie is a time traveler, and shes responsible for gramps and her own disappearance?


all pending octo marriages are postponed until the missing squids are found, please be patient.

Octavio a cute

Now I'm thinking about Callie being lewd, sweaty, and having pits and a snatch full of hair. Thanks.

This video makes me strangely sad. Not that I knew to perform these tricks before that they were patched out, but because they remind me of a time in Splatoon history that we'll never get back.

That sounds like it's a personal problem.

Am I the only one who hates the new hero suit? It just looks like an olive ski jacket with the hero headset and hero body armour boots.

I didn't have any feelings for it either way. Cool gun, tho!

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Some of you squids are alright

Imagine an inkling sat on your face just wondering haha

You know, I'm usually on the NO CENSORSHP train but this shit made me realize how we must look to outsiders.

The sequel better have octarians as an unlock or something.
[spoiler]The singleplayer looks a lot of fun tho,
hope they got something that can rival Octavio.[/spoiler]

How the fuck did I mess that up?

isn't that sign language for a hard-on?

It's an obscene gesture that means "up yours" to 1930s New Yorkers.

Though really, it was supposed to just be a Rosie the Riveter pose.

No, it's a Japanese gesture that means "look how strong I am" because you're slapping your bicep.

Still looks like "up yours" to me. Pretty sure strong guys dont need to show how strong they are, they just act and prove it to show it.

That's because you're a filthy gaijin.

It will probably unlock
A costume
A few guns
Challenges

I've been italian my entire life, where is the offense? Or am I just not seeing it because I'm not an italian from italy?

I hope your dubs will chim it real.

what weapon is in the window


I don't think they will introduce new idols until Spla3n. They might leave a few hints in this game but that's it.


Squids don't have hair, dummy.

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because you're a fucking filthy 4chan infiltrator that doesn't know how Holla Forums works.


Yeah I was thinking about mimic octopi when I thought about that.


Well clearly Callie and Marie aren't doing the whole idol thing this game, obviously. We need something.

Looks like it's up to best girl Marie and the local inkling to sort this out.

ive been trying to upload this o-sea for hours but i kept running in to this error when trying to upload an mp4
i dont know what the halibut any of that means.
i ended up having to use that webm converter which i dont mind but id like to have figured it out.

My guess is that Callie was about to visit Marie's parents but got sidetracked by a distress call from Cap'n Cuttlefish. She tried to save him alone but was caught/brainwashed by the octopuses

The single player trailer was definitely 1080p. It looked like 720p or 900p in the testfire which may have been to ensure a steady frame rate before they were done optimizing the game

im sorry, thats way too loud isnt it

New GameXplain analysis of the trailer. They missed some stuff but the interesting bits that I hadn't noticed before are

That's about what I think will happen. Callie got somehow tricked into entering Octo Valley alone, so she could be captured and brainwashed. The interesting wrinkle will be that rather than total mind control (which could completely replace anyone's personality, which isn't terribly interesting for storytelling), the brainwashing will prey on her negative feelings and the bad blood between the sisters. Rather than "hurr durr I'm evil now" we'll get to see the dark side of Callie's psyche, and all of the negative things she wouldn't say aloud or even consciously acknowledge both about her personal life and the world she lives in. Only Marie reminding Callie that she is important to her will break the spell.
The fact that Callie's pink coloring is closer to the Octoling's purple than Marie's green makes me wonder if they had this planned all along.
I wouldn't get your hopes up. Look at the aliasing and size of the pixels on Marie's tentacles and the other foreground elements in this scene. It looks much more like 720p upscaled than 1080p now that I've had a closer look.

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What is this nigger even talking about

What did he mean by this?

weird twitter xD

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Is that goon humour

Yes, @dril is literally a goon.

People pay him to tweet.
patreon.com/dril

I gotta say, this self sustained cycle of stupidity is just another drop in the bucket in this point, but Christ alive, maybe I need to set up a patreon for some retarded reason

Feels down tight awful

One thing I hope in the next game is the ink trail left by chargers/e-liters.

The big thing I don't like about them is how the bullets leave a giant ink trail over the terrain they fly over. It gives away your position, which defeats the whole purpose of being a sniper. Sniper bullets aren't supposed to leave behind what is basically a giant neon arrow sign pointing to your exact position saying "HEY THERE'S A SNIPER HERE YOU ASSHOLE".

I'd fix this by making chargers ONLY leave ink at the point of impact or where they splat an inkling, not so much a trail. It's kind of an obvious oversight in retrospect.

The tweet he posted was unrelated to Splatoon in any way, some faggot just added an image of Marie to his tweet because… I dunno, it's a joke somehow.

Shoot ink trail
Then shoot all the people stupid enough to look at you.

But ink does.

so what are the odds ill get this mario kart bundle and then a month later they announce the splatoon 2 bundle for NA?


cuttlefish was missing for a while before marie even went to calamari county. whatever is going on its surely linked to his disappearance.


well xXsplatmasterXx, the idea is that you contribute to turf coverage, which controls enemy movement. which is a big part of the sniper role in the first place.

people used to joke about marie being an octohead

Try telling that to the sniper on Moray Towers during any mode that isn't Turf War. Fat lot of good it does you to try and cover your teammates when there's two e-liter snipers overlooking the center and killing one immediately alerts the other one to your presence along with a big neon arrow pointing straight to your location.

Unless your team already has the whole area covered in ink it's a real huge drawback.

The biggest drawback of chargers is their poor ink coverage, to the point that top japanese teams no longer use e-liter, only splatterscope if that. Removing their ability to turf completely would make chargers utterly useless.

Is this a dig at mombot or that one octuplet whore?

That's more due to the E-litre being nerfed a dozen times over, innit?

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I'm not proposing that you remove their ability to to turf, but make it more that turfing is done by the impact of the bullet rather than its travel.

Just make the impact of the bullet cause a very large splatter rather than have the travel cause it. This way you can still turf at close range. like any other short range weapon.

it's almost
as though
the chargers are
now bear with me here
i know it's crazy
the chargers
bear with me
the chargers are
crazy, i know
chargers are
l o n g
r a n g e
w e a p o n s

You didn't read what I said. I said that in my version the bullet impact causes a large splatter, rather than its travel. So you can still turf at any range but still use it for its intended purpose as a sniper rifle.

As they are now they're shitty weapons that give away your position which defeats their entire purpose.

This is the worst suggestion I've heard for Splatoon.

Wait a second. Spiderman's spider tracers are electronic right? Wouldn't the electric charge from that guy be enough to fry any electronics he came near?

And then matches would be 4v4 sniper only battles. Unless you nerf charge/firing speed so bad they'd be worse weapons than they are now.

That's part of it but splatterscope got buffed and while it's more common than e-liter now, there are many teams that go without either, which all boils down to versatility and turfing ability.
Japanese teams have repeatedly said that western teams don't focus on map control and painting enough. That's why e-liter fell out of the japanese meta but top western teams still use it.


You mean like a fucking bomb?
You want a sniper that snipes bombs?

No, you're thinking of it like a blaster.

yeah kind of, but i dont want to fight one.
i think he just mean an extra large shooter shot

Look, squiddos.
Make some fuggin' memes would ya?

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HIS NAME WAS SALMON ABEDIN

I want to fuck the evil out of her.

I wonder who could have posted this.

i wish squids were real

I finally did it boys.
I finally beat Squid Jump.

But that doesn't mean anything…

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Superior

Their midriffs certainly are. please give us lewder squid bellies nintendo

It is possible that the development team is doing one giant ruse.

But my guess is that Callie went searching for Cuttlefish, you have to follow her trail, but when you find her, she's all messed up. Maybe instead of Sunken Scrolls this time you'll be finding "Callie's journals" which shed some light on what happened to her while building up tension.

>People

One thing I noticed about Inkopolis Plaza was that it looks more dingy than Inkopolis Square. It doesn't really have as much of a feeling of being nice and tidy.

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I just want to hug Marie

i hear its based off of new york, a crowded busy city. much like new york, theres no room for joy as the impromptu splatfest celebrations that were used to just wouldnt fit in the confining area weve been showed so far. although there are concert and opera halls, theatres, and parks. perhaps a side area opens up on such occasions, or we simply havent been shown the whole place. otherwise we wouldnt be able to get a good look at the sky as it lights up with fireworks. but without miiverse, is there a point to seeing the sky? its the same sky as it was before so who cares. very new york.
at least, thats how new york goes in my head.

WOOMY SWAG

We lost one of our own this week. Murdered at a con meet up by a violent chinaman.
Kero, you will be missed.

F

What?

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really?

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Are you serious?

Dude you better be fucking with me. I love you fucking niggers, I don't need any of you fags leaving this planet just yet.

this is not funny dude…
if this is true, then how did you even know this?

When did I die…?
I'm just on long vacation as a gift from my boss for covering during his heart attack

It was nice to have a preview of my funeral tho, that was interesting to see

His joke made me freak out. I had a dream last night with you in it because of it.why did I believe it

Ill fucking kill you if youre lying faggot

Are you gonna be here for D&D this week?
Nobody's heard from you so nobody knows if we're playing this week or not.

Considering you haven't heard from them through the normal channels, I think the answer is pretty obvious.

Yeah, I know

New Thread when?

I guess I'll do it then

New Thread

You stupid asshole.

What are you whining about now faggot, When I asked who was making a new thread no one wanted to do it so I did it.

Never mind, You didn't announce the new thread

If both of you are done being stupid, I'll link to the not-deleted thread at and call it a night.

Blow it out your ass